So, if I've understood this garbled message properly, a Russian artillery crew have been bombing an island near Kherson because there is a Ukie recon team there; but they are only allowed to fire eight times a day due to rationing. Because they are not allowed to leave their guns and have nothing to do, they decided to catch and eat a mouse because they were that bored.
I think it's a russian forward observer team on an island who's giving out coordinates for ukie targets, who are not being fired upon because there's so few shells available
Also observer team has to eat mice apparently
So, if I've understood this garbled message properly, a Russian artillery crew have been bombing an island near Kherson because there is a Ukie recon team there; but they are only allowed to fire eight times a day due to rationing. Because they are not allowed to leave their guns and have nothing to do, they decided to catch and eat a mouse because they were that bored.
Is that more or less correct?
He's complaining about a zigger forward observing team that was sent on some shitty island in Kherson. They set the Ukie coordinates for artillery, but no guns fire on the coordinates they set because there's an 8round/day rationing going on for the Russian side in Kherson. The scouts also had to eat a mouse lmfao
I think it's: >There is a team of forward observers sent to recon Ukrainian positions. Despite sending accurate coordinates, artillery can only provide a few shells a day. They are so low on food supplies they were forced to cook a mouse. They are at a breaking point
I wonder how many of them had to share the mouse?
It'd probably took for time and energy to catch it than you'd get back from eating it, even if it was one whole mouse per guy.
I think it's: >There is a team of forward observers sent to recon Ukrainian positions. Despite sending accurate coordinates, artillery can only provide a few shells a day. They are so low on food supplies they were forced to cook a mouse. They are at a breaking point
>breaking point
No they're not. We humans can go months without food. Especially fat sovoks suffering from post-USSR obesity. The "breaking point" you feel is the result of having taught your body to eat bwteen 3 and 5 meals a day with lots of carbohydrates as the fuel source - as opposed to ancient times where you were lucky if you ate 1 meal a day. Once you stop eating your blood sugar plummets and you feel dizzy and cold and therefore horrible.
My 'translation' there is a group of Russians with an artillery piece who were stationed on an island with a limited supply of ammunition and orders to fire no more than 8 rounds a day and were to act primarily as forward observers who have been forgotten about/abandoned and were not withdrawn with the rest of the Russian forces and have subsequently been reduced to cooking and eating mice. However being Russian soldiers what upset them most was not being forgotten or left without food or orders to withdraw but a lack of opportunity to engage in combat. So much so did they wish to be in combat that they are very angry about this.
It's how Russians talk
They were sent forward to check for enemies if there were enemies
They have no shells or food
This is why they are not fighting
They are making it sound like they are good boys really that to fight for Putin but just don't have any heckin shells so they refused to do anything until they got food.
They are not upset about pack of action. They are upset because they are have no food sent on a suicide mission and they can't openly refuse an order so they being Russians gays love to be all passive agressive about it and play victim
An America would openly say
"Fuck you, give us food or ammo or we aren't doing shit"
But it's russiajs who are nutless gays who try to be clever rather than be smart and have actual bravery.
"The eyebrow is raised" kind of shit. Trump does the same shit, it becomes almost second nature if listen to these just gays and see what they are actually saying. They waste so much fucking time they are just hoping you give in so they shut the fuck up
An army marches on it's stomach. The food can be mediocre, but it has to be there. Hungry troops don't fight well at all and might even surrender if they have reason to believe they'll be better fed in a pow camp.
Good thing they don't have any reason to believe they would be better fed. We know they would be obviously but the propaganda combined with the low IQ is enough to keep them from thinking that. So there they are, eating mice.
>America deploys over 775,000 troops to Afghanistan over 20 years, all of them with access to whatever food they wanted >Russia spends a few months in a country next to them, their troops resort to eating rats
Yeah, but it doesn't. In theory it should, but in practice people think it's cool.
It's like Patrick Bateman. You are TOLD he's a terrible person, but he's presented as cool and interesting, so you end up wanting to be him.
