The flying sushi maker

How would you improve it?

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

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250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Triple the blades

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, 9 blades!?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      More blades, more surface area, less penetration force.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chainlink fence.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Speed holes

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Katanas

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      careful with this footage, its an antique, MAG was awesome for the ps3

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Add a 45kg explosive warhead to increase lethality

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Then they would just use a hellfire, the point of this weapon is to decrease unintentional casualties.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        We could always just weaponize your autism instead...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the point of this weapon is to decrease unintentional casualties.
        Sounds like a shit weapon. Put some HE on that sucker and a fragmentation sleeve

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    N U C L E A R

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cutco knives

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    angle the blades and make it spin
    turns the arabian slap chop into a blender

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    replace blades with ballpeen hammers

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Replace the blades with Blades

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lasers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what if we used Bladees?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't, it's beautiful and trying to improve upon it is like piling cosmetics on a pretty women. We are blessed this exists.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >blessed
      Why? It's only good as an assassination tool and HE payloads already do an excellent job at a fraction of the cost.

      >but muh collatr'l dumuj, muh innocent brown chillun

      not an argument

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Having a weapon that precisely kills exactly who you want to kill is not an argument

        Look at this fricking edgelord

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        morons like this is why the US only started learning how to do counter insurgency when it was too late lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        complete avoidance of collateral damage is the equivalent bhopping around your enemy's corpse while dabbing repeatedly and violently
        if you can why would you not

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >complete avoidance of collateral damage is the equivalent
          Of not doing hostage rescue Moscow theatre style

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Longer blades?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Some type of adjustable warhead made of tungsten that can be switched out to avoid overpenetration but still allows it to better bust through more heavily armoured vehicles and bunkers. Same for the blades.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you're busting bunkers and tanks to kill someone collateral damage is not a concern

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >heavy armor-piercing and rocket propelled
      So you want something like LOSAT, or perhaps MRM-KE.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remove the blades, have it deploy a net to pick people off the street and fly them into a wall or drop them from 2km high.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Booster stage and a collapsible launching platform. It could be used at vehicle checkpoints and in more built-up areas in conjunction with man-portable drones. You identify a possible VBIED or a group of buttholes coming to attack your position and you have a stand-off weapon that won't obliterate half a block and vaporize little Achmed's parents so that he doesn't grow up swearing a lifelong intifada against your country.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what if you install blade in reverse direction and place near to head

    and replace the head with a sharp tip

    so when you hit the target the missile will punch into body and shred the target from inside?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    After impact the middle section falls out and stands up on its blades like some drone arachnid and continues attacking the target to ensure they are completely eliminated beyond any hope of medical rescue.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remove the blades and replace it with a glass jar full of wasps

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It should have a creamy center payload of at least 12 gallons of putrid US American brand semen.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Loudspeakers that announce "Nothing Personal, Kid" in language of a target country

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll attach the Lance of Longinus to the head so it can even kill an Angel.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Put the blades on a brimstone so it doesn't need to follow a laser and can engage targets in a swarm and autonomously.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no warhead
    🙁

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having such a precise weapon you decide to make it purely kinetic, Puccia can only dream

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Coat the blades in poison.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's spooky, imagine the damage.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1. Improve the range and top speed as follows: Replace the rocket motor with three solid-fuel rocket motors; first & second stage – Thiokol/Hercules solid-fueled rocket; third stage – United Technologies Corp. solid-fueled rocket. Replace the propellant with NEPE-75: Nitrate ester, plasticized polyethylene glycol-bound HMX, Aluminum, ammonium perchlorate.

    2. Improve guidance to make better use of the new range and speed, as follows: Replace the terminal seeker with a MK 6 astro-inertial guidance which is able to receive Global Positioning System updates.

    3. Improve the discriminate lethality, as follows: Replace the blades with a modular system that can accept the RV/W88, RV/W76-0, RV/W76-1 or RV/W76-2, or some multiple thereof.

