A time traveling cunt elf has given you the power to time travel. Your job is to go back in time and kill serial killers. Choose one, and choose your weapons and strategy. You will be transported to the general area your serial killer operated in during the peak of their spree. The weapons you chose will be waiting for you.
Who do you choose? What do you do?
>Who do you choose?
Maybe john wayne gacy or that other torture/murder ring those homosexuals in Texas (?) had going on. They would’ve been pretty easy to catch at home.
>weapons
Nothing too crazy. A leather sap, a hunting knife, and 4” S&W Model 19
>What do you do?
Just pull up to the house and ask if he wants to party, then I shoot him in the face. I know people are gonna post their torture ideas but honestly I think the people I’d choose would get off on that shit lol so they just get a .357 to the brain
they'd probably get off to painful torture, but you can get creative.
like restrain them in a room with a few bags of salt and a dehumidifier, just dry them out over several days
>like restrain them in a room with a few bags of salt and a dehumidifier, just dry them out over several days
>we make you into jerky now gaijin, you wirr be combat ration.
>that other torture/murder ring those homosexuals in Texas
Dean Corrill. Absolutely horrific and he was into torturing raping and murdering little boys. Had two teens helping him. Makes Gacy look like a school boy, the shit this guy did to those kids. One was found with his balls and penis literally chewed off by Corrill. Others had shit like tiny glass tubes shoved in their dick hole and then smashed while insife it. All this why Dean raped them. It went on for hours and hours. But Gacy is more infamous because muh killer clown meme while Corrill is virtually unknown. He had a much bigger body count than Gacy as well.
Jesus Christ I didn’t need the details. All homos should be executed
I choose the zodiac killer and am instantly teleported to the office of Ted Cruz, in the present day
last thing you'd see
>hes right behind me isn't he?
I’d want to go back and attempt to stop the abduction and murder of my friend’s older sister 26 years ago when she was 7. It’s the only unsolved murder in my small town. She was walking to school and disappeared and a week later her body was found. I lived on street she was abducted on for a few years when I was in my early 20s. I’d shadow her with a compact suppressed .300BLK as she walked to school and then light up the car/person/people who approached her.
Wouldnt it be amazing if you did it, but found out it was you who killed her? Like you were shadowing her from a previous time travelling loop, but some psycho epiaaode made you kill her and hide the body, before you returned to the entry point.
Now you can hunt down yourself, but then you wont be able to return back
*director: James Cameron*
After I take care of serial killers can I go to the 90s so I can lay pipe on all the mega tit queens when they were in their prime?
Who is that anon?
Minka, still active, and bigger than ever(she has a type of implant that gets bigger the longer you have them and she's had hers since the mid 90s)
Brazilian string implant, if I’m not mistaken
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypropylene_breast_implant
Breast expansion was real in the 90s, then the FDA decided we can't have nice things.
jesus christ how horrifying
The only horrifying thing is I don't have Minka's giant asian tits wrapped around my dick right this moment.
id be too worried about it bursting and gushing weird jello all over me
...cancer?
That sounds like you want to go back in time and meet big-tit 90’s turbovamps to take a shit on their tits?
Are you retarded?
Holland, 1944. You're saying I could save her, in some sort of time machine?
Shut up
I already did this. Never wonder why Market Garden failed?
i do not associate with knife ears
Would I be able to just time machine away right away pr would I have to avoid to prying public for a while?
Anyways the answer is always a .22lr pistol with a nice suppressor.
I guess I'd just double-tap Harry Shipman with Glock 17 in the back of the head. Nothing too complex, would be cool to have a kill directly responsible for 200+ murders.
I always considered Bathory, but maybe she was innocent and framed I dunno.
I would travel into the future as many years as it took for RWDS to be full force and then break the time machine and join them.
if RWDS never happens than I would travel back to the year I was born and kill myself.
If you could just hop back in a time machine afterwards it'd be trivial even with a lead pipe or hammer, just teleport in while they're asleep and bonk.
Or go a little further back and just pusgh their mom down the stairs. Or give their grandpa a boot vasectomy.
I'd either kill Dahmer or Bundy so I don't have to deal with my coworkers comparing me to them when I come back to the present, as for my weapon of I'd say a Browning Hi Power because it's my favorite pistol and would work just fine considering most serial killers aren't good fighters outside of ambushing or drugging their victims
Dahmer and Bundy strike me as being quite different though.
Despite having above-average intelligence, Dahmer seemed like a failure and underachiever at most things in life.
Bundy was outwardly successful and appeared to have his life together but he was insecure about being illegitimate and that one girl who broke up with him for being "unmasculine."