>but he's presented as cool and interesting, so you end up wanting to be him.
zoooom zoooooooooom
It's the film, where everyone is stylishly dressed and toned down, as opposed to the book where everyone is dressed like a clown and so drunk/coked off their tits they can barely manage a conversation.
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Anonymous
>It's the film, where everyone is stylishly dressed and toned down
Of course it's the film I'm talking about.
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Anonymous
I read the book when I was 19ish. I still remember this one sex scene clearly in my mind
>fapping to scene where bateman is nailing a woman
turn page >he's nailing her with in a different sense, there is blood everywhere.
tbh I don't even keep track of that drama. I saw that image and thought it vaguely connected to something Russian, so I posted. I really was only looking for a 40k image.
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Anonymous
>Flick had a full on vatnik meltdown at some point recently.
huh? qrd?
Flick, and likely 50% of your favorite online porn artists are Russian or Ukrainia.
Probably an even higher proportion if you're some turbo-degenerate or a furry
There were moderate amounts of drama when things kicked off
Not sure about Flick, he both believes ridiculous propaganda and used to draw jokes about killing everyone who voted Putin
Wouldn't be out of character for him to suddenly refuse to take sides
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Anonymous
Based porn schizos, sacrificing their sanity so that we may gloriously fap to the most degenerate shit ever. I kneel.
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Anonymous
I know Fizzz(djcomps) also went on a meltdown on twitter recently about how Putin ruined his life or something along those lines.
I know right? It's so... bizarre. Year and a half of this retarded war and I still can't quite understand that I'm watching reality unfold and not some dark comedy skit some post-soviet expat in America sold to Hollywood for production.
Booze is also much more thermically inefficient, if I remember right 40% of the calories from booze end up getting burned off to metabolize and digest it. You need 10 shots of vodka to get at MOST about 1/5 the calories the calories you'll need for the day as a soldier and that's being very generous with how little soldiers need to move around
>205 brigade
Aaah, THESE guys. Of course it would be them.
There's some very interesting vatnik screeching coming from there (a commander was forcefully sent to a psychiatric ward, for example), written in regular zigger purple prose to avoid terminal defenestration. Wonder what's really going on.
The merciless mathematics of war dictate that when you are outnumbered, you need to inflict increasingly disproportionate casualties to have a chance to win.
So, if I've understood this garbled message properly, a Russian artillery crew have been bombing an island near Kherson because there is a Ukie recon team there; but they are only allowed to fire eight times a day due to rationing. Because they are not allowed to leave their guns and have nothing to do, they decided to catch and eat a mouse because they were that bored.
Is that more or less correct?
romonov started to talk in riddles to get avoid ghirkin fate?
nah you're just retarded
I think it's a russian forward observer team on an island who's giving out coordinates for ukie targets, who are not being fired upon because there's so few shells available
Also observer team has to eat mice apparently
You have half of it right.
He's complaining about a zigger forward observing team that was sent on some shitty island in Kherson. They set the Ukie coordinates for artillery, but no guns fire on the coordinates they set because there's an 8round/day rationing going on for the Russian side in Kherson. The scouts also had to eat a mouse lmfao
No, they were hungry and had no provisions. That is the reason. Otherwise, you understood correctly.
I wonder how many of them had to share the mouse?
It'd probably took for time and energy to catch it than you'd get back from eating it, even if it was one whole mouse per guy.
Mice are dumb as hell. A plastic bucket-pit trap filled with grain can catch like a hundred.
I think it's:
>There is a team of forward observers sent to recon Ukrainian positions. Despite sending accurate coordinates, artillery can only provide a few shells a day. They are so low on food supplies they were forced to cook a mouse. They are at a breaking point
>breaking point
No they're not. We humans can go months without food. Especially fat sovoks suffering from post-USSR obesity. The "breaking point" you feel is the result of having taught your body to eat bwteen 3 and 5 meals a day with lots of carbohydrates as the fuel source - as opposed to ancient times where you were lucky if you ate 1 meal a day. Once you stop eating your blood sugar plummets and you feel dizzy and cold and therefore horrible.
>We humans can go months without food
Christ, this has to be the dumbest thing I read this month. Congratulations.
