Uhmm?

How the frick did Austria-Hungary lose against Serbia being a vastly larger nation by land and population with more advanced technologies in every facet within World War I? This.. this is embarrassing for them. Not to mention they are called K.u.K.s (cucks) I mean.. the memes sort of write themselves..

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The MonteBlack folks were simply to powerful to be contained...

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Austria-Hungary was a nation wracked by cultural, ethnic and political divisions. Of course they lost.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cultural, ethnic and political divisions
      Ummmm, excuse me? It's call diversity, and it's our STRENGTH.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Austrians wanted to embrace that but Hungarians were against it.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They marched their army through the Serbian artillery schools firing range

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Serbian artillery schools firing range

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They had the greatest general in the world, you simply don't understand his genius.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Serbian campaign ended with 30% of Serbias population dead and what remained of her army running away to Albania to sodomize each other with glass bottles another day.
    Also K.u.K means dick in Swedish; and the Serbs certainly got plenty that rammed up them.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It turns out wearing bright blue uniforms against a dark landscape makes you easy to spot

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this guy orders you to attack
    how do you respond without sounding mad?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When the generals need translators to pass their orders to officers who need translators to pass them to their troops, each speaking one of a dozen different languages of the empire shit gets wacky.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >translators
      Americans can't comprehend being bilingual lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Neither did a lot of people in Austria-Hungary

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The only reason you are bilingual is so you can understand my language.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks the nobilities and upper-class officers would bother learning low-class languages
        O I am laffin

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nobles often spoke several languages. A century ago anyone of even a slightly higher class was almost expected to learn languages of their surrounding countries.
          But again, I know that's hard for an American to understand who can barely manage English.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Majority of people drafted to fight in WW1 were not noblemen. Austrians had to deal with peasants speaking polish, serbian, croat, ukrainian, romanian, hungarian, czech, italian, slovene, turkish and more.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, those monarchs and nobles learnt and spoke languages that are major and/or prestigious like French, English, German, Latin and so on.

            Contrast that with the local languages like Czech. The only ruling monarch outside of Bohemia that bothered to learn it was Cambodian of all nationality. There's a reason why monarchs speaking the local dialects and languages are such a big deal.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not so sure everyone in the Austro-Hungarian Army all spoke the disparate languages of German, Hungarian, Polish, Romanian, Croatian, Italian, etc, or that it would have even been feasible, but I understand it is impossible for europeans to let go of their superiority complex long enough to use their supposedly advanced intellect

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's less about europeans and more about morons getting assblasted when based and redpilled Austria-Hungary is painted in a negative light.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It was the last legitimate state in Europe and a shining beacon of how the life used to be before the plagues of modernism, bolshevism and nationalism.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Typed with my protruding chin

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This, but unironically. Most importantly of all it was majority Catholic. Truly a country too good for this gay world.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry, Kalergi had a backup plan, patriots are in control.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >simping for Austria-Hungary of all things
                But why? Basically everyone in that place sighed a relief when that dumpster fire of a state dissolved. Even the Hungarians who are still assblasted about Trianon are glad they aren't stuck with the Austrians anymore.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's kinda half assed truth.
                Many missed the stability and the grandeur the Empire could bring.
                There is a lot of academic bias towards the KuK because they were losers and its former member states were busy justifying their own government while shifting all the blame on the Austrians.
                Falling under fascism and communism thereafter both of which hated "feudalistic" imperialism to their guts did not help. (part of the justification works)
                Prewar, there were voluntarily loyal member states such as Croats, and Hungarians were kinda split when they made the AH compromise, but they in the end made the compromise to enjoy both military and industrial might of the empire. Which they did, and grew to be one of the biggest agricultural exporters in Europe.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It was a multicultural polity that was able to create a framework in which dozens of different ethnic groups could live and work side by side without bloodshed toward a common goal: think the USA but without a dominant (80+% Anglo Protestant) ethnic group absorbing the others. That it couldn't survive the twin strains of nationalism and industrial war is a tragedy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's kinda half assed truth.
                Many missed the stability and the grandeur the Empire could bring.
                There is a lot of academic bias towards the KuK because they were losers and its former member states were busy justifying their own government while shifting all the blame on the Austrians.
                Falling under fascism and communism thereafter both of which hated "feudalistic" imperialism to their guts did not help. (part of the justification works)
                Prewar, there were voluntarily loyal member states such as Croats, and Hungarians were kinda split when they made the AH compromise, but they in the end made the compromise to enjoy both military and industrial might of the empire. Which they did, and grew to be one of the biggest agricultural exporters in Europe.

