TRUST THE PLAN. RUSSIA PREVAILS Posted on May 5, 2023 by PrepHole Contributor TRUST THE PLAN RUSSIA PREVAILS
I love this lil retard tbh
My favorite is that he is a proud cum guzzler of the Russian empire.
Also, Lukas Navar is his real name.
When searching for Lukas Navar, it reveals his linkedin account which reveals that He lives on the same city as i do.
I know this is pretty much obvious, beause it's a zigger we're talking about, but how much of a moron must you be to think that Brits are training Ukrainians in Ukraine?
nta, but they did it between 2015 and the start of the war:
Right, but that was before russia started firing ballistic missiles at Ukraine.
They are, but most are in Bongland, or British training bases in Germany.
CRUST IS KANG! CRUST IS KA- ACK!!!!!!!!
Christ is King, and is certainly not on the side of heretics and blasphemers who deal in idolatry and fratricide.
My kang's getting crusty if ya know what I mean
He sounds like one of those somewhat-functioning schizos that fell for Russia's propaganda depiction of a tough but peace-loving, strong and religious country standing alone against the degenerate corrupt warmongering ebil West. The best kind of useful idiot, tireless, unpaid and capable of rationalizing the most retarded Russian actions and statements as some sort of masterstroke of ingenuity and cunning.
>supportive of murder, rape, torture, child abductions and "maskirovka"
Can't see the contradiction, especially if he ortodox. Ortodox church is so powerful in Russia because it was supported by Mongol Khans, to keep population - stupid, docile and loyal. In times of mongol horde, churches had prays for the health of Khan family.
>He lives on the same city as i do.
You know what you need to do. In Minecraft
Leave a sack of shit in his mailbox with a picture of monke attached.
Russia’s coping is literally arab-tier
>w-we will destroy israel any day now!
>75 years into the special anti israeli operation
lmao thats literally ALL they need to do this time, and not even that
>look weak when you are strong
>this is the art of war
>TRUST THE PLAN
>Lose left leg
>Get wheelchair with left footrest
Russia was fucked the moment it fired the first shot wasn't it?
Russia was fucked the moment they annexed Crimea because there was no chance they wouldn't end up getting involved fully at some point, but now they had a whole nation radicalized against them, and because ziggers are utter retards, they gave Ukraine 8 years to rearm their army and get experience fighting in the ATO zone.
That lad is probably HIV+ as well after the amputation (if he wasn't already) because russkies boil medical needles, which is not enough to destroy HIV.
At least he's not stuck playing Tony Hawk's Pro Samovar
>tony hawk's pro samovar
pure gold anon
>Tony Hawk's Pro Samovar
my sides are in orbit
As funny as it would be, the other footrest is there, it's folded and mostly hidden behind the one leg.
He's probably not using it because his chair is poorly-fitted and too short for his leg, so it's more comfortable to rest it on the ground when he's not going anywhere.
t. helps grandma with her wheelchair all the time
checking those dubs of oh what a sweet young man you are anon
What are you of complain! He return home as hero! Rewarded with 2 bags of sand, bottle to pee in and tin can! Motherland take care of veterans, da.
Other footrest is there, it's just behind his leg. You can see the clamp for it.
The absolute state. This is the funniest shit I've seen all week.
jesus... we think suicide rates of american vets are bad, wonder if this guy is still alive.
Americans kill themselves with pistols, Russians kill themselves with vodka. he'll probably last another 10 years
Don’t forget about krokodil
Oh yeah, vatniks are scum but they aren't pussies.
>a life of a disabled person in Z-babwe
Not finishing him off was a Ukrainian warcrime.
They should make wheelchairs with low gears. The default 1:1 ratio is crazy.
>t. MTB rider
That's just natural selection.
Only the strong survive.
Surrounded by people who respect him. Retard
>Two foot rests
>For no feet
AMERICA WINS AGAIN BABY
Can't see what kind of oil he's holding, but which one would be funnier, rapeseed oil or sunflower oil?
