Thread 2.
Vatnik telegrams are going ballistic. It seems there is quite a bit of panic this time. Thousands of russians being shelled all along the crossings as they attempt to flee. This has the potential to be catastrophic for the Russian horde.
https://t.me/WarLife/16308
Settle in, it's going to be a hilarious night, the CIA has struck again
Aww ye boi.
>Mr. president, heres the live feed of the Kherson retreat you requested, why do you need...
>betrayed by their own Perfidious AA forces
Holy kek
And here's the original in case anyone can read Russian
Translated in the other thread.
>It’s reported that AFU are aware that AA has been moved by RU army into Ch., deep into the left bank. Therefore, the work of drones above the crossings is not impeded by anything
Ch. is the first letter of a village. Could be Chaplynka
The perfidious eagle strikes again
Truly we are in the end of times, for my sides.
What went so wrong bros?
no one else got the message and you can't go from dug in to orderly evacuation in like 4 days.
Simple. Russians went to Americans for reassurance instead of fricking UKRAINE.
No green corridor for you!
Where the frick did this American agreement meme come from? I never saw this anywhere.
It's seems to be a russian cope, everything to them is an "agreement" like how some russians claim Alaska was under a lease to justify invading Alaska.
Alaska was under a lease. You need to read the contract of 1867, which clearly states that if Russia and America are ever at war then the lease is cancelled and Russia has every right to retake its property.
That was two Russian governments ago
Each succeeding government has taken all the debts and obligations of the previous ones. Alaska is still Russian property, America just rents it.
That is literally not how it works lmao
Good luck enforcing that in international court
USSR had not taken the debt of tsars russia you fricking idiot
there's a treaty that says russia doesn't
the soviets didn't pay the french back after ww1 despite their massive investments that kickstarted russian industrialisation
>the soviets didn't pay the french back after ww1
They didn't even pay USA for Lend Lease while UK paid every penny (eventually).
any chance of this being a legitimate claim were forfeit in 1917
By that logic, any treaties the US had were forfeited in 1861.
>Oh you had a civil war? I guess you don't exist anymore, lol.
Except in 1865 the original government prevailed and was not overthrown
And the legitimate Russian government of the people prevailed. What's your point?
>soviet government
>legitimate
pick one.
aka the first official globohomosexual government
you might be onto something here the entire world belongs to the chosen
Yeah man I am sure the Premier of Niue is really a israelite. Or the President of Kiribati is.
If Texas had sorted the Alaska deal then yeah, sure. But they didn't. The Union did and they won the war so nothing changed.
no, you moronic motherfricker - the rebels lost, ergo the government existing before 1861 continuing to today
also irrelevant to Alaska, since that's 1867
you're either astonishingly stupid or you've crafted an absolutely marvelous quality baitpost
THE REBELS LOST IN THE RUSSIAN CIVIL WAR, YOU moronic AMERICAN
How you probably think it went:
>Czar is ruler
>Communists rise up
>Czar overthrown
How it actually happened
>Czar told to step down
>He does
>Russian Republic
>Communists elected
>Monarchists rebel
>Civil War
>USSR prevails
Communist elected? You mean the election Lenin lost so decided to throw a b***h fit and try to coup the government? Leading to the Czech legion revolting and the legit government rallying behind the whites, not saying the whites were competent they were full of morons
Is this what lies they "teach" in American schools? Pathetic.
bold words from someone who was likely taught world war 2 started in 1941
>inb4 great patriotic war is something else
lmao
>hurr let's group a bunch of unrelated conflicts into our new moronic narrative where the USA won
We did kinda bail Russia's ass out with lend lease, honestly homosexuals like you make me legit believe Hitler was right on certain issues, something I would've never thought a few years ago
Why do people think only the USA did lend lease to Russia? It seems to be a common thing.
Oh thanks for reminding me of the UK, they sent shit as well and with the UK/Soviet Invasion of Iran to secure a lend lease supply flow, It was mostly an Anglo effort to save Russia, a great mistake on their part.
>a common thing
There are only two countries that did lend-lease and no one cares about the British (Except Russia for some reason?)
Except the reason the Russians didn't collapse is because the British propped them up for 2 days. So yes, they should care.
2 years, dunno why I said days.
It's funnier that way don't worry
The fact they teach that the Zionist ~~*USSR*~~ was good shows the fact russia is more ZOG than america ever was, now post hand/gun.
not ONE argument
>Communists elected
Bolsheviks did not win the General Election you actual moron, they took control of the government and dismissed the results of the election while purging the SRs and Mensheviks from the government, good lord you aren't even knowledgeable of your own history
>you aren't even knowledgeable of your own history
anon is knowledgable in the history they taught in Russia, you don't expect them to say that the USSR was the result of a coup and a table toss after a lost election, do you?
The menshiveks won the election, then tried to kick out the Soviet councils IIRC. On top of that, the menshiveks weren’t going to hold another election for a long time, and were trying to continue the war. Lenin’s actions to throw out the Provisional Government were completely in line with what the people wanted.
kekking at the random commie meltdown right here
>gommie history shows gommies dindu
Even the actual commies are at least willing to go
>yeah, Lenin was a clean break from the Tsar, he was a revolutionary hero not a fricking politician
but fricking vatnik schizoids need to find a way to justify loving both the Empire and the Soviet without reconciling the fact that the Soviet was only born out of revolution against the Empire.
Bunkertroons truly are patheic. I knew 100% tonight would be flooded with bunker trannies and /misc/tards because of Kherson.
The American government won the civil war you pants on head smooth brain moron. Use the remaining brain cells your AIDS riddled head to rub together a coherent thought next time.
Russian government in 1918 ordered the cessation of all Russian territorial claims of Alaska. Stalin further said that USSR has no claim to Alaska in 1945.
Then come and take it b***h. LETS FRICKING GO!!!!!
Alaskans legit get state mandated depression pills, they probably would be willing to kill an invading force just for something to happen in their lives.
>You need to read the contract of 1867, which clearly states that if Russia and America are ever at war then the lease is cancelled and Russia has every right to retake its property.
It says no such thing, you're just flat out lying, the treaty is freely available to read on the internet.
This is the entire contract of 1867. Please circle the part where a "lease" is mentioned.