They just enjoy comparing me to any serial killer they can think of no matter how different they are from each other because I look very rawboned and have weird stare
I choose a type 56, hunt down Mr Cruel while screaming ALLLAHU AKBAR ALLAUHU AKABR ,ALAUAB AJDE ALAUAKABR AKKLAAUHEBEE
I'd bust a cap in Israel Keys' solely because he's a cunt and named after israelites
>Keyes travelled to Canada extensively and when he was asked about whether he had killed anyone in Canada, he said, "Canadians don't count."
Why would you do anything to such a distinguished individual?
I don't. They kill low value targets like drunks and undesirables, not contributing members to society.
Killing the Columbine fags would be funny as shit.
Light em up with a suppressed 9mm subgun while theyre in their edgy playhouse.
>Killing the Columbine fags would be funny as shit.
>Light em up with a suppressed 9mm subgun while theyre in their edgy playhouse.
Absolutely. But you can't just waste them. need to let them soak it in. Some blasts right to the gun to drop them. Make sure they're not near any weapons and pin them down. Explain how they're pathetic faggy losers and get them to beg for their lives. THEN blast 'em.
For me I'd take out some autismo school shooter or two, or the guy who killed a bunch of kids in a pre-school in thailand. I have a soft spot for kids and hate seeing them harmed.
>pin them down
>fuck them a little bit
>he writes power fantasies on 4cuck
I would choose listening as my weapon, because that’s what nobody else did.
Bullshit.
They werent bullied, they weren't "misunderstood", and they were given every fucking second/ third/ fourth chance they could be.
Naked felonies swept under the rug.
Wealthy educated parents.
Dozens of schoolmates bullied by them.
They were just plumb edgy naggers with malice in their hearts, and there's no way around it.
I’m listening to you anon, because that’s what nobody else is doing.
Agreed but it’s a meme dipshit lol
Lmfao
Based and pro gun pilled. Make those pathetic little homosexuals suffer
This is the best answer. You would stop countless copy cats that idolize those idiots.
I would save Kelly Grammers sister from the men that raped and murdered her.
I'd kill the Manson family and save Sharon Tate.
Your foot fetish is creepy, Quentin.
For the UK I would go back and kill the Hungerford, Whitehouse and Dunblame massacre prepretrators, thus saving the UK's gun laws and the victims in the process.
Dunblame me!
Your heart is in the right place, anon. The glownaggers would just arrange for some different massacres anon
>. Your job is to go back in time and kill serial killers.
Yeah nah nagger I know how this movie ends. The last job you'll get is yourself.
Do spree killers count? If so, I'd go back and gun down the Columbine shooters with a high capacity AR, just as they were entering. "Well, I was just taking my rifle to the range when I saw these two looking like they were up to no good. I guess the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun. I don't want to imagine what would've happened if I hadn't had my trusty AR." Completely rewrite the national narrative from the start.
Columbine was during the Assault Weapons ban dude. So you have to be more creative. It's why they used shitty ghetto smgs. You'd need to counter with something else.
A scoped hunting rifle to pick them off from a distance? A Steyr TMP to counter their ghetto guns?
AWB banned the sale of "muh ass-salt babbykillah gat with the shoulder thing that goes up and evil penile barrel shroud"
You could perfectly have an Ar15 and a boatload of usgi 30 rounders from before the AWB... Olympic arms was at the time the common shit... Valmets, Chinese aks and the like the equivalent to the psa rig etc...
Not that anon, but I during the AWB ARs/AKs were all readily available, just expensive. Rewriting the narrative from the start is a good idea, but may as well go big or go home. That's why my choice is an unregistered Vietnam bringback full auto AK. Good thing uncle bubba decided to keep it when he came home, gave me the edge I needed to defeat the two columbine nerds.
Mini-14 with Aimpoint
Gg
then the other 4 or 6 gun men ambush you while you're trying to nut on a dead chick
I'm going after the inventor of the panic button on car keys, and my weapon will be a belt sander.
Thank you for the laugh, this sounded wonderful in my head lmao
Toy box killer, kill him in a period of his life before he commits any heinous acts.
Maybe Samuel Little.
Can't I just travel further back in time and give their fathers some condoms?
I’d spray h.h. Holmes in the face with cyanide at his hotel. Leave. Go to a diner or visit some other local interest. Come back a couple hours later. Take all his money. And then go to the 1893 Chicago worlds fair to see all the cool shit there and meet a bunch of people from all over the world from that time. I’d go to a local watering hole and order two shots of original coke. I’d knock one back and pour one out in thanks for the recent unfortunate heart attack victim H.H. (The homie) Holmes for the great time I’d have living out one of my childhood dreams.
