This show made me prepare for the imminent apocalypse.

This show made me prepare for the imminent apocalypse. I'm stocking up on canned food and ammunition and video games. I genuinely think it's not far away now. A few months, or weeks even.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the guy from Kingsman, gotta say i don't think a Hispanic man is good enough to play an all American cowboy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's because Americans are mutts. Any amalgam of races remotely appearing white-featured will pass as a trueborn American.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hope you find your Frank op 🙂

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Preparing for the imminent wave of homosexualry.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait until based Putin nukes Muttmerica

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Putin isn't based and he won't do shit other than keep getting his people killed by hohols

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        seethe troony

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      isn't he still losing in Ukraine?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he's build a trash compactor that NATO keeps pouring equipment into

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How's day 350 of his 3 day special operation going?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        day 350 of liquidating NATO's inventories is going swimmingly. not to mention the US attacking its own allies' infrastructure damaging its diplomatic integrity indefinitely and possibly putting NATO on a path of dissolution.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Legit vatnik moron. Not only is NATO capable of outproducing Russia x20 Putin is actually losing more stuff than Ukraine. You gays are going to have a nice reality check.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >day 350 of liquidating NATO's inventories is going swimmingly.
          lol,here is a russbot telling you that somehow,forcing the european industry to addapt and make more weapons is something hurtful for them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's xi sinking the reagan

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stunning and brave

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >video games
    You know there's gonna be no electricity right

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry sweetie, 25 years after the apocalypse im going to be playing my PS3 on my LCD flatscreen.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i remember that jackson had electricity because of the hydroelectric dam, but i dont remember if theyre still using it in part 2

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >says she's never played a video game but wants to
        >there's PS3s lying all over the place in a world where people have fixed TVs, radios and whatnot
        >is friends with an electrical/engineering genius in Jackson
        >WLF chick even has a pristine working PS Vita which Ellie ignores after stabbing her
        Was Ellie even trying

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          im pretty sure ellie played some type of mortal kombat arcade game at some point

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          imagine Ellie's stinky uderwear after whole day of patrols

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She's an emotional wreck anon, cut her some slack

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I own a Gameboy Advance that runs on batteries

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Canned food expiration is in years not decades
    >Gasoline becomes unusable in a few months
    Don't base anything off watching a show they have no idea.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of canned food lasts 10 years or more

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Canned meat does but everything else is around 3-6 year range.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No. As long as the can stays intact, canned food stays good indefinitely.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They do not.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Hmmm botulism.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            not true not true not true

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i mean how hard would it have been to make all the vehicles in the show diesel for fricks sake

      or even electric?? with solar panel onboard providing a full charge after two weeks or so lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the apocalypse in this series happened in 2013, electric cars weren't really a big thing then. plus they dont have electricity to charge them anyway, only certain areas have electricity like jackson

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          2013 was just 2 years ago though

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          2003 in the show. It's currently 2023 in the show and the outbreak occurred 20 years prior.
          So the idea that they just have a bunch of electrical cars is even more moronic. The road would be full of big ass gas guzzlers like the Hummers if it was anything like true life.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            didnt realize they changed it to 2003 in the show. so they never even got smart phones or social media lol

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Hummers are kinda comfy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It wouldn't be but you'd have to have people on the writing staff understand that diesel would be the only vehicles left that would even have to potential to be usable and would only be usable if they were actively manufacturing biofuel.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          after 20 years most vehicles would just be rusted worn out trash. the fuel lines on all of them would be ruined by that time

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Which is why I said potential. Yes, that's another problem they will never address because people don't understand that the plastic shit keeping cars together and running would be cracking into dust after that amount of time.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Which is why I said potential. Yes, that's another problem they will never address because people don't understand that the plastic shit keeping cars together and running would be cracking into dust after that amount of time.

          horsechads win in the end

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            they use horses in both games

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            A good bicycle would be invaluable as well

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              rubber rots

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              do the fungies get tired or would they chase a bicycle forever? we've seen them laying around "sleeping" and energy is finite right so they get tired... right?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Dunno they explained exactly zero about them. They apparently don't need to eat and can just exist for 20+ years so I would assume they can chase you indefinitely.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >They apparently don't need to eat
                They're literally eating the human host. The human is dead and gone and their body is taken over by fungus. It's not a traditional zombie situation where they're 'undead' that must feast on human flesh or brains or whatever to keep their sustenance up.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So the fungus formed fast-twitch muscle fibers?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yep.
                IE: ran out of ideas / it's "humane" to kill zombies but not other groups of people.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's even dumber, if the fungus is eating them why are they still around? Nothing takes 20+ years to digest its food even fungus.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, it's a dumb premise but zombies were popular back in the 2000s...