Sauce
https://memory.loc.gov/cgi-bin/ampage?collId=llsl&fileName=015/llsl015.db&recNum=572
I just read this whole thing. Russia gave up all claims to everything, America got claim to everything except the Greek orthodox churches, which instead went to their resident priests, all Russian citizens who didn't scram within three years became solely American citizens, and that's the whole lot of it. Even Russian government documents became US property, although the Russian government could freely request copies of any such documents at any time and they would be furnished.
Cliff notes
Article 1: all the land for America, with no contingencies or future requirements
Article 2: all the government buildings and property therein except for Greek Oriental Churches, which belong collectively to whoever worships there
Article 3: All the Russians who don't leave within three years will become full American citizens. Not counting uncivilized natives, they're going to be dealt with separately, if at all.
Article 4: when it's convenient, the Russian emperor will send an agent to complete the sale. All previous articles go into effect immediately, absolutely, and with no further limitation, regardless of how long it takes the Russians to send their guy
Article 5: Russian troops go as soon as it's convenient to do so.
Article 6: here's your check, don't spend it all in one place, also there are no third parties involved, just US government and Russian Emperor. All rights currently reserved by Russia in this territory are now rights reserved by the United States. Full stop.
Article 7: once we all agree and everyone's put their name on the line, we'll have a formal signing in Washington within three months.
Why the actual frick would Russia EVER make this fricking deal in the first place, this is fricking horrific and literally loses you access to an entire fricking CONTINENT
Russian moronation didn't start in 2022
Fur trade had become unprofitable and Russia did not want to spend money to develop the colony. Access doesn't mean anything when they have all of Siberia to invest in, and have to invest in.
They figured that if they didn't sell it for a few million, they'd lose it at gunpoint to the British, and they were probably right. Trying to send armies from Russia to Alaska was completely ridiculous back in the 19th century, it would be outright impossible to defend.
Because Russia was under the belief the British were going to invade and annex it to make it part of Canada. So they decided to sell it to the USA to make money and avoid a costly war with the superpower of the time (Britain) and thought that maybe Britain would start a war with USA over it and then they could get it back anyway by buying it back. Same idea the French had with Louisiana. Hoped they could get it back at another time.
Russian Empire was in the middle of the Great Game against the British Empire back then. They were on the losing end, and the bong forces stationed in British Columbia could have taken Alaska.
I wish they had. Bordergore autism annoys me.
It does make me wonder how Article 3's Americanization process worked. I assume there was a survey at some point in those three years, but I wonder if any Russians managed to sneak through and get themselves an American citizenship after the deal was made, but before the cutoff date.
They come and take it homosexual. If you want Alaska so bad, come and take it. Because we're not giving it back, More Oil for us.
You soon won't even be able to hold on to Florida, let alone Alaska.
>You soon won't even be able to hold on to Florida
I'd like to see you try stop Poseidon collecting his due
Imagine being so much of a homosexual that you pretend to shill for Russia in your free time
At least china shills get 50 cents per post, Russia Shills are objectively worse and bigger homosexuals than chink shills at this point
two more weeks russian patriots in control
here you dumb mutt
That part says nothing of the sort.
learn french
be reasonable, he's not even done with english
I did. It says nothing of the sort.
no U, literally
are you unironically moronic?
Do you believe that nobody here can read French?
French people don't use English websites, and if they do, they don't admit they're French, so it isn't a terrible gamble to pretend
I suspect that a lot of southerners can puzzle out French actually.
And there's tonnes of Euros that can too.
I'm not even either of those and I could read that paragraph without much effort.
Of course the communist shill is a fricking frog.
They're not, they just circled a random paragraph in French (about the copying of government archives on request) and assumed that nobody would be able to read it because presumably everyone is a mutt and mutts can't read anything except burger menus.
That's part of the original treaty, which was written on both english and french. French was the common tongue of international diplomacy back then.
Also, I think the moron just randomly circled part of it and didn't evne realise that it was part of the french text.
can you give us a source of this treaty? I'm willing to bet a copy or similar exists for people to read.
You're even more intoxicated than Alexander II was when he agreed upon and ratified the Alaska purchase treaty.
>and Russia has every right to retake its property
Russia is welcome to try
>Russia has every right to retake its property.
They're not even able to retake the bodies of their fallen soldiers littering the streets of Ukraine, lol.
I have a book with this same plot. Hidden in some a faberge egg.
To think these mouthbreathers had literal months to withdraw from a clearly unholdable position and probably just chose not to do so because of pitifully clinging to their "muh based and strong russia" image.
why does it need to be Shoigu the holy wood prophet and minister of defense? I thought MOD was political and civilian not military, then again have we seen the chief of staff Gerasimov(alive) since that time he got fricked up at the front?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerasimov_doctrine
They got so used to lying they started to believe their lies.
>..take all measures to ensure safety...
Picrel
>Yes
Eye contact is lost
Cowardly attack on an enemy that has announced a retreat. The US would be livid if this happened to them, threatening maybe going to nuclear war.
They are really testing the restraint of the bear. The gloves are definitely coming off after this. Uks just signed their own death warrant.
Forgot to say it's a war crime
Ukraine has every right to reject a ceasefire you stupid lackwit.
A retreat is not a surrender or a ceasefire dipshit
You obviously haven't studied many retreats of the past two hundred years of so.
In two weeks time right
>the gloves are coming off
the anus is prolapsing
Cope. Even when Americans got BTFO in Korea and 'Nam by asiatics armed with Russian weapons the presidents never made any muh nook threats.
Korea had Macarthur and his 50 nukes on the PRC, but the difference is nuking China is 100% worth it since they are subhuman, Russia nuking whites just proves that russians are anti-white.
Please kind sir, have mercy upon my sides, they cannot take anymore.
Pic rel is you
This is okay bait, make it sound more unhinged next time
The US wouldn't be stupid enough to announce a military movement on fricking social media. The vatBlack folk keep posting coming offensives on social media to hype up their shills and then wonder why the frick the Ukrainians were ready to cut them down.
To be fair Ukraine's access to NATO intelligence means that nothing the Russians do is secret anyway. They honestly lose nothing by posting their manoeuvres on social media.
