The first generation of PLA leadership have some wacky ass stories.

The first generation of PLA leadership have some wacky ass stories.
>Marshal He Long was a member of the Tujia ethnic group. Born in Sangzhi, Hunan, he and his siblings, including He Ying, grew up in a poor peasant household, despite his father being a minor Qing military officer. His father was a member of the Gelaohui (Elder Brother Society), a secret society of cultist rebels dating back to the early Qing dynasty. A cowherd during his youth, he received no formal education. When He was 20 he stabbed to death a local government tax assessor who had killed his uncle for defaulting on his taxes. He then fled and became an outlaw, giving rise to the legend that he began his revolutionary career with just two kitchen knives. After beginning his life as an outlaw he gained a reputation as a "Robin Hood-like figure" amongst a string of villages. His signature weapon was a butcher knife.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In 1938, while he was still leading Chinese forces in Shanxi, Japanese soldiers who had joined the Communists and were serving under Lin Biao's command presented Lin with a Japanese uniform and katana, which they had captured in battle. Lin then put the uniform and katana on, jumped onto a horse, and rode away from the army. While riding, Lin was spotted alone by a sharpshooter in Yan's army. The soldier was surprised to see a Japanese officer riding a horse in the desolate hills alone. He took aim at Lin and severely injured him. The bullet grazed Lin's head, penetrating deep enough to leave a permanent impression on his skull. After being shot in the head, Lin fell from his horse and injured his back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But y tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LARPed too hard, a cautionary tale for us all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/yg1tcrj.jpg

      >After being recalled to Yan'an, Marshal Peng was subjected to a political indoctrination campaign in which he was criticized as an "empiricist" for his good relations with the Comintern and survived professionally only through an unconditional conversion to Mao's leadership. Mao ordered Peng to be criticized for 40 days for the "failings" of the Hundred Regiments Campaign that Peng had led against the Japanese (even though Mao had supported it and later praised its successes). Peng was not allowed to reply and was forced to make a self-criticism. Privately, Peng loathed Mao's criticism of him, and in 1959 once told Mao: "At Yan'an, i fucked your mother for forty days."

      https://i.imgur.com/xltDdV0.jpg

      >Zhu's leadership made him a figure of immense prestige; locals even credited him with supernatural abilities. Zhu met Wu Ruolan after attacking Leiyang with the Peasant's and Workers Army. They married in 1928. In January 1929, Zhu and Wu were encircled by Kuomintang troops at a temple in the Jinggang Mountains. Zhu escaped, but Wu was captured. She was executed by decapitation and her head was allegedly sent to Changsha for display.

      https://i.imgur.com/v0fj64f.jpg

      >During one of Marshal Liu Bocheng's battles during this period he captured 10,000 enemy soldiers with his single guerilla unit, for which he was promoted to brigade commander. In 1916, he lost his right eye and suffered damage to his left in a battle for Fengdu county, Sichuan.
      >Despite rapid loss of nearly all his eyesight, Liu participated with nearly-total blindness in the Anhui Campaign of 1947, which involved sending 100,000 soldiers across the Yellow River, and marching over 1,000 kilometers into central plain.

      https://i.imgur.com/46O989D.jpg

      >In 1978, Xu was almost killed in an accident of a Chinese HJ-73 ATGM demonstration when the missile suddenly malfunctioned and turned 180 degrees after traveling several hundred meters, flying in opposite direction toward the observation platform, where Xu and other top ranking Chinese officers were sitting, and landed right in front of the platform. It was fortunate for Xu and the others on the platform that the missile failed to explode, and they survived and remained there until the completion of the demonstration.

