Toilet gun

You DO have a gun dedicated solely to the defense of your squatty potty right anon?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Paddle Holster
    >I shit at home, If I wanted crabs Id go to a seafood restaurant

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >punch hole in dry wall
    >drop gun inside
    >patch hole
    >repeat for every 5 feet of dry wall in your house
    Remind you CANNOT defend your home without this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i fricking love this idea so much it's unfair

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah
    It's muh dick haha

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    after seeing a good number of russians get blasted on the toilet it seems a toilet gun should be in any home arsenal

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    american bathroom stalls are so strange to me. why doesn't the door and walls do all the way to the floor and ceiling? why doesn't the door have a proper lock? why does the door have big gaps people can look through?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because we're not insecure third worlders with tiny needle dicks like you homosexuals

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why have a stall at all then?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          To frick ya mudda in.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Out of respect to not scare of European tourists with our enormous wieners

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Speak for yourself
        >t. American with small penis

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >not insecure
        >nudity is banned on public tv

        hmmmm

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      so you just go in and take your shit. No living jerking off or fricking allowed. Also you can see if someone is waiting to jack you up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        or off. shenanigans allowed in half-stall.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because everything in this country is built on the cheap

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's so you can see if someone's beating off or OD'ing on fentanyl.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you need to know if someone is jerking off?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So you can lend a helping hand
          Fricking moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So you can kick them out of your public restroom?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Or see if there's more than one person in a stall.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The lock part at least is because neither I nor any of my countrymen do not have to pay to take a piss or shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      50% because of this

      Because everything in this country is built on the cheap

      and 50% because of avoiding drug use like mentioned in

      It's so you can see if someone's beating off or OD'ing on fentanyl.

      the fact is, most of America is below 3rd world country tier and if there's an space that can be enclosed and made genuinely private (which is also accessible to the public) people desperate to escape this shithole of a country will take absurd quantities of drugs in that space, pass out, and maybe die. If not that, homosexuals will upload the location to Sniffies or Grindr or something and have a lot of nasty, messy group sex in it where they leave a mess everywhere. The slip and falls and the OD deaths are most certainly not covered by whatever insurance policy you have.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        its only like 10 cities and California that are 3rd world tier or below

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >its only like 10 cities
          that's incredibly optimistic anon, the deep south and many other rural areas are riddled with literal Africa tier poverty.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is it true that most American toilets feature at least one of pic rel?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well yes, duh, I'm not sure how you'd expect to get your dick sucked by a toothless methhead every time you take a shit otherwise.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Euros really don't think things through

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not mining the approaches to the toilet
    >with tripwires, lasers, and claymores
    Fuc/k/ing amateurs.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, in the optimal mouse gun caliber as well

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ...for when shit does down....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      CARLOS

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Exactly what kind of digital pattern high-threadcount homosexual underoos are you rocking there, son?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whoa bro that's the cat's spot.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, I just keep my conceal carry on me at all times.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Always be prepared

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