they're seriously using the plot of a James Bond movie to push WWIII and nobody has mentioned it
they're seriously using the plot of a james bond movie to push WWIII and nobody has mentioned it
they're seriously using the plot of a James Bond movie to push WWIII and nobody has mentioned it
This was the best bond film. Yeah, I said it.
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Goldfinger was the best my young fren
kek. you can't be serious. It has it's moments and it has all the essential cast and producers, but it's the fourth best out of the early era.
1) Russia with love
2) You only live Twice
3) Dr. No
4) Goldfinger
OHMSS is next, but outside the original series of course, then Moonraker. Then Loicense to Kill. Then Casino Royal. After that its a wash.
what about A View To A Kill?
yeah that's a good one, put it after Moonraker.
Roger Moore Bros unite
>her name was actually doody irl
What do you like about Moonraker?
It was expansive in terms of set locations. It was long as frick, but that is true with all bond films, so I live with it.
It had biological weapons, space colonies, fight scene on a cable car above Rio. It was great, and revitalization of the series.
kinda corny, imo. but that was the 80s for you. they should remake it as Nightfire. Nearly Civilized is a banger and better than the last 10 or so official bond theme songs.
Moonraker the book was good but it was way too dated to make it as a film. I liked the silly path they took with it.
>Moonraker the book was good but it was way too dated to make it as a film
>kinda corny, imo. but that was the 80s for you.
what are you talking about? Moonraker for the late 70s was peak technology. The villain was a technological industrialist like Musk or Gates. It was a forward thinking film in terms of technology.
the book had a much better plot and much better storybeats with bond almost getting fricking roasted alive under a rocket launch, shit would have been kino as frick if they stuck with the source material
Goldeneye should be in that outside list.
moonraker is so fricking moronic, it's probably the most divergent from the book out of any of the films and thats INCLUDING the orson welles/woody allen 1960s casino royale
After watching from Russia with Love, then You Only Live twice back to back and then Moonraker, Moonraker is not that good.
Moonraker is shit poop crap doodoo turds. YOLT is corny, but kino. Thunderball and goldfinger toe the line between classic and campy. Diamonds are forever is kinda moronic, but plenty o'toole had CAKES. Most of Moore's films were garbage except for view to a kill (except for the bond girl), for your eyes only, and the spy who loved me (except for the bond girl). Dalton was fantastic, lazenby was AIDS, the architect has 2 good bond films + Remington steele, Craig is a homosexual. Also watch The Saint (series) with Roger Moore, very kino.
Live and Let Die is good, and had one of the hottest Bond Girls. Top 3. Other two would be that chick in For Your Eyes Only and Denise Richards
The Greek chick in FYEO is easily top 3 bond girls. And she could act. A lot of the bond girls (Moore and Brosnan era specifically) were hot as hell but terrible at acting. The Greek chick was sexy, could act, AND probably had a nice bush.
License to kill is garbage. I remembered it being good, watched it and it was just bad.
YOU'RE garbage
It tries to be a serious action movie but ends up being campy with none of the Roger Moore charm.
I'm a 30 sumting yearold person.
Everything before goldeneye is trash. Boring. I tried to watch all the bonds and sean Connery is trash. Pierce Brosnan is best bond.
Maximum pleb.
So not a troon or a troony but one of those rare genetic outliers. Strange.
Consider suicide.
From Russia with Love was the best. Goldfinger had great music. The last one I saw was You Only Live Twice. And you know why.
From Russia with Love is my #2 so I'll accept that
>Connery in his prime
>hot bond girl that could actually act
>great plot
>great theme song
FRWL should be in everyone's top 3
I always liked that one but You Only Live Twice is also a favorite of mine. Fun fact, the guy who played Goldfinger in the movie was an actual Nazi party member at one point.
THAT'S RIGHT
RIP in piss
kysys yourself
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kiss yourself
If it's a Bond film and doesn't have Sean Connery in it then it's gay
Lazenby and Dalton are both better than Connery homosexual.
The torture scene irked me a little, he's a turn away from getting his neck snapped and just walks away. Wouldn't there be serious damage like numbness and shit?
Prefer Goldeneye and TND,
TWINE is alright. Best nothing can touch From Russia With Love 1963. It’s the flawless spy movie; pinnacle Connery.
Based noir Bond enjoyer
>Based noir Bond enjoyer
checked, can confirm, wayne-gretzky-pilled
From Russia With Love created an entire genre of film. But the worst thing about Bond films is their length.
I'm working on a spec script of taking Felix and gving him his own franchise. 60's era Felix of course.
this. FRWL is peak bond. Second would probably be License To Kill because it did "muh gritty, dark bond" decades before craig shit up the role. Best bond is a tie between Connery and Dalton. Best theme goes to either The Spy Who Loved Me or A View To A Kill
>Best theme goes to either
nah Russia had the best theme. You Only Live Twice second. OHMSS was fricking brilliant. But why argue, John Barry was the ultimate film composer.
I love You Only Live Twice. It’s like FRWL with a 60s sci-fi twist. Plus Donald Pleasance nailed Blofeld
Dalton’s Bond ranks right behind Connery. His 2 films were excellent; perfect timing real life politically too. Daylights is #2 IMO. License is a great revenge movie.
The Spy Who Loved Me was Roger Mire’s best and OHMSS is severely underrated.
>The Spy Who Loved Me was Roger Mire’s best
hard disagree. that'd go to For Your Eyes Only. great theme, great bond girl, great plot
The ski sequence is epic
Roger Moore didn't do OHMSS
I watched Licence to Kill for the first time recently and I really enjoyed it. It's much better than all the "it's a Miami Vice episode" BS I read on the internet for years. And Carey Lowell might be my favorite Bond girl.
Best from Brosnan era for sure. Golden Eye is too formulaic and overrated. TND is full of action, so it is still better than Golden Eye.
Goldfinger is trash, though it was the first formulaic Bond movie. Thunderball was much better, though.
YOLT is trash. Moonraker is a recycled TSWLM but in space. Very rushed, lazy movie.
TMWTGG is one of the worst Bond films, for sure.
>the worst Bond films, for sure.
Live and Let Die is the worst Bond Film.