      OP I need more. These are amazing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/yg1tcrj.jpg

      >After being recalled to Yan'an, Marshal Peng was subjected to a political indoctrination campaign in which he was criticized as an "empiricist" for his good relations with the Comintern and survived professionally only through an unconditional conversion to Mao's leadership. Mao ordered Peng to be criticized for 40 days for the "failings" of the Hundred Regiments Campaign that Peng had led against the Japanese (even though Mao had supported it and later praised its successes). Peng was not allowed to reply and was forced to make a self-criticism. Privately, Peng loathed Mao's criticism of him, and in 1959 once told Mao: "At Yan'an, i fucked your mother for forty days."

      https://i.imgur.com/xltDdV0.jpg

      >Zhu's leadership made him a figure of immense prestige; locals even credited him with supernatural abilities. Zhu met Wu Ruolan after attacking Leiyang with the Peasant's and Workers Army. They married in 1928. In January 1929, Zhu and Wu were encircled by Kuomintang troops at a temple in the Jinggang Mountains. Zhu escaped, but Wu was captured. She was executed by decapitation and her head was allegedly sent to Changsha for display.

      https://i.imgur.com/v0fj64f.jpg

      >During one of Marshal Liu Bocheng's battles during this period he captured 10,000 enemy soldiers with his single guerilla unit, for which he was promoted to brigade commander. In 1916, he lost his right eye and suffered damage to his left in a battle for Fengdu county, Sichuan.
      >Despite rapid loss of nearly all his eyesight, Liu participated with nearly-total blindness in the Anhui Campaign of 1947, which involved sending 100,000 soldiers across the Yellow River, and marching over 1,000 kilometers into central plain.

      https://i.imgur.com/46O989D.jpg

      >In 1978, Xu was almost killed in an accident of a Chinese HJ-73 ATGM demonstration when the missile suddenly malfunctioned and turned 180 degrees after traveling several hundred meters, flying in opposite direction toward the observation platform, where Xu and other top ranking Chinese officers were sitting, and landed right in front of the platform. It was fortunate for Xu and the others on the platform that the missile failed to explode, and they survived and remained there until the completion of the demonstration.

      Imagine the bad breath.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Chinese soldier can't tell the difference between a Japanese and Chinese person.
      Heh.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They all look the same. Pictured is General Admiral Bang Ding Ow, who while on a routine service operation devoured 700 saboteurs posing as maintenance staff in less than seventeen seconds. Known affectionately as “Big Bang”, the locals in his city continue to offer regular sacrifices to keep him healthy and content under the luminous banner of the People’s Republic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mandarin-speaking Chinks couldn’t distinguish my SEAmoron family from their brethren.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This one is fucking hilarious. What was he thinking? That’s like zelensky running around in front of the Ukrainian lines in a VDV uniform some vatnik POWs gifted him

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >After being recalled to Yan'an, Marshal Peng was subjected to a political indoctrination campaign in which he was criticized as an "empiricist" for his good relations with the Comintern and survived professionally only through an unconditional conversion to Mao's leadership. Mao ordered Peng to be criticized for 40 days for the "failings" of the Hundred Regiments Campaign that Peng had led against the Japanese (even though Mao had supported it and later praised its successes). Peng was not allowed to reply and was forced to make a self-criticism. Privately, Peng loathed Mao's criticism of him, and in 1959 once told Mao: "At Yan'an, i fucked your mother for forty days."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"At Yan'an, i fucked your mother for forty days."
      Wew

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"At Yan'an, i fucked your mother for forty days."
      The 2nd harshest burn Mao received

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The original fuck ya mudda poster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >at Ya'an, I fucked your mother for forty days
      Fucking sick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >in 1959 once told Mao: "At Yan'an, i fucked your mother for forty days."