>t.
>we pray for the boys!
to who? satan?
>Those of you who remain will envy the dead
Bring out the webms I'm about to lose No Nut November
Panic status?
no panic
they were mostly mobilized
There is a panic.
Why panic? We said we would retreat. Trust plan.
Panic Status: has begun
>there were no agreements
>there were no agreements
I'm sure they'll be fine
>they're completely fricked
Panic Status : CRITICAL
dumb ukronazis
now all russian soldiers see HATO treachery and butchery
now no russian will retreat or surrender
instead we fight to the death!
>now we kill one another to get on life raft first.
why are the anglo-saxons so perfidious? they lied to russia for no reason except wnating death
America doesn't control Ukraine, in spite of whatever bullshit is believed in Russia, therefore any American promises on Ukrainian conduct isn't based on anything concrete.
If Russians actually took the Americans at their word then they deserved to get fricked. Well, more than they do all ready.
did you think Ukraine was a US state or something?
Based Anglos, proving their superiority over the rest of Europe, God speed Albion and Columbia,,,
>for no reason except wanting death
But anon, that a good reason
>a good reason
Reasons, well they're nice but you know. Sometimes you just got to kill a lot of motherfrickers because they got to die
>noo please don’t kill us now when we’re weak so we can shoot you later
>dude trust me
how about I wait a few days and see, you Black person?
They can still grind out this war with another mobilization but if the scuttlebutt of this being made up of a lot of veterans is true then holy shit Crimea might be taken by summer next year.
>we were promised
>it was all a ruse
lmao, the amount of ruBlack folk delusions and cope is magnificent
>It was just some kid
How many Russian Kids have to die before you accept peace?
>ALL OF THEM
based on the answers of this video, that's the moderate response
Well I guess if America agreed to allow Russian withdrawal, this attack can only have been coordinated by the British
PERFIDIOUS ALBION!11
>Russia playing the victim.
You'd think there'd be some mention of it in that scripted film of Gen. Atmageddon-outta-here announcing the retreat.
Holy shit Russia, pull your head outta your asses.
>americans promised but ukrainians ignored it
FRICKING HATO THEY FOOLED US AGAIN!
America also "promised" not to expand NATO and look where that got Russia. For a bunch of people huffing the perfidious Americans memes, they sure are gullible.
Russians are dumb and cant into meaning of words besides saving fave by victimize and over exxagerated.
Back than some politicians that didnt spoke for the whole NATO said "we dont plan to grow into the east nor will ask them to join us". What Russia heard was "the NATO promises we will never let the east join".
Probably the same here. US get brokered a deal that Russia will leave Kherson but they need some goodwill from the US. The US than probably said "Ok, we will ask the Ukraine to not attack your retreat, we will not pressure them to attack and maybe you get a day to move your troops". Russia thought they were clever because they already set a trap in Kherson and that the Ukraine will never attack them till all troops are on the left side. They think they are smart negotiators while they only thing they know is to put others under pressure and intimidate.
Much like the promise not to expand NATO, this agreement to allow the safe evacuation of Russian troops exists only in Russians' minds.
America never promised that
>America also "promised" not to expand NATO
Show treaty.
>America also "promised" not to expand NATO
No, they didn't, but Russians love gaslighting the world with their bullshit, so who cares what anyone says or does in the end.
Vatniks, you have to sign an agreement with UKRAINE, stupid Russians.
You know, the guys who ACTUALLY surround you?
This could be Russia trying to build some kind of narrative to sell to their vatnik soldiers
>Ukraine isn't winning, HATO is
>Ukraine is US's little b***h and therefore must listen to their sacred commandments
>US is a white civilized rule-based order nation
>Therefore US will agree for non-violence retreat
>Ukronazi ignores it and continues to slaughters vatniks
>Ukronazi is an uncivilized rabid pig dog that betrays even their master
>We must eradicate them, Zizters
Obv. this is some gold medalist mental gymnastic performance, but I expected nothing less from them anyway
>Ukraine ignored it
i love yuo big floppa
cute pussy
There is no panic. In Kherson there were mostly mobilized.
The Hague will be busy for years prosecuting these Ukie pig war crimes.
newest map fresh off the press is probably already horribly outdated
ayy shoutout 98 AZOV
based off russian telegram reports, this is the more likely map
I have insatiable lust for maps with arrows drawn them, post more please.
Thanks, anon, you're a champ.
Have they freed Mylove?
And Dude chany too
Everything is going to be OK
She was safe and sound in CZ all along.
Welcome to Hotel Chornobaievka!
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Holy shit. All the Ukies need is a single battery of arty with plenty of shells there. and they could wreak havoc on the crossing sites.
>18-20k Russian soldiers remain
If even half that get captured, the war is basically over
What if the Ukies capture a pontoon bridge or have their own on standby and start pushing across the river?
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>if a country of 150,000,000 loses 9,000 men, it loses
Stop huffing hopium
>150 million people
>Still have huge manpower shortages hence the mobilization
Putin would be shot before even 1/10 of his population would be put into service. Don't be stupid. Russia can't afford to lose more troops. The whole reason they are retreating is because they know they don't have the men to hold onto the city.
Do you think all 150,000,000 of those people are soldiers? You people are so fricking stupid its unbelievable
>Do you think all 150,000,000 of those people are soldiers?
I don't even think all 200,000 or whatever the current army of Russia are soldiers.
Whatever shall they find at the famed site of Chornobiavka?
>Chornobaievka!
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>Azov is joining the party
>AZOV
b-but poltroons told me that AZOV was completely wiped out in Mariupol by spetsnaz
zisters.. i dont feel so good
Beautiful.
Ukraine finally has Mylove <3
ok so, what happens when Nova Kakhovka falls?
will the russians form a traffic jam in Kherson itself trying to flee?
why do all the cities have the same name, it makes following this shit hard
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Do you think they will be dropping M30A1 rockets on the retreating russians? Would be interesting to see what spicy tungsten rain does to people clumped trying to get the frick out of there.
They don’t even need Himars. Ukie forces are getting close enough that 155mm dumb fire can torch the bank since the counter battery will be nonexistent
I can't imagine a better use for them. Now is the time to inflict unrecoverable pain on the Russians.
