The earth has been invaded by giants insects, arachinds and many others?

Wyd?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    buy stock in whomever makes diazion, sevin, ddt, permetherin, etc.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon you don't seem to understand
      They aren't bugs
      They're GIANT MONSTERS. Even bigger than an elephant!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nerve toxins don't really care about the size of the creature they effect.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THEY LOOK JUST LIKE US

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Monsters AND aliens?! THE MOST DISGUSTING COMBO!

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    keep doing my thing because they're all going to Japan

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not from Buenos Aires (but I am handsome) and I say KILL EM ALL

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably die, considering about half humanity dies in those games as set dressing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >half
      Lmao the final mission of EDF5 has every last surviving human launch a suicide attack to slow down reinforcements so you can kill the alien god. It gives the impression that humanity numbers in the thousands at the end of the campaign.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It wouldn't be the first time humanity has dipped below 10,000 individuals. really bleak to think about, and a bit scary.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf when?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think he means in dinosaur times

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The outro claims 90% of all humans died. The command to arm every human with hands also came in the middle of the last boss fight, so It's unlikely it was carried out since the AyyyFührer dies minutes later.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          in EDF6, which is a direct sequel to EDF5, there is 10% of humanity left

          I remember that figure. 10% doesn't follow the context, though. That's actually incredibly high compared to how bleak the situation is portrayed. Hell, the EDF is completely wiped out down to just Storm Team. Every city is implied to be void of human life. It makes sense from a long-term narrative perspective to not kill 99.99% of humanity, though, so a canon 10% is fair.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you assume EDF was competent and managed to keep civilian strongholds then 10% isn't bad, obviously 6 isn't out in the west yet but the implication I believe is that there was EDF fallout-style Vaults that kept groups alive

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >half
      Lmao the final mission of EDF5 has every last surviving human launch a suicide attack to slow down reinforcements so you can kill the alien god. It gives the impression that humanity numbers in the thousands at the end of the campaign.

      in EDF6, which is a direct sequel to EDF5, there is 10% of humanity left

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't that still be numbering in the hundreds of millions? Sounds more like the bugs did us a favour.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cleaned up the planet from all pollutants too, including and especially China.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wyd?
    I would lol out loud as they immediately die to suffocation due to their size. Should have researched the planet before invading ya bug bastards

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Square-cube law was never ratified by any polity so is not binding.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I call my local EDF recruitment center and tell them I want to enlist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bad news is the recruiting station was overrun. The good news is that a group called "Storm Team" picked you up and says they'll escort you to their base.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leave China

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why, for a chinese everything looks tasty.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I grab my rocket launcher and shotgun and pray for a quick death.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically a free trade agreement and a couple of nukes. Worked on the last species of invading bugs, they still even allow us to occupy their country 80+ years after the war.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Racism has no place on /k/

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mines. Lots of mines.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best answer.

      Also shove a GameShark up my ass

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would join the Helldivers

    ?si=cY7-RUDAynvVN-O6

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just circle strafe with the wing diver and give em the laser chainsaw

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GIANT MONSTERS!

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EDF!
    EDF!
    EDF!

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Earth invaded by giant insects
    >
    >wwyd?

    I unlocked the Genocide Gun in EDF 2017. I'd use that from a distance of 1 km away.

    Will kill anything with one or two shots (in-game, it will not kill 'objective based enemies' if they were the sole objectives, like the Mothership core or the 20 red UFO flyers in some stages).

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ramp up production of boric acid and blanket wherever they occupy with the stuff. To them it's like being coated in barbed wire, harmless to everything else.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rape the nearest moth I find before she rapes me

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bugs you say?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Run at the nearest giant monster firing wildly and yell I'LL MAKE A JUICY STEAK OUT OF Y- WAAAAGHHH!!! HELP ME!!!

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The earth has been invaded by giants insects, arachinds and many others?
    >Wyd?
    >Would you do [them]?
    I mean...maybe. A hole's a hole.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick each and every one of them

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    find the nearest wing diver and impregnate her before I get fricking obliterated by giant humanoid green creatures

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would publicly express my fierce and vigorous condemnation of the attacks.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wyd?
    The bugs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick each and every one of them

      >The earth has been invaded by giants insects, arachinds and many others?
      >Wyd?
      >Would you do [them]?
      I mean...maybe. A hole's a hole.

      https://i.imgur.com/MRpLTqo.jpg

      The only thing you can do

      Wrong picture, sorry tbh

      >Bear grills-anon calm down, they are* aliens

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Exoskeleton armored
    Exoskeleton might
    Exoskeleton horror
    Exoskeleton bite
    Beware of them!

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Join the EDF immediately. I don't care if I die, I just want to know true cameraderie and sing with my bros.

    ?si=XYVT10DmySqYLwen

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit is on sale right now on steam. Should I pick up 4.1 or 5?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5 has massive QoL over 4.1

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing you can do

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah fugg wrong image

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No you were right with the first image.
        We need to repopulate humanities numbers by impregnating anime waifu girls.
        Its the only way.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will frick ze bugs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/4T0lNAH.png

      Ah fugg wrong image

      obviously the answer is to cuck the invaders so hard they lose the will to fight, the true Humanity way, just like Kirk taught us.

      >Matara Kan
      extremely based taste, mate

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You remember what I told you yesterday?

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Figure out which ones are delicious, how to farm them, and the best ways to eat them.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sit on my ass and watch them collapse under their own weight

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Oh! We are the valiant infantry, we are the Alpha team with passion and camaraderie!

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4 japanese hags

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >China defeats a bug assault by being such a polluted shithole the bugs fricking die
    >Chinese people got mad about this
    Ehehehe

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