Really, the 'post-USSR obesity' didn't tip you off at all?
>We humans can go months without food
Not dying of starvation is a far crying from fighting a war
My 'translation' there is a group of Russians with an artillery piece who were stationed on an island with a limited supply of ammunition and orders to fire no more than 8 rounds a day and were to act primarily as forward observers who have been forgotten about/abandoned and were not withdrawn with the rest of the Russian forces and have subsequently been reduced to cooking and eating mice. However being Russian soldiers what upset them most was not being forgotten or left without food or orders to withdraw but a lack of opportunity to engage in combat. So much so did they wish to be in combat that they are very angry about this.
It's how Russians talk
They were sent forward to check for enemies if there were enemies
They have no shells or food
This is why they are not fighting
They are making it sound like they are good boys really that to fight for Putin but just don't have any heckin shells so they refused to do anything until they got food.
They are not upset about pack of action. They are upset because they are have no food sent on a suicide mission and they can't openly refuse an order so they being Russians gays love to be all passive agressive about it and play victim
An America would openly say
"Fuck you, give us food or ammo or we aren't doing shit"
But it's russiajs who are nutless gays who try to be clever rather than be smart and have actual bravery.
"The eyebrow is raised" kind of shit. Trump does the same shit, it becomes almost second nature if listen to these just gays and see what they are actually saying. They waste so much fucking time they are just hoping you give in so they shut the fuck up
>They are upset because they are have no food sent on a suicide mission
tbh it's wasteful to send food on a suicide mission.
In WWII the Soviets engaged in casual cannibalism.
Until the mobinks start eating each other I wouldn't worry about it.
An army marches on it's stomach. The food can be mediocre, but it has to be there. Hungry troops don't fight well at all and might even surrender if they have reason to believe they'll be better fed in a pow camp.
Good thing they don't have any reason to believe they would be better fed. We know they would be obviously but the propaganda combined with the low IQ is enough to keep them from thinking that. So there they are, eating mice.
All lies, cumrad. The collective Wect ran out of shells last year.*~~*~~*~~*~~)
>they cooked a mouse
Ah, those silly Russians and their strange metap-
>(and this is not a metaphor)
man
>Translated with Google Lens
Lolwut, Telegram has an integrated translator
>America deploys over 775,000 troops to Afghanistan over 20 years, all of them with access to whatever food they wanted
>Russia spends a few months in a country next to them, their troops resort to eating rats
I truly don't understand it
Russia really is the pure Imperium of Man, except it sucks instead of being cool.
Tbf the imperium is also meant to suck.
Yeah, but it doesn't. In theory it should, but in practice people think it's cool.
It's like Patrick Bateman. You are TOLD he's a terrible person, but he's presented as cool and interesting, so you end up wanting to be him.
>but he's presented as cool and interesting, so you end up wanting to be him.
Where is this zoomer meme coming from? Is it tiktok?
It's the film, where everyone is stylishly dressed and toned down, as opposed to the book where everyone is dressed like a clown and so drunk/coked off their tits they can barely manage a conversation.
>It's the film, where everyone is stylishly dressed and toned down
Of course it's the film I'm talking about.
I read the book when I was 19ish. I still remember this one sex scene clearly in my mind
>fapping to scene where bateman is nailing a woman
turn page
>he's nailing her with in a different sense, there is blood everywhere.
First time ever I experienced whiplash like that
>but he's presented as cool and interesting, so you end up wanting to be him.
zoooom zoooooooooom
>Shadow aspect
No, many people (especially people on 4chins) are Patrick Bateman. They just lack the discipline to pull it off.
Yes, but it also has its moments.
Russia is all suck, no cool.
Flick had a full on vatnik meltdown at some point recently. Even the Russians were laughing at him.
Shame I don't keep vk archives.
>Flick had a full on vatnik meltdown at some point recently.
huh? qrd?
qrd?
tbh I don't even keep track of that drama. I saw that image and thought it vaguely connected to something Russian, so I posted. I really was only looking for a 40k image.
Flick, and likely 50% of your favorite online porn artists are Russian or Ukrainia.