Even LALD, while being overly overfocused on black magic and blaxploitation, is still a more enjoyable film than Spectre or NTTD.
One b***h kills her father, who owns a pipeline sides with some creep who cannot feel pain to serve as her henchman to blow up a Russian pipeline via nuclear submarine "accident." so her pipeline would be the sole one in the region.
you couldn't be more moronic if you tried
No Live and Let Die was good,
>Funhouse chase scene, one of the most tense confrontations between Bond and a Bond Villain
>Christopher Fricking Lee
actually what are you smoking, Goodnight was just about the worst Bond Girl ever but that's like the only serious criticism you can levy against it
I agree Goldfinger is a bit overrated, it's not bad by any means though. But yeah Thunderball was amazing and I actually think it was Conneries best.
But how the hell can you dislike Man with the Golden Gun. One of the most fun Bond films for sure, and way better than moron tier trash like Moonraker.
The man with the golden gun is top 5 and anyone who says otherwise is a homosexual
>This was the best bond film.
*best bond game
>what is James bond agent under fire or goldeneye
Shiggy diggy
Everything or Nothing is best Bond game
Have you played it recently. Everything or Nothing has aged like garbage. I liked it when it was new as well, loved the coop and the gadgets. But it was one of the first cover based shooters ever made and it's just fricking unplayable now considering how far the genre has gone. It's legit a bad game. Having a cover shooter, with lock on auto aim just feels so fricking shit to play.
That said, Goldeneye on N64 is also unplayable garbage now because of it's shitty control scheme. The best Bond game that I've played was Nightfire.
goldeneye has like 8 fricking different control schemes you moron
just use the one that uses the stick to look and c buttons to move like wasd, it's 1.2 named "honey" iirc
if you use any other control scheme, especially the default 1.1, then you're moronic and it's not the game's fault
Do any of them stop the reticule from reverting back to the center of the screen?
no, but the reticle is only when you press the aim button which was the equivalent of aim down the sights for the era, you can play entirely without ever using the aim reticle activation and all good players and speedrunners do precisely that
the aim reticle is just for quick minute onnscreen aiming anyway, its not something you're supposed to rely on primarily
Oh I may have done that. I do remember fiddling with the controls because I hated them so much.
The problem was, If I look up, and start walking forwards, the game will suddenly change the direction I am looking and centre the camera forwards again. This was my problem. It doesn't necessarily have to be aiming. But it always sort of "stickied" the camera to be centered and pointing forwards.
>If I look up, and start walking forwards, the game will suddenly change the direction I am looking and centre the camera forwards again
hmm, i don't remember this being how it was, i'll have to download it again and replay it again to test it, but i was playing it on my phone through retroarch and a gamepad inbetween fares as a taxi driver in 2015 so i would think i'd remember that
i probably never actually moved while looking off center without also putting input into the stick to look because i'd be constantly moving and shooting
Maybe the phone emulator fixed it. But when I tried to emulate it a few years ago I found the control scheme frustrating. Not just the button layout, but just how the game felt.
Agent Under Fire was better, if a simple and unremarkable game. Then Nightfire was actually good. The second half of Nightfire is shit though on consoles. I also played the PC version of Nightfire because it's actually a completely different game. PC version is so fricking strange, but I actually enjoyed it more.
N64 having 1 analog stick basically fricked every games control scheme over. Even emulating it's a fricking pain trying to get shit to work well.
Best way to play Goldeneye 64 is a pc emulator with the mouse and keyboard mod
Haven't played it recently but unfortunately most games age badly. It was a phenomenal game at the time though and didn't get the credit it deserved.
>but unfortunately most games age badly
No again that's wrong. Most games don't age badly. The Bond games are sadly some of the few that did.
I think what ages games the most are control schemes which are unchangeable, and being the first game to do a huge new thing, that suddenly everyone else copies and improves upon massively. Ocarina of Time is a victim of the second one. Such a shit game to play today. Most games from the 90's if you play them today are just as good or even better than you remember them though.
agreed, ocarina is such shit with its fixed third person camera bullshit, but i didn't like it when it came out either
Why would a control scheme age a game? Especially if you're using the controller you are used to. Surely what ages a game most are graphics and frame rate. Have you ever went back and tried to play PS1 games lol?
Yes I have. If you emulate them the graphics and frame rate aren't an issue most of the time. Sometimes PS1 games can actually look really pretty when emulated in high res. I stopped playing modern games in 2012 when the industry got too cancerous for me to bear. So I've been spending most of the last decade playing games from the 90's and 00's when I have spare time to game. Non rebindable controls in old games is one thing I find really contributes to the feel of a game being aged.
OId graphics, such as low poly or non high res textures don't matter at all. It's just an artstyle and I unironically like games with older graphics anyways. New games have all this uncanney valley shit with realistic player models that then have weird animation glitches or transitions that just look off. With old games that doesn't matter.
What emulator do you use? I recently bought something called the super console x from China. It apparently has almost every game up to the PS1 era.
nightfire is the oatricians choice
Should have been a movie. Extremely memorable game. Almost as memorable as Goldeneye
Goldeneye is fine, you're just shit. The remaster is coming out soon with standard controller scheme anyway.
For me, it's Elliott Carver
live and let die is, you dumb Black person
it's also the best bond book, so go frick yourself
Live and let die? are you out of your fricking mind anon? I refuse to believe this isn't an obvious shitpost
it's called having taste
The speed boat chase
The alligator scene
Great stuff
plus he kills Black folk
shame the movie couldn't include all the utterances of Black person thats in the book though
but the biggest downside to the movie is you dont get to have the exposition bond has in the airplane about if it broke apart and crashed from the turbulence it was experiencing, such a kino snippet of literature
>live and let die
this was Moore's first James Bond
they jumped in on the Blaxploitation craze
my favorite line in all james bond is
>Names are for tombstones
when Bond tries to do his signature
>My name is Bond
but the best part about this movie is the behind the scenes book Roger Moore wrote during the time
it's been released with a couple different titles, depending on UK or US
but the funnies tpart is all the stores of how racist the production crew was toward the Harlem Black folk in new york
lol
To be honest Live and Let Die was probably one of my least favorites. It felt like a "Fish out of Water" Bond movie and Moore felt so off.
