The only tank on the parade. They did it again.

The only tank on the parade.
They did it again.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >snow
    Nature/God hates ruzzians

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit this guy looks 10 years older than he did last year

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He looked terrible back then too tbh

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's standard Russian aging

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That body double looks better than the actual guy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/tzi5BzL.png

          I think he actually looks pretty good here, unlike in the some vids/pics from the past year.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/Waxlf9B.jpeg

          >expectations vs reality
          how will /misc/ ever cope with reality hitting them like a brick wall

          To be fair, I don't even know if there's a real Putin anymore. It might just be a gaggle of body doubles controlling the country and the real guy is either dead or was never real to begin with.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            reference pic is

            https://i.imgur.com/Ubuw7r6.jpeg

            . that is from his time at pidorsburg as a kgb noob and before he got sent to dresden after their department made a huge frick up that got them disbanded. As you can see the chinlet is the original

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is it a little crazy to believe that they killed the original and he was never more than some low-tier KGB stooge? And the whole time it's been doubles and puppets controlled by God-knows-who?
              I mean South Korea had that whole "feminist cult puppeting the president and openly touting male genocide" thing, surely Russia is as fricked if not more fricked than that?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It might just be a gaggle of body doubles controlling the country
            If we're exploring the dead Putin theory, then it seems more likely that some other government organization (FSB?) would be running the country; the doubles would be no more aware of it than the average person, perhaps each assuming one of the other doubles they see on TV to be the real one.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >expectations vs reality
        how will /misc/ ever cope with reality hitting them like a brick wall

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The funniest part was when he got plastic surgery to give him a chin
          No wonder he's such a c**t
          >bald
          >manlet
          >chinlet

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt he ever did that, given that he's still chinless.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Its mostly the chin and cheek filler along with a bit of botox for the lines

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know that mewing shit? It obviously doesn't work, but you can push your jaw forward, to make your chin and jaw look bigger. You see a lot of models, actors and "content creator" homosexuals do it in promotional photos.
                Looks like he's doing it in the photo to the right, even if he's still a chinlet in that one.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think they managed to get him about 3/4" or 2cm or so
                Problem we have now is that there's at least 2-3 Putins running around groping kids, folding tomatoes and measuring eggs in public that the real one won't do. So its kind of hard to get an idea of what the real one is like.
                Shit he could be like Davros in DrWho by now

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's just second chin fat.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            got that innsmouth phenotype for real

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Putin's gill-ty of that, alright.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he did not. he is using body doubles that are not chinlets

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Actually not bad looking. The facial bloat really makes a difference. Can we blame that on aging or is that just lifestyle?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >AI slop
          I'll take the right

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >AI
            you cant even tell the difference between randomly generated and hand drawn. Stop pretending you know shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guy behind him is the red backpack soldier who fought in Mariupol

        You wouldn't see rishi sunak or Merkel sitting next to their own war vets

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You wouldn't see rishi sunak or Merkel sitting next to their own war vets
          I'm not a fan of sunak as he's jeetblood but pic related you are tarded

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            British politicians prefer to take pictures with prince Andrew and Jimmy saville.

            Putin prefers taking pictures with war veterans

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Post some of those pictures Rishi Sunak took with Jimmy Saville

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The same Russian veterans who raped men/women/kids before even going to the frontline?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NATO countries don't trust their own soldiers enough to sit them near their own leaders, they know how pozzed the UK and Germany have become from US globohomosexual influence

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muh Merkel
          The frick?

          NATO countries don't trust their own soldiers enough to sit them near their own leaders, they know how pozzed the UK and Germany have become from US globohomosexual influence

          >muh Germany
          What did we do now? Are you seething about WW2 again because of the date? You know you guys won that one, right?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Merkel sitting next to their own war vets
          She still makes vatBlack folk seethe. Pic related her retirement military honors ceremony.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >She still makes vatBlack folk seethe
            wtf? She shilled for the vatBlack folk all day long...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick is this moronation? Do you actually believe this?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Merkel hasn't been chancelor for almost 3 years now, lead paint drinker.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You wouldn't see rishi sunak or Merkel sitting next to their own war vets

          because you're referring to two leaders whose countries do not customary hold military parades you fricking moron.
          please ask your local trollfarm commissar to unblock wikipedia for you guys, so you can do at least some basic research next time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NATO countries don't trust their own soldiers enough to sit them near their own leaders, they know how pozzed the UK and Germany have become from US globohomosexual influence

          Holy frick the projection.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >soldier who fought in Mariupol
          >heard something
          >invent some shit and spam it
          Cumchugger moment. They didnt fight shit, they merely commanded units that took civilians hostages.

          Major Boris Dudko, seated directly behind Putin, served in the 76th Guards Air Assault Division, which occupied Bucha near Kyiv, where Russian troops killed over 600 civilians and engaged in mass murder, torture, and looting – actions Ukraine considers genocidal.

