Would a .308 dispatch this creature?
Are there any stories you anons have of such things?
Bigfoot is less a concept and more a reality for me in my area and it’s been effecting my family, does anyone have advice?
Tired of this dickhead
Would a .308 dispatch this creature?
Are there any stories you anons have of such things?
Bigfoot is less a concept and more a reality for me in my area and it’s been effecting my family, does anyone have advice?
have you tried /x/?
Reckon I will
>Bigfoot is less a concept and more a reality for me in my area and it’s been effecting my family
What, qrd please
Also 308 will drop any living thing, maybe whale cluld survive a few rounds, but 5 seconds of m60 would do the job
So I live in a rural part of the Rockies, and high strangeness seems to be a nightly occurrence. Most attribute it to Sasquatch and there have been many sightings here.
Tonight my wife was overcome with anxiety and asked me to comfort her. When she described what she was feeling I decided it necessary to check outside. Sure enough something was in our garbage, however it seemed as though nothing was really taken and no one heard the can tip over, I only heard the rustling of trash.
Heard a loud scratch on the outside of the house too, however curiously no putrid smell.
Regardless I have unshakable faith in Christ and an “if it bleeds I can kill it attitude” and I just wanted to see if anyone had similar experiences.
However I would agree this thread belongs on /x/ I just relate to this board far more.
Oh that was just lil ol' me. Sorry.
hehe
Well knock it off you silly ole goose you bout scared the pants off me!
Oh also the dogs were scared I forgot to mention that part, and if was a bear they would have been on jt
I'm sorry.
uwu
Would you like my friends to leave your property as well?
Kill the beast, Deus Vult
>my wife was overcome with anxiety and asked me to comfort her
>also the dogs were scared
sounds like infrasound. it's been speculated that a bigfoot like creature might be capable of using infrasound to induce fear, anxiety and confusion. sounds nutty but other animals do it. good luck on you squatch hunt, make sure to upload pics of the kill
That’s another reason why I attribute to Bigfoot, she also got really nauseous afterwar which could be infrasound too, I hate it, and I hate knowing the frickin thing is in our neighborhood too, going house to fricking house.
Worst part is this all just happened and it’s late, I’m extremely tired, but my body won’t let me sleep for some reason. I just kinda jerk awake when I start to dose off. Annoying as shit I wish these hairy double offers would frick off
Yeah but you need to shoot it in the face, and be ready to deal with the other 3+ that flanked you while you were dealing with the distraction. Really, if challenged you should go the opposite direction and not press if they start making calls.
2000+ people a year go missing here. They are not friendly. They can chuck 80lb boulders like a kids baseball. They hate dogs.
Truly, terrifying.
Yes
Hi mr. Game warden
What's the internal unit called that normally deals with these things when they become a problem?
>sounds like infrasound.
I would've thought that only a really big animal, like a whale (of course) or an elephant could generate such noises, as it need a large cavity to get low frequencies.
tigers can do it
Satanist skinwalkers. They love detritus, fart infrasound, but are terrified of baptists and pentecostalists (but not so much quakers or catholics).
I have the same philosophy about 5.56. people say you can't take down a grizzly with 5.56, but if I dump 20 rounds into it's face and body, he's going down
I wouldn't worry about it.
Don’t do it bud, you don’t wanna be raped by a multidimensional demonic being do ya? Cause that’s what those frickers are, they ain’t animals.
I think .308 could dispose of Ron Perlman just fine, but why?
Any time anyone thinks they have seen Bigfoot, or had some encounter with Bigfoot, what they really had an encounter with was a bear.
how do you know that?
>Large hairy creature
>Bears often stand on hind-legs, like a bi-pedal animal, when they are looking and/or smelling
>Bears often make strange noises in the night, and will try to scare humans out of their area, often by throwing rocks and doing other strange shit (the scrape the ground really hard with their claws to kind of throw shit at campers or hikers)
>Because of their amazing sense of smell, you usually cannot get close to a bear unless they want you to, so that is the reason so many people have fleeting encounters with bears where they only catch a glimpse of their brown fur for a split second, or only hear them.
Bigfoot are fricking bears, dumbfricks. We have dinosaur skeletons from 50 million years ago but not one fricking Bigfoot corpse or skeleton? Get fricking real and frick ya mudda.
>Bigfoot are fricking bears
you can't possibly know that
>We have dinosaur skeletons from 50 million years ago but not one fricking Bigfoot corpse or skeleton
you don't spend much time in the woods, do you? it's extremely rare to find predator bones in the wild. As for fossils, there are two primate specimens that make up the whole of the north american primate fossil record, and they're 20 million years apart, but we know primates had to have been there for at least that 20 million year span because we have the two fossils. the whole of the hominid fossil record could fit in medium sized moving box. "We don't have fossils so it can't exist" is a dumb standard
there are tens of thousands of reported sightings, not including native folklore. Trappers, hunters, park rangers, people who spend virtually their entire lives out in the woods, all claiming to see something they're sure wasn't a bear. Are they all liars? maybe your average joe can make that mistake and almost certainly some of those reported sightings are just that, but what about seasoned outdoorsmen? They wouldn't make that mistake, so they have to be lying or delirious. is that what you're saying?
>often by throwing rocks
>bears
>bears throwing rocks
lmao Black person are you serious?
just carry a high quality camera
bigfoot can sense it and it works as a deterrent
/thread lmfao
I love these photos because, if they're real, this thing put a leaf over his nose and said "that's enough camouflage" and was then stunned when it didn't work
>Bigfoot is less a concept and more a reality for me in my area and it’s been effecting my family,
Have you spoken to a mental health professional about this sasquatch harassment you feel you are experiencing?
Looks like a Russian. Leave out some vodka bottles filled with wood alcohol and that should take care of the problem,
>using a weapon.
A real man would have face it punch him in the jaw
a healthy, 120 pound chimpanzee would frick up a 260 pound man in a fist fight. what are you supposed to do against a 1200lb Squatch?
Punch him in the jaw, idiot
Your best bet is to make their signature whooping/hooting calls late at night while luring it to your killbox with your bare, succulent man ass (bigfoot cant resist). Have your wife stand by in a tree providing overwatch with a rifle as you present your puckered sphincter for inspection. As the squatches approach but just before the squatchbang can begun, retrieve the cached .500 s&w magnum from your shitter and raise hell, or whatever passes for hell among bigfoot religion. If all goes well your butthole is still relatively intact and you've got some smoked squatch, but you'd have to act fast to secure any bodies before the foots return to collect their dead. If it was just your neighborhood furry, you'd have to act even faster to dispose of the body.