This is your Boomer Fudd RSO at your local range, say something nice

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You've lost a little weight. Last Time I was here you were 400lbs, you don't look an ounce over 395lbs.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You and me, fellas.
      We're having a jerkoff session today.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Looking good OP!

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    99% of the time they're good for a joke and an unbelievable hunting story. I'm of a mindset PrepHole has been run off because they fired half their mag into the ceiling and needs to make shit up.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've never actually so much as shared a word with an RSO before. They see me doing my thing and leave me be, and I've never had to ask them for anything myself. Hopefully I can keep this going.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They're mostly just old dudes looking for company because they can't stand being in the house, can be rather annoying but that's hard to discern until you talk to them and boy that can be an event. I ran into one old crusty fuck who was in gun company gear head to toe but he said he wears that to stop people from talking to him. Ended up talking about gunsmithing with him over coffee at the range.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          then you touched tips right?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >They're mostly just old dudes looking for company because they can't stand being in the house,
          Boo fucking hoo for them. They can wipe their tears with their social(ist) security check.
          I'd feel much different if it was a greatest or silent gen guy, but boomers can get fucked.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            SS is a fine concept fuck off moron. Blame the politicians for opening it up to retards who's only skill is having a wet hole.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              >socialism is good
              Stopped there.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Quite literally the only Ponzi scheme that works and was designed to stop your retarded grandparents from begging for dog food on the street corner. Think No Child Left Behind so hospitals aren't as full as prisons.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >But really, socialism good
                I got it the first time, m80.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My local indoor range doesn't have RSOs. They don't even care if you rapid fire as long as your shots are on target, which is pretty strange for these parts. Most ranges of shot time rules

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What is the appropriate amount to tip the RSO?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      2-4" if you don't talk, however much you've got if he's nice.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to tip range officers?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah
        tip him with the tip of your dick.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Give him 45ACP for his Kimber 1911.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I could use a set of tactical 5 Hour Energy holsters

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We are going to talk revolvers. I’m going to listen to all his stories about shooting the Bianchi Cup every year and we will be friends. We will share a smirk after he kicks you out for NDing your Glock into the ceiling again.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The boomer in my gold forsaken Bay Area city struggle to keep the ranges open. Politicians are always trying to shut them down and only one indoor range exists in a city with over 1 million. Thankfully there is beautiful BLM land within an hours drive.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what part of the body is this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The Gunt clearly.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This???

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          is that a man or a woman? whats up with the voice

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fupa.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Panniculus

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Big Boomer Cock

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the chungus

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Diabeetus.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the 'knot'

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's wearing his pants at the waist line, which would be the naval. It's the correct way to wear pants and he cared enough about his appearance to actually tuck in his shirt and not be ashamed of the appearance of it. Seems like a good dude. Personally I'm more about them suspenders. You can adjust them manually a lot easier than a belt but I also like to stick with something light weight with an elastic band when I do. Kinda like pajamas sort of quality, even if you get those steel grippy things it just doesn't work well on cotton jeans or otherwise cotton products. You really have to double up on suspenders and a belt and at that point you might as well have a belt you wear as a belt and not a thing that holds up your pants. I know it sounds dumb but if you're pants are shitty quality and you know your suspender isn't going to work you're going to spend a lot of time re-adjusting your pants with your belt on it. I like to wear both if I got a gun on my belt, then you don't have to use the belt loops and constantly re-adjust it.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        do fatfags really?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Boogie2988 said his doctor called it a meat apron.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Paunchificus maximus

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He probably has a ton of good load data and may even let you borrow some dies if you befriend him.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’d shoot the shit with that old man. He probably knows more than 99% of PrepHole despite any fuddlore he might pop off.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is that one of those Aristocrat sight ribs? I've always wanted to try one of those.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cool

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this is the look of a man who eats grits for breakfast every day before sending strange incoherent facebook messages to their children.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There was a pretty good boomer thread on PrepHole a couple days ago

    [...]

