The white collar cucks can say what they want about us tradechads but if anything we know our place in the world and we know we are useful members of society. The product of our labor is tangible. Office jockeys can't say that and that's one of the reasons they seethe.
Happy Saturday my blue collar brothers, let's enjoy our well earned weekends.
Also jannies are white collar cuckolds and that's why they seethe that this board should be for 'diy related posts only'.
>jannies
>having job
>not being neet
Lol, they wish
>white collar cuckolds
>do ~10 hours of actual work a week
>bi month paycheck comes in
>$4000
also
>jannies
>job
>I analyse sales
>I develop capabilities
>I record blockchains
>I head out to the sea on a vessel in order to catch aquatic life for consumption.
stupid fricking comic
stupid fricking OP
>I develop capabilities
Lol what the frick does that even mean?
LMAO, your three words:
Johnny Can't Read
You know that means nothing
>You know that means nothing
Maybe to someone who is dumb enough to believe the OPs premise, and then thinks its some kind of a "gotcha" when that premise is used to prove how mindlessly simplistic it is and you claim that a term that covers a mutlitude of activities (the same way the verbs "fish" or "farm" do) "means nothing" just because you don't know what it might mean.
There's a reason some people have to hit things all day to make the 100% tangible paychecks that the office people have to calculate and disburse, Mr. Lunchpail.
Not trying to prove anything aside from the fact "developing capabilities" does not nearly tell what the job duties are when compared to saying "I catch fish". Don't @ me Black person cause you're gay
>saying "I catch fish"
No, you simply accept the fact that the guys who-
>drive/ navigate the boat
>fix the mechanical equipment
>cleans shit up
>handle dock lines
>cook
and may never touch a fish or otherwise participate in actually catching fish will say " I catch fish", and you don't cry like a little baby that they aren't being specific or accurate enough, and if they *do* elaborate and say "I'm the chief engineer on a purse seiner" you won't sperg out about how that's not a real trade because it took more than three words to say it.
homie I told you not to @ me. Im probably not gonna read that, thanks
I HELP/NAVIGATE/DRIVE/FEED FISHERS
smartass
You sound like a raging narcissist who needs a good smack.
But he'd crack
And you sound like an impotent cretin who knows his violent online bravado is laughable but literally can't think of anything else to do, so he just reflexively blathers out impotent, cretinous declarations about punishing people like he's the King of moronium.
All hail and frick off, your majesty.
Being verbose dosen't make you look smart
>Being verbose dosen't make you look smart
oh, it dosen't?
You've gotta be 18 to post here anon
it's better phrased "I develop automation"
>I develop capabilities
We all do Jim
Perhaps it says something about the person doing the job that they are bad at it and among the 80% useless sponges of society if they agrandize their job by using their full bullshit title.
>I do stuff
Weeew checkmate le atheists
>>I head out to the sea on a vessel in order to catch aquatic life for consumption.
Who the frick talks like this LMAO
>arghhhh! Somalian pirates we be! Bootstrap ya scallywags!
sheldon cooper
i want to see a skit about a rough-looking guy working a very hands-on job (fisherman, welder, etc) but talking about his job in the most convoluted business-y way possible
>we specialize in realizing large scale public projects in order to deliver value of internal and external stakeholders
>shut the frick up andrew, you're a goddamn concreter
I am an aquatic consumables engineer.
I farm.
2 words.
Or technically:
Farm and ranch.
was I.T.
Now retired
Not a trade, but I get paid to beat blacks, brown people and take my sweet ass time on domestic violence calls. Quite a mouthful, but very useful.
my official job title was:
mystate department of economic security, division of technology services, division of lan services, pc support technician.
Cope and seethe poor gay. You will never be rich. You will never have disposable income. You will always marry average women.
>makes $15 an hour clogging the shit out of my toilet
Sure one of these word salad nothing job titles pay well, but it has to be soul crushing to know you're pretty much doing nothing but busy work that has literally no impact on society at large. To spend that big a chunk of your life this way is kind of sad
A house framer can build a home for his family. A machinist can repair grandad's rifle that has had it's parts discontiuned. A mechanic can restore an old truck using his knowledge gained on the job. An assistant manager of a data analyst department of a car insure corporation can... Manage I guess? I feel for them as they must do whatever they can to make ends meet, but still I wonder what would drive a man to lead a life this way for a couple extra hundred bucks a month
Bait
Trade jobs are basically just hobbies anon. I could do all of that stuff on my weekend, it's piss easy to learn.
>A house framer can build a home for his family.
LMAO
if a framer had the capacity to do that he wouldn't be a framer.
>People that build houses actually cant build le houses!!!!! They just can't ok??
because it's well known every framer is also an engineer, electrician, plumber, etc etc and can just slap a house down by himself in a weekend with the cool $350k sitting in his multimillion dollar savings account
Fricking moron
Pretty much actually, when you've worked in construction long enough you've watched other trades do their thing for long enough and you can generally figure it out pretty easy. If you have a square and level foundation then everything should be simple, so you just gotta make sure that part is right. Framing, roofing, electrical and plumbing should all be fairly easy on a simple house.
It's funny how building houses is a mystery to so many people.
>Pretty much actually, when you've worked in construction long enough you've watched other trades do their thing for long enough and you can generally figure it out pretty easy.