          To Putin's left was Senior Lieutenant Chalym Chuldum-ool from the 55th Separate Guards Motor Rifle Brigade, which held 350 Yahidne village residents in a school basement under concentration camp-like conditions in March 2022. Ten hostages died before the captives were released when the Russians abandoned the village.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What a lying frickface, god I hate zigurs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We have something you will never have, warm water ports.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they_are_the_same_picture.jpg

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do you want to have gay sex with me, nafo sister?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is Admiral Fukyu homieh on Putin's right?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He goes wherever the rape is.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He was the realest homieh.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they made another one
        RIP putin mk.6
        long live putin mk.7

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol not just the chin, look at the brows, the ear, the hairline. They really are weekend at berniesing him.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >bad hair day/11
            Man, that's fricking rough

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the mariupol one is a confirmed body double. Nipps did a algorithm, sorry "AI", that analyzed things like ear shape and compared different images. It came to the conclusion monke has at least two body doubles. One of them was the one that went to Mariupol as monke is too scared to go anywhere near that place

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not Putin. Stand in. Mask.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nature/God hates ruzzians
      Nature deity in human form here. Can confirm, I hate ziggers.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAUGHTY CSTO ERECT BARREL
    PATHETIC HATO LIMP BARREL

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >did you know that russia has T-34?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my sprocket designs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, are those markings stickers? Didn't they even paint that on?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie, you know its vinyl
        None of the cheap stuff either, proper aliexpress store bought import vinyl

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC that tank is borrowed from another former communist country too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bought from Laos. Was made in Czechoslovakia in the 50's.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did you know Germany has T-I-G-E-Rs?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made in Czechoslovakia

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imported from Laos

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Guess where Laos got them from

          https://wwiiafterwwii.wordpress.com/2023/10/13/the-t-34-in-laos/

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wasn't contesting
            >Oh, the places you'll see!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they deploy the smoke screen during a parade? Were they embarrased?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're joking, right? There's no way there were more western tanks at the parade in moscow than russian tanks lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore the fact that over half of our tanks have been lost comrade, feast your eyes on these 5 Abrams we captured!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        please, can someone post the old geriatric russian boomer pointing his fist towards the abrams?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://files.catbox.moe/o6nbfz.MP4

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >https://files.catbox.moe/o6nbfz.MP4
            kek, thank you anon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >get rescued from Germany by America
            >hate America
            Why are they like this?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They're in it to win it
              All is permitted
              Nothing is forbidden

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >by America
              By the British. The only reason Moscow did not fall was because the British started an entirely different war to open up trade route to Russia to give them shit. By the time the American Lend Lease (1942) arrived, the tide had already turned. America shortened the war, they did not 'win' it. The Russians lost most of their (actually huge) air force within the first few months. Hundreds of aircraft lost on the ground. They lost thousands of tanks in same time period and millions of men. The Bongs (stupidly) gave them hundreds of tanks and aircraft and trucks and ammo and fuel to fight. All of which held off them from Moscow before Zukov deployed his Siberians who helped push them away and stabilise the situation.

              This is all for me to say this war with Ukraine is nothing. The numbers lost are rookie numbers and Russia has lost way more in shorter period of time before and still gone on to win, granted with assistance, but win nonetheless.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >do literally nothing
                >claim you single-handedly won the war because you happened to be in an alliance with your former colony who won the war with their industry
                That's a new one

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, buddy, Muscovy isn't the soviet union.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >By the British.
                With all due respect, but US did waaaay more.
                As my great grandfather said, if it weren't for the americans we'd have soldiers naked (they used murrican coats), bare foot (they used murrican boots) starving (they ate murrican canned meat), with nothing to fight with (murrican weapons) and no way to move troops or supplies (murrican trucks) around the country. He was thankful to americans all his life, doubly so when they dropped the nukes on Japan, since by that point they've already finished in Europe and were shipped off to fight in Japan: stalin was willing to spend a couple million soldiers to invade Japan, so those who somehow didn't die fighting their way to Germany would die fighting in Japan, which thankfully didn't happen.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ww2 was a collective effort stop pretending that one nation was more vital than the others.
                >with assistance
                The problem of russia is that its MIC is always corrupt and underfunded and that they all act surprised when a war starts and they have frick all in production

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We gave them the factories and tooling to build all their vehicles before they ever set foot in Poland.
                It was a joint-effort.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                where did you get the food, the ammo, the fuel and the wheels for your rape rampage across euro in a war you started with the germans pidor

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                locally produced Ford trucks, of course

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can actually see the desolation in their eyes. Their sons were conscripted to die in a meat wave and they get a few bags of fricking cheese-flavored snacks for their troubles, and now they have to take a picture for their state media to circulate as the weakest propaganda imaginable.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Dangerously Cheesy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Russia killed its demographics because of its idiocy in handling WWII.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And they are proud of it as well.Instead of trying to train and equip their military so that the next war wouldn't have to rely on numerical superiorty or become a bloodbath during which they take far more casulties that their enemy they went and turned it into a quasi religions worship of needless sacrifce.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Russia hasn't. Russia is not the USSR.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1940s USSR and 2020s Russia are two very different things.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >By the time the American Lend Lease (1942) arrived

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >By the time the American Lend Lease (1942) arrived
                The Nazis invaded the USSR on June 22nd, 1941 and the first Lend-Lease shipments were already on their way by the end of the month. At the end of 1941, 10% of the Soviet Air Force's aircraft were Lend-Lease.
                > the tide had already turned
                Case Blue, motherfricker.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >just wait until the raise the draft age for the 65-85 pops!
            >you get your fricken chance!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            REEEEEEEE!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Zozzle

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Always makes me laugh.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            meanwhile in America, 97% of the population isn't even aware that Russia exists

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thats the most interesting part. rushits unironically believe that UStanians sleep and dream about russia every day, when in fact 99% of the US media coverage is actually about domestic shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen 'muricans symphatize with Russia because "they are surrounded by all those Juuropean countries."