Might be as well as motor oil. Russians are not too keen on health issues
Bottle propably says rapeseed oil, but really it's Chinese gutter oil.
No, it's stolen sunflower seed oil. That's why they took the label off - the blue cap (yes the light in the picture makes it look greenish) is a dead giveaway. Ukies use blue caps on their sunflower seed oil because the oil is yellow and it makes the Ukrainian flag.
dis bro eatin beans!! lmfao
Nice to see Russia has entered the 20th century with its amputee care.
My Grandpa served in Korea and used to visit the Veterans home(WW1 and WW2 guys I assume) with my Mom
Guys there didn't have wheelchairs, they pushed themselves around on boards like this
Veterans are treated like shit pretty much in every country
the difference is that was presumably decades ago but russia treats their vets like that right at this moment
but yes veteran care is fucked
it's a bit like a vatnik saying US roads are fucked - often absolutely true, but forgets to mention US roads can be fucked because they actually exist, and Russian roads often... don't.
or like calling out Flint and East Palestine water (the latter of which is completely fine, by the way - the issue was never the drinking supply) from a country with a significant population of people surprised by flushing toilets
Man the Biden prices are getting insane.
Those sunflower seeds, oil and can of something cost him a leg.
>sent off to war when you were promised military exercises
>see your friends die, live in constant terror
>go home and try to live life
>vatmorons who don't want to enlist/get conscripted harass you and send death threats because you don't blindly support the war after you got sent to the front
Did you watch the video? He's practically bragging about participating in the 'denazification' and wants special treatment. Doesn't sound like a scared conscript to me.
He's such a brave war hero, he can roll his happy ass down the street by himself.
im about halfway through this whiskey so i might have misinterpreted what the subtitles meant
if you're defaulting to empathy halfway through a whiskey, you're just a decent person
>I'm dunk, plz pity me
appealing to empathy, lol
>lose three, I don't care
Holy fucking based driver, wish I could watch with audio
That can, oil and buckwheat or whatever it is make this image 100x sadder
When his army of undead will be resurrected then Ukraine will have no escape, as you can't kill a dead person, checkmate westoids
fuck you vatmoron autobot i said
S 0 y nik
they should make a zoo for people like this after the war and sponsor it using EU gibs. Everyone should come and visit it at least once to remind themselves of the depths once-human beings can fall to.
how are armchair warlord and gonzo lira coping with this?
Posting anime girls. It's over
Ah, the /chug/ strat
armchair copelord coming back always seems to coincide with a disastrous result for Puccia. This time it was Pigozhin deciding to fuck off from Bakhmut. Wonder what must be going through his head now.
I love the counter-offensive now.
He resurfaced on twatter to celebrate the imminent capture of Blacked Mutt
Turns out, he'll have to cope once more.
I don't use twitter but I'm pretty sure normal people don't refer to posts as threads.
Well aren't you a genius. No, they don't refer to twitter posts as threads. They refer to twitter threads as threads.
If you are saying that both Armchair warlord and I am retarded, I will accept it.
That depends entirely on whether he was talking about a singular post or a thread of posts.
they do, it's a term that originates from old-style forums, not PrepHole.
A chain of posts (usually by the same author) in reply to one another is called a 'thread' on Twitter.
what about the videos of ukies training on bradleys, marders, challengers, etc, not to mention the announced packages. are we the only ones who see these?
Please don't say it like this. There is a twitter account called Armchair Copelord, which is a parody of Armchair Warlord. I keep worrying that you mean Armchair Copelord left and go and check and see he thankfully hasn't.
Armchair Warlord is a proud American patriot who has been working tirelessly for the Ukrainian cause from day one, operating as controlled opposition to disrupt Russian propaganda.
Truely the hero we needed right now.
Use CopeChair TardLord.
There wad a thread in the catalog about him being arrested. One can hope.
I googled it and the results aren't very promising, sadly.
Gonzalo Lira was indeed arrested, it's on the SBU's official telegram.
its probably bs just like azov/kraken/whatever killing him last year, I doubt he's in ukraine even
bro got arrested
You mean "he claimed he was detained in Ukraine while not being present in said country"?