(I’d bring a concealable Kevlar vest, a flash bang and a suppressed sub-sonic 45 with a few extra mags as a backup. just in case I fumble plan a and just need to scalp that dudes mustache)
Does it have to be serial killers?
While you're at it, go for Hello Kitty guys.
>Asians
You want to kill the girl or the rapist murderers?
kill the guys then continue torturing the girl
You don’t have to time travel to waste those fucks
Do pedophile child sacrifice cults count as serial killers.
Go back in time to beat up Eric Harris and stop him from being so edgy and stupid?
I'd tell the elf to fuck off.
There's a constant stream of vigilantes trying to pull this shit and it never ends well, usually it sets off a butterfly effect and we barely manage to get the timeline back in order before it irreversibly goes tits up. Putting it bluntly, some of the people serial killers kill deserve it for what they might have done otherwise, I still have nightmare about the timeline that was made after some fag killed Rodney Alcala.
I think the unfortunate reality of this type of time travelling plot is that even if it were possible you could never meaningfully improve the world this way other than perhaps changing things for selfish reasons, and even that would probably lead to questionable results. Like if you stopped a little kid from being abducted, another kid will probably still be abducted later, and even the kid you saved could end up having a shitty life or hurting someone else in a way that makes them do something stupid. Say you saved your dad from dying, what if years later he gets into an even worse accident or makes a bad decision that makes the family even worse off than before? You can't stop bad things from happening. At some point you have to accept things the way they are and move on.
On top of that, there's the issue that if time travel like that exists then everything that happened before already happened the way it did despite time traveling intervention.
I'd kill Stalin by bashing his head in with a crowbar
Leonard Lake and Charles Ng.
Ted Bundy
Panzerfaust to the knee
I go back to Tasmania 1995 and get Martin Bryant with a Bar Mace, just walk up to him and bonk him on the head a couple of times, easy peasy. After saving gun culture in Aus (well at until Howard and THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT! figures out another way to ban guns) I’ll go to America and try to hook up with prime Neve Campbell.
Why not bonk the troopers who actually did the shooting?
I only have the bonker, they have the means and ability to headshot me(and then blame it on another retard)
>Stops the planes
>towers go down regardless
huh?
>prime Neve Campbell
A MAN OF EXQUISITE TASTE
YOU HAVE MY SWORD, FOREVER AFTER MY KING
Based, you will have my Bar Mace for aid brother
Yeah but surely she would be acting in America in 95 right?
>while Corrill is virtually unknown.
That’s probably better, let the fucker fade into obscurity.
>I’ll go to America and try to hook up with prime Neve Campbell
That's a leaf
>that pic
still the worst thing I have seen in my life
While not serial killers, I'd travel back in time to the sacking of Baghdad and kill as many Mongolians as possible with an Ultimax 100 since it's so light and I would need to reposition quickly, my WASR-10 since I'm already comfortable shooting it, a crate of claymores, and a P915. This would prevent the major cities of the Muslim world from being sacked further, resulting in centuries of knowledge not being burned and the Muslims generally not falling behind and maintaining their golden age longer. Then I would come back and hopefully find my enlightened Muslim neighbor that knows better than to mow his goddamn lawn at 5 am.
Gay and reddit. Wouldn’t be funny if you did all only to return to the present, finding that muslims still suck and the whole “muh mongols” was just a massive cope?
>Then I would come back and hopefully find my enlightened Muslim neighbor that knows better than to mow his goddamn lawn at 5 am
kek
I'd ask him for the chance to save her armed with charisma and my wits.
>if alternate universes exist, there is a possibility of one where one /k/ autist married and had kids with her
I hope she’s happy in that universe.
Actual fantasies I've had:
>armed with an M3 gunning down Dutch police trying to capture Anne Frank and her family.
>Using a snub nosed 38 special to rescue Kristine French from karla homolka and Paul Bernardo.
I choose Jesus of Nazareth and my weapons of choice are 10000 50MT nuclear bombs set to simultaneously detonate on my command or automatically if i release a deadman switch.
The Earth needs another chance at civilization without bullpups.
If you go back to before they committed a crime, they haven’t committed a crime and are no longer serial killers.
>come across Jack the Ripper approaching a woman with knife drawn about to slash her
>"well you see, no crime has been committed. Nothing can be done until he does the deed."
