You zoomers need to stop falling for the Australia stuff. It is a fictional place invented by a Canadian industrialist in teh 19th century to try and make Canada look like a relatively better dominion in the briish empire. It stopped being funny after the 1980s because the internet happened and everyone realised it was a crap joke and canada was a shithole full of cunts.
This is why there is nothing in the middle of the map of 'Australia' this is why the stupid animals and people and retarded 'comedy celebrities' like paul hogan and kyye Mingeogue AND NOTHING ELSE. New Zealand exists but its quite small and pointless, Australia does nto exist and has never existed. The Gallipoli thing is just the English winding the Irish up pretending that all the Irish that dies there were 'Australian' . It is fucking unbelievable that people kept this shit going in the age of teh internet. Let it go. Most people my age only know about the Australian prank because of the ass in pic related and she's dead. Let it go and fuck Canada for starting this Australia shit, crappy frozen wasteland full of cunts.
New South Wales has been forming ethnic militias and sending them across the border, destroying roadblocks and attacking police stations.
Victoria will answer.
>posts agitprop attacking the legitimacy of the government >leaves out the part where the government proves its legitimacy by imposing consequences on its officers who acted outside the law
Yes you are a disinfo shill because you are posting demoralizing propaganda to threaten confidence in Western institutions like the police and their accountability - and you are lying when you do so.
If what you posted was true you'd be an activist but it's a lie and you know it's a lie so you're clearly therefore an enemy actor.
1 year ago
Anonymous
yeah lick that boot
the government would never hurt you
don't ask questions
just obey
eat the bugs
live in the pod
1 year ago
Anonymous
>be afraid of things that aren't happening >don't be afraid of things that are
Pathetic.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>not happening >literally a video of it happening
1 year ago
Anonymous
A video of what happening anon? A video of someone breaking the law? A video of someone who breaks the law who then got punished for breaking the law? I'm shaking right now anon it never occurred to me that people might break the law.
You're arguing with a retard. By continuing, you only lower yourself to be his equal.
That's my secret anon. I'malso a retard.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yeah people get head traumas for not wearing a mask >[spoiler]
And I’m the shill
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Yeah people get head traumas for not wearing a mask
Unlawful arrest was punished as unlawful arrest. Anon still complains. Why does anon complain? What other outcome did Anon want?
Anon has no other outcome that he wants. Anon just wants to complain. If there is no reason to complain he will make one up.
Goodbye Anon.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>That's my secret anon. I'malso a retard.
Well then, argue on King.
1 year ago
Anonymous
You're arguing with a retard. By continuing, you only lower yourself to be his equal.
I actually don't get this shit. Aussies always talk up how tough they are but they lick the boot harder than any European and harder than most Asians. And they're a collectivist hive species, so that says something.
Nah it just meant the government cracked down harder, and bongs are just civilised as long as it makes sense for both collective and individual level.
Just because you're a retarded anti vaxxer that trusts retards on youtube rather than people that spend their entire lives trying to actively keep you alive doesn't mean Aussie has to be
I just wish they allowed guns, and continued the white only policy.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>bongs are just civilised as long as it makes sense for both collective and individual level
lmao
Australia was settled too late to develop a large rural population to balance out the urban one. Something ridiculous like 4 in every 5 people live in a big city. So when leftism started picking up in the 80s there was no counter-force to stop it.
We haven't had legit 150 years of big business-owned media propaganda empires blasting "when the rich get richer it's good for poor people" into our brains.
We also have compulsory voting and ranked choice voting so the parties we elect are much more moderate.
What this means is that we get a higher quality of government than you do and so we trust it more.
I was assuming that the distance between Melbourne to Sydney would be able to reach off shore chinese targets in the pacific but it's too fucking short to hit anything. What the fuck are they trying to blow up in Australia?
Are they looking to reignite the Emu War and end it once and for all?
this, i like aussies much more than the americans i share this "nation" with. The US, UK, AUS alliance shouldve flattened the rest of the planet when we had the chance in 1945. Keep making bombs keep dropping nation after nation, until the world buckled under the might of the alliance.