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fun fact, there are morons everywhere.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, there are some issues with the education system in the U.S. but at least it's not Russia.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who's got the "alien technology" meme?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Priceless.
                Thanks anon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stupid boomer, that's not even an Abrams.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's you who are stupid.
              You don’t understand that the ziggers are actually fighting against the United States throughout the country.
              They are trying to win a Cold War that ended 30 years ago with them losing.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i phone recording
            >lenses of his glasses made in the us/germany/japan
            >Ralph Lauren cap designed in the us and made in china
            >Mc Obese tm
            >basketball sized liver
            these are the guys who are voting to send people 20 years younger than them to die in a moronic war

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I second the sentiment but it's pretty funny that you think votes matter

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1x Abramsismicals Tank
        1x M1150 ABV

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Funny that they restrained themselved by not showing the abrahms/leo on truck beds during the parade. Would honestly be pretty funny to see how they would do it and people's reaction like this

        https://files.catbox.moe/o6nbfz.MP4

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Funny that they restrained themselved by not showing the abrahms/leo on truck beds during the parade.
          I'm actually amazed they didn't

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          100% thought that would happen "look at what happens when you go up against us" sort of thing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Funny that they restrained themselved by not showing the abrahms/leo on truck beds during the parade.
          I'm actually amazed they didn't

          Well if they paraded those it would be a clear insult to USA, Germany etc.
          Russians pretend that they are fighting the entire NATO but only for their own people. Meanwhile parade is shown to everyone. If they parade that Abrahams X war trophy it would be a clear sign of hostility to USA which would contradict their propaganda plan "I'm John Smith from Washington oblast we don't care about Ukraine" and instead antagonize a lot of Americans against Russia.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This, they don't want to risk somehow raising the buried patriotism in the average subverted Trumptard.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when they had T14s and all that shit in order to pretend being equal to the West? Now they have one T-34, not even built in Russia; they bought from fricking Laos.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have to wonder why they're not even bringing out the T-14 for the parades. Maybe they all broke down

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because it would be too much of a joke, they are sending T-62s and golfcarts to the front, everyone would just ask why it isnt send and call it a parade and PR tank.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >call it a parade and PR tank
          Well, if the shoe fits.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly, hence why they want no one really to talk about it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A parade tank shouldn't break down and a PR tank shouldn't make hellish screams whenever it moves.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >hellish screams
              I almost forgot about how bad that transmission whine is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who is "everyone"? moronic ziggers would just agree with everything monke says, and all the normal Russians are laughing about the SMO online anyway

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lol

            Just like the "russians" that failed to attack belogrod? Funny how all the footage pulled off their corpses had them speaking polish or Ukrainian

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >talking about literally any topic
              >unprompted seething about Poland

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Map was edited by a zigger.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >failed
              They're still there occupying part of Belgorod LMAO.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This one?
        The final tank didn't quite live up to the concepts they released a decade ago, and even then simplified, budget version doesn't even fricking work.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like a better Merkava ngl

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They announced the project cancelled not too long ago, they probably left them to rot in one of their tank graveyards.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It turned out that T-14 was a traitor and pest and also the tool of corruption.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably a kulak as well.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a flypast?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eternal flypast maybe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, all the pilots flypassed on in ukraine.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not even golf carts.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even they know how embarrassing that would have been.
      I'm kind of surprised they didn't tow the handful of western vehicles they captured over the red square.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There might be one tank physically present, but spirits of its ~3000 brothers are smiling at it . Can you say the same, imperialist?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao Vacendak's Pirates have more equipment than puccian federation

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        India has more T-90s at this point than Russia

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also more tigers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >India has more T-90s at this point than Russia

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        huh, i never noticed that freejack reused red dawn fake BTR

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What did they use to make it?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're joking right, you just used last years footage as a joke right, there is no way the vats wouldn't at least put a little bit more effort into the parade after last year turned into a meme

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lone firetruck ready, in case something bursts into flames

    One might question the reliability of those vehicles.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're like some of the shitty old cars where you basically need 3 of them to keep one running and two to scavenge for parts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Some Russian boomers be like
        >Nyet, I know what I got
        >of no lowballing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's literally the plot of that Lada recruitment ad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they didn't even have the balls to parade captured Western vehicles

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Needs a nasheed edit.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one tree away from turning into a subway

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they cancel the air show like last year?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The only tank on the parade.
    Russian losses last 24 hours and totals, personnel is Russians killed and does not included wounded.
    09.05.2024
    Tanks — 7429 (+11)
    Armored fighting vehicle — 14281 (+35)
    Artillery systems — 12340 (+23)
    MLRS — 1058 (+1)
    Anti-aircraft warfare — 793 (+1)
    Planes — 349
    Helicopters — 325
    UAV — 9775 (+47)
    Cruise missiles — 2192 (+41)
    Ships (boats) — 26
    Submarines — 1
    Trucks and Fuel Tankers — 16618 (+69)
    Special equipment — 2027 (+8)
    Military personnel — aprx. 478730 people (+1300)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now post the Ukrainian losses.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        47000 dead ukrainians according to UALosses project, with another 70000 to 100000 wounded or missing according to diverse sources. With the current 2024 strategy Russia is losing around 5 men for every ukrainian the get, given their respective manpools of 10 million and 39 million respectively numbers don't favor Russia, even less so considering this k/d ratio is being achieved during a major supply shortage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >most parades only have the single T-34
      theres a distinct possibility that Russia lost more tanks in Ukraine over today than participated in mayday parades throughout Russia

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >theres a distinct possibility that Russia lost more tanks in Ukraine over today than participated in mayday parades throughout Russia
        They still have this turd, he was spotted at the dress rehearsal for putins 'inauguration' (pic related). They should have rolled it through red square

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sensei Seagull did nothing wrong. He is the greatest action start on the planet as his huge dedicated fan community points out time and time again