Probably an even higher proportion if you're some turbo-degenerate or a furry
There were moderate amounts of drama when things kicked off
Not sure about Flick, he both believes ridiculous propaganda and used to draw jokes about killing everyone who voted Putin
Wouldn't be out of character for him to suddenly refuse to take sides
Based porn schizos, sacrificing their sanity so that we may gloriously fap to the most degenerate shit ever. I kneel.
I know Fizzz(djcomps) also went on a meltdown on twitter recently about how Putin ruined his life or something along those lines.
He's actually Russian, so it's understandable.
Russia is how the Eldar or Tau see the Imperium.
Anon, the Imperium practices industrialized cannibalism.
It's written to be the worst society possible, and it succeeds.
Pretty damn sure the Imperium is based on Russia. Where else would you get commissars?
The Astra militarum is based on a blend of Soviet doctrine science fiction.
Logistical problems, sanctions, gdp of Italy
Americans, amongst other specializations, have specifically focused on having top rate logistics since at least world war 2, and it fucking shows.
>hammering a barrel
Gotta make the shroud fit
I know right? It's so... bizarre. Year and a half of this retarded war and I still can't quite understand that I'm watching reality unfold and not some dark comedy skit some post-soviet expat in America sold to Hollywood for production.
It's funnier when you consider they are a major food exporter.
>Kherson Region, Russia
Food is so important a hot meal like a Turkey leg can be a bigger morale boost than handing out booze.
Booze is empty cals which can work for a bit but you will need protein.
Booze is also much more thermically inefficient, if I remember right 40% of the calories from booze end up getting burned off to metabolize and digest it. You need 10 shots of vodka to get at MOST about 1/5 the calories the calories you'll need for the day as a soldier and that's being very generous with how little soldiers need to move around
>a Turkey leg
What about a rats leg?
Eating local wildlife is traditional Russian resourcefulness. You know, legendary smekalka.
Is cooked mouse unironically an actual meal in places? I could imagine it being a thing in Africa.
It's not a thing, because you'd rather grow grain than chase after tiny mice, so you leave them to the cats.
Generally speaking, actively hunting small animals is a waste of calories.
Easy to trap, though. And they’re everywhere. And they’re hungry. Hunger is the best seasoning.
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So did they run out of nork shells as well?Or are they simply not getting them because all supplies are getting send to more important areas?
Probably the second one. Kherson is a fairly quiet front at the moment, so it's all probably getting sent to Zap and Donetsk.
>205 brigade
Aaah, THESE guys. Of course it would be them.
There's some very interesting vatnik screeching coming from there (a commander was forcefully sent to a psychiatric ward, for example), written in regular zigger purple prose to avoid terminal defenestration. Wonder what's really going on.
mmmm roasted mousies))
>they cooked a mouse
Should have kept the beaver.
you WILL get your butthole foamed
you WILL eat the mice
you WILL return home packed as a cube
>Nobody pulls out
Now that’s shocking
>How important is food in war?
It's incredibly important but you already knew this. It's okay. You don't have to ask a question to make threads.
THis sounds like made up text.
comes from a Russian telegram, so it totally might be made up shit
I'm hicjacking this thread to post some ukie banter
Cooked mouse?
With the amount of lost crap from romanov and thirteen you'd think Kherson was the place ukes could just waltz in and reach crimea in a week.
The merciless mathematics of war dictate that when you are outnumbered, you need to inflict increasingly disproportionate casualties to have a chance to win.
Never ask a man his salary,
a woman her weight,
a bahkmut cat what he ate for dinner,
and a russian soldier what he ate for dinner
linkz?
>the ass is in the ass
>the mouse is in the belly
it’s over for dills
What's "Skaven" or "Ratmen" in Ukrainian, because the Russians have long strayed from the noble path of bein' proppa orky?
skaven aren't that incompetent and prone to infighting
I'm now imagining Russians writing complex plans on how they can fuck themselves over and still messing it up somehow.
Calling them orcs stems from LotR rather than Warhammer.
Skaven get shit done and actually have more availability on their unique shit. They also field their unique shit.