      Unfathomably based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      o i am laffin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      Wasnt he the guy who led Chicom troops in Korea too

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zhu's leadership made him a figure of immense prestige; locals even credited him with supernatural abilities. Zhu met Wu Ruolan after attacking Leiyang with the Peasant's and Workers Army. They married in 1928. In January 1929, Zhu and Wu were encircled by Kuomintang troops at a temple in the Jinggang Mountains. Zhu escaped, but Wu was captured. She was executed by decapitation and her head was allegedly sent to Changsha for display.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn that's rough.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >During one of Marshal Liu Bocheng's battles during this period he captured 10,000 enemy soldiers with his single guerilla unit, for which he was promoted to brigade commander. In 1916, he lost his right eye and suffered damage to his left in a battle for Fengdu county, Sichuan.
    >Despite rapid loss of nearly all his eyesight, Liu participated with nearly-total blindness in the Anhui Campaign of 1947, which involved sending 100,000 soldiers across the Yellow River, and marching over 1,000 kilometers into central plain.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      punished chinkoid

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In 1978, Xu was almost killed in an accident of a Chinese HJ-73 ATGM demonstration when the missile suddenly malfunctioned and turned 180 degrees after traveling several hundred meters, flying in opposite direction toward the observation platform, where Xu and other top ranking Chinese officers were sitting, and landed right in front of the platform. It was fortunate for Xu and the others on the platform that the missile failed to explode, and they survived and remained there until the completion of the demonstration.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wew

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wew Xu as his nephew

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of the M247 swivelling the turret around and sweeping its guns across the audience during a demonstration.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok that's funny
      >Almost dies because of shitty Chinese engineering
      >Survives because of shitty Chinese engineering

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s why you never hire a midwit. Either get somebody who will do the job right or somebody who’s going to fuck it up before it becomes dangerous.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God damn. I wish we have some brass ballers in the army like these old timer PLAs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the OG commie revolutionaries were some hard core motherfuckers, tends to come with being revolutionaries that won.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, early Communist China in general has some wacky ass stories.

    >1950's China
    >Mao orders production of first all-Chinese car.
    >Auto factory managers ignore because they don't think he's serious
    >1958 rolls around
    >"Hey guys, I hope you have the car ready, because I'll be riding in it through Tienanmen Square next year."
    >shitbrix.png
    >Have to cobble something together in less than a year.
    >One of the managers knows a party official who had a 1955 Chrysler Imperial imported to drive around.
    >"Borrow" said Chrysler under the assumption that none of the higher ups will have seen a western car and know the difference.
    >Just so they can truly say it's an "original" car, they fuck with the grille and add a shitload more chrome trim to it.
    >Present it to Mao
    >He loves it
    >Thus begins production of the first "all-Chinese" car, the Hongqi CA72.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll post another one since I really want to hear more bugmen general stories.
      >1976
      >Mao finally keels over
      >Party decides to put him on display in the Great Hall of the People so the public can see him
      >evenindeathyouwillserve.exe
      >Put corpse under the stage lights so he can be well seen
      >Cut to a couple days later, the Dear Leader is starting to look and smell a little funny.
      >Turns out when you leave a corpse under hot stage lights 24/7, they start to wilt like a vegetable
      >The government brings in every refrigeration expert they have (which in 1970's China is a grand total of 7)
      >They rig up hoses and pipes through the glass/wood casket like something out of 40k to keep the Great Helmsman from melting.
      >A week later Mao is finally allowed to be put to rest and cremated, just like he asked for
      Just kidding, they then completely ignored his wishes and embalmed him, a whole new story with just as much incompetence.
      >Mao's wife demands he be put on permanent display like Lenin and Ho Chi Min.
      >Doctors involved are selected for their loyalty to the party instead of skill level.
      >Nearly destroy Mao's head from putting too much embalming fluid in too fast
      >one of the doctors is quoted as saying it blew up "like a football".
      Once the body was prepared, they were on to the mausoleum.
      >For once, the Party has a good idea
      >Can't make the case out of glass, if some idiot trips they'll break it and land on Mao.
      >Decide they need high grade crystal
      >However, China is about as good at making crystal as they are at refrigeration.
      >It takes an entire factory over a year and several failed attempts just the make the five panes of crystal needed for the casing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mad that a country that struggled this much in the late 70s is now a world power.
        how?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          American money and technology

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bullshit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Japanese. You can see it everywhere from their city development to government structures. Not a single imperial measurement machine in china.

