>try to retreat. >drop your tank spaghetti

>try to retreat
>drop your tank spaghetti

What do?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y-You too.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least we are eating good before we all die in NATO hellfire, r-right guys?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What even is that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cavatappi

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are called conchiglie, carlos

        Akhctually it's elbows.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weenus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh-oh blyatghettio's

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Macaroni

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cheapest food in Finland.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t know Russians ate pasta

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have a lot of pasta dishes in their repertoire as well as eating it as a side dish. Stroganov is eaten with pasta, for example. Makarony po-flotski (macaroni naval style) is basically a pasta in ground beef ragout.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cheapest pasta and potatoes are more than half of russian (or rather ex/soviet) food intake, this is the main cause of obesity and heart problems.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally the whole world eats pasta in one way or the other

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They sometimes serve one of the world's most boring salads over pasta.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That looks like actual fricking vomit wtf

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well you see anon they have to share it; think more like how ants feed their colony with their community stomachs.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I loved Russian salad as a kid, my favorite way of eating veggies.
          That shit looks like someone tried to season with vinegar and olie oil which diluted the mayo into a runny mess.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's cheap and shelf stable as long as you keep it dry. Good addition of carbs to any meal. Turns cans of beans and whatnot into a hearty dinner.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the pasta being cooked, comrades?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the pasta is cooked
      >the eyebrows are raised
      >the wine is being enjoyed
      >the date is going well

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the hair is being stroked
        >coy looks re being exchanged
        >everyone is in the know

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh anon, ravish me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Worry status?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She keeps looking at her phone and didn't want to stick around for a dessert

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gay sex is on the menu tonight, comrade!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is the pasta being cooked, comrades?
      In what? The Russians have been trying to get a cauldron going for 15 months now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In what?
        Wait until the tank is hit and on fire.
        Add water to the pasta compartment.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can make alcohol using the fuel tank in the BMP-1. I'm sure they could have figured something out.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 360 degrees and retreat

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Italy supplying Russia?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fak thread, bot threat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://twitter.com/abraxasspa/status/1656760702592249873?s=46&t=LY3L5C30MpoSMiDjIeecRg

      It’s real

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        webm with audio

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they're even giggling about it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They said there is even bay leaf there, so just add water and boil it. Kind of a mobile kitchen for a whole platoon

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >russians are so poor they can only afford to eat pasta and a single bay leaf
              they deserve it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://twitter.com/abraxasspa/status/1656760702592249873?s=46&t=LY3L5C30MpoSMiDjIeecRg

          It’s real

          https://i.imgur.com/egQEzgm.jpg

          >try to retreat
          >drop your tank spaghetti

          What do?

          I don't get it. Can someone explain what's actually going on here?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ukies capture a russian tank
            >open the ammo crates for supplies
            >stumble upon the macaroni crate
            >wtf

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly I would do the same if all I got is an empty crate

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly I would do the same if all I got is an empty crate

              since when do wars have gacha mechanics

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >mom found the macaroni crate

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ok but that didn't explain the deal with the pasta. What is it doing in the tank box?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you morons not remember them turning over grocery stores in the early war? It was probably loot

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I looted store macaroni I would keep it in the bag. This doesn't look like it meets food safety regulation.

                let me guess you're the kind of guy who stops a movie every 5 minutes to talk about he doesnt understand what's going on? you like inserting shit inside your urethra? what's your favourite kind of bread? go frick yourself pedo

                I do ask questions when watching movies but I fail to see how that is relevant here. Please, just tell me what they were doing with the pasta.

                Is it like that rice-egg meme where the heat of the track cooks the macaroni but not really?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If I looted store macaroni I would keep it in the bag. This doesn't look like it meets food safety regulation.
                they're russian
                worse, many are from undeveloped central asian plains. these were heavily used as front line troops to soak up casualties early in the war and know nothing but pillage, rape and slaughter. they are not thinking about food safety because they do not think.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                let me guess you're the kind of guy who stops a movie every 5 minutes to talk about he doesnt understand what's going on? you like inserting shit inside your urethra? what's your favourite kind of bread? go frick yourself pedo

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon he's just shitposting. don't be a NOFUN gay.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, where else are they supposed to keep that much pasta?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That is not ammo crate. It is crate for the spares and repair and service instruments.

              https://i.imgur.com/jwMie1Y.png

              Ok but that didn't explain the deal with the pasta. What is it doing in the tank box?