Or did he actually get arrested for something this time?
Was busted on the 1st in Kharkiv.
>Or did he actually get arrested for something this time?
article 436, Ukrainian criminal code, wartime propaganda:
Dude's gonna be facing hard labor.
hope he hangs "himself" in prison :^)
I feel sorry for the poor bastard who'll have to defend him in court.
lol dis bro went down 2 tha barber and ask fo that GRINCH style lmao, bro boutta steal Christmas
He's even got the hohol haircut to blend in better, lmao.
Is whoville in south america?
Bruh, look at this dude
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
he will soon die due to prior medical conditions while under arrest
sure is a shame that noted Russian shill Gonzalo Lira vanished, I hope they find him someday
*what's left of him
Is this the guy who tried to debate Destiny and Lazerpig, in which destiny just played vidya while listening to the others before leaving because it was going nowhere?
is that coach deadpill?
Wait, he got arrested AGAIN? I recall something like that happening last year, with vatniks trying to make a martyr out of him, because they expected the Ukrainians to just shoot him behind a shed. More projection I reckon.
What did he do this time?
Fucking idiot didn't leave the country and kept spewing rusian propaganda. Ukies gave him damn near a year to fuck off. He still failed to do so.
Wait, I thought he had been kicked out of Ukraine to Netherlands or something?
Did he return despite the local authorities telling him to stay out of Ukraine?
apparently he illegally came back across the border, went back to his old dipshit fucking around, got caught, and here we are.
The hell did he think he could get by fucking around?
Couldn't he have entered through russian border if he wanted to be in Ukraine so much?
Average pol cope lmaoooo
When are holhols going to take back bakmut again?
How do you get back something that you haven't lost yet?
>Israel bombs militants in Syria
>irrefutable fact that Putin personally approved it, since Russia control Syrian airspace
>Assad can only fume
Kitten of Arabia
I wonder what happened to those two soldiers
Hopefully there's a troll image of their corpses being pointed at by their past selves.
>lOOk W eAK weHN appeaR stronk
The amount of retards brought up by this war who read quotes from the Art of War and imagine they know what they're talking about is astounding. Ching-Ping gives some emperor's brat a basic lesson on using signaling against your opponents and people take it as literal gospel.
To be fair, this war has been so far total validation of The Art of War platitudes being still beyond russians:
>“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”
They did not really know Ukraine or themselves, so they're fucked.
If sun tzu was still alive he would have had Ukraine invade Russia first. And he’d probably have won anyway
>look gay when you are straight – Cyku Blyatzu
get it back first
Puta que pariu, tinha que ser merdestino.
Pensa pelo lado bom, ele poderia ser carioca, ou pior, baiano...
priests began to buff the russian soldiers before counteroffensive
Why didn't they do it before the war? Might've changed the outcome.
They hadn't unlocked priests in the tech tree yet, the focus was spamming low tier units
Inner fire is a tier 3 upgrade in the sanctum
Remember when Christians thought idolatry was bad
You're now giving me Nam style flashbacks to college when I had to write a 75 page paper on Iconoclasm during the Protestant Reformation
Ironically the worst Iconoclasts were actually the orthodox.
Back in old Byzantium there used to be regular urban warfare between pro- and anti- Iconoclast factions.
It wasn't unheard of for tens of thousands to be killed in rioting.
Remember when Marxists supported Russian imperialism?
It might just be a bait to get Ukrainians overly cocky on counter offensive. This is probably what an intelligent leader would do.
A failed counter offensive would be a political nightmare for Zelensky
>This is probably what an intelligent leader would do.
Or leave before the counter offensive fisting and get to proclaim everything was going good when you were involved.
>that parade of flags
Anti-Western brainrotted Brazilian as usual.
>NOO JUST SUCK GRINGO COCK
genuinely have a nice day
HAHAHAHAHA OLHA O PETISTA FAZ O L RETARDADO
Even the most ardent ziggers are losing faith, we are fast approaching TZD.