            >a world power
            They're a cheap labor force where assembly lines are outsourced to, on top of that they're known for copying other designs and doing so poorly. Their quality control is shit, their power projection is wholly dependant on dredging up new islands and are face a population collapse due to their one-cild policy that is of unimaginable scale. Only because globohomo has weakened so many nations they are still relevant.

            Then why are you fighting so hard to get those jobs back?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Not a single imperial measurement machine in china.
              because it's a retarded system and not even taught in China.
              The FDI that first went into China post Reform and Opening Up was from the overseas Chinese diaspora.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Slave labor

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >a world power
          They're a cheap labor force where assembly lines are outsourced to, on top of that they're known for copying other designs and doing so poorly. Their quality control is shit, their power projection is wholly dependant on dredging up new islands and are face a population collapse due to their one-cild policy that is of unimaginable scale. Only because globohomo has weakened so many nations they are still relevant.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You forgot killing their own environment. The Yangtze River literally was a self-cleaning river at one point. The place where the Three Gorges Dan is used to experience multiple floods time to time, but that is it. But now they built that dam and all dams will break at one point and wgen it does you will get one biblical flood to wipe out a good portion of China and entire cities.

            No sane person or bureaucracy would let this shit happen. Even the US government tells corporations and other fags to fuck off when things too dangerous and don't aim to repeat it like that one time a town got flooded with barbed wire and mud killing all its residents.

            China see's that shit and keeps going on.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >No sane person or bureaucracy would let this shit happen
              Chinese urban pollution levels are quite similar to the projected pollution levels of 19th century London. So yes, it was permitted to happen before.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >t. absolute retard

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >let me tell you all about Russia, it's all just grey Commie blocks, breadlines, everything is depressing and cold and there are no freedomz
            This new Cold War shit is getting boring, tards like you know as much about as China as someone who never left Irkutsk knows about North Dakota.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >>let me tell you all about Russia, it's all just grey Commie blocks, breadlines, everything is depressing and cold and there are no freedomz
              But this is correct

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it is pretty funny that his final wishes were never respected, tho he was an atheist for the most part and probably didn't care what you did with his meat after he was done using it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he converted to Buddhism on his deathbed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pascal's wager. The little chink bastard.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          same thing happened to a lot of communist leader tbf

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m not sure how firmly he held the conviction, but it’s been stated by multiple officials that he had wanted to be cremated and that was the plan until Jiang Qing raised hell that they weren’t going to put him on display like a rotisserie chicken.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what happens to Chinese military surplus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Passed down to local authorities and eventually melted down

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is the tactical advantage of barefoot firemen?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have you heard of fire walking anon or has your western lifestyle made you so weak as not to be able to handle some heat

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shit. I didn't even notice that.

          Maybe their boots got wet or something. Airing out trench foot

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They run faster across hot coals

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are still using it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      storage to be used in case of war by conscripting citizenry, kind of the same reason Russians held onto mosins for so long. Bad quality stuff gets sold as authentic military surplus though and used as funding to make new

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else assume any and all Chinese history is lies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I assume all of it is at least partially fabricated, but that's true of most histories.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a butthurt boomer/Taiwanese, the only thing weirder than the stuff that's made up is the stuff that actually happened

      I assume all of it is at least partially fabricated, but that's true of most histories.