              Some street smart mobiks knowing sad state of Russian logistics took food supply matters into their own hands, stuffing extra food into whatever place it can fit, throwing out non necessary things (like tank spare parts and repair and service instruments.)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That is not ammo crate. It is crate for the spares and repair and service instruments.
                no it's a macaroni crate

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If that shitpile breaks down, you're better off hoofing it before the drones spot your now-immobile rustbucket.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If that shitpile breaks down
                People hold spare instruments inside too because this shit can be turn off in combat. Plus if shit breaks they're not going to help you unironically. Tanks are hard to repair. You're not going to open its engine either

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That is not ammo crate. It is crate for the spares and repair and service instruments.
                Why would you put that shit in the macaroni crate?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >UAF found the pasta drawer

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/jwMie1Y.png

            Ok but that didn't explain the deal with the pasta. What is it doing in the tank box?

            >post has pepe image
            >said poster is moronic
            a tale as old as time

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Russia hired a pasta goblin and it filled all their supply crates with pasta.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Vatnik supply officer sells the spare parts from a tanks service chest
            >Knows that nobody will check, but needs the box to feel like it still has stuff in it
            >Fills it with pasta he probably looted from a store or civilians house
            >Ukrainians capture the tank and are confused as to why its service chest is full of pasta
            It is basically just another classic example of Russian military corruption. See also: all the Russian vehicles whose ERA was found to be filled with packing peanuts, with the charges themselves having been sold off.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            tank is destroyed in advance or retreat in a safe place and ukrainian intel guys get to it and take whatever was actually in the box back to base and fill box with macaroni for funny meme
            option 2
            >BLYAT WE NEED PROTECT ITEM
            >DO NOT WORRY COMMANDER
            >opens his macaroni chest rig (future cosmonaut needs food not ammo) and dumps his macaroni into box

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          can anyone translate it, it sounds like even they're laughing about it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a Russian tank captured by Ukies, those are Ukies laughing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The macaroni is being boiled, hohols. Soon you'll feel the heat of Russia's mighty kettle as you receive the death you ravioli deservioli. Pasta la vista, dills.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >All that macaroni
        >No cheese
        Being Russian truly is suffering.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >'damn, you know they don't have any peccorino romano for that tank spaghet why even fricking live'

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"can I get some prosciutto?"
            >"sorry Misha, we're all out"
            >*Misha shoot himself in your peripheral vision*
            War.. War is hell.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The backstory should be tragic and horrible, but I can't stop laughing at this fricking fat dog, and the idea of how it got so fricking fat.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                every time I see that picture it reminds me of the time a friends Labrador (who we were dogsitting at the time) got into the shed and ate an entire 2kg bag of dry food in one go
                we found him on the driveway in basically the exact same pose, with a massively inflated belly and a clear look of regret on his face that lasted all of 6 hours before he was hungry again
                he was a good dog

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/40PUjgA.jpg

            >"can I get some prosciutto?"
            >"sorry Misha, we're all out"
            >*Misha shoot himself in your peripheral vision*
            War.. War is hell.

            Can you even call it living without access to a good cheese?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              To be honest, I understand it’s a staple of ex-commie industrial cuisine to have pasta with ketchup and any generic cheese on top of it as a luxurious icing

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          As soon as the ammunition is done cooking there will be enough ragu for everyone.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So what, no fricking ziti now?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no cheese

          blame the great fromagishoa of 2015

          https://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/07/world/europe/russia-destroys-piles-of-banned-western-food.html?nlid=47055259

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its funny so i believe it

      >Ukraine Memes for NATO Teens
      this is why we need WW3

      Explain why Russia would have so much macaroni on the front line. It's clearly just some Ukrainian propaganda and they dumped some grocery store macaroni

      imagine seething about pasta lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So that's what Russia meant by the kettle is closing.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    His palms are sweaty, jamming weak, losses are heavy
    There's DJI above his head already, tank's spaghetti