Framers don't hang around after thecframing is done to see most other trades do their thing, and when their time on site overlaps with other trades they piss and moan about the fact that they now have to pay attention to stuff you can't bang around on like a moronic ox, and call all the trades who have be careful of finishes and pay attention to detail and meet tolerances closer than +/- 3/8" homosexuals for not being moronic oxen.
I should have said carpenter, or left out that example all together. I nearly derailed this thread with a tiny detail in that post, despite my point being clearly understood by most.
Despite personally knowing multiple people that have built their own homes i I will concede that it is out of the range of abilities of your average framer. Not impossible, but not common. It happens though.
an average framer can build a deck you nitpicking homosexual. It doesn't change my point about work and western society at all. You argue like a woman.
>an average framer can build a deck you nitpicking homosexual
So can a sales analyst you moron
>A framer cant frame a house
>But an office gay can build a deck
?
This guy gets it. Most framers I've met don't even like math. They bang out complex angles by tricks or brute force memory.
Welcome to construction moron, no one likes math
estimators, architects, engineers
have fun being a day laborer.
well said anon
these bullshit jobs are feminine in their nature, everything is about relationships managing people instead of practical application
Sure but I find cuter women through bullshit jobs
The first and third can be simplified to
>I analyze sales
and
>I write software
Not really sure what the hell it is that the second person does, though.
>I design roads
I sell propane (and propane accessories)
In a recession (which is coming soon) the trades continue to succeed and rise up, while white collar is the first to go.
Can't wait to see these do nothing gays get their house taken by the bank.
You guys both seem incredibly insecure.
>coming soon
Okay Joe Biden.
>i do research
>i teach
instantly all of academia is justified
even some basic ass shit like working at some stores cant be described in three words, at least not without sounding morond.
>grocery store work
its not even a complete sentence
>I work at the grocery store
too many words.
This whole thing is fricking dumb
Cashier, shelf stocker, inventory management, meat slicer, mop boy, cart pusher.
This is very much a 12 year old understanding of the world. Nobody on the entire planet is employed as a "cashier" That is just one aspect of the job, If you told me you were a cashier I would think you are moronic.
Shelf stocker. Does this mean you load items on a shelf at a grocery store or that you deliver shelfs to companies that need them
inventory managment, you know where Im going with this
meat slicer, mop boy? really mop boy, did you grow up in a fricking moronville where that was actually a job and cart pusher again falls under the designation of "cashier"
>you are fricking moronic.
>this is a 12 year olds understanding of the world
>Nobody on the entire planet is employed as a "cashier"
thats because its called front end service. There is no such thing as a cashier. cashiering is the act of taking payment. This would be the same thing as saying somebody that digs holes for a living is a "hole"
This is well withing the "Gramer Nazi" aspect of the argument, but it does make me technically better than you as a human
>go online to job search
>type in cashier
>2 dozen jobs with that job title
just admit you're a moron already
prove it, I dont believe you.
>Nobody on the entire planet is employed as a "cashier" That is just one aspect of the job, If you told me you were a cashier I would think you are moronic.
https://www.indeed.com/jobs?q=cashier&l=Atlanta
You are the stupidest moron in this entire group home full of morons. And you're autistic, too.
Like actually on the spectrum. That's why things which are commonly and effortlessly understood by others are confusing, upsetting, and difficult for you.
read the job description. i will give you another try, because what you missed is so obvious I cant believe that you are an adult.
being as stupid as you are is actually illegal, Im sending the feds
>I work with wood
🙁
I drill rocks.
You better not be a fricking core driller
Nah I'm a longhole/stope driller.
On behalf of all of the engineering team: Sorry about the paste holes.
>Sorry about the paste holes.
Not quite sure what you mean with that, im not verry informed with the english terms for stuff.
>On behalf of all of the engineering team
Makes it sound like you work for Atlas lol.
I wrangle calculators
Ironically, people working in any sales/marketing aspect of the pharmaceutical industry love to say "I sell drugs" when asked what they do for a living.
Captcha: PHD V2
>white collar cucks
I'm a geophysicist
I find oil
If there were none of us, oil companies wouldn't have a decent way to tell where the frick they should drill a well. "Geologists say this entire area might contain oil, let's just drill a well every couple hundred meters in a grid pattern and hope we hit something". Yeah, no, not at several million per well.
This is not a nothing job. You actually produce a tangible good/service for society White collar doesn't immediately mean bullshit job.
Not all white collar jobs are bullshit, but most bullshit jobs happen to be white collar aka devoid of meaning in any capacity
I fix cars.
The great thing about this line of work is that a lot of the hand skills, problem solving, and technical knowledge can transfer to other DIY hobbies.
I write code
specifically shit for communication systems
I make it so you homosexuals can blather on about how much more important you are than me
I guess you’re right
Why do you homosexuals care so much about contributing to this shitshow we call society?
I program computers
first level manager
>still a bullshit job.
>OP sucks wiener
wow, a valid job!
Tradies:
- make more money
- job can't be automated or farmed out to India
- scenery always changes
- no boss hanging over you
- company uniforms no suits or ties
White collar cucks:
- Get paid dick
- routinely lose jobs to Indians
- stuck in same cubicle or office all day every day
- boss in next cubicle over monitoring every single thing you say or do
- have to play dress-up and wear ties
Wake up office slaves! Tradies are always going to be needed unlike you and your bullshit zoomer jobs. Grab some tools and come earn some real money.
i can tell by your moronic ass thread that youre no tradie and youre just larping
>we know we are useful members of society. The product of our labor is tangible
thank you for taxes and services, serf
I write code