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >sensei Seagull did nothing wrong. He is the greatest action start on the planet as his huge dedicated fan community points out time and time again

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sensei Seagull did nothing wrong. He is the greatest action start on the planet as his huge dedicated fan community points out time and time again

          Real talk. How does seagauls money laundering scheme actually work?
          is it something like
          >russian maffia wants to launder 10 million USD
          >seagull takes 1 million for production of mega blockbuster hit movie
          >100k is used for actual production to make it as cheap as possible. 900k is payed to overpriced seaman for "acting"
          >conditions are big movie must contain at least one strip club scene, seegel being awesome at everything, he getting the barely legal young model and stunt double used for any physical activity including walking up stairs
          >after mega hit is finished in a week of shooting maffia sets up front stores that order said movies from seagel production company
          >said direct to DVD gold is then bought by cash transactions in shop laundering the rest of the 9 million
          does the cast alter depending on whom orders the laundering? Like I have seen him alter between using places like thailand, china and russian extras/costars

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/i34A3at.png

      He looked terrible back then too tbh

      https://i.imgur.com/tzi5BzL.png

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A thousand mobiks a day to keep Tsar Monke on his golden toilet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for the banan is eternal

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post banans

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shoiguuuuuuuuuuuuu

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically we have reached the 1000 dead per day. Grimdark.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think the personnel losses have dipped below 1000 for a couple of weeks now, they're usually about that 1100-1300 a day.
      Sort of puts into perspective that they claim to 'recruit' 30k a month out of Russia but that's literally 1000 in and 1000 out daily, that's a lot of mobik cubes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's crazy. The absolute best, most optimistic propaganda Russia can come up with, which paints them in the most positive light possible, says that they need 300k men every 10 months to keep up this rate of advance
        Grim

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >this rate of advance
          Its nucking futs for sure, considering they're maybe scratching out some fallow wheat field of a few acres here and there, maybe they'll take a 'city' of pre-war pop 250 with 3 roads and a goat track for 30,000 dead and maybe 300+ armoured vehicles, 100-140 tanks, 2-400 artillery systems and a small mountain of trucks.
          Obviously there's a few places Ukraine will want to stonewall them, but for the most part they can just over-extend these morons into pincer movements for weeks on end racking up the enemy casualties and if needed pull back. It sucks to be on constant defense all the time for morale, but if they're patient enough it'll mean some counter offensives will be truly brutal for Russia

          >I don't think the personnel losses have dipped below 1000 for a couple of weeks now, they're usually about that 1100-1300 a day.
          >Sort of puts into perspective that they claim to 'recruit' 30k a month out of Russia but that's literally 1000 in and 1000 out daily, that's a lot of mobik cubes
          pushing 2/3s of all the artillery Russia had gone, including reserves and what's left won't be the gud stuff, plus all the guns they shot out being General Armageddon for Dr. Evil points are gone.

          Once their artillery is reduced enough its pretty much over, that and the loss of SAM systems will mean some contested airspace too and as much as people love artillery, myself included. It doesn't fare real well against air strikes!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >some contested airspace too
            I want to believe but I'm not holding out hope after 2 years of lobbing bombs from behind your own lines (both sides) and throwing cruise missiles

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't think the personnel losses have dipped below 1000 for a couple of weeks now, they're usually about that 1100-1300 a day.
        >Sort of puts into perspective that they claim to 'recruit' 30k a month out of Russia but that's literally 1000 in and 1000 out daily, that's a lot of mobik cubes
        pushing 2/3s of all the artillery Russia had gone, including reserves and what's left won't be the gud stuff, plus all the guns they shot out being General Armageddon for Dr. Evil points are gone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where do you even store all that meat? This is like another shoah.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Store?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That pic radiates such an Age of Empires aura.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Where do you even store all that meat?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            BUILT for belly rubs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Where do you even store all that meat?
          Cube form is generally the most efficient

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God, they are so close to half a million casualties. I really need to see that shit man, it's gonna be hilarious.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dead, anon. Not casualties, corpses

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They must be on something like 1.5 million kia/wia/mia total now and that's being very generous to Russia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >personnel is Russians killed and does not included wounded.
      Why do you lie. It's all casualties not just killed.

      Where do you even store all that meat? This is like another shoah.

      God, they are so close to half a million casualties. I really need to see that shit man, it's gonna be hilarious.

      Dead, anon. Not casualties, corpses

      They must be on something like 1.5 million kia/wia/mia total now and that's being very generous to Russia

      It's the same guy posting this in every thread for months, he's the one who adds that it does'nt include wounded because the actual daily Ukraine Ministry of Defense posts on social media doesn't. He does it to be edgy and "own the vatniks".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Casualties always includes wounded, don't blame your anger and confusion on anything but your ignorance.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You illiterate? He puts on every post "personnel is killed and does not include wounded" and you're saying it includes wounded? You moronic or somethin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he's the one who adds that it does'nt include wounded
        Because it doesn't you falseflagging c**t
        https://www.minusrus.com/en
        Personnel
        ~478.730 +1300
        wounded ~1.436.190

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How does that match Zelensky saying the Russians have 180k dead then?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care what Zelensky said. Don't change the subject. You lied

            >personnel is Russians killed and does not included wounded.
            Why do you lie. It's all casualties not just killed.

            [...]
            [...]
            [...]
            [...]
            It's the same guy posting this in every thread for months, he's the one who adds that it does'nt include wounded because the actual daily Ukraine Ministry of Defense posts on social media doesn't. He does it to be edgy and "own the vatniks".

