Uh, is everything okay down there, Australia?

Uh, is everything okay down there, Australia?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sound is very slow in Australia

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they mean from melbourne to sydney the long way around, like around the globe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Sound is very slow in Australia

      You zoomers need to stop falling for the Australia stuff. It is a fictional place invented by a Canadian industrialist in teh 19th century to try and make Canada look like a relatively better dominion in the briish empire. It stopped being funny after the 1980s because the internet happened and everyone realised it was a crap joke and canada was a shithole full of cunts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is why there is nothing in the middle of the map of 'Australia' this is why the stupid animals and people and retarded 'comedy celebrities' like paul hogan and kyye Mingeogue AND NOTHING ELSE. New Zealand exists but its quite small and pointless, Australia does nto exist and has never existed. The Gallipoli thing is just the English winding the Irish up pretending that all the Irish that dies there were 'Australian' . It is fucking unbelievable that people kept this shit going in the age of teh internet. Let it go. Most people my age only know about the Australian prank because of the ass in pic related and she's dead. Let it go and fuck Canada for starting this Australia shit, crappy frozen wasteland full of cunts.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Preparing to settle the AFL/rugby debate once and for all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Considering the line is a hundreds kilometre into the Riverina, it's been settled.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're getting ready for something big. Just google 'kangeroo hypersonic inflation' and you'll know what I mean.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those search terms have me concerned.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    New South Wales has been forming ethnic militias and sending them across the border, destroying roadblocks and attacking police stations.
    Victoria will answer.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the Emu are beak rattling again

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The battle between VB and Tooheys has been brewing for some time

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing to see here, citizen. Carry on.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ABvZER6.png

      I wouldn't worry about it

      emus plz go

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't worry about it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, that's a fucking old image.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good evening sirs
    time to nuke Beijing and the three gorges dam

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >when i said nuke the chinese i meant put the takeout in the microwave

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Emus threatening to take Pervitin again? Nope sure Hypersonic missiles could them an Emu on speed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is Perth worth?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ABvZER6.png

      I wouldn't worry about it

      https://i.imgur.com/nyrVFKY.jpg

      Nothing to see here, citizen. Carry on.

      the Emu are beak rattling again

      Emus

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anti Zhang missiles

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Surely they meant "transporting" and not "travelling".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It gives people who don't understand some context.
      >wow that takes over an hour in an airplane, this missile only takes seven minutes? That's fast!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >seven minutes
        seems slow tbqh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Considering that's about eight or nine hundred kilometres, that's pretty bloody fast.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It will be when they launch the missiles

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pls nuke us, country is fucked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think the covid concentration camps you fags have are more alarming than some random gays dancing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they were just fairly comfy quarantine camps and were the least dystopic aspect of the covid lockdowns

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm glad the concentration camps were comfortable anon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah except the police officer who did that was charged with a crime.

          https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-01-21/police-officer-charged-flinders-street-arrest-filmed/100773532

          Weird how you don't post the second half of the story huh?

          Sick of Russian disinfo shills and their lies.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >against authoritarianism
            >russian disinfo shill
            have a nice day
            oh wait you cant lmao your daddy government doesn't let you own guns

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >posts agitprop attacking the legitimacy of the government
              >leaves out the part where the government proves its legitimacy by imposing consequences on its officers who acted outside the law
              Yes you are a disinfo shill because you are posting demoralizing propaganda to threaten confidence in Western institutions like the police and their accountability - and you are lying when you do so.

              If what you posted was true you'd be an activist but it's a lie and you know it's a lie so you're clearly therefore an enemy actor.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yeah lick that boot
                the government would never hurt you
                don't ask questions
                just obey
                eat the bugs
                live in the pod

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >be afraid of things that aren't happening
                >don't be afraid of things that are
                Pathetic.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >not happening
                >literally a video of it happening

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                A video of what happening anon? A video of someone breaking the law? A video of someone who breaks the law who then got punished for breaking the law? I'm shaking right now anon it never occurred to me that people might break the law.

                You're arguing with a retard. By continuing, you only lower yourself to be his equal.

                That's my secret anon. I'malso a retard.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah people get head traumas for not wearing a mask
                >[spoiler]
                And I’m the shill

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah people get head traumas for not wearing a mask
                Unlawful arrest was punished as unlawful arrest. Anon still complains. Why does anon complain? What other outcome did Anon want?

