>Ukraine makes a dedicated video praising german weapon systems

>Ukraine makes a dedicated video praising german weapon systems
I say 'Germany', you say 'Entschuldigung'
Practise: Germany

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Featuring Friedrich Liechtenstein
    Damn I didnt know Liechtenstein had a First name

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Je suis désolée :3

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Ukrainians really have to choose the gayest sounding music for this

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All those Chemistry classes teaching me how to easily read compound words finally are paying off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you might think stuff like this is a joke but 2 months ago german government released this:
      Kurzfristenergieversorgungssicherungsmaßnahmenverordnung
      its official, you can find it here: https://www.gesetze-im-internet.de/ensikumav/BJNR144600022.html

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me its Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Entschuldigung
    Bless you.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Generaalbierjunge
    is what I usually say when I arrive at my destination in germany

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes, General Beer Boy.
      A staple of German culture. Jawohl, schon, das stimmt bei mir, Herr Kommandant. Ich brauche zwei verschiedene currywurst mit vielen baumen und frauen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hängt vierundsechzigfach, Fotze!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that beer looks absolutely excellent

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            most of it has already advanced to the past tense in the sense that it was very tasty

            https://i.imgur.com/QwCMjLR.png

            >(Bureaucracy fucked us)
            It really isn't. Instead, bureaucracy constantly gets fucked over, The german procurement office has ~7000 employees and has ~1700 unfiled positions. And they need highly educated people. But because nobody wants to work for the Bundeswehr, they can't fill those positions. But the work has to be done nevertheless, which means there are two possibilities: Projects have to wait until other projects are completed and bureaucrats are free to work on them - or you hire consultants. Consultants have the high qualifications you want, they can work immediatly, but you have to pay them a lot of money.

            But then the press and politicians will go absolutely apeshit on your for being "wasteful" and "too bureaucratic" and they try to "reform" your agency, only to find out that they can't fire any more people because there aren't even enough for the agency to work properly in the first place.

            And then you are back to step 1.

            Oh, and if you wanna get equipment back to working condition, you gotta have to go back 10 years and tell conservatives that they are fucking idiots for banning the bundeswehr from buying spare parts in reserve.

            if my experience with belgian procurement is any indication you can get the job done with less than 3000.
            It's a common thing that the bureaucratic part of western europen armies are needlesy bloated. Because the procedures they use require q fuck ton of time qnd pqper for even the most stupid shit. Need to fix a padlock? here 13 pages to fill out and you'l get it in a month.
            even the fucking museums have more flexible structures when it comes to procuring stuff.
            Not every procurement is for an fing tank most are just for mundane civilian items that don't need the strickt ass procuremnt chain.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Belgium
              Are you kidding me? Belgium doesn't have an MIC like Germany, military research facilities. Ffs the Belgian navy only has one frigate and that's it. Procuring just for the German navy is an insane project, and they have to managed harbours and docks and holy shit so much stuff.
              Now imagine this for an air force, an army, research and testing...

              3000 people is absolutely nothing for the German mlitary, and for the Belgian, it's obscenely too many.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Honzuki no Gekokujou

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Main ist Mein

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >leopard please

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw when Ukies ask for Leopard 2s but only 5 out of our 300 Leopards work (Bureaucracy fucked us)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think people truly understand just how absolutely dogshit of a condition the German military is in, the state really let it fucking rot following the fall of the USSR as if the good times of peace and stability on the continent would simply never end.

        A lot of the slow-walking of actual asset and equipment aid to Ukraine is because of how undermaintained everything has been with politicians trying to distract from the internal clusterfuck by pretending its mostly political issues holding up the assistance.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >A lot of the slow-walking of actual asset and equipment aid to Ukraine is because of how undermaintained everything has been with politicians trying to distract from the internal clusterfuck by pretending its mostly political issues holding up the assistance.
          but why? you're afraid of war? i don't think you should be, there's still poland inbetween
          and ukies would be glad to receive anything, even unmaintained shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BRO DEMOCRACY AND TRADE INTERDEPENDENCE WILL SAVE US (it won't)
          LIBERALISM IS THE END OF HISTORY (it isn't)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, everyone mocks the US for their perceived warmongering, but when war comes knocking at the door in europe, germany was completely unprepared, they are arguably the most powerful country of the most powerful economic block in the world, germany is in the big leagues know, they cannot keep acting as if they are "above" having a functional military

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >(Bureaucracy fucked us)
        It really isn't. Instead, bureaucracy constantly gets fucked over, The german procurement office has ~7000 employees and has ~1700 unfiled positions. And they need highly educated people. But because nobody wants to work for the Bundeswehr, they can't fill those positions. But the work has to be done nevertheless, which means there are two possibilities: Projects have to wait until other projects are completed and bureaucrats are free to work on them - or you hire consultants. Consultants have the high qualifications you want, they can work immediatly, but you have to pay them a lot of money.

        But then the press and politicians will go absolutely apeshit on your for being "wasteful" and "too bureaucratic" and they try to "reform" your agency, only to find out that they can't fire any more people because there aren't even enough for the agency to work properly in the first place.

        And then you are back to step 1.

        Oh, and if you wanna get equipment back to working condition, you gotta have to go back 10 years and tell conservatives that they are fucking idiots for banning the bundeswehr from buying spare parts in reserve.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf, i love Ukraine now

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it took you a lot of time to finally start helping because we all know you wanted ukraine to lose to buy cheap russian gas
    but i'm glad you're finally on the righteous path
    thanks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be a lying nogger and actually look at delivery dates and deliveries.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow only took 9 months to get one. USA, UK and Poland got theirs in like March lmao.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. I'll praise you with 'Sieg Heil' when you deserve it

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Entchudingdung

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm looking forward to Germany realizing its true purpose: recruiting guest workers from the east.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't find it on their twitter? Did they delete it again?

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