            >It's all casualties not just killed

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No I didnt you little moralgay. I didn't know it was from MinusRus. I thought it was from Ukraine's Ministry of Defense's daily social media posts. Again, how does that relate to Zelensky saying they have 180k dead and Macron saying they have 150k dead?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I wasn't lying, I simply said the anon was intentionally misleading us even though he wasn't
                Frick off, zigger. You lost more people (KIA that is) than the USA did in WW2 already
                >continually trying to hold me responsible for something Zelensky said
                I don't give a shit. TZD
                morons like you are exactly why no one likes Russians

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's the same guy posting this in every thread for months
        I already knew that you dumb-ass homosexual. I appreciate his updates on zigger deaths.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You mean they didn't tow the buck-broken HATO tanks to gloat over their imminent viktory(sic)?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remember 2010 when contingents from Poland, the UK, the US, France, and Ukraine marched in the Victory Day Parade? Better days.

        ?si=Il6hh_ciiTHylN_i&t=125 [Remove]

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah this is something that vatnigs seemingly try to ignore, how the west tried so hard to tolerate Putin and amend the relationship with Russia, both diplomaticly and with trade. You saw this after 2008 and 2014, how we quickly ignored it after some time. Yet Vatnigs live in a schizo dream where the NATO West does nothing except undermine Russsia when in reality we have to begrudgingly deal with their antics.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yet Vatnigs live in a schizo dream where the NATO West does nothing except undermine Russsia
            A mixture of propaganda by their shit government same as the last 500 years and self denial of their own culpability. Russia is a shithole that's been going backwards directly to the 1800s, like the entire USSR thing never even happened, it's tsar and boyars all over again. I still can't get over how fricking wild it is to read western Euro political cartoons (particularly the bong ones) of Russia from the 1800s and they directly fricking apply today, they could have been drawn yesterday.

            So Russians are desperate for an external enemy to blame it on vs accepting how shit they are themselves. They'd rather drag down anyone trying to improve things then actually see improvement and have it highlight them being wrong ever.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I really hope the West isn't dumb enough to let the Russians do a "reset" once the war is over and Putin is gone. In retrospect, it's obvious that Medvedev's role was to be reasonable and conciliatory and make everyone forget about the invasion of Georgia, so that when Putin returned to power things would already be back to normal. After Putin's gone the Russians will be pro-peace and democracy... right up until they suddenly aren't.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They might just do it again, if monke really decides that the Baltics are an even easier target, like some fear.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Neat fact: the white horse at 4:16 is a descendent of the one Zhukov rode in the 1945 Victory Parade.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            Remember 2010 when contingents from Poland, the UK, the US, France, and Ukraine marched in the Victory Day Parade? Better days.

            ?si=Il6hh_ciiTHylN_i&t=125 [Remove]

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            autism

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >autism
              Guilty as charged. I sometimes delete and then remake my posts because I hate making spelling mistakes or fricking up little details.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I could understand the other Allied/Soviet countries, but why on earth Poland?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Poland believes in grace, mercy and redemption.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because Poles fought on the sides of both the Western Allies and the Soviets. Kicking G*rms was the unifying aspect and the prospect of at least partially and symbolically forgiving grievances to further cooperation and betterment of national relations is inherently good and virtuous
            Too fricking bad monke saw banan and completely massacred the still fertile soil of international relations for the next fricking century

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_Armed_Forces_in_the_East

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit the polish marching style absolutely mogs everyone else

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The salute with the drawn saber is baller af

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol. Maybe we'll have another parade like that one day

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They didn’t even tow the Ukrainian tanks they captured?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based Merkel showing the vatBlack person how its done properly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/nHSCLp0.png

      >Merkel sitting next to their own war vets
      She still makes vatBlack folk seethe. Pic related her retirement military honors ceremony.

      She loved buying Russian oil so why does she make vatBlack folk seethe now?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why does she make vatBlack folk seethe now?

        Guy behind him is the red backpack soldier who fought in Mariupol

        You wouldn't see rishi sunak or Merkel sitting next to their own war vets

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, I'm asking why he brought up fricking Merkel all of a sudden

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes, I'm asking why he brought up fricking Merkel all of a sudden
            Oh its a vatBlack person, they are moronic , there really is no more to it than that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know it was worth a try, the whole engagement via trade thing, after all Russia was a NATO partner was even signed up for the European courts of justice looked like someday they might even be in the EU and NATO and then Putin literally fricked everything up. The whole idea of tying Russia up in trade and a touch of money to drag it into civilization was as good as an idea as any after the collapse of tardist gommunnism. Accepted it did not work but it was worth a shot. Merkel was despised by Putin. He even found out she was terrified of dogs so brought a dog to a meeting with her. Petty stupid, crude little man that putin.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like she got cucked

          Same thing happened to thatcher when Deng asked her to give Hong Kong back or he would invade. he smoked in her face and spat into a spittoon next to her.

