The Wendigo is not real, you do not have to fear the Wendigos, even if they were real you'd probbaly get hooked on that Wendigussy after the first try and it's not like we eat everyone alive.
Cougars don't give a shit about you unless they are rabid. Then suck city. Normally, they will see you and stop. Then keep on walking. No shits given. About 6am one morning coming home from work, I was walking from my truck to my house. Look to the right, cougar about 5 yards away. He gave me one of those gypsy witch screeches they do. My butt puckered nicely i must add. Then he walked off. Thanks for reading my blog. Kek
I might be 5'6 and have never encountered a mountain lion before, but I will kill that thing with my bare hands. I would punch that thing in the nose so hard that it would flinch like an everyday feline.
>You will never encounter one.
they're all over the place up here. i see them all the time but usually at a distance. especially in the early mornings. they usually just make eye contact then get up and frick off. there's enough of them up here that i even saw one on the sidewalk in my suburbs walking around at night.
tbf i do live in basically the most dense part of their population though.
This is probably the thought that went through every cougar victim's head shortly before they were killed and eaten.
They're a wild animal, not a disney movie cartoon. Pay attention to your surroundings and don't assume everything will be afraid of you.
>Going camping next week in Hill Tiger central for AZ.
Anons, what should I do to prepare? Do you think they want me to salt and pepper myself, or do I need to gut load myself with cat treats and wear some catnip? I don't want to disappoint them.
there are far scarier and more dangerous things in the hills of Appalachia than a cougar, my yankee friend.
The Wendigo is not real, you do not have to fear the Wendigos, even if they were real you'd probbaly get hooked on that Wendigussy after the first try and it's not like we eat everyone alive.
Haha you’re right anon… but if wendigos were real… what kind of cologne do they like guys to wear and what kind of flowers do they like :3
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i'd be more scared of an inbred meth addict than a mountain lion any day
>there are far scarier and more dangerous things in the hills of Appalachia than a cougar, my yankee frie-ACK
That bear is just trying to help the man stand up so he can go get help for his injuries. Stop trying to ruin the bear's good name.
t. misanthropist bear
>dude shot the bear
>bear wasn't best pleased about it
That bear tried that shit on me I'd whoop his ass.
with 7.62 NATO of course
What, bear-handed?
Bare-naked? :O
White supremacist hand signal
Oh fugg a cougar!!!
I carry a 6 inch blade and a boys axe when I go PrepHole, I fear no cats
Cougars don't give a shit about you unless they are rabid. Then suck city. Normally, they will see you and stop. Then keep on walking. No shits given. About 6am one morning coming home from work, I was walking from my truck to my house. Look to the right, cougar about 5 yards away. He gave me one of those gypsy witch screeches they do. My butt puckered nicely i must add. Then he walked off. Thanks for reading my blog. Kek
I might be 5'6 and have never encountered a mountain lion before, but I will kill that thing with my bare hands. I would punch that thing in the nose so hard that it would flinch like an everyday feline.
"Take me home"
If you are scared of mountain lions then you have never spent a significant of time outside.
You will never encounter one. If by very small chance you do, it will just run away.
This. The one in this video had every chance to rip his throat out but didn't. Just wanted him away from his youngins.
That's exactly what a cougar would say
>You will never encounter one.
they're all over the place up here. i see them all the time but usually at a distance. especially in the early mornings. they usually just make eye contact then get up and frick off. there's enough of them up here that i even saw one on the sidewalk in my suburbs walking around at night.
tbf i do live in basically the most dense part of their population though.
You're just proving his point
Where's that news article when you need?
This is probably the thought that went through every cougar victim's head shortly before they were killed and eaten.
They're a wild animal, not a disney movie cartoon. Pay attention to your surroundings and don't assume everything will be afraid of you.
>it will just run away
unless you're a kid. it's like the church, the predator won't go for the grown ups.
i volunteered on a big cat refuge over a summer. ive seen them eat. i will never relax around one. they are pure brutal killing machines.
okay what about other animals esp pack animals
never get a clear answer to the animal question
>Going camping next week in Hill Tiger central for AZ.
Anons, what should I do to prepare? Do you think they want me to salt and pepper myself, or do I need to gut load myself with cat treats and wear some catnip? I don't want to disappoint them.
>AZ
They're probably more used to the smell of meth.