Frick it, gonna find my Bond folder and get my rankings. I did a huge marathon a few years back and watched them all in release order.
I did emulate it, but with a controller. Didn't know there was a mouse and keyboard mod.
Right here's my list. No Time to Die wasn't out yet when I did my marathon. Still haven't seen it.
I started with Dr No and went through them all in release order. My take away was that Connery, Lazenby, Moore and Dalton were all the same character. They were real James Bond and were based. Brosnan, while having interesting films, was a different character. Barbra Broccoli was a dumb b***h who fricked up her fathers legacy and introduced early feminism into the series when her father Albert died after Dalton's 2nd film. Craig is basically fricking garbage and woke shit aside from Skyfall. Craig is yet again a different Bond than Brosnan's and the classic Bond.
Here is the list.
God Tier
Thunderball
On Her Majesties Secret Service
The Spy Who Loved Me
The Living Daylights
Skyfall
Good Tier
You Only Live Twice
The Man With the Golden Gun
For Your Eyes Only
Octopussy
Never Say Never Again
A View to a Kill
License to Kill
Tomorrow Never Dies
The World is Not Enough
Die Another Day
Aged But Still Good Tier
Dr.No
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
Not True Bond But Still Good Tier
Goldeneye
Casino Royale
Okay Tier
Diamonds Are Forever
Live And Let Die
Moonraker
Garbage Tier
Quantum of Solace
Spectre
I'd put goldeneye higher, but I think that's just because I was young and impressionable when I saw it thus in my brain its the ultimate Bond.
Goldeneye was also my first Bond as a kid. I grew up liking it. But if you watch them all chronologically, it's like a brick to the face in how woke it is in comparison. Brosnan's Bond feels totally neutered, he's upstaged by every woman. His new boss is a woman, he's introduced by having some women (IIRC, Moneypenny?) giving him sensitivity training. Female M calls him a sexist. All the women characters are more interesting than him.
Goldeneye was just early 90's woke. It was so politically correct. Going from classic Bond to Brosnan was like culture shock. Goldeneye isn't a bad movie. It has great action sequences, and the girls are hot as frick, and the female characters are also well written and interesting, and so was Sean Bean. But the problem is Bond himself is shit in that movie. Bond sucks in Goldeneye. I'd say Goldeneye was like a way more subtle The Last Jedi where Bond was humiliated and made fun off. It was just a really competent and subtle Last Jedi type of deal.
True dat
and skyfall was shit tbh, belongs in garbage tier, okay at best.
Moon raker should be much higher, as should everything in your Okay tier.
I liked the villain in Skyfall, and how Bond and M have lots of screentime together. I also liked that the villain was specifically after M. It broke the mold. I hate Craig but the movie surprised me.
And Moonraker was a joke film. I could not take it seriously. It was clear they wanted to cash in on the popularity of Star Wars. Moonraker is just a movie of set pieces with an almost non existence plot.
>And Moonraker was a joke film. I could not take it seriously. It was clear they wanted to cash in on the popularity of Star Wars. Moonraker is just a movie of set pieces with an almost non existence plot.
so much this, it was a missed opportunity done to try and cash in on the trend at the time
>dude I purposefully got captured as a part of my master plan
Yeah nah Skyfall was dog feces
I had very low expectations for all of Craigs movies, even more so after the literal turd that was QoS. So maybe that's why I found Skyfall surprisingly good.
Split screen was very fun. The SP mode starts out awesome. But there are too many meme vehicle sections and it falls apart in the second half, which is a shame. Austrian Alps and Japanese Gardens levels were kino though. The PC version never reaches the highs of those two levels on the console, but it removes the meme vehicle levels and overall is more consistent as there isn't a massive quality drop in the second half.
Also the level set in the skyscraper on the PC version. Fricking lol. Console version is tiny, has 3 levels of the skyscraper you can explore and can be finished in 15 mins. The PC version is a fricking monster level, absolutely labyrinthine and has like 50 explorable levels of the building. Took more almost 2 hours to finish it.
OHMSS has one of the best James Bond stories, but they did a horrible job of replacing Sean Connery
why on earth would you break the 4th wall and refer to Connery as
>the other guy
I didn't like Lazenby's screen presence plus he came off as arrogant.
Live and Let Die did a much better job of replacing Sean Connery, but first of all not even mentioning him
but they also "dressed down" Moore with lines like the one I referred to here
They can't have Moore simply introduce himself as James Bond, they had the bad guy talk him down then immediately send him to the back to be executed
also shout out to Yaphet Kotto
if you've never seen Midnight Run, see it right now
I agree but it's one tiny scene you can ignore. I don't think replacing actors or having a long running franchise was normal back in the 60's so there were misteps in the transition. But regardless, the rest of OHMSS is fricking brilliant. And yes, Lazenby himself seemed a bit arrogant IRL but I won't hold it against the film.
>midnight run
Haven't seen it. What's it about?
>midnight run
it's like a buddy-movie with De Niro and Charles Grodin
it's played seriously, but it's really funny
it has this gritty late 80s vibe where the world was a much different place
amazing music
and the FBI is constantly humiliated in the movie
I'll chuck it on the backlog then mate.
>and the FBI is constantly humiliated in the movie
Sounds based. Frick glownigs.
I'd watch "007-Diarrhea Another Day: Homeless 007 takes a dump in a run down Detroit crack den" is she was in it... Even in the background as Jimmy B pinches a not entirely solid loaf...
Yeah she was one of the hottest Bond girls for sure.
If not is...
What I get for fricking phone posting...
best part is how she had her powers because she was a virgin
until....
>bond destroys clairvoyant's power just so he can get some pussy
One of the scummiest, and based moments in the 007 canon
doesn't he just trick her into giving up her virginity too
Lol yeah. Uses a stacked deck of tarot cards. Where he got them is a mystery, but the plot had to move forward and his dick had to get wet
Yup
>My take away was that Connery, Lazenby, Moore and Dalton were all the same character. They were real James Bond and were based. Brosnan, while having interesting films, was a different character. Barbra Broccoli was a dumb b***h who fricked up her fathers legacy and introduced early feminism into the series when her father Albert died after Dalton's 2nd film. Craig is basically fricking garbage and woke shit aside from Skyfall. Craig is yet again a different Bond than Brosnan's and the classic Bond.