          Guess what happened? She caved in and signed over HK to the Chinese, no independence

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Sounds like she got cucked
            And theres the vatBlack person mindset again, crude and stupid vile and worthless a brown simulator outside civilization . Enjoy your dying dictatorship vatBlack person and here's to your death.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >signed over HK to the Chinese, no independence
            Those were the terms of the 99-year lease the Brits got in 1898.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, thats copium

              That only applied to parts of the new territories, and it was signed with the qing dynasty. Not communist china or the ROC

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >anon discovers that nations after a regime change are considered the successor of the nation for the purpose of international treaties

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's the same logic Putin uses to justify his invasion to call Ukraine a non country

                It the PRC claiming Taiwan

                Reality is it means very little, what matters is your power to exercise sovereignty and power. The British lost that after WW2 and had to give away their empire. My point is further proven by their cop out of trying to offer HK independence like Singapore being forced off the table by China (lord pattons own words) who threatened they could invade and take it in a day. Same week thatcher folded

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That's the same logic Putin uses to justify his invasion
                Black person, it's the same logic all international diplomacy uses. Russia was designated as the successor of the USSR wrt international treaties, for example. They had a big meeting about it with all the heads of the soviet republics
                I don't see why you're seething about this

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't even know that treaty only applied to parts of the new territories anon

                Go read some basic history and educate yourself

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ownership of the rest of Hong Kong was touchy because of the whole Opium Wars thing.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Take it up with the 1978 Vienna Convention on Succession of States in Respect of Treaties, buddy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for jumping in, more educated anon

                You didn't even know that treaty only applied to parts of the new territories anon

                Go read some basic history and educate yourself

                >I ran out of arguments, so I'll just tell you to go read
                Okay. Thanks for conceding
                I'm not even the guy talking about HK by the way, I just laughed at you for saying an old treaty doesn't apply to the PRC cause it was signed before they existed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Without those parts of the New Territories, Hong Kong was literally no longer able to survive by the 80's. The New Territories is where the majority of the cities' freshwater sources and related infrastructure are situated.

                This is also why trying to fight it out would have been completely hopeless. The New Territories are indefensible and the moment the Chinese take them they have the city at their mercy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >after all Russia was a NATO partner
          No? What the frick are you talking about, kraut? You don't have to make shit up to cover up your little Stasi snitch being a lame duck when it came to Putin's annexation of Crimeia.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Post-war Bundeswehr goes out of its way to denazify its aesthetics and traditions
      >Except for the torchlit rallies
      >That shit rules

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to watch that homosexual hang so much.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know the sad truth?
    They didn't parade the Abrahams and the few Bradleys they captured to not piss off Americans.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even the parade tank commanders have gone downhill since 2022.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Russian parade: cool WW2 vehicles honouring the fallen

    US parade: gay pride and homosexuals, LGBT and brown people

    You hate them because it's true

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      B8. No one in Russia even thinks like this anymore. They are all hoping Putin will be murdered before their relatives get sent or even worse scheming on how to get mens houses and cars if they are sent

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Russia uses tanks for the war and not for parades
    And? Is this an own?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look up weather in Moscow today
    >-1C, snowing
    >in mid May
    >look outside
    >20 C, sunny
    Holy shit lmao god really does hate russia, I am fricking glad I don't have to live in that shithole

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone go through trouble of counting tanks on Eastern cities parades compared to last year?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For reference, here's a pic of a parade a regional town in Latvia had.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And another one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/663hkMV.jpeg

      And another one

      Wtf Latvia now has Leo 2 A6?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spain does and they have troops in Latvia.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do they normally hold military parades for Europe day?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, this was in the 4th of May, a national holiday celebrating the regaining of independence from the USSR. The last few years one of the regional towns gets a mini-parade thrown in honour of the event.

        [...]
        Wtf Latvia now has Leo 2 A6?

        They're from Spain. The M109's are ours tho.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a Spanish flag?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These are the best goddamn threads of the year. May the King Monke Hilarious War never end

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >200 posts
    >no "russia stronk, we have T-34" countrysphere

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This

    <-They should have shown this one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have weird fingers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's because they're American, not Russian.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's because it's shopped.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but then

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like back when Hamas was parading some captured israeli girls.

      We know how well that went for them and the pallis eh?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently some of the smaller scale parades has this thing in it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm almost certain that is the flimsiest metal and glass panes that would do frick all against any type of incoming bullets.
      Do they actually even try to build for war anymore or is it literally all just for show and they throw their conscripts away like trash?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they throw their conscripts away like trash?
        At least there's something me and the russian state can agree on - russians deserve death

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait what? Seriously? WHAT WERE THOSE FRICKING WESTERN TANKS THEY WERE SHOWING OFF FOR IF THEY WEREN'T GONNA DRIVE THEM AT THE PARADE AS TROPHIES!?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >two years into the US invasion of Mexico
    >USAF inexplicably holds an airshow despite losing aircraft every single day, sometimes by the dozens
    >crowds hear an engine and excitedly watch for American display of power
    >It's a single P-51 barely limping along in a straight line

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they bought the P-51 back from Guatemala for the parade

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they actually bought 30 but could only keep 1 in flying condition

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this your cope for losing in ukraine?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's russias cope for losing in Ukraine.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        still in denial, huh?

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Russia having a 'Victory' today? With their tank and their Putin? Again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one russia, one tank, one putin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, as it turns out the anniversary of Germany's surrender is a yearly thing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yes, as it turns out the anniversary of Germany's surrender is a yearly thing.
        Its not actually this whole thing was invented by Putin, the original victory day parades were just on major anniversaries and for years there was no commemoration at all. The big may day soviet military parade marked gommunism and international workers and had nothing top do with WW2. You're a brainwashed simpleton.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was Breznev who started it you dumb pseudo-intellectual.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bur that was yesterday

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Russia and some former Soviet countries celebrate on 9 May, as Germany's unconditional surrender entered into force at 23:01 on 8 May Central European Summer Time; this corresponded with 00:01 on 9 May in Moscow Time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bur that was yesterday

        >Still celebrating a 79 year old victory
        Don't they have any new victories to celebrate?Is the US doing this as well?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wait were we supposed to?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh zisters no no no nooooooooooooooo

    "TV coverage HACKED to show destroyed Russian tanks"
    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/27817912/putin-nuclear-briefcase-victory-day-hacked/

    HACKED BROADCAST
    In a possible huge security blunder, the broadcast of the military parade was targeted by anti-Putin hackers.