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Banger.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tank spaghetti

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ukrainians just captured half the entire Russian army's food supply with this

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The water has been boiled
    The spaghetti has been cooked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The salt has been added
      The events are proceeding just as we have predicted
      Soon everything will be al dente.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just two more weeks
        Then we will proceed
        Kiev will be ours
        Enemies will be charred
        .
        Banan is our end goal
        Just glance our mighty forces roll
        Off we go, off march
        Bakhmut will ous in few hours to go

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its funny so i believe it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it doesn't confirm my beliefs so I don't believe it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explain why Russia would have so much macaroni on the front line. It's clearly just some Ukrainian propaganda and they dumped some grocery store macaroni

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bois gotta eat.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Explain why Ukraine would waste time and macaroni on faking this? Or who would even think of it in the first place?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The idea of the ukrainian army going
            >"how can we subvert the russian army with propaganda?"
            >"I have the perfect idea guys"
            And somehow this was what they came up with is hilarious.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it actually wolrks

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Out of all the bafflingly stupid things Russia has done in this war, this is the one instance you just can't believe actually happened? Because it's so hard to cook a mess of pasta, right?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Explain why Russia would have so much macaroni on the front line
          Something about this sentence just makes me laugh so hard

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is where we're at, 1 year and 3 months into the special circus operation.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ha! Yes it got me also

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Explain why Russia would have so much macaroni on the front line
          God fricking damn it anon, not like this.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Explain why Russia would have so much macaroni on the front line
          Ksenia sent a pallet of macaroni for eating and assorted ass-to-ass-related activities.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ass-to-ass-related activities
            I know this is referencing something but don't remember what. Was it somd girkin cope?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If I recall correctly this was some "sitting in the same boat" idiom brought up when talking about R*ssia's intramilitary squabbles.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Russia seems to have an undue obession with asses and putting things into asses.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean there's plenty of those, no doubt, but it's actually less gay for a change than the Americlap "nuts to butts" equivalent.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Russian
            >pallet

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Someone stole the tools and the rest of the equipment and filled it with some bullshit so it has the right weight.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're right, russian mobiks aren't being fed.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's not irradiated

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That one came from a trench in the Red Forest. Was the EXTRA spicy beefball.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Explain why Russia would have so much macaroni on the front line.
          This fricking war is a clown show

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Explain why Russia would have so much macaroni on the front line

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Explain why Russia would have so much macaroni on the front line.
          Your superior says this to you in the most deadpan voice expecting a genuine answer. How do you respond?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >so much macaroni
          Stop, I'm crying. This homie Eating Beans.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Special catering exercise

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ALL THE THINGS WRONG WITH HEEEER

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Explain why Russia would have so much macaroni on the front line
          The "commie = no food" meme applies to commie larpers too

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gee Ivan, why does their mom let them have this much pasta????

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine if they'd made it back to Buryatia with all that pasta.
            They'd be the richest men in the entire republic.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a bit of a paradox here:
          > It's clearly just some Ukrainian propaganda and they dumped some grocery store macaroni
          > It's clearly just some propaganda
          > Propagandists can pick and choose the narrative they want to push
          > Picking something too obviously fake wastes an opportunity
          > Savvy propagandists work to create plausible narratives that will foster belief
          Leading us to this strange contradiction:
          > Any event beyond some threshold of ridiculousness becomes (strangely) plausible, since a propagandist would never have chosen something so outlandish
          or, more succinctly:
          > The more clearly something is "just some propaganda", the greater the chance it isn't.

          Given what we've seen so far -- a surprise invasion fleet running out of gas on the road, carboard egg cartons where ERA should be, RF soldiers wearing looted dress shoes, plundered toilets and washing machines -- I'm finding 20 kg of looted elbow pasta relatively easy to believe.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >carboard egg cartons where ERA should be
            That was literally just ERA. It looks like egg cartons.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No the "egg cartons" are plastic spacers between the explosive inserts. Ukrainians found tank ERA bags with only spacers, no explosives.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Schematic of the bags. The explosive plates are held from both sides by the "egg cartons".

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              And the photo that started the meme. Looks like no explosive, just spacers.