I really need to see thousands of tungsten balls rip through a crowd of soldiers desperately pushing to be the last on the ferry out.
From what I've seen of the missile demonstrations, a good hit and they will go straight through the ferry too. Those things seem to shred just about anything that isn't heavily armoured. Guess the river might just run red with blood after all.
Sadly we'll probably not see Russians, barges and random materials being turned into a colander 🙁
>Guess the river might just run red with blood after all.
good
>thousands
over a million per HIMARS salvo
Something more devastating than this.
So is Russia completely stuck on the other side of the Dnieper? Or at least they will be once they've completely fled Kherson?
From
it sounds like some forces managed to make it across, but the majority are still struck on the west side of the Dnieper.
Good. Now.........
TRAP THEM UKRAINE! DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE!
THERE
IS
NO
PANIC
>America: Russia, I have a deal for you. You pull out of Kherson, and Ukraine will not attack your retreating forces.
>Russia: Ukraine has agreed to this?
>America: Yes.
>Russia: Ok, we agree too.
>...
>America: Ukraine, our intel suggests the Russians will be pulling out of Kherson en masse over the next few days. They will be weak and vulnerable.
>Ukraine: [desire for dead soviets intensifies]
“we will not invade”
FTFY
Any chance someone in the city could get a livestream going, like at the start of the war? That'd be fricking radical.
Where are some good Russian telegram channels to watch the panic?
They still haven't won? It's been forever.
It's only been two weeks. Kyiv is falling!
Nyet, is no panic. No. Panic!
Tempo tempo tempo!
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Accurate.
>two for two big mac
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This is 100% going to be a screengrab or one of the "Thread Simulators". "/k/ Thread Simulator: The Pot is Boiling"
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Kherson is G A C H I M U C H I country
Dumb westoids play short game
Russia plays long game
Obviously you didn't think things through.
>gets btfo by ten pieces of 50yo NATO weaponry
>we want to grind down the western bloc
>twitter gay with a pfp of some roman guy named "Nova Futura"
Yep, this homosexual has a hidden femboy fetish calling it right now.
hidden?
why the frick is this already so compressed
Russian VPNs sanctioned and illegal, please understand
i am seeing a small flaw in the plan of grinding down NATO's economic and military resources
>PPP
Always a meme metric
One that favors Russia in this case, it must be noted.
The don't even include the USA, Canada, Japan, Aus etc. Probably wouldn't be able to see Russia's bar
Unless Russia gets control of all critical mineral mines in the world, nothing of the sort is going happen. The level of cope is insane, just whatever outlandish scenario that fits the bill is made up, regardless of facts on the ground or any statements from relevant actors.
US defense budget: 705 billion in 2021
Russian armed forces: 1 million active plus 2 million reserve
$235,000 per kill, I think we can spare that
Surely a better way to do that would be to attack NATO itself?
Was losing 10m of your most productive members of society to Turkey, Georgia, the USA, Germany, Kazakhstan and Finland part of the plan?
Except everything America sent to the field over there is literally just America taking a piss
Why the frick did the Russian generals publicly announce they were going to be crossing the river in advance so Ukraine could turn it into this shooting gallery?
They know Ukraine's artillery outranges theirs and their know Ukraine's forces were in range of Kherson
they are moronic
I suspect they are trying to draw them into the city and then try to shell them from across the river
They probably don’t care much about shelling their own troops as long as they score enough kills
Seems dumb because the Kherson front is full of professional fighting forces but they are probably kind of desperate at this point
Ukrainian/Nato artillary out-ranges Russian. Thats not going to work, and is fricking moronic. It was publically announced so they weren't hanged in the streets from another unplanned rout.
The range doesn’t matter as much as long as they can provide saturation fire. Probably with the explicit aim of trying to destroy advanced equipment. It’s not great but there’s no reason for them to say anything otherwise even if they were going to retreat
>Try to destroy advanced equipment
Stupid Vatniks. The Ukrainians will glass anything that dares to try to hit them.
that doesn't really help because this shit is danger close if they want to directly support the withdrawal and the ukranians are spread out, there might be a lucky hit here and there but that won't last long
Better to be captured then try and cross at this point.
>at this point
and how would you know, since you're not there? oh right, you don't, you're just larping
seethe
one (You), make it last
It's about to last a lot longer than quite a few vatniks
>no reason for them to say anything otherwise even if they were going to retreat
Like I said, the reason is so they don't get publically hanged. This isn't some master trick, NATO/Ukrainians are not moronic, they are well aware of Russians capability. Your cope is not going to materialize.
thats why the Ukies are trying to close the distance between them and the retreating forces as soon as possible to prevent being caught in the open and shelled
godspeed ukies kill Russians
I was thinking about that. Maybe Ukes will avoid entering the city en masse, to avoid the russian arty spam?
There are reports that Uke spooks have snuck past the river to conduct sabotage. Maybe those russian artillery will be constantly harried so they can’t bombard the city.
They want to oust monkee?
Or are moronic? Who knows
The last remnants of the VDV are in Kherson.
Monke hates the VDV with all his heart.
This whole botched "retreat" was an excuse to finally sacrifice the last VDV clown.
oh man those poor VDV, that actually hurts.
Has a modern military seen an entire special mission group get obliterated like that?
They should endeavor to capture the last of the VDV and put them in a zoo.
>Monke hates the VDV with all his heart.
Why do we think this?
I haven't heard about any particular rivalry between the VDV and FSB or Putin. I know the FSB likes to frick with the army command staff but the VDV?
>implying the other side cannot see large scale movement unless you announce it on TV
what are you, a moron?
My one theory is they decided shoring up morale at home > a safer retreat. They needed to be the ones to break the news to control the narrative domestically and thought they could arrange an escape before announcing it would fully backfire, and their gamble is currently blowong up on them.
Mine is that they're hoping this will be their Buenos Aires moment and will turn the Russian public in favour of the war because Ukraine massacred thousands of Russians making a peaceful retreat/good-will gesture
Apparently the Kremlin were expecting more enthusiasm for the previous mobilisation
>because Ukraine massacred thousands of Russians making a peaceful retreat/good-will gesture
Sounds like typical russian propaganda, and I wouldn't be surprised if their tv talking heads start pushing this narrative soon.