Pretty much agree with this. My favourites not in any order
For Your Eyes Only
The Living Daylights
From Russia with Love
A View to a Kill
Tomorrow never Dies
I like them all right up until the second half of Brosnan's era
>The Living Daylights
Maryam Dabo in Living Daylights was best Bond girl IMO. Her and Dalton's Bond really worked well together.
And A View to a Kill is underrated and unfairly hated on.
No TIme was to Die was so shit I saw less than 10 mins of it. seeing 007 get talked down by some black chick and that white chick was fked. I can ignore that Dench was also some leading character because it wasnt forced on the viewer, it was a suspension from reality moment whenever Judi Dench was on screen.
I always hated female M. I'm glad she got fricked and died by the villain in Skyfall.
I've had enough of Craig and woke shit though. I will probably never see No time to Die. Spectre was bad enough as was QoS.
I fricking love that huge underwater battle sequence in Thunderball. How they filmed something like that in the 60's I dunno, but it impressed me. Perfect mix of fun camp while still being a good movie. Also the remake Never Say Never Again is fun. Also I like how in NSNA Connery just says frick it to his British Accent and goes full Scotsman.
i liked that javier bordem was the villain in skyfall especially with his goofy bleached hair and him disguised as a uk cop and shooting up westminster abbey
Yeah I think Javier Bardem really did a great job, he propelled the movie to be better than it might have otherwise been.
>Zorin
Yeah he was a fantastic villain too. I always remember Bond Max Payning his way around a mansion with a shotgun only to realize it's firing rock salt or something halfway through and none of the people he's shot are dying. So he just has to keep wounding them. I also love the sequence where the mineshafts all blow up.
You know what else? The James Bond wokeness started very obviously with Spectre. That Leo Seydoux chick's character was so fricking annoying, it was obvious her role was to play a tough chick that doesnt need saving. No Time to Die didnt even start the opening sequence with James Bond! It felt like James Bond was a secondary character.
>The James Bond wokeness started very obviously with Spectre
It started with Goldeneye. Then they walked it back a little bit after that, but it was still there, subtly infecting the architects movies. Too many stronk womyn in his 4 movies. Craig's movies where full blown woke from the start. Craig's movies are mostly unwatchable trash.
I think the reason I like Skyfall is I was actually rooting for Bardem and he succeeding in killing female M.
Yes female subversion was definitely in Golden Eye with that main female antagonist. Back then, these characters were meant as over the top not to be taken seriously though. Actually yeah, in older Bond movies, majority of females get banged and then killed, and the feminists didnt liek that. Even in Craigs Casino Royale, he sleeps with that chick and she dies in a net next day. There wont be good bond movies again. Simply because Bond works alone and all characters are support. Shoving females in and forcing them to be important screwed it up. Obviously younger crowd might not notice this
The younger crowd definitely don't notice it. There are young blokes in this thread thinking Brosnan wasn't a huge step down.
Why classic Bond is so good, is that it's ALWAYS Bond doing the action and saving the day. The other characters are always support or there to be saved. Brosnan's Bond changed this and let the girls have action sequences, one up Bond, save Bond and put Bond in his place at times too. Craig made it worse.
In real Bond movies the Bond girls are not strong, they are weak and helpless and need a man to do things for them. If they are agents themselves, they are just hired to frick and gather intel and not do any fighting. Classic Bond is full of masculinity and ideas of male supremacy. Women are always second to men in a real Bond movie.
Connery was saved by the girl in Thunderball, though. And he was beaten up by two girls in Diamonds Are Forever.
Alright I concede that. There was also May Day in A View to a Kill. The point is, Bond Beat the two chicks in Diamond are Forever, and beat Mayday. He was never humiliated or shamed or made to look like a "stupid man".
The bambi/thumper fight in DAF was more of an excuse for Connery to get his head squished between two sets of creamy thighs. He easily overpowers them when he's had enough
Yeah, in an early Brosnan movie, Bond gives the secretary chick a cigar, and she says "i know just where to put this" and then shes throws its in the trash. Older people say Connery is the best. Bond definitely one upped chicks in older movies and would constantly outwit the female Russian spy in From Russia with Love, she never outwitted him. If made today, she would be one upping him every 20 mins. Brosnan had subversion already now I think about it.
Brosnan's films are objectively subverted. But if you just watch them 1 off, you probably wont notice. If you do what I did and plan a marathon, where you watch them all on release order over a few weeks, the subversion of Brosnan's films hit you like a ton of bricks. You get 16 films deep (17 if you count Never Say Never Again) into a kino celebration of masculinity, with a dominant man who controls women, and puts them in their place with slaps even, and this is all done positively and to show Bond is a true chad. Then suddenly you get to Brosnan and he's just such a weak wimp. Connery's Bond would have never put up wit the shit women gave Brosnan's Bond.
I remember Connery and Lazenby both slapping their own love interests in their movies. I can't recall of Moore or Dalton did it, but they were very forceful and controlling of their women too. Classic Bond is like a time capsule of masculinity. It's like a manual of how real men used to be. Go watch it and weep for how weak and cucked men are today.
It used to be so normal to slap a hoe and put her in her place that the HERO of the movie could do it to the GOOD GIRL LOVE INTEREST without anyone batting an eyelid.
Yeah many little things in older bond movies too, like having female servants and then shooing them out when the men need to talk.
Yes that too. It's honestly a timepeice and should be studied by later generations as a guide on how to return to a properly non israelited world.
All of Connery to Dalton's films should be showed to your teenage boy as he grows up to make sure he adopts a masculine frame of mind, with ZERO SIMPERY. The important thing was that while Bond was a lover of women, he was absolutely not a Simp at all. He had no issues killing or hurting a woman if he had too. And definitely no issues making one uncomfortable.
I remember in one of Conneries films he snuck into the bathroom of some female and watched her take a shower. And when he found out she was there, he just lit a cigar and told her to deal with it. I can't remember the context but I think she had done something to piss him off. Point was, no simpery. Women need to be shamed and put in their place.