Ide got back to london to hunt jack the ripper. Im pretty sure im dealing with two guys, possibly ex or current memebers of the british militart, but thats my own pet theory.
Either way ide bring a winchester model 1897 and a colt army as.backup along with a pack of bloodhounds.
>Ide got back to london to hunt jack the ripper. Im pretty sure im dealing with two guys, possibly ex or current memebers of the british militart, but thats my own pet theory.
Jack the Ripper crime is actually super boring, and it's just that he was never caught that it lends itself to elaborate mysteries. Just some guy who was barely literate wanted to slash up whores. Shit like that has happened countless times before and since. If it were solved at the time it'd just be some random asshole.
>A time traveling cunt elf has given you the power to time travel
Never trust the faefolk. It probably used its fae magic to think you are time traveling for laughs while you attack random people
It would be mildly amusing to go and shoot Zodiac right in that crosshairs on his stupid bag mask.
I'd stop the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
H.H. Holmes. Just Burn his house down
Whoever killed my biological grandfather on my fathers side. My mom only briefly mentioned it once when I was a kid. Even now, I haven't gave it much questioning in fear of hurting my pops. The gun doesn't matter too much. Maybe just a plain pistol for concealment. Magdump to the chest and a couple to the dome. Teleport back to the future to find everything has gone mad max because I tampered with the past.
>Whoever killed my biological grandfather on my fathers side. My mom only briefly mentioned it once when I was a kid.
I'm certain some newspaper at some point talked about it. So you can search newspapers dot com or another archive for details. If you don't have an account someone else will.
No offense but maybe your granddad was a cunt.
Men don’t get murdered for nothing.
Toolbox killers. I’d just wait at the first victims house and hit them with an rpg the minute they show up in their torture van
i would kill marc detroux by clubbing him to death
I’d ask the elf for a simple 9mm with a suppressor on it and go say hi to Timothy Mcveigh. Little fucker has caused so many problems for the US today… that or kill Kyle Rittenhouse before he became the rights favorite token white kid
The first israelite, preventing the largest ongoing mass murder throughout human history. I’d use a modernized Henry 45-70 lever action.
>serial killer
any weak fag known for running away at the first sign of resistance
>weapons
Any modern handgun, ball peen hammer, & some kind of survival or combat knife.
I'm assuming I will be instantly sent back to my time when I kill them, and not just stuck in 1976 or whatever, so I am in no way worried about being overly stealthy.
Ideally you one would be sent back in time to a point when your target was doing something mundane like shopping or waiting for a bus, that way you could just find them and walk near them without arousing any kind of suHispanicion If they even take notice of you at all. If it's guaranteed you will be sent back in time to one of their on going or about to occur crimes then just make sure you read up on all of their crimes ahead of time so you can quickly identify the situation you are in. IE if they say had single murder in an industrial park in XYZ building and you suddenly find yourself sent to an industrial park that matches the address you already have it in the bag, either go and find them while they are busy with their victim or find a good place to set up an ambush and attack them before they even know what the duck is going on, this goes doubly so if you have a firearm and the location has good sight lines just set up in an ideal spot and shoot them from as close a range as possible. Again you aren't worried about police as you have at least a few minutes before they show up and assuming you manage to kill the serial killer you will have literally vanished from reality by the time they show up.
Id love to be stuck in 1976 though
>travel back in time to kill serial killers
why? wouldnt there be more interesting targets? the majority of them were weak and preyed on the weaker. not much challenge or intrigue going on. i guess one that's never been caught. i guess id just for period appropriate handgun that i can easily conceal and a picture of the killer's face.
I'd kill that one pedo, child mutilator guy that joan of arc hung out with
He looks very proud.
He's french
>tfw you choose a modern killer
>tfw you get teleported outside your house in front of the killer
>tfw the drop-off is inside your house
>tfw your house is locked
Ian Brady. I would just physically overpower him and immure him in a dark, damp, cold, confined space.
>immure
What happens if you are the killer and you have to stop yourself?
kill the one who invented the trans
>Your job is to go back in time and kill serial killers
Anon it is quite impossible for me to kill every police officer in my country time travel or no time travel!
I arrive and kill myself with a welrod because I do not want to effect the flow of time.
great, another talmund shud case
A mosin nagant.
A shotgun.
A pistol with a suppressor.
And lots of ammo.
My easy mode version of this would be to fix what happened to the ottmen empire after ww1 and put the oil trade in the hands of a non radical tribe and doing just that one thing would prevent everything from Vietnam to 9/11. I would save more lives then every poster in this entire thread with just that single change.
I immediately murder the knife-eared scum. Pic related it’s me