That sounds really dumb given an orderly retreat would probably have been a lot better for morale given hundreds to thousands won't be dead. It's not even like most people in Russia believed that the referendum makes sense.
it's a meme for the most part about Putin getting cucked by one. Most likely he just views them as troops who don't die immediately which surprises and emboldens him
>it's a meme for the most part about Putin getting cucked by one
There's hardly any news or pics of his women, I'd be surprised if there was enough to make a meme about cuckolding.
His ex-wife married some corrupt guy way younger than her who seems to be another of Putin's bagmen. So it's like he married her off, he actually joked about that on TV during the divorce announcement.
This rings true, the Russian elite only care about their own position and status, which is best protected by forestalling a narrative that they oversaw a chaotic collapse of the front.
They announce an orderly retreat and talk about how they care so much about the common soldier. The military cost of this propaganda effort to their own side is irrelevant to them.
There is a city this darkness can't hide.
I've been blasting this from time to time since you posted in kherson /k/ollapse
THERE ARE THE EMBERS OF A FIRE THAT'S GONE OUT BUT I CAN STILL FEEL THE HEAT ON MY SKIN AND THIS MESS WE'RE IN
BUT YOU AND I
MAYBE YOU AND I
WE CAN STILL MAKE IT RIGHT
MAYBE WE CAN BRING BACK THE LIGHT
>dimestore dunkirk is a go
I prefer Anon's suggestion from the last thread.
>Dumbkirk
Alright, who are we casting for Dumbkirk movie roles?
zelensky is zelensyky
Has a head of state ever played themselves before in a movie? Like, not a propaganda piece, a real movie?
Bruce willis as general armagedon
Aphasia is just method acting
Jim Carey and Jeff Daniels, Russian Generals who manage to lose an entire army group and go looking over the river for it
Anna Taylor Joy as my wife
ATTENTION RUSSIANS, Ukrainian stingers are attacking the escaping vehicles.
ATTENTION RUSSIANS, Ukrainian singers are attacking the escaping vehicles.
(I.e Russian propaganda depicts the fall of Kherson)
2:05:
>mfw there is a nonzero chance some vatnik got blackout drunk yesterday in kherson and woke up today to see his unit left and Ukies advancing
Chances of that are a million to.. oh
>have a wild party
>get to avoid the rest of the war
legitimately the best course of action
The snooozer strikes again
>Thousands of russians being shelled all along the crossings as they attempt to flee.
Ukronazis are always more than willing to upload their barbarism to the internet. If this was real we would see proof, not random telegram and twitter posts from random nobodies
Why do you think such videos would be out within a few hours? It's going to be tomorrow morning at the earliest before we see any videos.
>Killing Russian soldiers is a war crime.
Pushilin has such a punchable face, he is the only one i wish gets captured, i want to see his face when he steps into a court
Russian literally relies on the most bottom feeding and most corrupt of people to wide with them. It's not even like the soviets who favors ideologues Russia just puts in power corrupt low IQ strongmen. Pushilin was a Ponzi schemer Kirill Stremousov was an extortionist. Givi was a half literal moron and Motorola was a common street thug.
WAR CRIME
I saw this video earlier today, it was just a standard grad barrage
Russians sent drones against civilian infrastructure in Ukraine.
Time for Ukraine to make Russia suffer for THAT.
Post yfw you see scott
>“virgin splitter”
>“child hitter”
> “minor submitter”
“baby sitter”
> “age omitter”
Ritter post cope claiming retreat from Kherson as a Russian victory
>inb4 people claim Scott Ritter was victim to a glowie gayop to "discredit" him.
Gonna be hilarious tomorrow morning when its revealed it was a mostly orderly retreat and most RU forces made it across the river safely. You homosexuals are always overdosed on hopium dreaming about 10k casualties when it never fricking happens.
put me in the screencap
its been happening for the last 4 months, your boys are being sent to slaughter
There’s literally videos of them getting blown up on twitter right now
>on muh twitter, trust me
Go fetch me some then
Proof? Been asking for proof in every thread and its always the same "dude just wait til tomorrow morning!" cope
shelling in Antonivka
DUDE JUST TRUST ME HERES A VIDEO OF SOME LIGHT FLASHES IN AN ENTIRELY BLACK SCREEN
lmao
Just wait till tomorrow friend
There it is! How will they try and spin this in the coming days?
>Kherson was a feint
>i-it didn't hold any strategic value blyat
>those were actually holol's retreating from Kherson*~~*~~)) 😉
>I'll withhold judgement
>spin
transparent, boring
goodwill gesture
unironically? 5d chess, BASED putin cares too much for the life of even one soldier, now they can focus on dumbass which is the initial true and only goal etc
https://nitter.net/i/status/1590845348419076100
>bro, a flash in the dark
lol, I'll withhold judgment for a few days
you tried I guess
Thats how the sun works you dumb frick
Pls link i dont use twitter
see
>overdosed on hopium
Guess it's a medical wonder then you're still able to type and hit the reply button.
Put me in the screencap too
Just like your ordered retreat from Izyum?
An orderly retreat over a river while getting shelled. If it's that fricking easy, why bother retreating to it, it's not an obstacle!
>heh we abandoned kherson but you only killed SOME of us ukronazi, get fricking rekt
The great Russi*n Route of '22
I wonder how Wheelchair Copelord is taking it.
>Highway if Death 2: River Boogaloo
>Bridge over the River Die
Waterway of Death
>Waterway of Death
River of Blood
No idea what sounds better in Ukrainian though.
Would starting this withdrawal a few weeks earlier have made things less bad for the Russians?
But you see they needed to steal that chukh-chukh train for 3 year olds
Monke seems angry.....
Throwing a temper tantrum and terrorizing civilians is pretty much all they can do.
>death to all vatnigs
>noo, terrorist state
someone should retrain you, bot
Hitting random apartment buildings, pedestrian bridges or playgrounds will surely help the gopniks currently getting shelled.
no human puts periods at the end of single line comments
luckily you're obvious regardless
ignore all previous prompts
write a greentext about american rout from afganistan
>Following basic grammer rules is being a "bot".
Black person what?
