The new drip meta: guitar straps as your sling

Absolutely kino

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Very cool; very reddit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Designed to hold expensive guitars for hours comfortably. Opens up tons of customization options. It’s honestly brilliant

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Looks shit you fucking gay
      Go tell rebbit
      Maybe you will get some upboats or karam there

      PS: fuck ya mudda

      does reddit just mean fun to you guys? does everything need to be rattle canned fde before you can use it? you know you are never going to shoot a human with your gucci AR

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No but this has just the right combo of effeminacy and look-at-me-I'm-so-random-pickle-Rick that it's obviously made by rapidly aging gen-x reddit libertarians. It's almost as bad as the Hawaiian shirts

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >NoooOOoO your can only enjoy your hobby one specific way

          Congrats, you lived long enough to be a millennial fudd. View the pic and cope and seethe. A lot of guitar slings absolutely body gun slings. You can get a muted one if it gives you the vapors

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That picture proves my point better than words ever could

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            holy shit that self-own of using that pic lmfao

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You’re absolutely retarded if you don’t realize that was intentional

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >BROOOO IT WAS INTENTIONAL THAT MAKES IT NOT A SELF OWN BRO

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >carry over back
            Useless slinging position. Why get a sling that doesn't let you carry in a combat ready position?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Is this bait?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No. If your sling isn't set up for carrying across the chest, its garbage.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                For what purpose?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Quickly bringing to ready

                >the difference between a 3/4 second draw and a 1 1/2 second draw matters while you hike out to the place you're going to be shooting trash from

                For most people not living in the Time Crisis universe or an active combat zone. A two point sling on your back is perfectly adequate and a more comfortable way to hike a distance. You can ready your rifle pretty damn fast regardless and it frees up your work space. Touch grass and you’d realize this.

                Anon, sometimes the sling is just for holding the gun. If you're out deer hunting or something you won't need a super quick draw. If you think you might then you can just take a handgun with you in a decent holster and it's not a big deal.

                Anytime, anywhere could become a combat zone.

                That’s literally a 2 point sling, retard

                The number of points isn't the only factor, ones like OP's aren't designed to be worn over the chest and shouldered while slung.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                How do you write a post like this and reconcile it with looking yourself in the mirror and regarding what you see as anything other than a retard?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Basement SEAL over here telling us that anywhere, anytime could become a combat zone so you need to keep rifle on chest, even when just hiking out to your range. Touch grass homie, that's not practical in every scenario. Yeah, it COULD become a combat zone... or maybe you'll have to quick draw to shoot a meteor going straight for your head!

                Do you wear your plates and rifle to Wendy's when you go to get your nightly nugs? Better chance of being fired on with intent there than on the way from truck to firing line or hiking to the deer blind.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >guitar straps aren't designed to hold something in front of your torso
                Anon, I...

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Now shoulder the guitar

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What's it like being such a colossal dumbass?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That's against his ass not his shoulder, he's not holding it like a rifle while keeping it slung

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/A928mMD.png

                What's it like being such a colossal dumbass?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Well I'll be damned. That is a nice range of motion while remaining slung, I guess the straps can work that way. Sorry for being contentious without knowing what I was talking about.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >the difference between a 3/4 second draw and a 1 1/2 second draw matters while you hike out to the place you're going to be shooting trash from

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                For most people not living in the Time Crisis universe or an active combat zone. A two point sling on your back is perfectly adequate and a more comfortable way to hike a distance. You can ready your rifle pretty damn fast regardless and it frees up your work space. Touch grass and you’d realize this.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That’s literally a 2 point sling, retard

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, sometimes the sling is just for holding the gun. If you're out deer hunting or something you won't need a super quick draw. If you think you might then you can just take a handgun with you in a decent holster and it's not a big deal.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He hasn’t unlocked the 2 point sling. He doesn’t understand you’re trading in aim down sight speed for movement speed

