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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the teat is being milked

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the pimple is being popped

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHOIGU, GERASIMOV, YOU OLD QUEERS
    >WHILE YOU SIT IN YOUR DACHAS OUR GUYS ARE BEING JERKED OFF HERE, EVERY DAY, IT'S RIDICULOUS, LIKE A NON-STOP TUG AND FRICK PARADE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how Russians think of themselves as bears when to the average American a bear is just another pest to be dealt with.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dicky juice is being slurped

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a feint you doofus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are we really gonna do this for like the fourth time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're gonna do this all the way back to Rostov I'm afraid.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Rostov
          no brakes till the Pacific ocean brothers

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          As a resident of Rostov, I have nothing against it.
          But will they give me a Ukrainian passport?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and with another goodwill gesture too

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          moronic commies can't even get thier electrons into bilaterally symmetrical orbits! What maroons!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fourth? They've been saying its a feint for the entire war. I don't know how these morons post this shit unironically.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has le ebin Russian false retreat ever actually played out in this war? The only thing they even succeeded at was pulling out from Kherson in relatively good order.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The wiener will go in the ass, as we have predicted and when they least expect it we will raise one eyebrow and the bear will close it's jaws, and the ukranians will understand everything.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is known that i've been trying to force this Russian translation meme for months without success, good job for doing such things in reality.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FEINTS
      >No we don't want it anyway
      >FEINTS
      >No, I've a better one
      >FEINTS

      every fukkin time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      vatsisters, we're so frickin backsies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can you only come up with one cope for the same scenario 4 times

      Like, the Kiev feint cope was kind of rational, it kind of made sense, heavy emphasize on " kind of "

      But the Kherson and Kharkov " feints " are just pure cope level 100000

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the Ukies expended a lot of veteran units to kill useless Russian convicts

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is no evidence of this. lol

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ukies literally deployed their special forces to Bakhmut to act as run of the mill infantry

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              see

              There is no evidence of this. lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I demand an apology

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you can't deploy special forces in a battle because... BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY??

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yea and how many VDV died trying to take Vuhledar, Soledar, and Bakhmut?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Total vdv death

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wait, I though the dying at Vuhledar was primarily the 155th Marine Infantry. Were there significant VDV fatalities, too?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But they weren't working as run of the mill military.

                They had a very specific purpose at that point in the conflict.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >spec ops
                I thought green tape means volunteer troops?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, no. We've been over this a million times. They rotate colors at random to weed out infiltrators

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No mentions of them being "run of the mill militery", while I personally know a bunch of people who were conscripted/volunteered as territorial defense forces and were in Bakhmut, then were rotated out. You can't even produce plausible lies, whatever they pay you, its too much.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Vatnik shills have been pushing this shit forever and I still have yet to see anything materialize.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >special supermarket loader forces

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does anyone have that webm from the start of the war?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can you show me one single bradley or leo or even a fricking Striker attacking Bakhmut? Plenty of vids out there, we only see a M113 lel

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ukies expended a lot of veteran units

          They rotated TDF and some SF units. The real heavy hitters were nowhere near the area.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If the Wagner convicts were so useless, why did they make gains where elite Russian units in Avdiivka, Vuhledar, etc. did jack shit? Any realistic analysis puts Wagner as the most effective fighting force on the Russian side and neutralizing them was a sound strategy on the part of the Ukrainians.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Any moron can overwhelm smaller force concentrations with repeated attacks and numbers or force retreats through lack of ammo, Pigozhin isn't some fricking military genius.
            >captcha: PVPJN

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Okay then why can't any other moron in the Russian Armed Forces do it anywhere else despite launching repeated attacks and deploying (and provably losing) huge numbers of men and materiel?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because regular Puccians tend to revolt if used as suicide spotters for artillery, as opposed to prisoners who get told that they do as they're told or they'll be shot.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon this is Russia. No, the soldiers are not revolting. It's just an incredibly inefficient and mismanaged army, unlike Wagner, which is actually well-run and has a ton of veteran fighters to back up their convicts. They're actually just bad.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >which is actually well-run and has a ton

                *had

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because the Russian Armed Forces are utterly shit, but apparently somewhat more responsible about just wasting what few men they've been able to draw upon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                For the same reason Wagner shouldn't have done it either.
                They have ~~*taken*~~ Bahkmut and are now almost depleted.
                At the casualty rate they suffered for a shitty little border city they would need the entire population of Russia a few times over to conquer all of Ukraine.

                It's not a viable strategy and was only employed because of political reasons at great cost to the Russian war effort.

