The white collar cucks can say what they want about us tradechads but if anything we know our place in the world and we know we are useful members of ...

The white collar cucks can say what they want about us tradechads but if anything we know our place in the world and we know we are useful members of society. The product of our labor is tangible. Office jockeys can't say that and that's one of the reasons they seethe.

Happy Saturday my blue collar brothers, let's enjoy our well earned weekends.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Also jannies are white collar cuckolds and that's why they seethe that this board should be for 'diy related posts only'.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >jannies
      >having job
      >not being neet
      Lol, they wish

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >white collar cuckolds

      >do ~10 hours of actual work a week
      >bi month paycheck comes in
      >$4000

      also
      >jannies
      >job

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I analyse sales
    >I develop capabilities
    >I record blockchains
    >I head out to the sea on a vessel in order to catch aquatic life for consumption.

    stupid fucking comic
    stupid fucking OP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I develop capabilities
      Lol what the fuck does that even mean?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        LMAO, your three words:
        Johnny Can't Read

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You know that means nothing

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >You know that means nothing
            Maybe to someone who is dumb enough to believe the OPs premise, and then thinks its some kind of a "gotcha" when that premise is used to prove how mindlessly simplistic it is and you claim that a term that covers a mutlitude of activities (the same way the verbs "fish" or "farm" do) "means nothing" just because you don't know what it might mean.

            There's a reason some people have to hit things all day to make the 100% tangible paychecks that the office people have to calculate and disburse, Mr. Lunchpail.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Not trying to prove anything aside from the fact "developing capabilities" does not nearly tell what the job duties are when compared to saying "I catch fish". Don't @ me moron cause you're gay

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >saying "I catch fish"

                No, you simply accept the fact that the guys who-
                >drive/ navigate the boat
                >fix the mechanical equipment
                >cleans shit up
                >handle dock lines
                >cook
                and may never touch a fish or otherwise participate in actually catching fish will say " I catch fish", and you don't cry like a little baby that they aren't being specific or accurate enough, and if they *do* elaborate and say "I'm the chief engineer on a purse seiner" you won't sperg out about how that's not a real trade because it took more than three words to say it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                bro I told you not to @ me. Im probably not gonna read that, thanks

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I HELP/NAVIGATE/DRIVE/FEED FISHERS

                smartass

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like a raging narcissist who needs a good smack.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But he'd crack

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And you sound like an impotent cretin who knows his violent online bravado is laughable but literally can't think of anything else to do, so he just reflexively blathers out impotent, cretinous declarations about punishing people like he's the King of Retardium.
                All hail and fuck off, your majesty.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Being verbose dosen't make you look smart

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Being verbose dosen't make you look smart
                oh, it dosen't?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You've gotta be 18 to post here anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's better phrased "I develop automation"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I develop capabilities
      We all do Jim

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Perhaps it says something about the person doing the job that they are bad at it and among the 80% useless sponges of society if they agrandize their job by using their full bullshit title.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I do stuff

      Weeew checkmate le atheists

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>I head out to the sea on a vessel in order to catch aquatic life for consumption.
      Who the fuck talks like this LMAO

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >arghhhh! Somalian pirates we be! Bootstrap ya scallywags!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sheldon cooper

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i want to see a skit about a rough-looking guy working a very hands-on job (fisherman, welder, etc) but talking about his job in the most convoluted business-y way possible
        >we specialize in realizing large scale public projects in order to deliver value of internal and external stakeholders
        >shut the fuck up andrew, you're a goddamn concreter

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am an aquatic consumables engineer.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I farm.
    2 words.

    Or technically:
    Farm and ranch.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    was I.T.

    Now retired

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not a trade, but I get paid to beat blacks, brown people and take my sweet ass time on domestic violence calls. Quite a mouthful, but very useful.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my official job title was:
    mystate department of economic security, division of technology services, division of lan services, pc support technician.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cope and seethe poor fag. You will never be rich. You will never have disposable income. You will always marry average women.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >makes $15 an hour clogging the shit out of my toilet

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sure one of these word salad nothing job titles pay well, but it has to be soul crushing to know you're pretty much doing nothing but busy work that has literally no impact on society at large. To spend that big a chunk of your life this way is kind of sad

    A house framer can build a home for his family. A machinist can repair grandad's rifle that has had it's parts discontiuned. A mechanic can restore an old truck using his knowledge gained on the job. An assistant manager of a data analyst department of a car insure corporation can... Manage I guess? I feel for them as they must do whatever they can to make ends meet, but still I wonder what would drive a man to lead a life this way for a couple extra hundred bucks a month

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bait

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Trade jobs are basically just hobbies anon. I could do all of that stuff on my weekend, it's piss easy to learn.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >A house framer can build a home for his family.
      LMAO
      if a framer had the capacity to do that he wouldn't be a framer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >People that build houses actually cant build le houses!!!!! They just can't ok??

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          because it's well known every framer is also an engineer, electrician, plumber, etc etc and can just slap a house down by himself in a weekend with the cool $350k sitting in his multimillion dollar savings account
          Fucking moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much actually, when you've worked in construction long enough you've watched other trades do their thing for long enough and you can generally figure it out pretty easy. If you have a square and level foundation then everything should be simple, so you just gotta make sure that part is right. Framing, roofing, electrical and plumbing should all be fairly easy on a simple house.

            It's funny how building houses is a mystery to so many people.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Pretty much actually, when you've worked in construction long enough you've watched other trades do their thing for long enough and you can generally figure it out pretty easy.