A year of trying to convince people online that they are actually winning they understand that "people believe what the see". Vatniks are too funny.
This is why some russians spammed dead Ukrainians yesterday.
A lot of what Russians post is projection so obvious that a blind person could see it.
My question: Are they unaware of this, or is it a cry for help?
Its a method of attacking and defending themselves. It's just institutionalized "no u" as a way of you not criticizing them for their faults as its the faults of the other guy instead.
just like how Puccia lost less than 16k people, right zigger?
Too bad he's gay
Even your cherrypicked photoshopped model has the tatar eyefolds, and a distinctively Mongoloid skull shape.
You will never be white mutt
Projecting much bundle of twigs?
You can't even recognize mutts, probably since you're from either Russia, Brazil or India.
Fuck you bloody bastard benchod BRICS will be global suparpowar by 2030
Always remember these are the people calling you a mutt
Thankfully no one's called me a mutt yet, otherwise I got a catalogue of pics waiting for them
Fucking hilarious image to post when Prighozin and Shoigu are making headlines.
Well well well, someone was arrested by the SBU. Who could it be?
Looks like George Lucas
I know him personally. Not even joking. Hope to see him burned alive by Azov.
any good anecdotes ?
Don't even know what to tell you man.
Let me put it this way. You probably know Armchair Warlord and how incredibly smug an "le intellectual quirky genius" he is on video.
Gonzalo aka. Coach Redpill is 10 times worse.
He not only had a quick stint with financial fraud that resulted in tens of thousands of Dollars of damage, he also grifted in the enlightened Skeptosphere.
He's a full on Vatnik. Like. Man I wish this wasn't in text and limited to 2k letters. So, for example - he is a full on schizo Russia stronk apologist. He is able to hold several completely contradictory views as long as Russia stronk. For example, Imperial Russia was already industrialising and strong and unbeaten and Soviets suck. But also Soviets strong and great for Russia and industrialised the country. But also Soviets bad and Putin good and enlightened 5D Chess player.
Not only that, he is also full on, honest to god evil - and I don't use this word lightly. He sat in a Hotel early on in the war, laughing at dead Ukronazis, filming journalists and calling everyone a "system pig".
Imagine just how unfathomably evil you have to be to sit in a Ukrainian Hotel and cheer for the destruction of Ukraine.
I hope the Ukies are smart enough to force that fat gay to demine Ukrainian fields under a sniper's scope.
It must have taken superhuman discipline for the SBU to not shoot him the first time they arrested him.
>it's the -500lb trigger dream again
Considering Gonzalo has been living in the Netherlands after ratting out all the other Russian informants he knows to the SBU, it's probably someone else.
It’s not. Jesus Christ why is this being posted constantly when there’s been confirmation and there’s uncensored footage floating around
Well he's not in Ukraine anymore, that much is known. The SBU have confirmed that themselves. His YouTube channel and Twitter are still up, go ask him yourself to provide proof that he is actually in Ukraine by buying something like milk from a shop if you don't believe he's bailed.
i hope they gut the pig. not even for russia shilling shit, the guy is just so fucking annoying.
I'm sure he'll have his guts rearranged multiple times per week in prison.
Who is this dude?
old PUA grifter turned pro Ruzzia milblogger
What kind of cat is that?
Pallas cat, found in parts if Russia and Asia. Really comfy
>you get mildly critical of Russia
>suddenly some thirdie comes in and gets hyper defensive
>google "leftypol" to see what the website is actually called, since it seems like the sort of thing PrepHole would make up to mock a website
>they actually called their website "leftypol"
>they actually called their website "leftypol"
that's the other website's bunker from when it went down, /leftypol/ has always been a terrible incestuous mess, even moreso than the rest of 4chan
They even banned Baneposting, Pepe, and other memes except for the chudjak.
The great Russian people are true students of Sun Tzu, they even built upon his teachings and streamlined them. “Look weak when you are strong.”, that is needlessly complicated, they have simplified it to “look weak”
I've seen the "look weak when you are strong" quote everywhere in the past 24-36 hours. Here, Instagram, Twitter, ect. Is it the new "there is no panic"?