Sound is very slow in Australia
they mean from melbourne to sydney the long way around, like around the globe
>Sound is very slow in Australia
You zoomers need to stop falling for the Australia stuff. It is a fictional place invented by a Canadian industrialist in teh 19th century to try and make Canada look like a relatively better dominion in the briish empire. It stopped being funny after the 1980s because the internet happened and everyone realised it was a crap joke and canada was a shithole full of cunts.
This is why there is nothing in the middle of the map of 'Australia' this is why the stupid animals and people and retarded 'comedy celebrities' like paul hogan and kyye Mingeogue AND NOTHING ELSE. New Zealand exists but its quite small and pointless, Australia does nto exist and has never existed. The Gallipoli thing is just the English winding the Irish up pretending that all the Irish that dies there were 'Australian' . It is fucking unbelievable that people kept this shit going in the age of teh internet. Let it go. Most people my age only know about the Australian prank because of the ass in pic related and she's dead. Let it go and fuck Canada for starting this Australia shit, crappy frozen wasteland full of cunts.
Preparing to settle the AFL/rugby debate once and for all
Considering the line is a hundreds kilometre into the Riverina, it's been settled.
They're getting ready for something big. Just google 'kangeroo hypersonic inflation' and you'll know what I mean.
Those search terms have me concerned.
New South Wales has been forming ethnic militias and sending them across the border, destroying roadblocks and attacking police stations.
Victoria will answer.
the Emu are beak rattling again
The battle between VB and Tooheys has been brewing for some time
Nothing to see here, citizen. Carry on.
emus plz go
I wouldn't worry about it
Holy shit, that's a fucking old image.
good evening sirs
time to nuke Beijing and the three gorges dam
>when i said nuke the chinese i meant put the takeout in the microwave
The Emus threatening to take Pervitin again? Nope sure Hypersonic missiles could them an Emu on speed.
What is Perth worth?
Emus
Anti Zhang missiles
Surely they meant "transporting" and not "travelling".
It gives people who don't understand some context.
>wow that takes over an hour in an airplane, this missile only takes seven minutes? That's fast!
>seven minutes
seems slow tbqh
Considering that's about eight or nine hundred kilometres, that's pretty bloody fast.
It will be when they launch the missiles
pls nuke us, country is fucked
I think the covid concentration camps you fags have are more alarming than some random gays dancing
they were just fairly comfy quarantine camps and were the least dystopic aspect of the covid lockdowns
I'm glad the concentration camps were comfortable anon.
Yeah except the police officer who did that was charged with a crime.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-01-21/police-officer-charged-flinders-street-arrest-filmed/100773532
Weird how you don't post the second half of the story huh?
Sick of Russian disinfo shills and their lies.
>against authoritarianism
>russian disinfo shill
have a nice day
oh wait you cant lmao your daddy government doesn't let you own guns
>posts agitprop attacking the legitimacy of the government
>leaves out the part where the government proves its legitimacy by imposing consequences on its officers who acted outside the law
Yes you are a disinfo shill because you are posting demoralizing propaganda to threaten confidence in Western institutions like the police and their accountability - and you are lying when you do so.
If what you posted was true you'd be an activist but it's a lie and you know it's a lie so you're clearly therefore an enemy actor.
yeah lick that boot
the government would never hurt you
don't ask questions
just obey
eat the bugs
live in the pod
>be afraid of things that aren't happening
>don't be afraid of things that are
Pathetic.
>not happening
>literally a video of it happening
A video of what happening anon? A video of someone breaking the law? A video of someone who breaks the law who then got punished for breaking the law? I'm shaking right now anon it never occurred to me that people might break the law.
That's my secret anon. I'malso a retard.
Yeah people get head traumas for not wearing a mask
>[spoiler]
And I’m the shill
>Yeah people get head traumas for not wearing a mask
Unlawful arrest was punished as unlawful arrest. Anon still complains. Why does anon complain? What other outcome did Anon want?