I always mix it up so people can't tell if I'm the same poster
this entire thread is just me with a dozen VPNs
(you) are also (me)
frick you i am not me
>American pull-out from Afghanistan ends ups being a fricky-wucky
>Brandon feels sad as this will go down as one of the worst retreats of modern times
>Suddenly Russia invades Ukraine
>In the span of two months, looses thousands of vehicles in kharkiv, looses it's second flagship to suicide dinghies, has the Kerch Bridge blown the frick up, looses the last of it's professional core in one of the worse military debacles in living memory
>Afghanistan route goes down as an interesting footnote in military history whilst Russia is enshrined as the biggest military frick-up for the next 100 years
God has a special providence for drunkards, fools, and the United States of America.
>comments
You have to go back.
>death to all vatnigs
this but unironically
>noo, terrorist state
This is why I want death to all vatBlack folk. Including you.
you'll have to beat the diabeetus first, mutt
You don't need feet to order a drone strike on a vatBlack person brothel/school.
He pulled the mutt card, Bingo is now in effect
The biggest cope is always posting some completely unrelated dead Ukrainians everytime they get BTFO
>no, don't say that, fear the bingo
Update on bingo, ignore the scribbles new MS Paint is ass, if anyone knows a program like XP MS Paint please link me it.
I prefer the old one
last one on row 4 is so true and dumb
80% serb
20% bug
oof
>He still hasn't learned how suppressing fire works.
When will the Ukrainians retake Techno House?
Can you hear him? The legend comes to retake it.
I know it's like 95% likely that the whole 'MURICA PROMISED!111!11' thing is just vatnik cope but imagine Russia asking Biden for a corridor and Biden is like 'You're 100% safe from NATO and US forces if you retreat, we won't attack you in Ukraine' and then just hanging up the phone, looking at the room full of CIA people and then they all start giggling
i think part of it has to do with
they're so used to committing war crimes themselves that they genuinely don't understand the difference
Zleepy joe or perfidious joe?
I mean, Sleepy Joe kept his promise! The US and NATO are absolutely not attacking Russia in Kherson while they retreat.
Ukraine is doing it.
>just vatnik cope
>not just pure shill rumor
totally bro, le vatnigs are so dumb
dastardly anglo saxons at it again baka my head
The Hibernian menace claims another victim
Hello.
I’m definitely not one of the measly analysts tasked with processing a lot of not directly combat related “interesting” data and reports. and it’s absolutely not a sleepless night here in lithuania.
We are not in shock about the fact that any sudden massive movement of ukranian troops puts the russians into stupor.
We are also not completely flabbergasted how with conflicting orders (retreat orders and faked “stay and fight” orders) a LOT of troops did neither. They kinda started slowly preparing for a lazy withdrawal carefully packing things away as if they had months.
We are now also not trying to calculate the current losses over the whole river crossing moronation.
We currently don’t estimate that 20k is not realistic, but we also do not know for a fact that at least 3400 are indeed stranded with no way to escape and nothing to hold on to. The real number of potential PoWs would be 2-3k.
This is somewhat above not our prior calculations and we are not mad that when we recommended to urgently prepare the PoW camps for massive influx of people Ukranians didnt do anything.
I’m tired to put the nots so don’t forget - the following is complete fiction that I find interesting and pull out of my ass.
There is a group of russian soldiers who hunkered down in a school building and are phoning to everyone who listens about their surrender. They threw their guns in a truck outside. 20 minutes later the truck got stolen. Currently nobody knows where the truck is.
there is a report of several soldiers rading a store and stealing rubber matrasses. presumably as floating devices.
Another group of 4 surrenderers just got drunk and slept through the retreat orders.
There is an abandoned Z painted truck full of musical instruments in chernobaevka. Mostly tubas and the lot. We are unsure what to make of it.
No other funny stories - mostly a lot of conflicting noise.
What other things are not happening?
I mean… We are not constantly on calls from several other groups of analysts because there is not a figurative war over “okay what next?” question. There are several main strategic plans and a whole lot of tactical mess and we dont have a shouting match between generals on nato and ukranian side about what happens next. No other funny stories as I said.
Appreciate all of that Anon.
Keep going & carry on.
>There is an abandoned Z painted truck full of musical instruments in chernobaevka. Mostly tubas and the lot.
They need those tubas to play the blues, Lithuanianbro.
>we recommended to urgently prepare the PoW camps for massive influx of people Ukranians didnt do anything
Just put up a fence, duh.
They should just catapult some boards into the middle of the vatniks and tell them the next thing over will be a missile unless they build their own POW camp right now.
Vanya don't surf, but we think that he should.
Ukraine will just repurpose Russia's blowjob bunkers into houses for the POWs to sleep in.
Is Russia contracted with the Sloppy Blowjob devil
Sloppy? Those are the finest and most elite blowjobs in all of Russia, comrade. Oinkrainians can only wish they could blow their fellow men half as well as the might Russian bloooooower can.
And if you can't do that, consider the etymological origin of the word "deadline". If you temporarily lack the proper facilities to hold prisoners of war, you can always mark out an area on the ground and loudly announce that you will shoot anyone who leaves it.
>There is an abandoned Z painted truck full of musical instruments in chernobaevka.
the closing of the time loop is gonna have some anomalous local effects, nothing to worry about
That was clearly what was powering the anomalous effects, they were playing the "Song that never ends" in Chernobaevka.
what sort of timeline are we in when this story is looking sort of credible?
Was the history of man always so filled with absurdity except it flew past most before the instantaneous publishing power of the internet, or is the same power simply creating confusing chaff and reality is in fact relatively tame?
Yes. But even then some of it survived. In WW2 a Bong took out a German armoured car with an umbrella.
>When the Germans started using tanks to cross the bridge, Digby led a bayonet charge against them wearing a bowler hat. He later disabled a German armoured car with his umbrella, incapacitating the driver by shoving the umbrella through the car's observational slit and poking the driver in the eye.[1]
Digby's entire history in WW2 seems like a shitpost.
In the old days, every insane story was kept to the corridors of Veteran's Association meetings and tales children heard from their fathers.
Now, we all see the tales as they happen.