              I doubt the Ukrainians tore open the bag, removed the explosives and spacers and just stuffed back the spacers as a propaganda "gotcha". The Russians were already embarrassing themselves completely even without that.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Explain why Russia would have so much macaroni on the front line
          These brave Russian men were killed trying to escape back to Russia with evidence of Ukraine's NATO-funded super secret special superpasta program. That elbow macaroni was made in hidden genetic labs in Ukraine and spliced with Russophobic satan DNA designed to kill innocent Russian babies. That's why they kept it in the tank compartment; so they'd have the means to kill the pasta if it broke free of its metallic prison.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Explain why Russia would have so much macaroni on the front line.
          My dude, the Russians looted a doghouse and a live raccoon during the SMO. They will steal anything and everything. They have no dignity, no shame, no morals. They're human locusts.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >russians loot Ukrainian civies
            >crates of stolen goods are transported to belarus and sent to r*ssia via mail
            >belarusian post offices steal 95% of their loot
            >orks cry at their MOD and their leaders try to intimidate postmen
            >belarus tells them to frick off
            >p*ssians lament the loss of their looted washing machines and gold teeth on social media
            >their wives accuse belarusians of being thieves
            >the absolute state

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ksenia... Didn't receive the dozen looted toilets?
              It's so fricking over Mobikbros.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Explain why Russia would have so much macaroni on the front line.
          Because their glorious army is giving them field rations past ther expiration date that have seen soviet times, and they're doing everything possible not to starve?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Explain why Russia would have so much macaroni on the front line.

          Mama mia.....

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Really? This isn’t even the most humiliating thing Russia has done. Like it would just be kind of funny if it wasn’t in the context of Russia being completely incapable. Like why would anybody think of this?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Russia invaded Ukraine in order to steal their wheat so they can make more macaroni

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          10/10
          You deserve your (you)s

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tactical advantage of keeping a pasta compartment in your tonk?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            you'll always have pasta to eat no matter how bad your logistics break down

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Explain why Russia would have so much macaroni on the front line

          >having food on the frontline is anomalous for ziggers

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Put me in the screencap

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why Russia would have so much macaroni on the front line
          A question for the ages.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ravioli ravioli ammo is now macaroni

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            lel

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Explain why Russia would have so much macaroni on the front line
          for its Special Macaroni Operation

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's military grade combat macaroni you fricking noguns

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Explain why Russia would have so much macaroni on the front line.
          I... I don't know

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Witnessed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's how I like to live, it makes the world a more entertaining place to be

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is how I viewed the war thus far and so far I have been right about everything.
      Whatever is funniest (read: most pathetic) in relation to Russia is likely to be true.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        For the first 6 months of the war I tried to be discerning and disbelieved every incredible or hilarious thing I saw from it as untrue because nothing that ridiculous could possibly happen in reality but it was the goddamn truth every single fricking time. Now when I see something insane I don't even question it, because of COURSE they were storing pasta in the tank, this isn't even the craziest thing I've seen Russians do

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of course, Russia sold off the repair kit and put pasta inside.
          It is only natural that Russia would do that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly.
      Besides this entire propaganda war is:
      >xaxa we killed 5000 nato generals and 500 boris johnson
      >may I see it?
      >no frick off trany
      3 days later
      >xaxa we killed hato also 5000 boris johnsons here footage you yeyes now see Truth Z now suck penis or Russia
      >its a pixelated sprite from Command and Conquer: Tiberian Sun exploding in 144p with a monochrome filter

      vs

      >"lmao look at this shit someone sold the shell propellant then took a shit into its casing"
      >funny but probably fake
      3 days later
      >"Penis Potatov of 222nd "Heroes of Blyatsk" reported on telegram they can't continue shelling because of low maintenance standards at shell depots"

      yeah I know which side I'm choosing

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ukraine Memes for NATO Teens
    this is why we need WW3

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Russia is so starved of shells they have to eat macaroni instead!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      CARLOS!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are called conchiglie, carlos

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arma2

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drop your tank spaghetti
    thats just a funny sentence to read period

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i almost feel bad for them
    how bad off do you have to be to be looting pasta