At least Brosnan checked out Halle Barry with binoculars... lol. But yeah, men were apologetically men. In Die Another Day, that Miranda Frost character was annoying too. when Bond was fencing the bad guy, shes like "thats enough!" lol
Halle Berrie with short hair was the least attractive Bond girl ever, up until the new nigress in No time to Die.
The first half of Die Another Day was kino though. The North Korean setting, the hovercar chase. So fricking good. And I loved rogue Bond with the beard and unkepmpt look. It started out pretty serious. Then it went Moonraker tier camp in the middle in Antartica and just got more moronic as it went from there. A shame, if it had kept itself tonally consistent, either fully serious like the first half, or fully camp like the second, it would have been good.
Halle Berry was "omg first black female bond girl." At least she wasnt hideous. The new black fat chick is literal wtf. Great bond girls had that timeless female beauty look without yoga pants like the chicks of today. Probably because the past bond girls did not get portrayed as entitled. That Lea Seydoux's face is always upturned and sneering at bond in every scene
The nigress in live and let die was the first black bond girl, you doof. Pretty hot body, but chimp face and you just KNOW the pussy was stinky.
I love the scene in Live and Let Die where Bond points a gun at the black girl, and she gets upset thinking that because they had sex he wasn't gonna kill her afterwards. And he just smugly replies "Well I certainly wouldn't have killed you before making love" or something of that matter. Was so fricking cold and chadlike.
The black chick in Live and Let Die blended in then. Halle Berry had like a few films around that time too, so thats probably why they casted her.
Halle Berry was like the it in early 2000s
Halle Berry was a TERRIBLE bond girl. Even though I'd wholly bury my dick in her, she didn't have that je se ne quois that the great bond girls had
je ne se quois*
You know what I meant. I'm drunk.
See
lol maybe. I just thought it was exotic to add a Japanese chick at that time. Kinda like Bond traveling to different locations.
TWINE is underrated I agree, as is Tomorrow Never Dies. But they aren't the best.
OHMSS and The Living Daylights are the best Bonds.
Not even top ten!
Underrated Bond film. People shit on it because Moore is so old. But the villain trying to destroy Silicon Valley was based.
AVTAK is my favorite Bond movie. It's also the first one I saw as a kid, so that has given it a lot of nostalgic value over the years; but even trying to be objective, I enjoy watching it the most out of all of them. The plot, the rare use of American locations, the Golden Gate Bridge set piece, Zorin's estate, the blimp, the fire truck chase, the (for the time) surprising violence, Tanya Roberts, Patrick Macnee, Grace Jones... There was hardly any "Moore-era silliness" -- it was a pretty serious movie. Christopher Walken is the most perfectly cast villain. Best theme song as well. I love it.
I like it.
Women shouldn't look that good.
Since you have top tier taste check out another French actress, Sandra Julien.
Alright good pick. Something about French girls... i know it's a cliché but I'm a total sucker.
French girls let you slam it in their crap-hole
I want a Chloe des Lysses type waifu
I agree just because it was the first DVD I ever bought
It's underrated for sure. Certainly has one of the better theme songs, and Denise Richards was still hot back then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH4DMUsk0QU
>This was the best bond film
It had the best Bond Girls, that's for sure.
You're frickin HIGH. Sure they're hot, but nothing spectacular. Nothing exotic or mysterious about either of them. Neither could act their way out of a paper bag. Some anon was raving about how big Denise's breasts are- they aren't big at all. Did I mention they're both HORRIBLE at acting?
Actually i am high but i hold that opinion even when sober.
Sophie Marceau is one of the most beautiful women in this planet. A natural beauty. She cant act in English but in French, she's top. She's even hot today.
Denise Richards was just hot and i dont care how big her knockers are irl, i blew buckets to her in that movie
Sophie was incredible in Marquise
La boum Sophie is best Sophie
Still haven't seen it.
I could never hate France. Simply because it produced that woman. It's absolutely bonkers how perfect she looks.
She's like ten in that movie, you frickin pervert. On second thought, I'm glad we pulled a TWINE and bombed your heckin pipelinerino
Austin Powers is the best ever James Bond film
For me it's Goldeneye
Black folk
I guess that explains Q
underrated post
It's like my heckin' spy movies!
its like we're living in a tom clancy novel bro
Yeah 007 would be relating to something like that
i did already homosexual
cliff me i never watched this boomer shit
Because you're 12.
Cliff's Notes are very boomer. Who is zooming boom here?
it was elliot carver and tomorrow news who blew the pipeline from their stealth boat. they were there when the pipeline went down and were the first to report on it.
they want russia and germany to go to war so they can provide round the clock news coverage
why am i getting flashbacks?
>Bond is slowly making his way to the bottom of the south China Sea....as my new anchor man
Laughed my arse off at this.
earliest known recording of west cucking out to chinese interests.
ching chong ling long!
Carver doing karate to mock Wai Lin is one of the funniest moments in the series. Say what you will about the film, but Jonathan Pryce was perfect for the role. Outstanding performance.
lol i forgot how stupid that movie's plot was. but no, this entire thing is a play by play of TWINE.
>blow up your own pipeline
>blame different country
>nuclear war
Tomorrow Never Dies
No morons. There's no pipeline in TND. Carver sinks a British ship with his stealth boat and makes it look like the chinese are to blame. He makes a deal with the chinese for exclusive broadcasting rights and his whole thing is He's trying to start wwiii to fortify his media empire. That's it.
There are zero oil/gas pipelines involved in the plot
On second thought, I think I may have missed a brilliant shitpost and trolled myself
You forgot the number one rule of mass media, Elliott. Give the people what they want.
One of Bond's coldest moments. He watched a dude get ground to bits by that sea drill. Not sure if that beats Dalton watching a dude get eaten by a shark.
Bond had plenty of cold moments before that. Shit, in doctor no, he just waits behind a door until a guy breaks into his hotel room and shoots him 7 times. Dude was already dead on the floor in 2 shots, and he just keeps magdumping while sitting in a chair not giving a frick. Doesn't even show emotion. Cold as ice.
That and the spider scene were best parts of Doctor No for sure.
For sure. But watching a guy get hacked to bits is way more fricked up.
you kind of have a point. he watched Trevelyan fall all the way down. but again, watching a guy get puréd is some psycho shit.