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                uhm zombies have always been popular since The Night Of The Living Dead... its just been combined with another popular genre The Post-Apocalypse... and The Soap Opera in the case of TWD

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                zombies were not always popular. they've had short moments of popularity, but it really all took off around the time of the walking dead tv show

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                when were they not popular

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the 90s. name one zombie movie or tv show that had anywhere near the same popularity as the walking dead

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                there you go moving the goalposts

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                actually i can do that for basically every decade. 60s, 70s, 80s.... there is not a single piece of zombie media that had the same level of impact as the walking dead tv series. that was the most watched show on television at its peak

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yes its easy when you define the parameters of the debate, its a rhetorical trick.

                i didnt say HOW popular just that they were popular. you moved the goalposts.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                before the walking dead, zombie shit was for fat loser gen x'ers lol. no one gave a shit about it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                nope sorry zoomer

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you want to know where most people back then know zombies from? the michael jackson thriller music video lmao

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                fricking idiot Sean Of The Dead was huge and a bunch of other movies too

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >box office of $30m is "huge"

                Anon have you ever heard of dawn of the dead? left 4 dead? zombie land? 28 days later?

                dawn of the dead is about as popular as it ever got before the walking dead, and it still wasn't much. everything else you're listing happened right around the time the walking dead came out or after it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Everything listed was before walking dead you god damn idiot. Walking dead exists on the tail end of the zombie craze. I know you were 8 when this was going on but we remember. Your ability to not know what you’re talking about yet speak so confidently is incredible

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the last of us the tail end of the zombie craze, not the walking dead. they all come out around the same time, and walking dead was by far the most popular, every dipshit in the world watched that pile of shit. the only half decent zombie movie was 28 days later, shaun of the dead and zombieland were cheeseball comedies

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon have you ever heard of dawn of the dead? left 4 dead? zombie land? 28 days later?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                fricking idiot Sean Of The Dead was huge and a bunch of other movies too

                Anon have you ever heard of dawn of the dead? left 4 dead? zombie land? 28 days later?

                Re-Animator? Zombieland?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Also Game of Thrones.
                People always forget that Game of Thrones is at it's core a show about stopping the zombie apocalypse from taking over.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                probably the best zombies too, real frickin scary

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yea everyone kind of ignores it but asoiaf is basically a complex zombie series

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                they're mushrooms they absorb their foot from dirt and air after done with the body its why they keep growing to the bloaters

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Joel says that most infected last 2 months, but some manage to last year's (probably by eating people). The reason they still exist is that they keep infecting people although at a much slower rate.
                However after quarantine zones were stablished and assuming the "two month" rule, the infection should have disappeared. Unless of course the fungus kept existing in microscopic quantities and reinfecting people, creating oscillatory cycles of reinfection (anybody who has had a look at Lotka-Volterta equations knows what I'm talking about).

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Mate there's bicyles in my garage that are about 20 years old and still have pumped up tyres despite never being used.

              Not everything in the world disintergrates instantly as your fricking dumbass Murica product-consume-and-replace brain would think.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like a asiatic. She has an Asian face and small round eyes. I can see why people freak out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >the last image recorded when the potatoes attacked

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How is her acting in this though? I only ever see chuds attacking her appearance. I dont care about that part

          If I choose to watch this shit it'll be when I marathon the full season

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            She captures ellie really well. One of the best video game adaptation performances in terms of matching the character’s essence

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Chud here. I think her acting is really good and I don't care that she doesn't look like she does in the games.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Chud also here. I think she's mediocre but Pedro is worse than she is when it comes to being like their character. Only watched first two eps

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            She's a wooden plank and unlikable.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If you're an accent autist she's god awful. Otherwise she's okay but still can't properly say "motherfricker"

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yep i'm thinkin its gunna be about..

    two more weeks

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    According to this show the majority of survivors will be trannies and lesbians

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Youre gonna need A LOT more food than you think

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What are some go-to essential food items to stock up on? Right now I have
      >canned beef
      >corn
      >rice
      >canned fish
      >canned vegetables

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        dried beans.

        when you buy rice and dried beans put them in the freezer overnight to kill any larvae that might be in there

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        More importantly, what are your plans for water..

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't made any. There is a stream about 7 minutes from my house though.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            rainwater collection to barrels.. not just your roof you can set up upside-down umbrella things collecting into barrels in your yard

            gray water system draining to your garden

            raise tilapia

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Spam!