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how bad off do you have to be to be looting pasta
      >ziggers are now using looted dollar store pasta as ERA bricks for their T-62 obr. 2023
      where did it all go so wrong for russia

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1656760702592249873

    here's the video

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What STANAG level does dried macaroni offer in terms of protection?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Pasta Panzers are 30 minutes out

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every day with this cargo cult shit.
    Don't they know that you need ramen noodles to fix tanks?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its like they're in fricking prison, pasta is worth more to them than ammo.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pasta is pasteurizing

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ivan, grab the packing noodles for rear-left storage container
    >I got u comrade

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this proves that all the talk of artillery shortages are bullshit since the Russians obviously have all the shells they need.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >elbow pasta
    do americans really?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      we are legally obligated to called it macaroni product

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody else speaks your gypsy language, guido

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yankee doodle went to town
      a-ridin on his pony

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ its fricking real???

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro at this point why are you surprised, of course the fricking vatniks filled the storage crates on the tank with macaroni, you're lucky you didn't find some stolen sex toys and toilets piled on top of it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's good eating.
      Just add hot water.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a drain on logistics though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mom found the macaroni crate

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prigozhin asked for shells. Instead he got a crate of frontline macaroni

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Highly underrated post, here's a well deserved (you)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bon Appetit Betch

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure that box was painted with non-toxic chemicals that won't seep into the pasta

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro have you seen their MREs? Lead-infused pasta boiled with corpse-adjacent Bakhmut water garnished with paint flakes is probably a fricking delicacy for them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're not going to live long enough to have to worry about that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when you call prigozhin for supplies but accidentally get the catering department

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >T-62M
      To be fair, I'm sure the tank's repair equipments have been missing since the late 80s so the crews are just utilizing some empty storage space.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clearly a mix up by a supply officer. They clearly asked for shells and got macaroni.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They clearly asked for shells and got macaroni

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn it you made this joke one fricking minute before I could lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fug

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake. Propaganda.
    It has to be.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The permitted pasta?

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever did it was probably so proud of themselves too. Which makes it even more sad:

    "I, Ivonovich Conscriptovich, will not be the mobik who starves like the rest, eating mouldy bread and toilet water. I will keep much stolen macaroni with me at all times. Officers do not feed mobiks, but I am smart mobik. I will keep stolen macaroni in giant box attached to tank. It is unfortunate I do not have sack to carry macaroni but the tank is very strong and will carry heavy macaroni for me. Look at how clever I am to remain fed and warm in comfy tank that protects me from NATO. I am smart "

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you people fricking moronic? It saps moisture and keeps things from oxidizing. Much like putting your phone in rice after you drop it in the shitter.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the phone in rice thing is a myth, and macaroni is literally not as effective. this is food storage anon. welcome to the modern russian military.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moron calls others moronic
      many such cases!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It saps moisture and keeps things from oxidizing

      Ahh, that's why Russia only had one tank in the victory parade and why the price of pasta is skyrocketting, they need all the pasta to get the old rusting tanks in order, got it

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are joking around but this might actually be pretty telling of how fricked the Russian supply situation is, maybe command is sending units bulk pasta and other commercial staples instead of actual military rations. Might even be bought from Prigozhin's concession company.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That reminds me of that comic with Necron monolith containing cheese for whatever reason

    We live in such a strange timeline

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is absolutely a joke here somewhere about the Russian army running on semen and semolina

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember egg carton armor?

    Ukropiggie Javelins are not ready for uncooked pasta armor.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      or the rubber armor from the faint of Kherson. That one was just WTF. And no it wasn't NERA, just bits of tyre rubber cut up and put in ERA containers.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >out of military rations
    >all that's left are literal heaps of looted groceries
    >frick logistics, ring a triangle bell and shout at troops to come get it
    >straggling tank crew is the last to arrive. all that's left are ripped packages of pasta but they still rush to fill whatever containers they can find with the precious food.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, but why?
    Did they loot it from some pasta factory or warehouse?
    Did the Russian Army run out of MRE's and they have to lug around dry food in crates (i.e. tank storage bins) like it's the Napoleonic wars?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was probably looted from their field kitchen while they were pasing it on the way to front. Larger military kitchens store dry foods in giant barrels or bags, they probably snatched the macaroni along with some canned meat knowing well that their logistics isn't going to provide them anything even resembling hot meal while they are fighting.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ngl munching on some tank pasta almost seems comfy.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Prigozhin upon receiving tanks
    >"Now we are cooking"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prigozhin pasta delivery service.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Priggy and Co. cracking spaghetti with sledgehammers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit the mental image of him making a video of breaking the spaghetti in half with the sledge hammer and then dumping it into the tank's designated pasta compartment while Italy is petitioning the International Criminal Court to be brought up on terrorism charges