      said it better than I ever could have

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is, especially the retarded fairytale crap OP’s spamming. Anything that’s broadcast or reported by communists is suspect at best. I have an easier time believing the mujahideen were protected by airstrikes because of flocks of birds intervening on their behalf. At least the muj didn’t try killing all their birds in the first place.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >especially the retarded fairytale crap OP’s spamming.
        I would think OPs shit has a greater chance of being legit than most Chinese stories, specifically because shit like an officer getting domed while wearing a foreign adversaries uniform, or having a missile test go awry and almost wipe out the officials watching it, paints the CCP members in a bad light, or makes them look incompetent.
        If these stories are legit known history in China who would gain from them?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Surviving getting shot by your own guys and not dying when a chinkshit missile malfunctions is actually bragworthy for the Chinamen, you can never really be too sure with their stories.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You’re trying way too hard to cope with your congenital learning disability.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >shit like an officer getting domed while wearing a foreign adversaries uniform, or having a missile test go awry and almost wipe out the officials watching it, paints the CCP members in a bad light, or makes them look incompetent.
          This
          Honestly it makes the stories more plausible than a lot of shit in the official Chinese historiography

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much. Lying is acceptable in Chinese "culture" as long as you don't get caught. My brother taught English in China and he told me how cheating was accepted and even encouraged in school. China is a low trust society, and it's destined to fall again and again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >China is a low trust society
        does anyone trust anyone right now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I trust you, anon 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is, especially the retarded fairytale crap OP’s spamming. Anything that’s broadcast or reported by communists is suspect at best. I have an easier time believing the mujahideen were protected by airstrikes because of flocks of birds intervening on their behalf. At least the muj didn’t try killing all their birds in the first place.

      Pretty much. Lying is acceptable in Chinese "culture" as long as you don't get caught. My brother taught English in China and he told me how cheating was accepted and even encouraged in school. China is a low trust society, and it's destined to fall again and again.

      Keep your gay bullshit outta this otherwise very fun thread.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe keep your commie bullshit outta this otherwise barely passable board. What are you gonna do, about it, chang? Capture 10,000 enemy soldiers singlehandedly while also being blind or some shit? Lmfaooo worse than capeshit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Doesn't have reading comprehension

          it was his singular UNIT, not him on his own.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is, especially the retarded fairytale crap OP’s spamming. Anything that’s broadcast or reported by communists is suspect at best. I have an easier time believing the mujahideen were protected by airstrikes because of flocks of birds intervening on their behalf. At least the muj didn’t try killing all their birds in the first place.

      Pretty much. Lying is acceptable in Chinese "culture" as long as you don't get caught. My brother taught English in China and he told me how cheating was accepted and even encouraged in school. China is a low trust society, and it's destined to fall again and again.

      These posts are probably the work of a single shill, everyone in this thread was having a good time and all of a sudden these five people just come out of nowhere and start going on about how the Chinese are liars? I mean, they are, don't get me wrong, but it was completely out of left field

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why did I say five people when there's three posts, I'm retarded

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how old are you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, you’re accepting Chink war stories at face value, so yes you sure are retarded.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody cares about your shitty propaganda, ping pong. Cry more.

        • 2 weeks ago
          OP

          rough shift today?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >rough shift today?
            I dunno fifty cent army, you tell me. I’m not the one getting called out on his Chink bullshit. That’s not going to look very good on your performance review.

            • 2 weeks ago
              OP

              my, my! what foul sourness!
              Tell me, were you rehearsing that post out in your head as you were standing behind the cash register today? I can just imagine your grubby little hands excitedly typing it out to salvage a few more little shreds of precious dopamine. What a hysterical sissy you are, fucking up my thread.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why did I say five people when there's three posts, I'm retarded

        Yes, you're retarded.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The more I learn about the CCP, the more I suspect this, yes. I've even started to question long held truths like "China invented paper and gunpowder". They just lie so damn much, about all matters, present, future, past. How can I trust anything coming out of China when I know how much they lie?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. another absolute retard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >History is a set of lies agreed upon

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    所有中国大陆公民都应该像天安门广场的那些孩子一样死去

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Americucks seething because none if their officers have badass backstories.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Major General Marshall Chairman Ho Lee Fuk of the 299th Mechanized Staircase Battalion malfunctioned and devoured 10,000 traitors to the People’s Republic of China. 14 minutes after his massacre began he was finally calmed down by his maintenance staff. While he no longer serves as an escalator, Ho Lee Fuk was awarded with a comfortable position serving as a staircase in China’s second-most prestigious empty mall.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seething