        Also raise your own hens if you can (they are super easy low maintenance once you get it set up)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That sounds nice and would give me access to eggs which is a lot better for my digestion than freaking beans

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Rhode Island Reds have the best tasting eggs. eventually you will need a rooster to fertilize them though, they stop laying eggs after 5 years or so.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Buy canned food from the Mormons it lasts for 30 years and is relatively cheap

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Quick rundown on Mormon canned food? What makes it different from other canned goods?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Do your own research my friend, wisdom is the most important thing and the first of all virtues because you need to be wisebto determine what is good, before you can do good. Just like you need wisdom to decide which course of action is best.

            https://store.churchofjesuschrist.org/usa/en/new-category/food-storage/food-storage-items/5637169327.c

            Mormons sel bulk food with a 30 year shelf life for cheap. All canned goods in the store expires in like 3 years max. Year to can and buy a presto. Buy a water filter. you can store food cheaper if you do some things yourself.

            The only thing that will last longer is freeze dried stuff but that's extremely expensive. My recommendation is 6 months of living expenses and 6 months of food as your immediate prep goals then branch out to other things.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Mormons sel bulk food with a 30 year shelf life for cheap
              I just don't understand how they get it to last so long, that's very impressive

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Mormons are also extremely white and conservative (also nominally Christian). I. Not a Mormon but I consider them trustworthy. Prepping is a important part of their religion because they have been through a lot of struggle in the recent past, they even have a PDF about prepping.

                http://www.ldsemergencyresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/LDS_Preparedness_Manual_Complete.pdf

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    trying to explain how the infected survive this long is stupid, it doesn't make sense, its just a zombie game and need to ignore it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      at least its not "magic" or "radiation (magic)". rage virus is the only other good scenario but they dont account for starvation

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes this filmed made me prepare for an imminent apocalypse as I realized millions of people would praise the most schlocky crap FOTM as revolutionary showing our collective iq dropped

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stock up on the experimental gene transfection technology patented December 19th 2019th and developed in Red China, friendo.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You should have been around for Y2K now that was a preper gay holiday season.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Somehow large militias of hundreds of people have access to enough fuel and energy to run a stadium and multiple bases with a fleet of vehicles
    >Somehow people are still producing ammo and keeping cars running nearly 30 years into the apocalypse
    >Somehow the gasoline hasnt expired
    >Infected aren't affected by weather, temperature, or starvation
    >Large amount of trannies and homosexuals among the main cast

    Yeah all these things kill my suspension of disbelief. Ellie being a lesbian is realistic because she has massive abandonment issues and probably is afraid of being raped on a deep level so she does her best to make herself sexually unavailable to men (this does not mean she's actually a real lesbian it's just a weird coping mechanism many women do).

    Idk, the WLF is sort of interesting because they seem like they are the last semi industrial people left in the us and they probably got wiped out by the Luddite cult which is new society that has adapted to the zombies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      amount of trannies and homosexuals among the main cast

      i actually didnt even know lev was supposed to be a troony in the game. when i first ran into them i thought it was a girl who shaved her head, and then the sister kept referring to lev as her brother

      i got all confused lmao. i had no idea until i read about it later

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      get a load of this incel thinking he knows about people's sexuality

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Yes goy your true sexuality is to cut your genitals off and pretend you're the opposite gender!! Yes your true sexuality is to rub your veganas together and pretend you are having sex!!

        Cope, sodomy and troonism are fake and unnatural.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          have sex

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I've had too much sex with women like Ellie. that's why I'm a rabid chud

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's not going to be a fricking zombie apocalypse it's going to be a Spanish flu kind of virus.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >me prepare for apocalyps
    >but me post on PrepHole until the clickers rip me out of chair

    Based moron.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Worlds far too big. It would take nuclear war for a fast apocalypse. Ukraine is small potatoes right now. Once Americans get drafted then you'll know we're close. For now its he long slow decline. Caught on to this trend with covid.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you're right, Ukraine is going to be a pushover given how rubbish Russia is at fighting.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    During the apocalypse i will only rape and keep raping

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I will kill you with your pants down

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I legitimately do not understand the appeal of a TV show version of a movie game. The game is going to be about as long, more interactive and fun, has far better aesthetics (for the original TLOU release at least), and has the best possible version of every character.

    People literally pay for a totally inferior copy. it's not even like most remakes that have some gameplay improvements or better graphics, no they are just getting a worse version of a existing thing. Literal consumer bug lifestyle

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the aesthetics of part 2 are actually much better than the first game, the forest sections were incredibly realistic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I mean art style not how pretty the environments are and I'm comparing TLOU remastered with it's Part 1 remake. I think part 2 looks mostly fine but I think it could've used more color and creative environments like the leaning sky scrapper from 1.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    She's a limited actress. Her range runs from annoying to precocious, which is not nearly enough to capture the sympathy of the audience and carry a series
    Beyond that, her physical ugliness is not only superficial. There's a bitterness behind those black, disgenic eyes that good people instinctively mistrust and avoid.
    The culture will celebrate her, of course, as it celebrates all that is ugly, unnatural and resentful toward traditional standards of beauty and artistry

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