>“Look weak when you are strong.
Wait a minute, does that mean that all the posturing Russia did for years actually meant it was weak?
>they really are unironically going TRUST Z PLAN
can someone post the image of Zaluzhny as Sundowner pls
THE VDV LIVES.
THE HOLY RUSSIAN FEDERATION SHALL ENDURE.
THERE IS MUCH TO BE DONE.
I have literally seen some ziggers quote Taboritsky's route from HOI4 TNO unironically. It is absolutely baffling that they would do that since it's literally the worst possible ending in the game for Russia.
Shitposting ain't permitted outside /b/, sorry /leftypol/.
You're the one assmad about having a post removed on PrepHole. Consider taking your own advice, loser.
I think about women until unfortunatley some sodomite talks to me, then I'm stuck trying to teach it some reality
>teach it some reality
Posts anime girl. I have some sad news for you anon...
jpeg fight!!! jpeg fight!!!!
Is it really a crisis if our soldiers aren't being killed?
Honest question, why do pajeets simp for russia? They do realize even the ruskies saw them as subhuman shitskins right? Why are they like this?
Cheap oil and a deep hatred of the Anglosphere
Many are paid for this, but some do it for free. Honestly I'm not sure. Maybe they think it'll get them an IT job in Moscow.
Because after independence India drank heavily of the socialist thirld worldism Kool-aid which meant it was a officially "neutral" country but heavily involved with the USSR during the Cold War, to the point where you could make a reasonable case that India is a socialist state, just not a marxist one.
"Anti-colonialists" were basically a big range of USSR and Communist China-associates during the Cold War pretty much
nobody asked you, Wal-Martyr. Meal Team Six doesn't qualify for army service anyway.
I thought you guys said I was some foreigner?
>record enlistment bonuses
based we need to pump those numbers up
You're posting anime girls and crying about posts being removed on a fucking chan board you dork
PrepHole is an anime website glowie, and who even says dork but some normie? Go back to wherever you came from you schmuck.
Ok terminally online memespeaker dork
I mean, yeah. This is a thing across the board for most military's
>k/d so positive that you get depression
seems like a good soildier to me
>pro russian mocking anybody for having high suicide rates
>serving in the US armed forces you're 21 times more likely to an hero than a civilian
makes you wonder what the fuck they did down there that makes them kill themselves in such a high numbers.
prolonged high-stress situations where the line between combat and non-combat is vague or nonexistant is more or less the golden recipe for absolutely fucking your limbic system
Its less about the combat and more about what they do at home. Some people can't live a normal civilian life and some just do not know what to do. Majority of suicides are national guards and POGs rather than combat troops.
Military an hero isn't about combat stress. It is dealing with dependas and garrison retardation.
Suicide is least likely on deployment.
A lot of guys can't take modern warfare. But honestly, a lot of vet suicides come from lack of future, poor vet care, or miserable home lives.
Desert storm era vets got royal fucked, as well as before that. It got way better during GWOT however good benefits only helps the wives of them if you catch my meaning.
They really need to hire sexual counselors and life coaches for the military kids. A lot of them get hooked on the first pussy they see and then get shafted once they come back from deployment.
I don't get it, when push comes to shove, why does it always devolve into
>US MILITARY GAY
It's like clockwork, actual NPC-like behavior. They just cannot help it.
Brown thirdies are just mad that even a chud can reduce their entire shithole country into a pile of ash.
Because it's obvious who we're talking to when it comes to these posters. We'd mention a 4th group but mentioning this tribe got me banned last time by you schmucks.
You really are from r3ddit
garden gnomes? Just say garden gnomes. Just say garden gnomes. Nobody cares, you aren't a wizard with hidden knowledge, you're a dork.
>You really are from r3ddit
Weren't you crying about people not having real lives, now bragging about your niche anime forum being invaded by reddit? Do you even own a gun?