Anon has no other outcome that he wants. Anon just wants to complain. If there is no reason to complain he will make one up.
Goodbye Anon.
>That's my secret anon. I'malso a retard.
Well then, argue on King.
You're arguing with a retard. By continuing, you only lower yourself to be his equal.
I actually don't get this shit. Aussies always talk up how tough they are but they lick the boot harder than any European and harder than most Asians. And they're a collectivist hive species, so that says something.
Funny fuckers though.
They're a literal penal colony, a british penal colony on top of that
it's integrated on their DNA
You'd think being a penal colony would make them HATE centralized authority.
yeah, weird
in theory they should be more radical than Americans
Prisoners want to feel oppressed its why they go to jail. Plus, there were probably prison guards too.
They've been pretty thoroughly institutionalized, man.
Nah it just meant the government cracked down harder, and bongs are just civilised as long as it makes sense for both collective and individual level.
Just because you're a retarded anti vaxxer that trusts retards on youtube rather than people that spend their entire lives trying to actively keep you alive doesn't mean Aussie has to be
I just wish they allowed guns, and continued the white only policy.
>bongs are just civilised as long as it makes sense for both collective and individual level
lmao
they gave up their guns, said sorry, bent the knee, accepted the confucius institute, and now they're quasi uyghurs
>guns
and what are you doing with yours, gay? Every election gets stolen from here on out and you won't do shit
It's not in America where the government is setting up concentration camps because someone refused to get some unknown substance into their bodies
Thought you Aussies were all about the banter?
i-its been a hard 2 years m8
nah, generally aussies can dish it out but are thin skinned
it's the servile Anglo in us always at war with the angry Irish
turns out we can be really really fucking servile. who knew
Australia was settled too late to develop a large rural population to balance out the urban one. Something ridiculous like 4 in every 5 people live in a big city. So when leftism started picking up in the 80s there was no counter-force to stop it.
Oz is fucked.
We haven't had legit 150 years of big business-owned media propaganda empires blasting "when the rich get richer it's good for poor people" into our brains.
We also have compulsory voting and ranked choice voting so the parties we elect are much more moderate.
What this means is that we get a higher quality of government than you do and so we trust it more.
tl;dr bootlicking cattle and proud
If the boot tastes good why not give it the old lickaroo, mate?
A two week stay at a repurposed resort for foreign arrivals is a pretty good deal actually. Quite being a nancy.
>tested negative
>still confined
Can someone explain this to me? I must be taking my retard pills again.
2 weeks quarantine, no exceptions.
That requirement has long since been dropped though and Howard Springs is closed.
The tests weren't accurate enough for full proof blah blah just sit on you phone for 2 weeks free wifi
oof the gay flags on the police vests
I was assuming that the distance between Melbourne to Sydney would be able to reach off shore chinese targets in the pacific but it's too fucking short to hit anything. What the fuck are they trying to blow up in Australia?
Are they looking to reignite the Emu War and end it once and for all?
Melbourne and Sydney have always been this thing, you know?
NO MORE SYDNEY
Perth chads, NOW'S OUR TIME
Rather than use sensible Imperial units like miles and hours, Australians will really use "Melbourne to Sydney per seven minutes."
See the only problem there is the imported morons and arabs. A homogenous white country it would have worked.
Meant for
I could live in the most homogenous whitest country in the world i'd still want my guns you bootlicker
I trust white people. Sorry.
I only trust my mother, sorry
>Its another PrepHole seethes about Australia episode
I don't seethe, i weep for Australia
this, i like aussies much more than the americans i share this "nation" with. The US, UK, AUS alliance shouldve flattened the rest of the planet when we had the chance in 1945. Keep making bombs keep dropping nation after nation, until the world buckled under the might of the alliance.
you sound like a fag
you sound like a chink (derogatory)
You sound like a fucking chang / canadian
I can't believe that the majority of Chinese believe Australia actually exists. We live in an age of stupid.
Countermeasures for the next time someone tries to escape the covid camps
help