          • 11 months ago
            Sage

            Human meat wave tactics,
            Not because they were good (rather the opposite), they just threw bodies at the problem. Literally.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If the Wagner convicts were so useless, why did they make gains
            did they make gains or were they allowed to slowly advance just enough to keep them engaged?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >American and Russian flag
      Every fricking time

      The wiener will go in the ass, as we have predicted and when they least expect it we will raise one eyebrow and the bear will close it's jaws, and the ukranians will understand everything.

      I love this new copypasta, the ass is in the ass cumrag holols will soon understand*~~*~~))

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he>s actually an Australian who hates Australia for some reason.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody post the webm of the bear getting pissed on from above

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"the bear will leave it's cage and consequences will never be the same"
          >the bear in question

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could you name any other time they fell for "it"?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        As we speak, brave Russian forces are advancing into the Belhirod People's Republic. There, you will face the might of a single T-34!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That time when russians strategically bended over and gaped their anus for hohol dick to enter just to clench it with their mighty sphincter
        This how mighty Russia will defeat the lgbt hordes of the Gayrope

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mighty russian anus at it again

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wake up, and Azov is playing with Russian nipples?!?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WAGNER CONFIRMS FRONT IS COLLAPSING
    WAGNER CONFIRMS FRONT IS COLLAPSING
    https://twitter.com/WhereisRussia/status/1657040653354778624

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >at army-22 there was nothing of value except for the dog with a grenade launcher on it's back
      Holy moly, based Priggy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >at army 2022, there was nothing of value except the dog with a grenade launcher on his back

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what's the proof this isn't a psyop trap to make Ukraine prematurely launch their offensive?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the proof it is? Prigo has been chimping out about shells and loss of recruitment pools for months now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Ukraine has just sent Azov to frick Bakhmut up. None of the new NATO-tier brigades are even close to that front lel

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >proof that this isn’t…
        Asserted without evidence, dismissed without evidence

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Prigozhin

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He would smash your head with a hammer.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prigozhin is going to end up either swinging from a Ukrainian lamp post or the new president of Russia, isn't he?

        He's hilarious but keep in mind mobsters are charismatic people persons (it's why they leaders and not just numbers guys). They can joke around and even like someone, then order them murdered a week later. It's just business they'd say.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prigozhin is going to end up either swinging from a Ukrainian lamp post or the new president of Russia, isn't he?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick does his mic quality get worse every recording? at this rate we will be at Xbox levels in under two weeks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How long until he sounds like this kid

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that kid killed himself last year
          shit maybe he was russian the whole time

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How long until he sounds like this kid

        leaked phone call between Prigozhin and Shoigu

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So clearly a bait by wagner. They are ready to slaughter a Ukranian offensive.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        people still haven't figured out that the bodies in the video were of ukraine soldiers also.
        it is going to be messy soon

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          whatever they're paying you it's too much

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is AI audio
      Im literally working with one right now, we just need a few samples and the rest is magic, and prigozhin has dozens of videos and audios.
      It's a good PSYOPS because vatniks are stupid and will believe it.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the Zit is being squeezed

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    great, a whole month of troony posting and pole seething. i hope we get suicide hotline numbers getting posted on /misc/ again tho.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the likely hood that all this was a recon in force type of thing that really lucky and was completely unexpected? Like
    >Battalion HQ tells A-Company to advance to until they meet the enemy and get a feel of the area
    >A Company sends one small group of guys and the Vatniks just fold
    >A Company commander sends more forward and the push gets exploited as more russkies get defeated
    >This gets reported back to command
    >Battalion HQ tells B-Company to the same elsewhere
    >Russkies fold there
    >This leads to an ad hoc assault along the lines where the Ukies are just running over severely depleted units

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because it basically is. Boots on the ground already copped to it yesterday. Because they noticed Puccia was so weak, 93rd lads called in reinforcements to the tune of 1 more full battalion to continue assaulting their weakened positions.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ditto for 3rd Assault (azov) on the other end of the two pronged attack.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to like the guy in picrel, until two days ago when he said the USSR was equally responsible along with Nazi Germany for starting WWII. Dude went full moron.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov%E2%80%93Ribbentrop_Pact

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      German tankers trained in soviet schools. The wermacht marched on soviet grain, oil, and steel. They formed an alliance and invaded Poland together.
      Not sure if I'd call the share of the blame equal, but all things considered, the Soviets deserved worse than Operation Barbarossa and Generalplan Ost.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ww2 generally considered starting with invasion of Poland
      >Poland was invaded by Germany and Russia at the same time
      Hmmmm

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      least moronic american

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post highest school/college diploma

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Geg

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Most historically knowledgeable commie

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    which month of the invasion are we in? Frick I remember the >Day 100 shitposting but we're on our way to Day 1000.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Tit is being Twisted

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