Coldest moment by a man operating with a license to kill? No way. Dropping Trevelyan from Cradle was much more cold and ruthless.
For England, James?
No, for me.
and when he kicked the car over the side of the cliff in For Your Eyes Only
The funniest thing is in that same movie he keeps telling Melina how taking revenge is wrong. Lol. Lmao.
Kek shut up Melina, its okay when I do it. Now show me what that pussy do.
>also the Olympic ice skating chick was sooo fine
Damn I remember that scene being pretty hot. For Your Eye's Only is actually pretty underrated. I remember it had a great snow chase sequence too.
Denise is pretty. It's all that really matters of a side chick in a Bond movie.
FYEO is massively underrated. It's in my top 3. Best Moore bond film by a mile. Great theme, great plot, hot bond girl that could actually act, great gadgets, great one liners, some ice cold bond moments, one of the chicks at the pool party scene was actually a dude irl. Everything about it holds up
>one of the chicks at the pool party scene was actually a dude irl.
What? A troon was in that movie. No way.
Either way, I need to give FYEO a rewatch.
Yeah. They talk about him in the commentary. It's the "chick" that passes by the camera in the purple bathing suit at around :20 seconds in this clip. She's a bloke. Also the song that's playing is an absolute BANGER. Rage - Last All Night
I guess now that I know, I can tell, he doesn't have a very good ass.
has XXXY syndrome, which helped him go undetected: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XXXY_syndrome
You sure you circled the right one? Pretty sure it's the one on the far right. Even see a hint of a weiner bulge
It's fully a troony, cause it's a dude with a genetic disorder that got fake breasts to appear female. Still born with a wiener/weiner/dong/peepee
yeah, that's the right one. Look up Tula aka Caroline Cossey. Even did a Playboy spread (in another country's version of PB)
>did a playboy spread
He spread his weiner?
kek, you just see bush, fortunately. the wiener was gone by that point
Oof. Imagine how bad a 1980s srs looked. Shit, all the ones from current year are botch-jobs. I can only imagine the man-made horrors that dude had done to him.
Denise is definitely attractive.
>you left this with ferarer, I belive
*throws dove pin*
*kicks car down cliff*
Yeah that shit was cold as frick
>Give the people what they want.
a crater in israel?
>I'm going to take my clothes off now and make you look at the naked body of a woman with a BMI below 32
Fricking hell, anon.
Hahahahahahahaha
Staaawp! He's already dead!
i don'tt give a frick so shut the frick up fatass
The first Bond movie that just made me think 'meh'. And it was all down hill from there.
it was all downhill after man with the golden gun
Never say never was the best Sean Connery Bond film by far
What happens in this movie? Redpill me.
>What happens in this movie? Redpill me.
Dysgenic elites kill everyone with an experimental gene therapy.
James Bond...Rothschilds Agent
for real though
MI6 work for City of London which has been wholly owned by the Rothschild family since the napoleonic wars
fun fact, for decades the world price of gold was literally decided every day by a group of men wearing small hats sitting in a single room in the Rothschild building. they would decide on the price and then phone calls would go out to banks around the world informing them of the decision, and this was the basis of the world economy.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-gold-fixing/london-ritual-dating-from-1919-sets-price-of-gold-idUSL0728994920071119
>When fixing started on Sept 12, 1919, the first price was $20.67 a troy ounce. The highest fixing of the recent gold rally was on November 7, when it fixed at $841.75 an ounce in the morning session, less than $10 below its historic high of $850, fixed on January 21, 1980.
In addition to Barclays and Deutsche Bank, the other banks who take part in the fixing are HSBC Bank, Societe Generale and Bank of Nova Scotia’s bullion division, Scotia Mocatta.
Until about three years ago, the gold fixings took place at the premises of N.M. Rothschild and Sons Ltd., with each bank sending a representative who would remain in contact with his dealing room by telephone. When Rothschild moved out of the commodities business, it was replaced at the fixing by Barclays.
I hate israelites and glowBlack folk. The thing about Bond is he's always fighting these out of this world mad villains with crazy schemes. So he doesn't feel like a real glownniger doing cancerous globohomosexual homosexual ops. The entire thing is basically a fantasy of a secret agent, just using the terms and names of real life things to sound cool. No relation to real life glownigs who'd probably help out all the mad super villains and try to kill anyone like Bond trying to stop them.
Well of course they are, these are liberals, they never build anything, never produce any OC, live in a world of their deranged imaginations, etc.
>, live in a world of their deranged imaginations
fact.
just look at any lefty meme. plenty of words recycling tired tropes with extra emojis
these are fundamental philosophical facts
- like they have no sense of humor
- they cannot laugh at themselves
Far and away the best bond girl. The only one to marry the man.
I like this movie, yeah I said it. It also has godtier cinematography. If I don't watch this movie again soon I will forget the ending again, feels bad man
Bro that movie is top five bond film. People say it sucks because the new Bond was dopey compared to Connery, but there is zero shame in saying that is top tier. It is in fact the only film where the woman does a better job than the Bond lead. So what.
Finally someone who says this. I'm also a fan of Dalton.
Dalton and Lazenby are great, and I've never understood why people didn't like them or their movies when Octopussy and all of Craig's crap, but especially Quantum of Solace, exist.
FRICK NO
Eva Green man, she's a absolute stunner
My mate has a theory that they showed Bond with Asian woman in YOLT solely so they could transition on to having Bond frick Black folk. Which they later did. Showing interracial stuff was a taboo when YOLT was made.
Connery to Dalton was under Albert Brocolli and he never let cuck shit into the series. All the Black person shit was under his homosexual daughter Barbra who's ruined the series. She's basically the Kathleen Kennedy of the Bond series.
The first 3 Bond films are strange to rewatch. Because the formula wasn't there, and they feel like much more serious movies. When they were made, the crew wasn't thinking "we're making a bond movie" they were thinking "we're making a spy thriller". It shows. The only problem with the first 3 is the budgets were low so the chase and action sequences don't really hold up.
Thunderball is the first proper "Bond Franchise" movie I think, and has a noticable bigger budget for the action sequences. But yes the first 3 definitely were seriously made movies with good acting and story for the time.