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >launch missile against Himars
    >miss and hit pasta factory
    >uncooked pasta rains from the sky
    >starving mobiks collect it
    >no ammo or tools so stash it in the boxes

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >israeli memes for goyish teens
    Holy shit are mulatto zoomers actually that moronic?

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >T-62 obj. 2023 gets hit by a modern AT weapon
    >explodes into pasta
    Weird timeline

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      war is hell

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the last thing you see before the tossed turret impales your ass is pasta raining down from the heavens

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pasta la vista

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Russia invades Ukraine
    >fricks everything up and gets their whole professional army killed
    >capture one of their tanks
    >open the storage unit
    >the tank bursts into pasta

    Every. Fricking. Time

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is like fricking dealing with toddlers, except we gave them heavy weapons.

    >"Suzie, why did you feed the DVD player a pancake?"
    >"It was hungry!"

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of when ukes found the supply truck that was just loaded with sacks of yellow onions. (and chug predictably coming to the Russians defence with how much they love onions themselves)

    For some inexplicable reason it makes me much sadder to think of some sad mobik who didn't even get his little onions than literally seeing them being blown to smithereens. Same energy in this thread. Maybe it reminds me that when they're not shelling civilians for practically no reason they're also humans who just wanted to eat some onions

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This one, I bet. If you actually look at the truck, it looks like it has proper equipment in it, it should be able to operate as a proper field kitchen, Instead though, it appears to be operated by subhuman morons who can't actually keep it clean, sanitary, properly stocked, locked down, etc.. They're like chimps watching real humans and aping what they do, but not understanding the purpose.

      Same with their tanks, tankers on youtube from NATO countries constantly comment on the filthy conditions internally, the poor discipline and training. Fricking Russians.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. Well maybe I shouldn't say they're humans. The pity i feel is maybe more akin to that you have towards dumb animals who only know savagery

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Same with their tanks, tankers on youtube from NATO countries constantly comment on the filthy conditions internally, the poor discipline and training. Fricking Russians.
        Noticed this too, when that T-90 arrived in America some ex-Abrams crew redditor commented on this, how they would never be caught dead letting the tank's interior degrade that bad.

        Then again this tank went through matched combat, abandoned, captured, then probably went through combat again.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Any american platoon sergeant who saw their drivers hole in this state would absolutely lose their fricking minds.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a gunner position, but yeah. I think this variant should have been produced somewhere between 2005 and 2011, but the inside looks like it's a wreck from the 70's,

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just watching the internal shots of their "Navy" required me to update my tetanus. I know people in the military b***h about drill, NCOs up their ass, grooming, record keeping/paperwork, uniforms, and so forth, but this bullshit is why it all that is necessary. The MOMENT you let up in a large organization standards and maintenance go to shit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            GROOMIN STANDURDS

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hahaha. Good heavens. Wherever did you find this spciture of me?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That neglect is very old and started many years before this war. Lack of corrosion control is always a tell.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/huG6WjD.jpg

        >Same with their tanks, tankers on youtube from NATO countries constantly comment on the filthy conditions internally, the poor discipline and training. Fricking Russians.
        Noticed this too, when that T-90 arrived in America some ex-Abrams crew redditor commented on this, how they would never be caught dead letting the tank's interior degrade that bad.

        Then again this tank went through matched combat, abandoned, captured, then probably went through combat again.

        Any american platoon sergeant who saw their drivers hole in this state would absolutely lose their fricking minds.

