Turns out my oven was on for two weeks straight while I was away on vacation. What should I do?

Turns out my oven was on for two weeks straight while I was away on vacation.

What should I do?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    turn it off?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did, thanks genius.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they will refund the electricity or gas cost if you explain that you didn't actually use it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that real?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You never know with americans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Our water company did this with a spike in the water bill due to frozen pipes that burst in the yard, and we didn't even have to ask; they contacted us when the crazy usage showed up on the smart meter.

      Of course that was offset by the fact that the sewer charge is tied to water usage and there was no corresponding increase in water going into a drain.
      Regardless it was about a $400 charge we didn't have to pay.

      Never heard of a gas or electric company being that reasonable though, I've seen them come out to replace a clearly out of whack meter and the new one read even faster, smart meters still getting averaged at the users expense even though they were pushed as removing the need for estimated averaging, etc

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >smart meters still getting averaged at the users expense even though they were pushed as removing the need for estimated averaging, etc
        Don't they also cause cancer and mental illnesses?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          smart meters sure do

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Of course that was offset by the fact that the sewer charge is tied to water usage and there was no corresponding increase in water going into a drain.
        They aren't measuring the water going down the drain. They assume your summer use is the same as your winter use for the sanitary system, and anything over your winter consumption in the summer doesn't get the waste water charge.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Use and waste product entirely out of your own negligence
      >"I deserve a refund"
      This is how people become Karens

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        karen is just 'moron' but for white people, stop using racial slurs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be retard
      >run oven for 2 weeks
      >demand that your retardation is distributed to other people unfortunate to share your zip code

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I left my ovens on from 1933 to 1945. The gas bill was outrageous.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What were you cooking? How many ovens? Final throughput total?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, actually the ovens were wood fired, and I used the gas to prepare the uhh stuff.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What? Why didn't you use coke or coal?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There was a duel shortage at the time.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can kiss your piggy bank before you break it... to ease it's pain

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First off, was it an electric or gas oven? If the latter, you open some windows and get fresh air into your house; you potentially have dangerous levels of both carbon dioxide and (especially) carbon monoxide inside. If you don't have a carbon monoxide detector, get one now and plug it in. If electric, well, enjoy paying your super high electric bill for this month...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that might be, I've had a wicked headache since I've gotten back, thought it was from being tired from travel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Leaves his oven on for 2 weeks and doesn't fucking ventilate his house immediately

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure the first thing you do when you get home from a 2 week vacation is immediately open all the windows, idiot.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Who the fuck doesn't do that? You enjoy just sitting in 2 week old stale unused apartment air? Fucking disgusting

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You're lucky to be alive

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Two more weeks.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's this aeuphenism you should jerk off bro

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A quick way to vent the room is by taking a big gulp of air near the oven, then going outside and breathing out. Do that a few times and it'll clear up

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Promote it to head chef for working so hard

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