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          your point being?
          Doesn’t this make bitching about Muh K:D irrelevant? Why would sociopathic Maoist bug people care about the casualties they suffer at all?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You will never be a world power.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would a sociopathic Maoist bug person care so much about people talking shit about his great heroes on an anonymous Tibetan basket-weaving forum? The world is a mystery.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              but i am not a maoist, anon. i believe maoism to be one of the most retarded and destructive ideologies to ever exist.
              that does not stop me from mocking the US military with all its overwhelming industrialization getting cheated out of half a country by an army of starving Chinese light infantry with one rusty old Mosin for every two men.
              As shitty as the Red Chinese policies were, they did end up attracting the best military talent of Warlord-era China.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude I’ve only posted a couple escalators, I wouldn’t call that the best military talent of anything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        conventially ignores that even the chinese data for the battle places chinese losses far above allied losses. it's absolutely higher then they say it is, too.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck cares if it's true or not?
    Literally all these bros are dead and it doesn't make a difference either way
    A good story is a good story. Just take it as that, a story

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Martin Luther Ping over here

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Warlord era was even wackier. Somebody post the poetry general, the one who wrote "My Cannon Will Bombard Your Mom" and slapped Buddha in the face.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I posted that TL years ago on his and can't believe how much it blew up.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good thread, cheers OP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok this is way too funny. I dont remember this from GuP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's from the OVAs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Saori & Choco did it on top of the Panzer IV

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Half of them were purged, assassinated, or imprisoned.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Deng Xiaoping declined to become a Marshal, but still managed to become the Paramount Leader of China who opened up China to the West, despite only being Chairman of Central Military Commission.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >despite only being Chairman of Central Military Commission
      what? That title is basically commander in chief.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EVERYONE in China's first generation of modern politics was wacky. It was a time when modern ideologies mixed in with trad Chinese politics and its hero-culture tendencies with everyone wanting to be the next Confucius or Three Kingdoms heroes.

    These fags did the Warlord Period after all.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any good books or documentaries if I want more of these bugmen chronicles? The wackiness of these tyrant regimes and it's authoritarian members is fascinating to me. Especially, when it devolves into pure incompetence just because of the culture they engender. Doesn't have to specifically bug men, can be vatniks, voodoos, Banana Republics, etc. Personally been on a Stasi and Gulag kick, myself.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since Anon's here seem to be knowledgeable about China, I'm interested in learning things about the CCP. The process of joining, their youth organizations, their ranks and organization. There seems to be very little information in English, especially since this is a 100 million strong organization.
    I'd love to get some pointers or recommended books.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuckoff glowie. Do your own homework.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure glowies have enough Chinese Speakers to get their information in Chinese instead of needing it translated.
        None of the things I asked about are particularly secret either. I assume they already know the organization of the second largest political party in the world.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The current CCP is pretty much organized like a giant corporation/military.

          The "classic" way to rise is as follows: You take a prerequired entry test to join the party bureaucracy, measuring problem solving, critical thinking, knowledge in chinese culture/history, this test has a 2-3% pass rate.

          You then start at the bottom in a local government and get promotions based on performance reviews from you superiors / economic growth / spending / satisfaction surveys in the locality you're the head of. You then have an extremely slim chance of being promoted to a central government position if you do very well in a few of these local positions.

          The "alternate way" is get directly catapulted to the top if by proving your leadership skills in non political positions (business, science, tech, military, etc., explains why there a lot of engineers in senior positions) of course in practice a lot also depends on connections.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Otherwise anyone (as long as they are chinese by blood) can join the party, it just means that you can vote on certain internal topics and get to participate to meetings that non party members don't have access to

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He He Huh Huh... you said he long.

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