        I did a mental exercise how much effort it'd take to keep stuff like that field kitchen running in good order (assuming it was technically OK since it was made in 2019) and realized that it's simply not possible in at least 2 generations, unless you took it from Russians and gave it to people who haven't lost their moral core.

        Russians are mentally still living in a prison (Russian prison), dog-eat-dog caste environment. Even if you tore the dedovshchina out, replaced ALL the mobiks and 98% of the officers retaining only a few sane ones as instructors, you'd still get that shit seeping in from general society, from the streets and childhood. That's also why every time you see temporary Russian barracks, camps, or trenches, they're always incredibly filthy. It's because 1. if someone can't stand the filth and throws out the trash not personally belonging to him, he is now a designated trash b***h and from now on it's his duty to clean trash, for no reward except beatings for failure to do so. 2. If an officer orders clearing trash, it will invariably get delegated to the weakest/least popular mobiks, damn the exact orders, and the officer will have to take responsibility for the result, including any harm that comes to the trash b***h. So, they live in shit and the equipment rots.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking plebs. That's not what you do with noodles.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where the frick are vatniks going to find that much margarine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kitchen sink pasta is one thing, but I refuse to believe anyone actually eats it with margarine.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be careful who you buy used tanks from.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ukraine Memes for NATO Teens

    Good lord that name…

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so many carbs

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is it that Russians are able to continue to whip out this baffling silliness week after week?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just regular monke business.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bruised egos, mindwashed society, nostalgia for le soviet union and massive amounts of bootlicking mixed with an inferiority complex... that's how

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      monke trouble

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How is it that Russians are able to continue to whip out this baffling silliness week after week?
      The answer, unironcally, is communism. 70 years of surrealist dystopia in a place that close to the arctic circle is a hell of a drug.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Russia has always been a massive shithole dystopia.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          But communism infused it with a psychedelic je ne sais quoi you just wouldn't find in a regular feudal backwater.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This entire war is just Zelensky's newest piece of performance comedy. This entire thing has been staged for laughs.
      t. knower

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently the simmering grudge was because zelen loves taking the piss at Putin's expense kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a russian saying: "those who served in the army don't find circus funny."

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        close enough
        "those who served in the army arent laughing in circus"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      3rd world military

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Order from command says men should prioritize seizing macs
    >Regimental leadership thinks they're going to get a bunch of pilfered phones and computers that they can sell off

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Wager Catering Company sends its regards.

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone care to guess how much macaroni that is? 100 pounds? 200?

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >these aren't Ukrainians doing the counterattack
    >it's evil Italian HATO mercenaries man hunting mobiks over pasta crimes

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a deep cut holy shit

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yet another thread about this? I'm tired of this pasta.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why has there been such a high rate of pasta incidents this week?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah wtf

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesnt know macaroni is the secret in the western composite chobham armour
    theres a reason why javelin and nlaws stopped being effective

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The vatBlack person answer to the jelly donut scene from full metal jacket, as always they are half a century behind america

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TRUST THE PASTA

    Gordon Ram-Z

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but where is the sauce?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they use the fuel

      also some creeps eat it with just butter

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >also some creeps eat it with just butter

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon... You're clearly not american so I don't know how to break this to you. But.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's a national treasure. try it, you bigot.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you scoop handfuls of lard and eat that to? Or maybe you eat a whole block of chedder cheese and have a few cheezit bottles on hand to wash it down

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's a national treasure
                No wonder something like two thirds of all Amerilards are morbidly obese.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you scoop handfuls of lard and eat that to? Or maybe you eat a whole block of chedder cheese and have a few cheezit bottles on hand to wash it down

            Don't forget the best part where it probably is 60% corn syrup and 39% corn additives

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sorry wtf?! As a european who has been in USA I can confirm most corn memes are true. Like, USA bread tastes like cake to us that isn't a joke you guys have issues.
              But BUTTER?!
              No wonder you can't believe its not margarine that's not how butter works damnit!
              Why would you ever even want syrup in fricking butter?! It's butter!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, I'm American and I have never eaten fake butter in my life, I honestly do not know who eats this shit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was all the craze 15-20 years ago. During the dark days of the anti-fat hysteria. Same people are now consuming only fats and proteins now instead.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >USA bread tastes like cake to us
                Maybe if all you buy is fricking wonderbread

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hate amerisharts so much.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Butter
              >contains no butter

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/TMJ5zj8.jpg

              >Butter
              >contains no butter

              one might even say it's...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                god damn it carlos

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/TMJ5zj8.jpg

                >Butter
                >contains no butter

                I hate amerisharts so much.