    The apparent attack on smart TVs across Russia lasted for over 20 seconds as the ceremony was interrupted with grim footage showing the reality of Russia's war in Ukraine.

    Fields of dead soldiers, a squaddie being blown up inside a trench, the wreckage of bomb-blitzed tanks and fighting vehicles and scores of helmets of fallen troops covered the screens.

    It is not yet clear who was behind the hack.

    I

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The moment Russian smart TVs showing the parades were seemingly hacked with grim pictures showing the reality of the war

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        However, an unknown narrator's voice fumes: "We are toiling for them. He was trying to distract us from all of his f***-ups with a war with the closest nation to us.

        "F***** the war up too and does not know how to get out of this and what lies to tell us next."

        It then cut back to a clip of Putin stating: “Special Military Operation can take a long time."

        It also paired up an image of Moscow's troops in a 'Z' formation - the symbol of Russia's invasion of Ukraine - next to German World War 2 soldiers forming a Nazi swastika.

        The voice continued: "If this is the fight against nazism, then he himself should be judged for finding excuses for Hitler...After this, he dares to come close to veterans?

        "Someone should spit in his face and not shake his hand.”

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/UaVzL0F.png

      The moment Russian smart TVs showing the parades were seemingly hacked with grim pictures showing the reality of the war

      However, an unknown narrator's voice fumes: "We are toiling for them. He was trying to distract us from all of his f***-ups with a war with the closest nation to us.

      "F***** the war up too and does not know how to get out of this and what lies to tell us next."

      It then cut back to a clip of Putin stating: “Special Military Operation can take a long time."

      It also paired up an image of Moscow's troops in a 'Z' formation - the symbol of Russia's invasion of Ukraine - next to German World War 2 soldiers forming a Nazi swastika.

      The voice continued: "If this is the fight against nazism, then he himself should be judged for finding excuses for Hitler...After this, he dares to come close to veterans?

      "Someone should spit in his face and not shake his hand.”

      when fiction becomes reality

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This happened in RL

        ?si=9NZ0BxPDF59xhJsi

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Headroom_signal_hijacking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/UaVzL0F.png

      The moment Russian smart TVs showing the parades were seemingly hacked with grim pictures showing the reality of the war

      However, an unknown narrator's voice fumes: "We are toiling for them. He was trying to distract us from all of his f***-ups with a war with the closest nation to us.

      "F***** the war up too and does not know how to get out of this and what lies to tell us next."

      It then cut back to a clip of Putin stating: “Special Military Operation can take a long time."

      It also paired up an image of Moscow's troops in a 'Z' formation - the symbol of Russia's invasion of Ukraine - next to German World War 2 soldiers forming a Nazi swastika.

      The voice continued: "If this is the fight against nazism, then he himself should be judged for finding excuses for Hitler...After this, he dares to come close to veterans?

      "Someone should spit in his face and not shake his hand.”

      [...]

      Interesting, it looks like this was actually some sort of Russian dissident group. Here's the Telegram channel and QR code link from the video:
      https://t[dot]me/CleanTheRussia
      https://telegra[dot]ph/Russkij-Poryadok-Edin-05-03

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit I forgot this was today, it completely slipped my mind
    What were the highlights?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's in the OP.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What were the highlights?
      "HACKED BROADCAST
      In a possible huge security blunder, the broadcast of the military parade was targeted by anti-Putin hackers.

      The apparent attack on smart TVs across Russia lasted for over 20 seconds as the ceremony was interrupted with grim footage showing the reality of Russia's war in Ukraine.

      Fields of dead soldiers, a squaddie being blown up inside a trench, the wreckage of bomb-blitzed tanks and fighting vehicles and scores of helmets of fallen troops covered the screens.
      "

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I'm not believing this until I see proof.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://metro.co.uk/2024/05/09/hackers-target-coverage-putins-victory-day-parade-compare-hitler-20808741/?ico=mosaic_world

    Vladimir Putin was targeted by hackers who sabotaged TV coverage of his Victory Day parade in yet another humiliation for the dictator.

    While Russia celebrated the defeat of Nazi Germany in World War II, coverage of the event in at least four regions cut to footage of the destruction in Ukraine.

    It compared Putin to Hitler and showed his patriotic ‘Z’ symbol as being similar to the swastika.

    Each Russian soldier was labelled a ‘killer’, while viewers were also told how their president had freed murderers and paedophiles to fight in his war who had gone on to offend again.

    Another caption referring to a business run by Putin’s former spouse Lyudmila, says: ‘Putin’s ex-wife earned a billion by lending to Russians at 300% per annum.’

    There was also footage from the Crocus City concert hall massacre in March carried out by ISIS with claims Putin’s security services failed to protect people, leading to 145 deaths in the bloodbath.

    The TV hacking covered at least four regions – Omsk, Irkutsk, Orenburg, and Bashkortostan.

    Channels covering the parade – including Putin’s speech threatening the West with his strategic nuclear weapons – were interrupted.

    Viewers were encouraged to join the opposition to Putin’s regime.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proof?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Copy-paste the link, moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not Moscow
        I’ll be going back to sleep. This is like when you said Victory Day would be canceled. Cope

        https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/victory-day-parade-coverage-hacked-26911136

        A major hack of Russian TV schedules during the country's Victory Day coverage led millions to see an anti-war message that's officially banned from screens.