                Big fans of European Union I assume?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not at all. The EU follows the nationalist-industrialist lines established by Bismarck, which was a conscious refutation of Austrian glory.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Austrian glory
                What fricking glory? It was a dysfunctional shithole that wasn't a sick man of europe only because ottomans were even worse. It collapsed under its on weight.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >what glory
                Uncultured Prussian swine

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >uncultured
                Say what you want about Prussia but even their minorities could read and write and they carried central powers with their industry. What Austria had outside of diversity?

                If the Hungarians got buckbroke properly and no big shocks like a giant war or economic meltdown happened, then probably

                But muh Crown of Saint Stephen!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anglophones learn other languages for recreation, Your country either learns English or starves.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Anglophones either kneel before Black person dick or starve.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >ESL can't stop thinking of dick
                Pottery

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >pottery

                what did he mean by this?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                gotta keep lurking

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                big if true

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's enough when NCOs speak both German and local language of the unit. Do you think that anyone with the tiniest bit of ambition in life would not learn German in A-H?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Majority of officers in Austria-Hungary were austrians and most of the rest were hungarians. They didn't want to learn fricking slovak.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            NCOs having decision-making authority was a doctrinal development FROM WW1

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        where u from anon?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >German is the official language
        >but the Hungarians are touchy about it so they ignore it in their territory
        >but Hungarian is an awful language so everyone uses German anyways
        >except for the Hungarian nobility, who are more stubborn about it than a French Canadian
        >as a compromise the Emperor drops the issue but insists German is the command language of the army
        >Hungarians roll their eyes, cross their fingers behind their backs and agree
        >half of the empires territory and manpower sometimes learns and uses German if they feel like it
        Mass mobilization and battlefield coordination turkeyslapped the Dual Monarchy's old multicultural system

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Austrians were the jobbers of European history

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Typed with my protruding chin

      [...]
      Big fans of European Union I assume?

      >multiculturalism: >:-I
      >multiculturalism with inbreeding: 😀

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big imperium it’s so TRADITIONAL and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite NOVELS. you should totally come on down to my hovel, it’s got EXPOSED WOOD walls and everything, we can crack open a nice märzen or three and get crazy listening to gypsies singing!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The original meme is the antithesis of what you're mocking

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh no, is someone making fun of your multiculturalism? Not your wholesome chungus habsburginios!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Espionage
    Serbia had an excellent intelligence service for the time and knew the details of the Austrian attack

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like the Austro-Hungarian uniforms 🙂

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But they didn't lose. Serbia was occupied till the end of the war

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just gonna leave this here

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Retreat_(Serbia)

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Serbia distracted them with banan

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Austria has a long history of engaging wars with multiple nations simultaneously. In ww1 they also had to deal with italy in the south west and russia in the north east.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >multiculturalism: >:-I
    >multiculturalism with inbreeding: 😀

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Consider this; Great Britain had an army 1/10th the size of Austria-Hungary's, but it also had somewhere in the region of 3 times the budget.
    Serbia had actual combat experience from the Balkan War's with modern application of machine guns and modern hand grenades, the latter of which most Austro-Hungarian soldiers didn't even know existed.
    Their military had twelve different spoken and written languages, of which most soldiers only knew one of, or if you were lucky, two.
    They had some fine Mountain Infantry units, but as a whole the army was a relic.
    It was totally unprepared for WW1 in all aspects, no nation really was, but it made everyone else look good by comparison.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would it have worked?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It may have worked if it was Tripartite state of Germans, Hungarians and southern-Slavs respectively. Given the rising nationalist sentiments of the time, probably not.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Soviet Union managed to curb the nationalist sentiments in their areas.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They did that through deportations and massacres, and even that wasn't enough to (permanently) quell nationalist trends

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If the Hungarians got buckbroke properly and no big shocks like a giant war or economic meltdown happened, then probably

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Needs more concessions for Hungary

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally catches cold and dies in the middle of the gigantic fricking war he started
    "lol", sayeth he.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He got bullied into it by Williy, that wither-armed butthole.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >wither dicked homosexual
        FTFY, WWI literally borke out because Willy was caught as a homosexual and he wanted to prove he's a man enough to wage and win a war.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This butthole happened.
    >be Col. Redl of the k.u.k. Intelligence
    >rat out all the millitary plans to the serbs and the tzar
    >get caught
    >after saying some vague infos what have been leaked k.u.k. secret police lets him suicide to save his face without any detailed interrogation
    >find out late BEFORE the war that the serbs and russians know everything
    >WWI breaks out
    >k.u.k. millitary command says frick it we'll advance according to our LEAKED plans
    >get rekt by both the ruskys and serbs

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