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      pretty good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That thread is pure gold. I miss this kind of OC.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I live in a van down by the river

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He'd probably be an OK guy to have a beer with after, unlike 99.9% of the socially inept spergs on PrepHole.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My first experience with an RSO was him insisting that to shoot a target 50ft away I had to set the sights on my Mosin to 5. Even as a teenager I knew that was wrong and that setting was for 500, ended up giving up and firing a few rounds at that setting until another RSO came up and managed to talk some sense into him.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still in disbelief that I was supposed to tip range officers all these years and I never knew. You mean I have to pay for membership fees, pay markup on guns I buy in the store AND they get to keep my brass, and I still have to pay their employees for them?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >supposed to tip range officers
      What?
      I've been to many indoor ranges and never heard this.
      Also, no fucking way I'd tip a RO.
      At best they are endured.
      At worst they make the range unusable.
      > some have "go away" heat with me, brother.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Jesus Jerry, is that a sack of potatoes in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I consistently outboomer the boomers. I'm the millennial with a brown Bess at the range.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you for for removing jaquellius and his 7.5 AR from the facility

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a man who knows his donuts.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have never met a good RSO, every single one has been a complete hardass that refuses to allow anything even slightly outside of what they personally consider correct
    >go to indoor range near me
    >already not a fan of it, RSOs there are all 60 years/250lbs minimum
    >still, no choice because my usual range banned me over a ND (not my fault)
    >pay the range fee, set up on lane
    >decide to start off with some AR practice
    >doing a simple fire from cover drill
    >not even two cycles in when RSO runs over
    >starts loudly bitching about how you're only allowed to fire from a standing position
    >yeah, because in a real life situation I'm totally going to be standing straight up in the middle of an aisle
    >whatever, move on to simulated rifle jam to sidearm draw drill
    >literally don't even have time to finish one before RSO Tubbs comes waddling over
    >this time he's complaining that all guns need to be pointed downrange
    >trying to explain to him that the whole point of a rifle sling is being able to drop your rifle when it jams to draw your sidearm
    >he refusing to hear anything I say
    >this close to walking out but stay because I don't want to have wasted 20 bucks
    >since apparently I can't do anything approaching an actual drill, just decide to practice rapid fire sidearm accuracy
    >first mag almost entirely hits the target, last couple went a little, tiny, itty-bitty high
    >RSO comes out again with manager and yells at me to leave
    And that's how I learned to literally never go to any range ran by fudds

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nogunz here, I’ve been to an indoor range and shot from a standing position and the range guy was friendly and helped me out. Are you allowed to do stuff like fire while crouching and simulate a rifle jam? Or am I just responding to a copy pasta

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like the biggest fag. Now tell us the ND story or ge’out.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      an ND is always your fault.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like the biggest fag. Now tell us the ND story or ge’out.

        Friend was shooting my gun, stopped and took the mag out but didn't clear the chamber. Handed to me and I saw the hammer was still back. Dropped the hammer and it went off. 100% his fault, you never hand someone a loaded gun like that.

        I've had an RSO just sit and fuck around on her phone while I was the only one shooting in an indoor range. I even did a magdump and she didn't even bat an eye at me. It sounds to me like you're a known problem child who tries to push the indoor range rules as much as possible for your gay "drills" to make the RSOs uncomfortable with your presence. Also how the fuck is an ND not your fault?

        >I once met a cool RSO therefore you're a child
        Yeah okay

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >100% his fault, you never hand someone a loaded gun like that.

          100% YOUR fault. You always check the chamber of a gun handed to you even if you JUST watched the guy handing it to you check it. You put an unloaded gun down and leave the room and come back and pick it up YOU CHECK THE CHAMBER.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine applying that logic to anything else.
            >ride with buddy to gas station
            >he goes inside to buy beer
            >while he's inside, cut the brake lines
            >we crash
            Haha dude 100% your fault the owners manual says to do a thorough inspection of your car before driving it

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The opportunity cost of checking a gun anytime it enters your hand is very low. The cost of fucking up with it can be very high. You do you though.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >get handed gun
          >see hammer is back
          >pull trigger
          What a dumbass

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >takes less than a second to check the chamber.
          >super easy to drop a hammer with even the weakest finger strength
          >still somehow fucks up.
          Just point your finger and yell “bang” anon you clearly shouldn’t be trusted with a firearm.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          100% your fault dude. You always check the chamber, everytime, no matter what.