The films are fun but the books are a little more dour in the sense that Bond's smoking and drinking problem was Archer tier.
Also the casino scenes are always very tense and well written. Something that becomes the butt of jokes when tried to do on film.
Did the new Casino Royale film pull it off? I have never seen any nuBond.
Casino Royale is best Craig film in my opinion. Pretty good Bond movie overall too.
craig casino royale is probably the most faithful to the book out of all of them even factoring the changes to make it fit in the modern time period
they even included the weight swinging on a rope ball torture scene
yeah plus in every book he much more nearly dies and seriously contemplates quitting over it every time
James Bond is shitty... cheap British department of defense propaganda.
>cheap British department of defense propaganda.
true, and it was Hollywood interbreeding with England but it revolutionized the industry of film.
They made giant action films every year for a long time, and it takes a lot of talent to do that. They don't make them like they used to. And sure, there are terrible Bond films.
Ian Fleming was a WW2 glowBlack person who didn't see yet that the British Empire was gone and everything he loved and fought for was about to turn to ash.
It really comes through in the books. He also hates America in hilarious but also based ways.
Both the US AND Russia have wgged in false flag attacks throughout the years. To denied this, then either shilling for a singular side and low IQ.
The US theory would be the pipe line being defunct for a short period would enable more gas sales to Europe. The Russian theory would be blowing the pipeline gives them 2 excuses. 1 they can no longer get gas to Europe no matter what deal they in the short term, which hurts Europe and saves their position. 2. Would be a excuse to use a limited nuclear strike against Ukraine to stop the Ukrainian advance and blackmail the US for retaliating. Any other European nation could have blown it up too, saw with China, Iran, to keep tensions high in Western world.
My belief is that it may have been a Ukrainian dive team who manufactured the explosions on the pipeline. It would benefit them the most out of every other nation state. Forces the EU to get more involved in ending the conflict and prevents a deal being made between the US, EU, and Russia behind the back of Ukraine.
Casino Royale is the worst Bond movie. Not just a bad Bond movie but a bad movie overall. It's just terrible. Nothing about it feels right.
Yet so many Millennials rank it #1
All the Daniel Craig movies are alright movies, but terrible Bond movies. They are all Jason Bourne rip offs.
But Bourne was a rip off of Bond
Jason Bourne would skullfrick James Bond, on film
Jason Bourne was cheesy almost cape shit esque crap with a crap basement jaxx sountrack and a plank of wood as a leading man.
I slept through most of it but I enjoyed seeing the Black person b***h thrown out of the airplane.
and that Alicia VIkander chick larping as tough female.
My jam. Keep your jazz hands and melodrama.
jazz hands?
And Jack Bauer would smoke Jason Bourn in a second by sheer will and law of feats, Batman style
But that still doesn't make for a good movie
>Bourne was a rip off of Bond
The director of Bourne said on camera "I was trying to make my version of a Bond movie"
Admittedly I've only seen bits of the franchise. I saw a bit in which 2 characters fall a massive height in a stair well and they are both OK and it seemed too far fetched to me.
ur moronic.
all the bond movie plots are redpills
>tomorrow never dies
fake news
>goldfinger
jews steal gold from america
>spectre
elites secretly control the world
>casino royale
terrorist attack short airline stonks
>quantum of solace
environmental group buys up water reservoirs
>no time to die
gene specific diseases to target individuals and leave others unharmed
those are just off the top of my head
never dies
>fake news
People don't talk about this one enough. Tomorrow Never Dies is seriously fricking underrated and full of redpills. It's Brosnan's best.
>the background is the colors of the ukrainian flag
which one was that? was that the "Christmas only comes once" one...
QRD of plot?
https://twitter.com/imetatronink/status/1574572542718709760
I know, I know, its just I'm going to keep posting the video is all bwahahhaar
>laughs in British
That's the one with Carlyle?
Yeah, it's a good one.
What was the plot of this movie? I know Tomorrow Never Dies was about the press using fake news to start WW3. You sure you got the right B(r)o(s)n(an)d movie?
good point.
Girl hires man to kill her father and destroy his new gas pipeline to build a new one while starting a war in turkey/greece to move construction to a favorable location, or something.
>dumb rich b***h (Rothschild type beat) bombs her own pipeline, blames the other country
>cutting off a nation's means of energy/fuel supply is an act of war
>she's playing both sides. Her oil is now more in demand
>ww3 is imminent
>permanent percocet bf has access to nukes somehow
>ends up playing both sides in nuclear standoff
Besto movie and vidya
They're not "pushing WW3". The blowing of the pipeline forces Europe, particularly Germany, firmly into America's hands. The purpose is not to expand a war.
>they don't want wwiii
Agreed
>pushes germany into US hands
I think it's possible, but the main driver of this seems to be mainly "frick putin no matter the consequences." Our fearless leaders don't seem to be the think-ahead types.
>not expand a war
Well they definitely want to continue it, and they keep raising the stakes.
>all these Americans trying to pass blame on the NS
This is Tomorrow Never Dies scenario rather than TWINE.
plus moonraker (the book) actually involved actual neo-nazis just after ww2 being put in charge of britain's rocket program a la operation paperclip and nasa
>best bond girl this
>best bond girl that
Plenty o'toole from DAF had the best butt and your a gay if you wouldn't lick that log-chopper. That movie is the reason I wanted to go to Amsterdam and see the skinny bridge/margebrug. Saw it, was based. Thanks James.
QOS is better than Spectre. Come kill me.
plus in live and let die, the book at least, the literal american glow in the dark CIA Black person literally gets permanently blown the frick out never to recover
I like a lo of things about Live and Let Die. I like Florida and the boat chase and Bond jumping over people's yards and roads with the boat. But I just didn't like how Bond felt so comically out of place in that movie. It wasn't as bad as Brosnan's awful depiction of Bond in Goldeneye, but it felt like Moore just hadn't got the character downpat yet. Man wit the Golden Gun I think Moore was good though, big improvement.