                Anon has no other outcome that he wants. Anon just wants to complain. If there is no reason to complain he will make one up.

                Goodbye Anon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >That's my secret anon. I'malso a retard.
                Well then, argue on King.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're arguing with a retard. By continuing, you only lower yourself to be his equal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I actually don't get this shit. Aussies always talk up how tough they are but they lick the boot harder than any European and harder than most Asians. And they're a collectivist hive species, so that says something.

        Funny fuckers though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They're a literal penal colony, a british penal colony on top of that
          it's integrated on their DNA

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You'd think being a penal colony would make them HATE centralized authority.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, weird
              in theory they should be more radical than Americans

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Prisoners want to feel oppressed its why they go to jail. Plus, there were probably prison guards too.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They've been pretty thoroughly institutionalized, man.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nah it just meant the government cracked down harder, and bongs are just civilised as long as it makes sense for both collective and individual level.
              Just because you're a retarded anti vaxxer that trusts retards on youtube rather than people that spend their entire lives trying to actively keep you alive doesn't mean Aussie has to be

              I just wish they allowed guns, and continued the white only policy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >bongs are just civilised as long as it makes sense for both collective and individual level
                lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they gave up their guns, said sorry, bent the knee, accepted the confucius institute, and now they're quasi uyghurs

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >guns
            and what are you doing with yours, gay? Every election gets stolen from here on out and you won't do shit

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's not in America where the government is setting up concentration camps because someone refused to get some unknown substance into their bodies

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Thought you Aussies were all about the banter?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i-its been a hard 2 years m8

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nah, generally aussies can dish it out but are thin skinned

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's the servile Anglo in us always at war with the angry Irish

          turns out we can be really really fucking servile. who knew

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Australia was settled too late to develop a large rural population to balance out the urban one. Something ridiculous like 4 in every 5 people live in a big city. So when leftism started picking up in the 80s there was no counter-force to stop it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oz is fucked.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We haven't had legit 150 years of big business-owned media propaganda empires blasting "when the rich get richer it's good for poor people" into our brains.

          We also have compulsory voting and ranked choice voting so the parties we elect are much more moderate.

          What this means is that we get a higher quality of government than you do and so we trust it more.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            tl;dr bootlicking cattle and proud

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If the boot tastes good why not give it the old lickaroo, mate?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A two week stay at a repurposed resort for foreign arrivals is a pretty good deal actually. Quite being a nancy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tested negative
        >still confined
        Can someone explain this to me? I must be taking my retard pills again.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          2 weeks quarantine, no exceptions.

          That requirement has long since been dropped though and Howard Springs is closed.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The tests weren't accurate enough for full proof blah blah just sit on you phone for 2 weeks free wifi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oof the gay flags on the police vests

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was assuming that the distance between Melbourne to Sydney would be able to reach off shore chinese targets in the pacific but it's too fucking short to hit anything. What the fuck are they trying to blow up in Australia?

    Are they looking to reignite the Emu War and end it once and for all?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Melbourne and Sydney have always been this thing, you know?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NO MORE SYDNEY

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Perth chads, NOW'S OUR TIME

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rather than use sensible Imperial units like miles and hours, Australians will really use "Melbourne to Sydney per seven minutes."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      See the only problem there is the imported morons and arabs. A homogenous white country it would have worked.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Meant for

        https://i.imgur.com/6Suy4m6.png

        >bongs are just civilised as long as it makes sense for both collective and individual level
        lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I could live in the most homogenous whitest country in the world i'd still want my guns you bootlicker

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I trust white people. Sorry.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I only trust my mother, sorry

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Its another PrepHole seethes about Australia episode

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't seethe, i weep for Australia

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this, i like aussies much more than the americans i share this "nation" with. The US, UK, AUS alliance shouldve flattened the rest of the planet when we had the chance in 1945. Keep making bombs keep dropping nation after nation, until the world buckled under the might of the alliance.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you sound like a fag

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you sound like a chink (derogatory)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You sound like a fucking chang / canadian

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe that the majority of Chinese believe Australia actually exists. We live in an age of stupid.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Countermeasures for the next time someone tries to escape the covid camps

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    help

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