        A caption appeared on hacked screens saying: “The blood of thousands of Ukrainians and hundreds of their children is on your hands.

        “TV and the authorities lie. No to war.”

        The hack impacted online viewers of various channels transmitted by MTS mobile operator, NTV Plus, Rostelecom and Wink, and hit viewers all over Russia.

        The ‘No to War’ call came as Russians prepared to watch the annual Victory Day military parade on Red Square presided over by Vladimir Putin.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >The TV hacking covered at least four regions – Omsk, Irkutsk, Orenburg, and Bashkortostan.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not Moscow
      I’ll be going back to sleep. This is like when you said Victory Day would be canceled. Cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And now videos of it are out on the internet, meaning Moscow's gonna see it anyway. Idiot.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it totally owned Voldemort Putler even though it didn’t effect the only city he cares about
          Cope lmao. Shut off power and nobody watches TV easy solution.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >even though it didn’t effect
            And that's where you're wrong. But then again, you know that already, don't you, vatBlack person? You're just coping, seething and lying about it, as usual when something happens that doesn't fit your script.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Proof?

        https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/russian-tv-hack-no-to-war-message-ukraine-putin-victory-day-parade-moscow-red-square-b998811.html

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post the sun next!

          https://i.imgur.com/uGt7eCk.png

          >even though it didn’t effect
          And that's where you're wrong. But then again, you know that already, don't you, vatBlack person? You're just coping, seething and lying about it, as usual when something happens that doesn't fit your script.

          You’re right. Le epik anonymous ended the war! In reality though nothing important happened and most Russians were asleep. It will be wiped from history and nobody will know.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Nothing happened but yes it happened but we don't care because vatBlack person! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You sound upset your little stunt did nothing. Meanwhile Russian citizens are celebrating Victory. Can you say the same for the Ukraine?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Meanwhile Russian citizens are celebrating Victory
                care to show me that victory little pidor? Russian humiliated internationally again. I guess you are just used to it.

                Russian losses last 24 hours and totals, personal is Russians killed and does not include wounded.

                09.05.2024
                Tanks — 7429 (+11)
                Armored fighting vehicle — 14281 (+35)
                Artillery systems — 12340 (+23)
                MLRS — 1058 (+1)
                Anti-aircraft warfare — 793 (+1)
                Planes — 349
                Helicopters — 325
                UAV — 9775 (+47)
                Cruise missiles — 2192 (+41)
                Ships (boats) — 26
                Submarines — 1
                Trucks and Fuel Tankers — 16618 (+69)
                Special equipment — 2027 (+8)
                Military personnel — aprx. 478730 people (+1300)

                Remember, for glavset, this war will never end and you will die for what you have done trying to propagandize to conceal grotesque war crimes. You will be found and you will pay, enjoy your fake holiday for your dictator.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Russia is out producing the west in vehicles every month. Maybe target factories instead of refineries next time.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Russia is out producing the west in vehicles every month
                Russians believe this nonsense. Look how completely insane they have become.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't fricking mexico making more stuff than russia?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mexico is out producing America

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Isn't fricking mexico making more stuff than russia?
                Italy has a bigger economy than Russia

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As I recall some models like the Bronco Sport are made in Mexico. Does Russia even make anything besides the Lada?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >target factories instead
                Can't hit fictional targets

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/russian-tv-hack-no-to-war-message-ukraine-putin-victory-day-parade-moscow-red-square-b998811.html
          “Now our IT specialists are promptly eliminating the consequences of hack so that subscribers can receive services and watch TV programs and movies as quickly as possible.”

          A viewer called Olga Ivanova said: “I have NTV Plus satellite TV and the same s*** is happening there on every channel.”

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            On Russian Dvach they are claiming that RU in fact hacked Ukrainian TV this day. Total projection

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Damage control mode already activated
    Pajeet's eating good tonight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      control mode already activated
      >Pajeet's eating good tonight
      That village will get a well for sure this time

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's always old people, are there young people watching these things? I know a Russian from a game server and he says this day is a waste of time and it's snowing, are there young Russians waiting for this parade or did they all die in ukraine?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Russia is mostly those old people. And usually old women at that.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Putin looks so weird, is even the real one?

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a sex, where is Gerasimo?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably in the ground

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: At birth Russians are gifted free humiliation for life

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This much seethe over the fact that you (the west) are losing. KEK, you don’t even have a Victory Day. You have nothing to be proud of.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is russia winning?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The honor to become newest Chinese province.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        got themselves more chunks of mother earth half the size of germany. what do you have loser?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bait used to be good. Try harder next time homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shouldn’t you be celebrating pride month homosexual?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, but that Russian tradition's celebrations only start next month.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah russia propaganda is so weird, some places it's about trad stuff but on others is literally gay communist Black folk

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They missed out me, they never said Ukrainians are cruel protestants

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well they are Orthos, but so is Russia, and arguably worse so. And they're more like israelites than protestant schizos, except the Russian Orthodoxy which is like both.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So if I dislike Russians, Ukraine becomes Russia?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You just described "muh both sides"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They are going to be claiming that Russians and Ukrainians are the same, therefore you should hate both

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One Tank. HAHAHAHA

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >One tank

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    T34 is to this day and was the best tank in the world in the only era where tanks mattered.
    Tanks are obsolete in modern wars. This should be clear to everyone now.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So question to ziggurz: Okay got it you have T-34 only it's ok, but why it's not like 100 of them on parade? Or like they saving T-34 for meat waves?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They lost all the working T-34s, they had to import 6 from Laos for parade purpouses. There’s also probably less than 100 T-34s in working order.

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