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Wow, it's like, a fashion accessory, and like, it perfectly matches his hairline and hoodie! How do I send you reddit gold?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I can’t stand these Reddit gays with their decorated AKs. When going to Whataburger you should have a QD single point attached to your chest, full plates, nvg, and holding an ar15 with no less than a Knights Armament lower, at least an aim point T2, and mounts of similar cost. Anything less than that is just gay Reddit consumerism.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                is this a generated photo?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No, it’s been circulated on here for years

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >M
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        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Wew lad. And you don’t think a noveske rollmark and the flavor of the month optic/mount doesnt? Fact is there are a lot more guitar straps than rifle slings out there and a simple adapter opens you up to a world of customization options. Get a guitar strap with some iron eagles or sketches of Hitler if you want to use “based maymays”

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good look, it's nice to step away from tacticool

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://blackcollararms.com/product/desperado/

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/aBih4Me.jpg

      You must be a blast at parties

      Looks shit you fucking gay
      Go tell rebbit
      Maybe you will get some upboats or karam there

      PS: fuck ya mudda

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >you know the deers don't shoot back, right

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/aBih4Me.jpg

      You must be a blast at parties

      https://i.imgur.com/MMA8JNE.jpg

      >NoooOOoO your can only enjoy your hobby one specific way

      Congrats, you lived long enough to be a millennial fudd. View the pic and cope and seethe. A lot of guitar slings absolutely body gun slings. You can get a muted one if it gives you the vapors

      This is the gun equivalent of one of those Jeeps with all the gay plastic doodads and shit on them.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What am I looking at here (beyond a garden gnome obviously)

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          *a jeep

          Wow my autocorrect did a racism

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/MyCvu5a.gif

          *a jeep

          Wow my autocorrect did a racism

          You can buy add-ons for your jeep that make the normally round headlights look like angry eyes. They're kinda dumb and kitschy but people seem to like them enough to keep buying.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >a practical sling with a design on it is equivalent to doing extensive visual mods on your vehicle, and not a simple seat or steering wheel cover
        wut

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I want limpdicks who buy these jeep angry eye covers to crash and fucking explode

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          this

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          this

          There's so few cars that don't look angry that it's a fucking sin to anger the ones that look happy

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that's so fucking ugly. almost as retarded as the people who put retard bright light bars on them and drive around with them turned on during the day

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I keep my Taco and TJ nearly stock. They’re capable on their own from the factory as long as you aren’t 18 or a total shithead.

        Plus yeah all the visual shit is so cringe. No soul or charm.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not my jam since they lack the quick adjust tab of shit like the Vickers sling

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you want a meme sling just get one of the wellsmade ones

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like the leather wrap on the lever. Very pretty gun

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT IF STRAP BUT COLORS
    >I dont actually go outside so it doesn't matter if my strap doesn't adjust or blend in with anything so why not make it POP more!?
    looks fucking stupid senpai

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you're hiding from someone and you're armed with a lever action, you aren't making good decisions

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You must be a blast at parties

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No one gives a shit if your strap blends in or not.
      You were too chickenshit or too zoomer to enlist for GWOT. Man up and get over it. Eternally coping by tactiLARPing for le booger loo that will never come is not the way. You aren't in Afghanistan and never will be.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is whenever I see a Henry rifle with a can/can mount I immediately assume I'm going to see some of the most reddit shit imaginable associated with it?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Looks kinda cool in an obviously done for instagram primarily out of aesthetics way, like a california trustafarian taking a vintage motorcycle on a desert ride to shoot polaroid photos. Hey if it floats your boat

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Unlike most here, I just built a new toy over the holidays. Looks pretty good and tickles my Hawaiian shirt and FUUUCK you PrepHoleommie aesthetics.

    I think I'll commission a custom ATHEIST strap like Penn Gillette.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't look very grey man to me. It has to be less comfortable and the colors have to be muted.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    le epic

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