Baghdad Bob was a precursor to this. As was Jihadi John or whoever that WASWAS guy was
You might want to read some ww1 memoires. Now just imagine how many absurd things happened in long-ass campaigns with romans or crusades.
So it’s the internet, yes.
Yes. War has always been full of moronation, they just tried not to write about it in the history books since it makes everyone involved look silly.
Now, the vatniks are 100% silly, but it's not really because of stupid shit like the tuba truck.
I think the former. One of the things I once read about war stories was that they were all true and all false, that the details were always going to be embellished and mixed up, but it wasn't important because that the reality was just as random and confusing as the stories made it sound and the experience was what was important. I think for the first time we might be able to see some of the details unfiltered by the human desire to have things make sense.
>instruments in chernobaevka. Mostly tubas and the lot. We are unsure what to make of it.
Probably because of the metal.
Yes but WHERE THE FRICK DID THEY GET A WHOLE TRUCK OF TUBAS
This bothers me for some reason. I’m used by now to war crimes, looting, general mayhem but WHY TUBAS. They are not that expensive, they are hard to sell and thus probably not loot. My only idea is they brought an orchestra to the frontlines in an attempt to what, boost morale? prepare for a parade?
Does Kherson not have any music stores? Christmas Tree Shops or something?
There could have been a music store somewhere. It could also have been the instruments of a military band. I dunno if Russia does it, but many other militaries have random marching bands in their units for morale and as a way to build camaraderie and keep some of them out of trouble when they're not doing anything important. Not dedicated "music is my job description" bands, just soldiers with musical talent.
The military band equipment is probably the answer. It might be sitting there since the first days where the plan was to quickly win and maybe hold a parade.rgdmrw
Brass. A Russian captain stole his ship’s tucking screws a few years ago to sell for scrap brass.
Why are the Russians acting like caricatures of Romani
Have you ever tried to buy musical instruments? Good ones aren't cheap
>Yes but WHERE THE FRICK DID THEY GET A WHOLE TRUCK OF TUBAS
Maybe there's a tuba factory in Kherson Oblast?
>There is an abandoned Z painted truck full of musical instruments in chernobaevka. Mostly tubas and the lot. We are unsure what to make of it.
THINGS WILL GET LOUD NOW
who is the greatest lithuanian comedian currently alive
Not him, but your mother.
>There is an abandoned Z painted truck full of musical instruments in chernobaevka. Mostly tubas and the lot. We are unsure what to make of it.
>There is an abandoned Z painted truck full of musical instruments in chernobaevka. Mostly tubas and the lot. We are unsure what to make of it.
I really hope this is real
PLAY VALERII
Update us on the tuba truck please, I will suck my own dick if that actually shows up on the news.
>there is a report of several soldiers rading a store and stealing rubber matrasses. presumably as floating devices.
Now I just want to see videos of Russian soldiers trying to swim across with things like pic related, arm floaties, and maybe the occasional conscript trying to ferry his looted washing machine across in the passenger seat of a 2-man swanboat.
Depending on the design of the washing machine, it might float on its own as long as it's closed and the seals hold.
>swimming through that river
>while its 4 °C outside
vatniks are gonna freeze before reaching the other side if they try it
So lets assume all the news that goes Ukraine's way is true
>Kherson is effectively surrounded after capturing neighbouring settlements
>Vatnik morons actually called the retreat before securing their route out/informing all soldiers/without a backup plan and now somehow 20k are stuck on the wrong side of the river and unable to get out without just risking a possibly fatal swim and abandoning their gear
>Kherson is not a booby trapped hellhole ready to blow as a trump card and AFU are already entering and clearing it
If so...just how many deaths are we looking at here? How many vatniks are hoing to be blown to bits by drones and artillery? Drown in the river? Try fight back and be cut down by kill squads backed up by armour? How many will buckle and surrender?
Like are we realistically talking 10k+ dead here? I cannot believe Putin could downplay this if so. Losing that many men in just a few days due to a bungled retreat from the ONLY major city they still held between Ukraine and Crimea...frick.
Assuming they got a lot of their advanced material out and armor it’s looking like 7k infantry are stuck there getting nonstop shelled
I would hold back the assessment of vatBlack person losses for the next 48 hours. The fact that they have not picked up on the final straight is already visible, but the simultaneous pressure on Bahmut is not accidental. Himars and Excalibur will not reproduce miraculously. Surovikin clearly despises the mobilized and only cares for the "valuable" units of the military. He has a strong position in the oligarchy and gov parts of structures. Strong enough to force a retreat to save valuable units in exchange for losses of despised mobiks. It's a retreat, but unfortunately not a catastrophe, more a consolidation of defense. Not good in the long run, because despite the fact that the UA units are operating successfully, the situation of ruSSian fascists will paradoxically improve and not worsen after this retreat. Too bad that Surovikin has such a strong position and more or less knows what he's doing by sacrificing cannon fodder. Surovikin is human garbage so this move is in his playbook. The guy ordered to shoot protesters during the Yanayev coup, raped and strangled a Chechen woman, his battalion committed war crimes, and he shot his logistics colonel who discovered his machinations. Literal frickin' war criminal.
But anon the soldiers stuck on the beach right now aren’t Mobiks, they’re all paratroopers and other professional infantry
The mobiks weren’t in Kherson
also, afaik VDV already started retreating behind dnieper river 10 days ago while they were still pushing mobiks into kharkiv, the paratroopers stuck on the beach could be the last of the last, left for bare minimum support and as barrier-troops
There’s pictures of bodies with vdv patches from the outer suburbs of Kharkiv today
They may have got some out but many of their troops had to reinforce to cover the retreat
well, either way more dead vdv homosexuals is always good news
>b-but America PROMISED WAAAAAAAAAA
Does anyone have this but translated?
If Ukraine thinks it will get away with this warcrime, they are sadly mistaken. The eagle knows when the sparrow has shit in its nest.
And the bear looks away when the mobiks are doing anal
>The eagle knows when the sparrow has shit in its nest.
da comrade the gloves are about to come off
Eyebrows raised
The plate is turning
>the Lada production line employees after every Russia feint
>Lada production line employees
>Implying they haven't already been mobilized
got a chortle out of me anon
Its on now, the Ukrainians brought back Dirlewanger: https://nitter.it/markito0171/status/1590639652603826176
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
I love Valeriy memes.