                I'm sorry wtf?! As a european who has been in USA I can confirm most corn memes are true. Like, USA bread tastes like cake to us that isn't a joke you guys have issues.
                But BUTTER?!
                No wonder you can't believe its not margarine that's not how butter works damnit!
                Why would you ever even want syrup in fricking butter?! It's butter!

                https://i.imgur.com/SAauU0d.png

                [...]
                Don't forget the best part where it probably is 60% corn syrup and 39% corn additives

                You fricking morons, that’s not meant to be butter
                That is BREAKFAST SYRUP with an added ‘butter’ flavor. No shit it’s mostly corn syrup

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                To add to that it’s a misprint saying ‘butter’ after the ‘flavored’ instead of syrup
                I’m a Floridian, I shop at Publix, I know what I’m talking about
                It’s not bad either, at least compared to other corn based branded syrups. Real Vermont Maple is king, though

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    New MRE. Add water to the pasta box, drive the T-62M heating element close to the enemy, get hit by RPG-7 or something and wait while the pasta cooks.

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In WW2 the Japs realized it was over when they found out that the US Navy had a dedicated ice cream ship. How will hohols cope with Russia having dedicated pasta tanks?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ukraine sees Prigozhin's pasta tank and calls in Poroshenko to put together a team, a Panzerschokolade team

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S NOT MACARONI IT'S GEMELLI YOU FRICKING AMERICAN TRIPLE QUADROPLE Black folk AAAAAAA

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's kolienka aka

      [...]
      Akhctually it's elbows.

      homie

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        russian ramen

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >boiled egg in canned ground meat
        Didn't even know I needed that until know.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I purposely chose the least appealing pic of kolienka, but "sekana" is an absolute delight - especially creamy mashed potatoes.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hungarian here, we eat this shit, but I don't particularly like it.

            Maybe we just do it wrong, like every other fricking dish in Hungary.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought you only ate vatnik's jizz

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm fighting the good fight online here, NATO brother.

                Hang all traitors, total Putinboo death.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Never thought I'd meet a decent magyar, sorry

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Explain what this delicious degeneracy is. In detail.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Boiled eggs covered in minced meat and then baked. Basically scotch eggs, just different shape.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This looks like something we would've made
            drunk off our asses in undergrad, but with turkey stuffing and wrapped in bacon.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm reminded of old PrepHole. Need recipe.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    2nd pasta incident this week
    first one was when they found hundreds of pounds of pasta in a forest in new jersey
    the simulation has glitched and spawned a bunch of random pasta
    next week somebody is going to open their attic and its going to be full of rigatoni

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cover tank in pasta
    >Italians are reluctant to engage the tank cause if they shoot the pasta they go straight to hell
    Same principle as the crusaders covering their weapons in pig's blood to make the muslims think twice about attacking them

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it might be hell and all but with the chance of death so high and soldiers being soldiers, war might also be the goofiest environment on earth

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're like miniature banan talismans, great monkeh will watch over your tank if you offer them in a scrap

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >so much macaroni
    holy god i'm dying

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the Ukrainians combine this concept with the boiling water vessel installed in British armor, they will be unstoppable.

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sneaky Italians preparing to switch sides? Why am I not surprised?

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were they just hungry or was this another asinine attempt to prevent ATGM pennetrations? Even a 9K111 gayottini could probably go straight through that. It's nuts how the Russian Army has so farfallen short of Western expectations. I don't see how anyone could take Putin seriously as Commander-in-Chifferi with a campaign this shambolic.

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not spaghetti though

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're going to have to eat all the pasta

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When tank hits mine, we build pasta tank to escape.

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >put pasta and water in box, place by tank exhaust
    >food heated and ready by time maneuver is completed

    The Russians truly have reached peak efficiency

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thread theme

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