          It takes a split second to do the whole check and ease springs. Literally no excuse to not do that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've had an RSO just sit and fuck around on her phone while I was the only one shooting in an indoor range. I even did a magdump and she didn't even bat an eye at me. It sounds to me like you're a known problem child who tries to push the indoor range rules as much as possible for your gay "drills" to make the RSOs uncomfortable with your presence. Also how the fuck is an ND not your fault?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone taking the bait

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >still, no choice because my usual range banned me over a ND (not my fault)
      >ND (not my fault)
      >(not my fault)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've never visited any indoor range that allowed this type of shit. In fact, most indoor ranges require some type of demonstration of proficiency to draw from a holster... And I fucking get it. I've seen some top tier bullshit at the range where the RSO doesn't even have to yell at them because I already did. Don't be a fucking gay.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >belt over the gunt
    Why to lardoids do this?
    Why not just eat less and do some light cardio?

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the USS Liberty
    Also Reagan sucked

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have to deal with ROs because I don't shoot with randoms. Any one of those 40IQ retards could make a "mistake" and put a speer gold dot through my leg and that's a risk I'm not willing to take.
    If that guy can't be trusted to keep his fucking gut in check, you think he can be trusted with a firearm? No fucking way.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    PHIL.. LOOKING GOOD TODAY. HOWS THE DIALYSIS TREATMENT GOING? HAHA ! YEA I BET THE WIFE HATES SEEING THOSE BUDWIESERS IN THE FRIDGE. ANYWAY YOU GOT ANY MORE OF THOSE 357 MAG RELOADS OF YOURS? ? .. COOL ! GONNA TRY THEM OUT ON MY ORIGNAL COLT PYTHON. YEA THEY SURE DONT MAKE THEM LIKE THEY USED TOO !

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Meemaw at the end got a donk on her

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t want to say anything, but she totally does.

      I bet after she’s finished sucking you dry, she makes a mean peach cobbler

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Hngggggh
        I want it.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well he looks a bit more professional to call a sir than a bro, what's the skinny on purple shirt there? She got a boyfriend? I still got a few drinks to get my beer goggles on yet.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    One time a fat old boomer wanted to show me and my buddy his ccw so he took out a gaudy, multi colored Taurus subcompact from his waste and then immediately flagged us and dropped it. Kinda a power move I have to admit

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Not so fast, doesn’t carry with one in the pipe.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    45 acp.

  32. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    That's the kind of fucker that would shoot you if the lights suddenly went out.

  33. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I got a job at a gunstore/range and have to be an RSO almost every day. What should I do to avoid triggering you guys if I encounter you?

    I have no funny stories to tell yet, but I am developing a further hatred of non-whites because they're the only ones that bring loud as fuck SBRs to the indoor range.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The rso at my range sweeps up brass and offers it back to the shooters. I thought that was a very nice thing to do

  34. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I hate fudd RSOs, had one that would tax stamp check people unironically, just started using private ranges for mag dumping my transferable.

  35. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    RSOs at my range can be hit and miss
    >Got told to carry my slung rifle barrel down, walked 30 paces, next RSO told me to carry it barrel up.
    >Old boomer wanted me to single load my nugget. Literally asked me not to use the internal magazine "because it's not needed for target practice". I did not comply.
    >got told to 'stop handling firearms during a ceasfire' when I stapled a target to a board.

    Plenty of good experiences with cool old dudes who would have gone to the range with Jesus.
    >bought new 20in scattergat to the range to see how it patterns with #4 shot
    >RSO sees me and asks me not to shoot because the range is busy, unless I'm shooting slugs
    >ok fair enough, good chance I'll spray other people targets
    >propose to make cut-shells
    >"What in the world is a cut-shell"
    >explain the concept of cutting around the hull so it seperates rather than the crimp opening
    >RSO smiles and says "Well I can't let you shoot modified ammunition at this range, but if you happen to have slugs in your car, thats fine" and gives me a wink
    >Go make some cut-shells and have a coffe
    >proceed to throw the poor mans slugs through paper and ending up with more keyholes than the locksmiths wholesale warehouse.
    >RSO says in his 40 years of shooting he's never seen slugs that bad *wink wink*

  36. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    *pokes his belly to hear the cursing*

  37. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm keepin my brass

  38. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    of course, you can have any brass that comes out of it

  39. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Howdy ol' fella, mind you if I try this 3d printed 11.5 inch FRT ar 15 with my brand new quad stack 50 round magazines?

  40. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The guy unironically looked like this the first time I went shooting at an indoor range. Real nice old guy, let me try his 357mag colt python.

  41. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    "it looks like your belly button is getting closer and closer to your belt line every time I see you"

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