This is the Keyhole-11 satellite used by the CIA to spy on north korea and iran its basically the hubble telescope heavily modified to be a spy satell...

This is the Keyhole-11 satellite used by the CIA to spy on north korea and iran its basically the hubble telescope heavily modified to be a spy satellite. All of this is heavily vclassified

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a telescope sat is a telescope sat
    The magic is in the sensor and the software, anyways.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is oooold news to anyone who's been paying attention
    when did Trump tweet that NRO imagine of the Iranian launch pad? 7 years ago?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CIA has very advanced spy sattelites
    Shocking news

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for some people it is same for them thinking there are no nato troops in ukraine right now

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Theres been NATO troops in Kiev for a while due to Patriot systems.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but some people say this is not true

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its because of technicalities. Yes theres NATO troops involved but its a handful of pogs making sure the missiles arrived in one piece because the US is anal about them.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All of this is heavily vclassified
    you haven't said anything classified.
    the 2.4 meter mirror was also used for a missile tracking mount at White sands, and eventually was transferred to the Magdalena Ridge observatory. there was a third mirror, which was also used at an observatory, both of the ground-used mirrors were flawless and the fricked up one went to space, which is funny. And a bunch more 2.4m mirrors were made, wonder where they went.
    hmmmmmmmmmmmm

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Other way around numbnuts

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, technically Hubble isn’t a modified Keyhole. Hubble was designed from the outset to be an astronomical telescope. But when it came time to manufacture the mirror, the company they used went “Psst. The mirror size you want is a weird size and would be hard to make. But we just so happen to have the equipment on hand to make 2.4 meter mirrors, you should use those”

      As opposed to the Nancy Grace Roman telescope which is straight up a spy satellite that the NRO
      found in a warehouse and donated to NASA

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nancy Grace telescope

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you now remember all of the times in your life where this jackass was on the TV shrieking about some new whatever
          I will crack a cold one and drink to humanity the day she shuffles off this mortal coil

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All of this is heavily vclassified
    So heavily classified that it has its own Wikipedia page, including rough orbital data from the first launches in 1976 gathered by amateur astronomers.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >its basically the hubble telescope heavily modified to be a spy satellite.
    isn't it the other way around?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and no, Hubble was glowie assisted for obvious reasons just like how our moon missions were also about making sure our multi stage rockets worked.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the hubble telescope heavily modified to be a spy satellite
    other way around

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >basically the hubble telescope heavily modified to be a spy satellite
    other way around, Hubble is literally a spare Keyhole they modified to point away from earth. NASA didn't build it, it was donated to them

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't scientists use James Webb to detect OPs tiny wiener that doesn't appear in visible light spectrum?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it cant focus on things that close.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there unironically anything the CIA can't do?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      successfully invade the Bay of Pigs?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They cannot see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anything productive or with long term beneficial consequences.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Read up on cold war history. The CIA and US intelligence in general had since majority incompetent moments. Stuff that boggles the mind you the point where I have to assume drugs and extra chromosomes were involved.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that long-term human space habitation is impossible and Earth is the ONLY world humans will ever live on. Radiation, microgravity make fetal development laughably impossible and astronauts literally go blind if not rotated from ISS within a few years before their eyes deform from micrograv. The 'mars colony' meme is just a trick to funnel money into bigger rockets and airtight nuclear survival bunkers. As well as surveillance satellites of course. Those rovers are probably for testing drone control with limited command bandwidth too...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Space habitation will be mostly colony ships.
      Just stack fertilized eggs in stasis along with artificual wombs. All the grunt work and education can be handled by robots as humans are just born on the planets and grow up as robots build up structures for them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean if we’re building colonies gundam style then we can make them thick enough to block most of the radiation + spin fast enough to simulate gravity

        But I’m not sure why it would ever be economical to do that instead of just improving the Earth

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When the Hive city living gets too stuffy people will probably just turn the moon into a giant city too.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was more economical to focus on improving England or France over throwing money away on colonial projects in the New World or Africa.
          But it didn't stop people from doing so.
          I think its a natural desire.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That’s different because it’s a lot easier to send boatloads of troops to conquer a place that already exists. It’s a totally different task to launch a giant engineering project to build something in a place with no resources and literally zero infrastructure.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If we don't build space colonies, who would we have space civil wars with?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If anything, colonies might grow out of military satellite bases as space warfare (still with the goal of controlling Earth) becomes a thing. But that’s only if it’s too hard to run the bases remotely

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Colony ships will be huge projects and major targets for everyone left behind on Earth. You're living in a fantasy world if you think humans have the capacity for that kind of project without sabotaging it or blowing it up or fricking it over completely with political interference. Believing in fairies is more realistic than that nonsense.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CIA this CIA that
    >NRO:

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The CIA is mostly just a faceless umbrella term in conversations like that.
      There are like 20 different intelligence services that all basically do slightly different jobs under different agencies.
      Distinguishing between them all is basically impossible most of the time.

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