    4. Improve the launch system for scaleability, survivability and sustainability, as follows: Instead of horizontal launch use vertical launch. Isolate the weapon from weather conditions with an enclosed launcher, with an external door that opens for launch. Change the fuel to uranium for longer operating time and greater elecricity generation to power more powerful sensors and accommodate a larger crew that can stay on station longer. Allow the launcher to hide underwater and be quiet, making it harder to target or destroy.

    Since the weapon is no longer unitary and now has "multiple prongs", so to speak, is now maritime and is the second version, I will call it "Trident II".

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    add a bayonet

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    give it a pointy tip

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Make it smaller with the same range and more accurate targeting? It's really just a long range bonk tube not much to do

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >55
      Fricking one off

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    air launched guided piano dropping missile

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ditch the blades, fill it with concrete

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >advance so far the new advance is to just hit them really fricking hard with a god damn rock
      Kinda love it. Unga Bunga

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    More=better. This is always the case. Also add chainlink fence.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fill it full of candy like a big pinãta. Then people will celebrate the happenings.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Add money too!

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My final version is chock it full of Toblerone and $20 dollar bills or local currency.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chainsaws.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Angle the blades so that it spins and blends the target

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Add a camera to take a picture right before it hits so we can spam ragheads with the look of abject terror on the victim's face before they got blended.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Secondary payload of extremely corrosive liquid.
    >Reeeee, it's meant to limit collateral damage anon!
    Maybe people should stay out of the splash zone of anyone the US might want to drone strike.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Make the fins the blades and save on ease on manufacture

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get rid of the blades, add explosives

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stealth

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fill the warhead space with bees.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fly it up someone's butt

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    More blades

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Still not enough blades. Someone get Gillette on this project. We could have fractal blades by the end of the year.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How about some psychological effects? I'm sure rocket motors are already loud and scary, but can we make it screech for the last bit before impact? Can it launch red white and blue fireworks after impact? What about a Kill Bill-tier fountain of fake blood? I'm only half joking about the first two; putting swords on a missile is a military 360noscope, may as well teabag whoever we killed too.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a thirty-second bomb! a thirty-second bomb! twenty-nine... twenty-eight...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It should have pig blood inside to make the impact scene look more gory

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think the psychological effect of seeing your friend standing 5 feet from you get liquified by a knife missile while you're completely unscathed is plenty.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You've gotta think spookier, friend. Make it infamous enough and you can terrorize people that weren't even there.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you improve it?
    Make it a dual-stage weapon with SDB2-like glide wings for longer range, the first stage drops off so that the total mass impacting the target is less and the unspent fuel will not be a fire hazard

    The resulting weapon could have even less potential for collateral damage while being just as deadly to the intended target

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >unspent fuel
      Maybe you should google the thing you're trying to improve before posting.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >solid fuel
        Yes and?
        You think unspent solid fuel can't ignite?

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_Weapons_Convention

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    angle the blades and make them spin shortly before impact

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    New attack mode. It flies in a glancing manner to target, slicing it up lethally, with one blade, then flies away for self destruction so it cannot be found.

    Only to make it somewhat confusing for people who come upon the scene.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    only thing I could think of is to add a claymore mine at the front, have it explode in a pattern that will scatter 00buck in a radius to help further insure the death of a target. could also add an incendiary agent so set the target on fire/Thermobaric effect in an attempt to further insure death.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Flaming Blades?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you wish to imagine so, however the truth is that either it would result in a concussive force or light aflame the area surrounding the impact.

        >"Its blast overpressure and rarefaction reportedly “sucked the air out of the lungs” of the militants and collapsed the tunnel networks, killing around a hundred of them."

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese wire.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Replace the blades with the nuclear warhead from a Davy Crockett.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't see how transsexuals are in any way relevant to a hyperbolic joke about a company's habit of having unnecessarily large numbers of blades on its razors.

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