The jokes just write themselves

The jokes just write themselves

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rooong wing smarr dick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha, ahh good to start the day with a laugh

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Implessive

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does that replace the Wun Hung Lo?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it shoot Wush-Peng-Ow missiles?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      It can also mount Ting-Tong-Bang gun pods

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >designer: Small Dong

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is itjust me or it kinda looks like minature of Su-75 ?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it. What's the punchline?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    after a hearty laugh I wondered what the name means and appparently it means "Pterodactyl", where the "wing" is actually a translation into English (pronounced yi in Chinese) and "loong" means "dragon". so "winged dragon" = "Pterodactyl".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And yet, NOBODY in the entire country of 1.4 billion noticed how insane it sounds in English? And they're trying to market it on the international stage?

      THAT just makes it even funnier.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why would they care, honestly? even if they're selling it internationally they'll just translate the name instead of using the english-alphabet chinese language.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >why would they care
          Do you want to strike fear into your enemy? Or try to make him laugh himself to death? Because, if a pterodactyl is hunting you, you might be suffering some psychological distress on top of everything else that's trying to kill you.

          They should have just called it a pterodactyl and built up meme cartoons around that nightmare. Now all the sales reps get to listen the rest of the industry snicker behind their backs while they head home with empty sales books.

          It's entirely a marketing FAIL, no matter if the drone is any good or not. Somebody's nephew took home a fat paycheck for being a complete, retarded fuck up. It's a missed opportunity that will probably cost the Chinese government several billion dollars in sales. The entire program ... and, by extension, all related products ... just became a joke, a laughing stock in front of the entire world. It's like naming your son Richard, Jr., but then giving him the nickname "Little Dicky." There's no recovering from stupidity at that level.

          Sum Dum Fuk was put in charge of something vastly important.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the rest of the industry snicker behind their backs while they head home with empty sales books.
            Nah a ton of third rate armies will buy it and the Indians will try to copy it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually pretty close to the original. Pterodactyl is derived from Latin words meaning winged and finger. So, it's name means winged finger.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually pretty close to the original. Pterodactyl is derived from Latin words meaning winged and finger. So, it's name means winged finger.

      Pterodactyl in Chinese is yi shou long,翼手龙, which means 'wing hand dragon', so basically the same as the Latin scientific name. Names in Chinese sound odd to English ears because English uses so many borrowed technical words from Greek and Latin.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sum Wing Wong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf i love trannies now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wi tu lo

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We ought to have called the F-117 the Low Poly Model.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gets me every time. I love how the blamed some intern while they were too retarded to spot the joke.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WINGS LOOOOOONNGGG

    SUM TIN WANG!!

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LONG LONG WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
    LOOOOONG ahhh
    LOOOOOOOOOOONG mmmm

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wing Loong
    >Bing Chilling
    who writes this shit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ho Lee Fuk

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >haha, look, I mass replied everyone
    have a nice day subhuman

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ngo Phun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      extremely high quality post

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > yfw the chinks copy your autosegelflugenzielgerätwaffen

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >翼龙
    I don't get why it's called Wing Loong, when the Pinyin is Yi Long, maybe the designers or marketing though it would be funny.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure it is a marketing thing using play on words, otherwise they would have called it the Pterosaur-3 or Yi Long-3.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    China bvlls will rearm their population for total war over Taiwan. They will conquer them while USA teach their youth how to wear proper skirts.
    >B-but muh chinese collapse!!!
    Basedtube Reddit Twinker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao fag poster spotted
      Verification not required.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one cares gay go blog about it

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is sum ting wong?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should have just directly translated as Pterodactyl, even YiLong sounds better.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do we have any names in english that sound really funny in other languages?

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