The "ninja bomb" that was used to kill Al-Qaeda's leader , it doesn't explode (no warhead). Instead slices and cuts its target into pieces to minimize collateral damage.
The "ninja bomb" that was used to kill Al-Qaeda's leader , it doesn't explode (no warhead).
imagine getting killed by a rocket propelled slap-chop
Gives a whole new meaning to "the skin comes right off"
This seems like something from the Onion but it’s real kek
Same thing they used on Soleimani
nah
Either way, mudslimes were so distraught they built
>pic related
as a memorial to their dead homie. Look how happy he is (this is an actual memorial to Soleimani in Lebanon).
topkek
Jesus christ that's brutal, is it real?
Kek, imagine getting pureed by a drone and having people make a goddamn diorama of it.
Lol, imagine your memorial is a statue of you getting blown the frick up
That's sort of what they did for Jesus I guess
are there any pics of the body?
The blades feel redundant, they would be more useful for low speed maneuvering for the final impact. Getting hit by a Hellfire missile even without the blades would punch a thick fricking hole in you
The official story is that they are for "stability" just before striking the target.
Look at the damage on this car, the blades work.
Now, afterwards see how I can thinly slice this tomato....
That looks terrifying!
The blades give it a greater cross section with minimal increase to mass and drag.
Without the blades being off target by just a few inches could cause it to miss, but with the blades it can be off by a foot or more and still kill the target.
>CEP is too high to just ram the missile directly through your chest
>CEP is low enough that you just add some swords and now it works
George Corpsegrinder would be proud.
They decrease the margin of error. It effectively turns a foot wide missile into a 5 foot wide missile with basically zero downsides
It's meant to kill people who are sleeping 5' from their wives/children without causing collateral.
>Wife sleeping 5' away
I wish our bed was this big. Not because I expect her to get hit with one of these but because I can't stretch out enough, end up right on the edge of the bed by morning.
Anyone else really wish they could have been a fly on the wall for the meeting where some cracked out engineer explained this idea to actual military people…
Wait is this real?
Yes. It is in fact real. No cap is what I believe the young people are saying.
ninja bomb? It was a Mandela effect- time traveling bomb because they killed this guy twice
Uhhhhh moon landing bros? How do we explain this one?
what is this image even supposed to show?
The sun isn't real or something
the complete moronation of moonhoaxers?
many such cases
>A sword that drives itself closer
everything is wonderful
I regained a lot of respect for the US MIC after learning they made a sword-wielding missile.
very edgy
That reminds me...
Kek, I don't think I've seen that one before.
So how come.we haven't seen a photo of one of these things? It's not like it vaporizes after crashing into a durka's car.
>warning label
>on a fricking Hellfire missile
missiles are dangerous
touche
>WARNING:
>If you were hit by this missile, seek medical attention immediately
>Proper or improper use of this system may result in serious injury or death. Please consult the manual before launching your new R9X "Slap Chop" Edition Hellfire missile. This missile contains chemicals known to cause cancer in the state of California. Offer not avaliable in Quebec.
Even better, it says "Warning, 2 man lift". Wouldn't want someone to hurt themselves would we.
You can't dice terrorists from the sky with a bad back
That's the coolest shit.
What a nice Afghan morning.
Mm? What's that over therACK!
Do me a favor and save this for the future newbies.
I have to search through so much shit to find these.
1/2
didn't believe you and tried googling for it but this image doesn't pop up anywhere, really strange
wouldn't have thought that
I have the pic of one of the targets with a missing leg, still searching for it.
>no blood anywhere
It's a ninja vampire missile
Yeah that part's a little weird, I mean maybe if the blade just ripped someone's throat open all the blood would get on their clothes but if that thing hits someone at speed they're basically just gonna blow up like a water balloon packed with chunky salsa all over the place.
Here you go.
This was in Syria 2 years ago.
the only weird thing is gays like you have managed to never see the aftermath pictures
Well the people are targeted from above so physics says they'd probably slump downwards after being struck. I bet the seats and floormats are pretty grim. Then again, if it hits a skull, there wouldn't be that much blood. Reality isn't like movies.
Every time I see this picture I feel like eating tea cake
Underrated
The British version of this missile uses spoons instead.
If you angle it just right you can have it stir your tea on the way to hitting a French dignitary in the torso at Mach 2
>t. Lindy
Would pointing a Trophy-style APS upwards counter this?