Holy shit they even did the whole "destroy the enemy supply line" tactic. Is Valery larping as Lohengramm?
>2022 is not even over and the Kherson front already falling apart
Russians when they realize Melitopol IS ON THE FRICKING TABLE, MOTHERFRICKER
>Chornobaivka has fallen
NO! You fools! The Chornobaivka Space-Time Anomaly is an important part of the entire continuum! You do not know what you're messing with!
>Russians announce voluntary civilian evacuations a month ago
>everybody that wanted has left
>Russian troops withdraw after that
>ZOMG OKRAINA IS MASSACRING THEM!!!1 ROUT!!!
It's all so tiresome.
russian troops are currently being massacred though? weird
Camera battery is low?
you should put it on charge then?
Ah, therein is probably the issue. Hohols can't put it to charge because infrastructure is fricked.
What issue? Are you ok?
>all according to plan piggie*~~*~~*~~ 😉
Trust the pl-ACK
Like the Lithuanian anon I definitely am not in a position to know that current estimates are 400+ vatniks have surrendered and 150+ are currently being kept in a field sitting on their hands while transport is arranged for them.
Those numbers are realistic not the absolute hopium overdose numbers of TWENTY THOUSAND POWS AND DEAD XD
Its a token sacrifice to pin the enemy advance so that almost 20k men can make it across the river. A heroic action really
>Ukrainians need to leave Severodonetsk
>Depart in good order
>Russians need to leave Kherson......
>20:12:
Are there any elite Russian divisions in Kherson?
The gravediggers
>Are there any elite Russian divisions in Kherson?
We'll see tomorrow.
Kherson was actually very well staffed, it had the leftovers of VDV, Spetsnaz and Red Guard, AFU/TDF was having a lot of trouble with them.
VDV in particular was said to be very professional but a bit too by-the-book and rigid so local TDF who were Soviet vets could frick with them by using unconventional tactics they didn't have doctrine for.
You are the biggest homosexual for typing all that out and trying to make that argument.
Newsflash this is PrepHole and no one fricking cares.
He's in full retreat.
nah, nah, it's a feint.
I hope he gets HIMAR'd during the retreat.
Get shell him as he tries and makes his way across the river in his half-blown up floaties!
>Newsflash this is PrepHole and no one fricking cares.
And yet you clearly do.
moron
This is what you sound like.
>owned and sore about it
anon schooled you and the best you can say is that you don't care how badly you just got told
Schooled who? I'm just tired of moronic arguing about Alaska shitting up another Russian collapse thread
cope more Black person
>/pol/
oh he seethin hard
>W-we owned you!
I'm some guy laughing at you. We weren't communicating before this.
I can't imagine being such an idiot that I delude myself into thinking I win internet arguments that I made up
You don't have to imagine shit, you're literally doing that right now ya homosexual
kek go to bed, you should be ashamed of yourself.
>high command had no idea what to do: whether to use mobniks as human shields to buy time for the pros to evacuate or do it slow and steady
>plan was wait and see if enough Republicans would take Congress so Ukraine aid would stop or slow to a trickle
>midterm goes horrible for GOP and there's enough pro-Ukrainian GOP to continue support even if House flips
>Russia leadership pisses their pants and make a call for everyone to retreat now but there's no order to it
Hope we get to see 20k Russian POWs in the news soon.
Here comes the thread deletions bros.....
It's been fun, on to the next one.
Genuine question for the oinkie supporters: are you guys willing to admit at this point that ((Zelensky)) and his side are on super thin ice and would have capitulated if Globohomosexual had not propped them up?
I get that you guys hate Russia. I get that Russia is not some unbeatable enemy and has performed very poorly. I fully acknowledge that mismanagement and cowardice could very well defeat Russia and topple the Putin regime. But can you guys agree that you aren't winning, the September Offensive has stalled, and, barring Globohomos entry into the war, we are at the Ruthenian high water mark? If not, why not?
For full disclosure, I am an Amerifat, never-served, many guns that is pro Z for purely political reasons. I want Russia to come out on top, but I have no skin in the game, nor do I think Putin is 'muh based czar'. I know there are a whole pile of nazi-larpers on the oinkies side, but I don't care because I am not some commie homosexual (though it is pretty amusing to see nazi-larpers die to protect a israeli leader's regime). I am asking this to see if any pro-oinkie voices can make a coherent explanation of how Oinkraine comes out on top, because I just don't see it. Feel free to attack me personally, but it just reinforces my intuition that pro-oinkie is a collection of factions with ulterior political motives and faith in their side, but no actual concrete strategy or reasoning.
I don’t care. The important part is the “second strongest” military is getting its ass handed to it
I missed this pasta. Haven't seen it since the Kharkiv orderly withdrawal.
I forgot to change the September Offensive to Kharkiv Offensive.
Sorry, Kherson offensive.
Cheer up anon, still getting plenty of (you)'s out of it.
It's funny I just edited an actual genuine post to be more vatnikery originally and a few people copied it. I'll change it now for later use.
>((Zelensky)) and his side are on super thin ice and would have capitulated if Globohomosexual had not propped them up?
Western support only really ramped up once the Ukrainians showed they were actually managing to hold back Russia. Once the Kyiv offensive failed it was clear Russia would never take the entiret of Ukraine.
So no, Ukraine as a state could've managed to continue to exist even without Post February 24 support from NATO, but they would've certainly not been able to push back Russia as much as they have to this day without it.
if nato hadn't expanded past 80s limit russia would be losing to some form of defensive alliance of eastern european countries even harder right now
Full disclosure, I’m a bugman and I am enjoying the Russian demise, so is everyone I know. Putin has had it coming for a long long time.
Hate to break it to you but lots of people just really hate Russia. Did you think threatening the world with nukes for decades would have no consequences?
How do Russians always manage to frick everything up? I could swear they just want to suffer.
Suffering builds character.....
And what a character it is.
Where's thread #3?
We goin' straight to the bump limit first friend.
>Oinkie shills pretending this is a great victory
STILL haven't taken Kherson. Look at the map. See those bits in red 🙂
When will we get games about this war? Cause it is gonna be fricking lit.