              Framers don't hang around after thecframing is done to see most other trades do their thing, and when their time on site overlaps with other trades they piss and moan about the fact that they now have to pay attention to stuff you can't bang around on like a retarded ox, and call all the trades who have be careful of finishes and pay attention to detail and meet tolerances closer than +/- 3/8" gays for not being retarded oxen.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I should have said carpenter, or left out that example all together. I nearly derailed this thread with a tiny detail in that post, despite my point being clearly understood by most.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Despite personally knowing multiple people that have built their own homes i I will concede that it is out of the range of abilities of your average framer. Not impossible, but not common. It happens though.
            an average framer can build a deck you nitpicking gay. It doesn't change my point about work and western society at all. You argue like a woman.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >an average framer can build a deck you nitpicking gay
              So can a sales analyst you moron

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >A framer cant frame a house
                >But an office fag can build a deck
                ?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This guy gets it. Most framers I've met don't even like math. They bang out complex angles by tricks or brute force memory.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Welcome to construction retard, no one likes math

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                estimators, architects, engineers
                have fun being a day laborer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well said anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      these bullshit jobs are feminine in their nature, everything is about relationships managing people instead of practical application

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sure but I find cuter women through bullshit jobs

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The first and third can be simplified to
    >I analyze sales
    and
    >I write software
    Not really sure what the hell it is that the second person does, though.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I design roads

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I sell propane (and propane accessories)

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In a recession (which is coming soon) the trades continue to succeed and rise up, while white collar is the first to go.

    Can't wait to see these do nothing fags get their house taken by the bank.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/uwpdPiN.jpg

      The white collar cucks can say what they want about us tradechads but if anything we know our place in the world and we know we are useful members of society. The product of our labor is tangible. Office jockeys can't say that and that's one of the reasons they seethe.

      Happy Saturday my blue collar brothers, let's enjoy our well earned weekends.

      You guys both seem incredibly insecure.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >coming soon
      Okay Joe Biden.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >i do research
    >i teach
    instantly all of academia is justified

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    even some basic ass shit like working at some stores cant be described in three words, at least not without sounding retardd.

    >grocery store work

    its not even a complete sentence

    >I work at the grocery store

    too many words.

    This whole thing is fucking dumb

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cashier, shelf stocker, inventory management, meat slicer, mop boy, cart pusher.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is very much a 12 year old understanding of the world. Nobody on the entire planet is employed as a "cashier" That is just one aspect of the job, If you told me you were a cashier I would think you are retarded.

        Shelf stocker. Does this mean you load items on a shelf at a grocery store or that you deliver shelfs to companies that need them

        inventory managment, you know where Im going with this

        meat slicer, mop boy? really mop boy, did you grow up in a fucking retardville where that was actually a job and cart pusher again falls under the designation of "cashier"

        >you are fucking retarded.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >this is a 12 year olds understanding of the world
          >Nobody on the entire planet is employed as a "cashier"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thats because its called front end service. There is no such thing as a cashier. cashiering is the act of taking payment. This would be the same thing as saying somebody that digs holes for a living is a "hole"

            This is well withing the "Gramer Nazi" aspect of the argument, but it does make me technically better than you as a human

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >go online to job search
              >type in cashier
              >2 dozen jobs with that job title
              just admit you're a retard already

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                prove it, I dont believe you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Nobody on the entire planet is employed as a "cashier" That is just one aspect of the job, If you told me you were a cashier I would think you are retarded.
          https://www.indeed.com/jobs?q=cashier&l=Atlanta
          You are the stupidest retard in this entire group home full of retards. And you're autistic, too.
          Like actually on the spectrum. That's why things which are commonly and effortlessly understood by others are confusing, upsetting, and difficult for you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            read the job description. i will give you another try, because what you missed is so obvious I cant believe that you are an adult.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            being as stupid as you are is actually illegal, Im sending the feds

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I work with wood

    🙁

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I drill rocks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You better not be a fucking core driller

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah I'm a longhole/stope driller.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          On behalf of all of the engineering team: Sorry about the paste holes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Sorry about the paste holes.
            Not quite sure what you mean with that, im not verry informed with the english terms for stuff.
            >On behalf of all of the engineering team
            Makes it sound like you work for Atlas lol.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wrangle calculators

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically, people working in any sales/marketing aspect of the pharmaceutical industry love to say "I sell drugs" when asked what they do for a living.
    Captcha: PHD V2

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >white collar cucks
    I'm a geophysicist
    I find oil
    If there were none of us, oil companies wouldn't have a decent way to tell where the fuck they should drill a well. "Geologists say this entire area might contain oil, let's just drill a well every couple hundred meters in a grid pattern and hope we hit something". Yeah, no, not at several million per well.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is not a nothing job. You actually produce a tangible good/service for society White collar doesn't immediately mean bullshit job.

      Not all white collar jobs are bullshit, but most bullshit jobs happen to be white collar aka devoid of meaning in any capacity

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I fix cars.

    The great thing about this line of work is that a lot of the hand skills, problem solving, and technical knowledge can transfer to other DIY hobbies.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I write code
    specifically shit for communication systems
    I make it so you gays can blather on about how much more important you are than me
    I guess you’re right

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you gays care so much about contributing to this shitshow we call society?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I program computers

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    first level manager
    >still a bullshit job.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >OP sucks cock
    wow, a valid job!

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tradies:
    - make more money
    - job can't be automated or farmed out to India
    - scenery always changes
    - no boss hanging over you
    - company uniforms no suits or ties

    White collar cucks:
    - Get paid dick
    - routinely lose jobs to Indians
    - stuck in same cubicle or office all day every day
    - boss in next cubicle over monitoring every single thing you say or do
    - have to play dress-up and wear ties

    Wake up office slaves! Tradies are always going to be needed unlike you and your bullshit zoomer jobs. Grab some tools and come earn some real money.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can tell by your retarded ass thread that youre no tradie and youre just larping

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we know we are useful members of society. The product of our labor is tangible
    thank you for taxes and services, serf

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I write code

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