Trophy APS on your balcony where you enjoy the sunrise?
or on the cab you just took?
either way wouldn't really work, the kinetic energy of the parts would still kill you
Trophy style APS inside your thoracic cavity that bursts out to take down incoming missiles
Why not pack less explosives in it? A bladed missile looks silly.
YOU look silly
>A bladed missile looks sil-ACK
that's you after a silly looking missile makes you love it's nuts
cuz is a gayops thing, jihadi people are sensitive in not wanting to be chopped by swords
>reads aloud the "I studied the blade" copy-pasta on loudspeakers when approaching
>after impact it announces "nothing personal, kid"
They could without a doubt fit a speaker in it since there's no warhead and I doubt it'd increase the cost by any noticeable degree. This must be made one of the main questions next election.
and the missile would kill the target before the sound reaches anyone so there's a nice "you're already dead" aspect to it
If the Russians had the same mission, how would they execute it?
I'd say this missile is quite bussing indeed good sir
if you google "reddit ninja bomb" first result is a reddit thread that is this exact post word for word picture and all, even have the exact same quotations around "ninja bomb". take from this information what you will.
samegay here. also the (no warhead) part is done the same.
reddit has infiltrated /k/? yeah we already knew this. r/combatfootage and r/noncredibledefense have invaded long ago and basically 50% of all anons you talk to are actually redditors.
95% of PrepHole is reddit gays
nt, it's actually 99.9%
I'm genuinely a redditor who started coming here after the Ukraine Invasion, AMA
How's it feel knowing you're on a list because you wanted to shitpost about a conflict you'll never take part in?
None of us are on a list. The idea that 'glowies' are sitting here looking for suspicious activity is schizo-tier main character syndrome
Look I sincerely doubt there's one in every thread or something like that, but there's gotta be at least one assigned to each board. Especially /k/, at minimum just to make sure some soldier aggressively shitposting isn't leaking shit they shouldn't be just to win an internet argument. Which has literally happened before, and I've literally seen a superior to them chime in with a timestamped patch photo to call them a fricking idiot.
i sincerely doubt it
>make sure ... isn't leaking shit
that's an investigation, and is done on archived threads (you can reasonably expect that both PrepHole and the FBI retain every PrepHole post). there isn't a fricking CIA agent stationed on each board to tell off anyone leaking state secrets and make them sit on the naughty step.
>timestamped patch
you can just buy patches
Would any active glows care to respond to this poster just to prove a point?
hi man, glowie here
>Would any active glows care to respond to this poster just to prove a point?
We certainly wouldn't admit to being here even if we were
PrepHole has been a toothless tiger for a long time now. No need to put any effort into it. There is an army of bots shitting up the disruptive boards and that's it.
Most of the ressourceful people left for 8ch when GG happened and when that site became high profile they also left.
You should have seen the shit that happened on /baph/, pre chanology PrepHole was nowhere near that.
Most of those anons are in their late 30s now and either got a life, went to prison, got whacked or started to glow.
No need to have some gay monitor these boards, since some dumb army homosexual won't even know what the word OPsec is and doesn't know 2 things about the NSA leaks.
do they really glow?
Frick no, but little Timmy (age 17) sure looooves the idea of his "totally legit bomb recipes from the internet" folder making him someone dangerous and subversive enough for the man to care. Or, you know, just anyone (but mom, she doesn't count) to give a flying frick about him in any way whatsoever really.
dear children, PrepHole was basically dead in like, 2014
you're all just playing in the corpse of something you never experienced and never will
it's still supersonic in its terminal descent, right?
why are you searching for reddit posts? weird and obsessive thing to do, unless you're a redditor...
the same reason people reverse image search? suspicious this thread was copy paste bullshit, was dead on.
The board that’s been astroturfed like crazy since the war is filled with resistors? You don’t say
It's a humane rocket.
While you were going on a jihad against the US, I studied the blade
>The "ninja bomb" that was used to kill Al-Qaeda's leader , it doesn't explode (no warhead). Instead slices and cuts its target into pieces to minimize collateral damage.
/k/ will have to admit the swordgays were right all along....
When are you going to publish your reddit-PrepHole crosspostting study?
Full video of sliced car
This shit is so fricking cool. I wonder what the psychological impact of this is. You see the americans can just send a bunch of swords from the sky to frick you and only you up if you piss them off enough.
I figure anyone caught in the splash zone is probably scarred for life
The Lazy Dog “bomb” was pretty scary
It feels good knowing that only the West is able to create weapons this advanced.
Rules of nature
lol its basically a "Turkey-tip" hellfire-for-people