>complaining about deleted post
>complaining about ban
You’re a dork, also a noguns like the other anon saidz
Post skin colour
>Someone says Russia, Brazil, and India are full of mutts
>(You) post a picture of an Afghan as a rebuttal
Only a pajeet could be this retarded.
>HEY GUYS WE'RE PRETENDING TO BE WEAK BECAUSE THAT MEANS WE'RE STRONG
>SO ACT LIKE WE'RE STRONG BUT ALSO ACT LIKE WE'RE WEAK BECAUSE WE'RE SMART AND TRICKING YOU HEHE
holy fuck lol
I know everything got blown up to bits but why are Russian positions so filthy?
Compare that to Ukrainian ones, even their own positions that get blown up aren't that much of a mess.
Supposedly prior to the war they'd leave shit jobs like cleaning up to the newest conscripts (who'd then do the same with the next batch after them), but with so many experienced soldiers being killed and so many new ones being mobilized that whole heirarchy of experience has largely evaporated
Alternatively, perhaps it's just Russian nature
>Dedovschina is actually a feature and improves the state of the russian army
jesus christ man
The whole origin of Dedovschina is that in WWII the USSR military was filled to the brim with millions of conscripts and people outright forced to be in the military including thousands of convicts taken straight from the Gulag system. In a military force of millions with no NCOs and everybody just being different types of enlisted conscripts with no experience or authority in a massive high intensity war, the only way to enforce discipline was through violence and the convicts recruited just passed on their way of enforcing discipline and order amongst the millions of gulag prisoners to the armed forces that they were now a part of.
>grown man crying for more artillery shells in front of dozens of dead bodies
>Russia is winning
okay retarded moron
I would like to point out not all of us Hispanics are shills for Russia, please don't buy to 4chan's narrative everyone in Latin America want Russia to win or something, I concede you will find up to 3 out of 10 latinos shilling for Russia, but consider even in NATO you find a considerable minority of vatniks:
Russia has shill farms in Brazil and Mexico and probably Argentina. On Russian agitprop platforms like this they’re gonna be over-represented because some of them are paid to be here
The pro-Russia shill farms in Brazil are owned by the Workers' Party, the main and biggest leftist party in Brazil that all the other leftist parties bow down to. They were the vanguard in introducing internet political shilling to Brazil in the early 2010s, they called it MAV or in english virtual militancy.
The US make its own anti-american shill farms through their coups for the last 70 years.
Don't tell me about what I see with my own eyes in my own country, zigger gringo cuzão.
sixth-generation fighter blueprints leak confirmed.
What would a low IQ inbred huemonke know about the Art of War?
is this the new "THERES NO PANIC IN BALAKLIIA"?
This is like me posting a picture of a white mexican and claim he represents the entire country. Majority of Afghans don't look like that and majority of them are actual mutts and have more diversity when it comes to their ethnic backgrounds. Asia and africa are known to have mix ethnic groups, more so than western countries.
I am guessing he would also say
>suck the dick when you are straight
Is Maskirovka just one giant cope?
>WE ARE LOSING!
>IS JUST MASKIROVKA TOVARISHC
Frankly, I can only think it's a plan. All of this makes no sense to me. Ukraine's is barely in Bakhmut anymore. They could claim the propaganda victory.
I have a hard time believing what we seen was actual russian attempt at a winter offensive. I have a hard time believing with all the conscription and the time they had, they couldn't prepare for Ukraine's offensive. I might be paranoid and pessimistic, but this open dissent on live TV when actual russians are arrested when they call the war a war. I can't believe it's not staged.
I can't believe their plan is not to act weak and let the Ukrainian attack to crush their offensive capability and let the conflict rot until their annexion of the current territories is a fait-accompli like crimea, and donetsk/luhansk was in 2022.
Man I waish I was retarded. I could enjoy simple things in life.
Impressive. The desperate TRUST THE PLAN! panic-posting is starting even before the ukrainian offensive this time.
he asked for shells and hes getting em. its already starting today.
I wonder what he had to do to get more dakka