The first weapon

Was it a rock or a sharp stick? Maybe a dull stick?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably a rock, then sharp stick, then rock thrown with sling, then sharp rock on long stick, then sharp rock on stick thrown with string

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow I feel like the leap to a rock thrown with a sling would happen many, many millenia later than sharp rock on long stick

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE FIRST WEAPONS WERE THESE HANDS BITCH

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Teeth

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A dull stick used like a club.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/1mXykQOWk7PM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based schizo anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://voca.ro/1bgPN5HzONer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pic or it didn't happen shizo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro its time to lay off the weed and peyote

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A rock. You need another weapon to sharpen the stick with

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stick. Species of birds impale their prey on thorns. Apes use sticks to fish for insects and grubs so i can see that being the first whipping tool used by a homanid. Even though throwing shit comes natural, i havent seen that skill translated to rocks for some reason.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dick.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Throg's Throbber

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spear and club, 100%. The short, thick stick and the long, thin stick. Just used oppertunistically in their default form, hit other monkey on the head, or push in the thin stick with slightly ragged end you just found as hard as you can. Its one of those things archeologists will never find because they weren't really modified or have hard points, so all the "clubs" and "spears" decomposed completely.
    The stone probably at the very same time but once again, not modified so the stones that kennedy'd their greatest tribe leaders look just like normal rocks.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fist
    the reason your closed fist close this nicely into something right to hit and damage someone is because it evolved for this
    monkey fist are less optimal for that
    we are sadly made to fight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a weapon.

      https://i.imgur.com/tT532Fk.jpg

      that would be our fists, anon. Our oldest and most trusted weapon.

      Not a weapon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        compelling argument.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Possibly a bone of some kind. Projectile feces.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that would be our fists, anon. Our oldest and most trusted weapon.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably a fallen tree branch swung like a club/cane, I've seen chimps do it.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the 1911.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, yes, I'm well versed in history as well. In the great year of our lord 1776, God said let their be Freedom, and then history began for the first time. When man was endangered by the homosexual Tyrannosaurus Rex. The lord blessed man with the 1911, chambered in his holy caliber. The 45. ACP. So that his image, George Washington, could hunt them. God bless Merica, and don't let those globalist liberal media types tell you any different.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the weapon to be used would be the Mosin Nagant, as this is the only weapon that is a weapon, and you have to take full advantage of the weapon and shoot 300 rounds without hearing protection to feel the power of the Mosin Nagant, as it is a great euphoric feeling to hear the loud bangs. the little diamond bird from outer space gave me the gift of seeing that the Mosin Nagant is the only one who can kill without warning, and you can abuse it like you can abuse Abigail for cheating on you. be sure to use the rifle to unleash the power of his rounds of shots against the beastly aristocratic Nazi Communists in the forest, as soon as you go through the ritual of covering yourself with mud and shooting at it 300 times in one sitting. Johnny will be by your side while you feel the cosmology of power through you and go on a journey to walk through the forest, but be aware that you need to keep your head, because it's very important to eat your cereal, because it's healthy to be healthy. mosin Nagant is the real weapon to kill everyone, because God bless the United States of America, because Europe does not exist. do not think that according to the book of Lovecraft codes it so happened that they never existed, but lies made by the teachings of the custard pomade derivatives of the unholy occupation of the world of the aristocracy. the artists are supposed to be on the alert because they steal their clothes, but first take off their clothes and drink a lot of laxatives to gain human independent mind and head powers. the world is watching you, but know this, always know that God blesses America!

    JOHNNY PASS THE AMMO AND GRAB THAT RIFLE AND GOD SAVE AMERICA!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I understand that the mosin nagant is your favorite but jesus christ take your meds... assuming you have any ot just snorted it all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        chaos are sweets that are supposed to be consumed by blood transfusion, by cutting open the head and pouring crushed sweets into the wound. However, this would lead to a high risk of replacing the head with the evils. be sure to eat it like chocolate and surprise yourself with mouthwash to stay alive and healthy. i make sure that I shower 6 times a day with mouthwash and dawn soap to prevent the animals from trying to approach me and the suHispanicious eyes do not linger in my head. you do not believe me, then it's too late for you, your mind has endured allergic reactions from seizures that crush your soul and make you high, but you have to keep shitting so that your stomach is not fat, but do you have a good day to do it right away, without protesting against your hair and your hair is a little more than a little more than anything else. be sure to cleanse your body, because mom loves you very much, and dad likes to drink in your honorific name. bitch this sun, because it's a lie, it's a fucking Kolob star, but chained by the evil Armstrong sun. GOD BLESS AMERICA, THE ONLY COUNTRY THAT EXISTS TRIPLE SIX FIVE ROUNDS BY CONTROLLING THE FIRE IN MY BONES YES, I'M BURNING THROUGH THE ROAD OF THE OUTER MOON wait, what THE HELL was that? you might be scared because you are going against the fact that the company responded to the challenge by removing my videos, and my account proves exactly the point I made in creating the challenge by removing my favorite characters in my head, except Johnny, he is a good friend and Birdy Space Diamond in his glory is your friend, you have to dig up the ground to find the secrets before the animals let you fuck, YES, I FEEL IT, GOD BLESS AMERICA!

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The earliest discovered tools discovered so far were just rocks used by proto-humans, sticks sharpened to spear points didn't come until a bit later.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being so braindead that you think worked stone predates a stick with a pointy end simply because the sticks didn't survive long enough to be cataloged by archeologists.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sticks didn't survive long enough to be cataloged by archeologists
        I present to you a 400,000 year old sharpened stick

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          damn grandpa was good at sharpening, he even used some finish on it

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rock

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the bible it's just a rock.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first thing used as a weapon or the first thing created to be a weapon?

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