I just go to Emulation Wiki and download the latest emulator for whatever system and game I want to play. I have so many installed emulators. They are always updating and some consoles have multiple emulators competing, so the best depends on which emulator is in front of the race at the current time. Also depends on the game. I would never buy an emulator hardware. It's all free online, get a PC and install emulators then download the ISO's and ROM's for emulation sites.
yeah moore would get better into the character as he went on, the movies always had an element of tongue in cheek campiness to them though which i'm not sure if that was something connery decided to bring to the character or if that was on the scriptwriters/producers/director, but the slight goofiness of bond is just something moore was simply following up on
Moore leaned into the goofyness more than any other actor though. But I actually don't mind if when he did it well. I find Man with the Golden Gun and Octopussy to be fun camp from Moore, where he pulled off the goofy campy Bond well. Actually chuckled at a few of his one liners too.
I just like the villain in octopussy. It's like he couldn't belive they actually named the movie that, so he said it as often as they'd allow him
>octopussy..........OCTOPUSSY!
>how could you do this to me octopussy?
>I'd trade bond's bussy for that octopussy
We get it bro, the movie is called octopussy.
It's definitely one of the campier Bond films that still managed to be good, unlike Moonraker which was 100% camp no room for anything else.
Also fun fact about Octopussy I noticed when rewatching.
>Seen most of the Bond films as a kid on my 4:3 standard def TV so never noticed this
>When I rewatch, it was my first time seeing all the Bond movies in HD with the BD's
>When Bond first sneaks into Octopussies lair, there is a very wide camera angle shot of all Octopussues girls swimming in some pools at nighttime
>Coomer sense suddenly starts tingling
>suddenly realize I was seeing hairy bush and some booba's
>Pause, rewind and look closely
>Frick even Octopussy herself is naked
Nice little sneaky coomer shot they snuck in there. Impossible to notice in a standard def, and in cinema's on release no one would be able to rewind to confirm what they saw. But yeah IIRC there are a bunch of naked women including Octopussy herself off in the distance when Bond is hiding in the water.
Great detective work, Bruce. 70s/80s bush was kino.
Nothing escapes my coomer sense. It's been honed to perfection. Conneries films also had some quick booba slips in a few scenes too. Best one was where he rips off some girls bra and strangles her with it while interrogating her about the wherabouts of Blofeld. Can see her booba for a few frames.
And yes, bush is amazing. Frick the pedo israelites who started pushing for shaving.
Go back and rewatch Dr. No. In the scene where they make James and honey rider take a conveyor belt shower, there's a few frames where you can see Ursula andress' ENTIRE beaver! And it's completely shaved, which had to be pretty rare for the era it was made in. And I'm not even talking about a fancy blu-ray extended cut. It's on the regular DVD and VHS version.
Yes I know the scene. My coomer senses went off immediately when watching it. I paused and rewatched many times. And sadly came to the conclusion she was wearing a skin tone suit.
>sadly came to the conclusion she was wearing a skin tone suit.
You LIE!
I honestly hope I am wrong. But I think Ursula was wearing a skin tone wrapping. I want to be wrong. I hope I did see her coochie.
There are enough movies already in existence. Why would I want to see anything new?
I like Austin powers more than bond movies
I can see why you would say that (: ))
The BBC has ominously started to say "tomorrow's news today".
Underrated Bond, along with The Man With the Golden Gun, Licence to Kill, and Quantum of Solace.
The WOrld is Not Enough is good but viewing it from today's lens, makes it shit. Two female leads in strong women roles in industries they have no business in is moronic, when the movies came out, those female characters were meant as mere plot devices and eye candy.
I always liked that big tittied scientist. I don't care if it's not believe she was a scientist. A female scientist is not believable anyways. So make as well just make her booba absolutely massive. I'd believe a female hot enough could get a job as a diversity hire scientist and that actress was fricking smoking.
Denise Richards. That's her name.
that's a woman
Its crazy that in the 70 and early 80 just how much of a player the James Bond character was. Prolly cause Roger Moore literally looked like a playboy
he actually was a player irl i believe, he might have hooked up with elizabeth taylor in the 50s
The architect knew what was up
Talk about ridiculous. Zoomers don't even know that Pierce Brosnan was the best Bond.
Sean Connery was pretty good but Pierce just screamed British secret agent.
Dalton felt more like a real secret agent than Brosnan imo
>The Weight Is Not Enough
Butterball
Live and Eat Pie
The Man At the Golden Corral
The Spy Who Fed Me
Moonbaker
For Your Pies Only
Licence to Grill
Diet Another Day
>Golden Pie
>In her Calorie's service
>Diabeetussy
>A Quantum of Sugar
>Buffet Royale
>Piefall
>A view to a grill
Chorizo Royale
The Spy Who Loved Me is one of my favorite movies of all time even outside the context of the series, it’s just so moronic and good. They don’t make movies like that anymore.
Can't stand the bond girl in TSWLM, but the rest is kino. Especially that theme song
>like heaven above me
>the spy who loved me
>IS KEEEEEPPIN' AAALLL MYY SECRETS SAFE TOOOONIIIIIGHHHT
>Jaws
>Underwater car
>Huge battle in the submarine at the end
>Train fight
>Egypt, pyramids
>Greece
>Evil hot chick who flies a helicopter
>Roger Moore’s wardrobe
Summer of ‘77, played with Star Wars and Smokey and the Bandit
One day we'll have great bond movies again. We just need to defeat the israelites first.
Having Billie Eileesh sing a bond theme is pretty moronic also
You're not talking about Vaccines or the news that irregular periods after is the onset of perimenopause.
After the nuclear exchange, they will blame muh fallout.
Ohhh, and this scene where Bond pulls Benicio del Toro into an industrial shredder. Hoowee! Licence to Kill was violent!
>last part of youtube ID: SpY
You can james bond deez nuts.
Looking Sophie Marceau pics in non movie pics, you can see she has beauty. heard she was famous worldwide for her beauty
Classic Bond would be fricking impossible to get made today. Bond was just so alpha. An absolute chad. A womanizer. 0 simp. Wasn't afraid to slap a b***h and put her in her place.
These movies must have made israelites and feminists seethe hard. No wonder they cucked it. Imagine a modern movie being made with a progragonist as alpha and non cucked as Conneries Bond was. It would cause a meltdown in the media, they'd get Bond Derangement Syndrome.