The dead hedgehogs

Outbros, please tell me hedgehogs have some natural predator that does this.

I went on a stroll through the local cemetery at three am, just something I do once in a while. Somewhere around the deepest parts, I was scanning the graves and other architecture around me with my flashlight. Suddenly, I heard a buzzing-like sound in front of me, and I turned the light toward the road, seeing nothing I then pointed it closer toward my feet. On the ground lay an adult hedgehog, which isn't an unusual sight in such a place, except for it had something red under it. At first I thought it was just some autumn leaf, but on closer inspection I was clear it was a puddle of blood, which was flowing out of it's throat. It was still alive, but dying and gasping for air. Reflexively I didn't want to disturb it and started walking the other way. After maybe 10 seconds of walking I notice another hedgehog, this time in the grass. This one had also had it's throat mutilated not long ago, and now I started think about what could have done this. What animals even hunt hedgehogs, let alone in such a fashion, without eating them, for fun? I stood there for a while, and calculated the possible implications of this. I saw it best to turn off the flashlight and head swiftly for the nearest gate. On the way out I saw one more lump on the road, but I didn't care to check if it was animal or what.
I exit the place and go home.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well that's weird. But being that it was at night my guess would be a badger. Thats a shame, hedgehogs are in a decline.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe, but I haven't seen any badgers around there, though I've seen many other animals. Owls and the like would probably eat the things. Foxes like to play with their food I guess so maybe that.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dude that could've been anything. Wild dogs, coyotes, a mean tomcat. Certainly wouldn't stress about it.

    Now if you start finding mutilated cows...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      none of those exist here so no.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wild dogs don't exist there? Where do you live, Antarctica?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Were they clean cuts?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cats are kinda dicks and theyd go for the throat probably. Id guess feral housecats

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t you remember? You killed them all! Smiled as you teared their throats and left them squirming.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One time I saw a hedgehog on a busy road so picked it up. I cupped my hands around it’s body and it’s bristles weren’t even that sharp, was actually a very pleasant sensation. Left it in some tall grass. Was walking by that area a few hours later and the hedgehog was in a bush on a much quieter street. Very cute and timid creatures.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hedgehogs are timid and will not resist if you pick them up (at least the one I picked up didn’t. This was in England I don’t know if there’s variation). If you see it happen again then maybe pick them up and get help or try to help them yourself.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You'll never stop me, OP! MWUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry about OP's hedgehogs but fricking kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I assume you're in the UK.
    Badgers are the main predators of hedgehogs.
    It's left them there because it can only carry one at a time. It will come back for the others.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some boomer used to set his little homosexual terrier on them around here.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >At last I finally got rid of that blasted hedgehog once and for all muhahahahahahahahahahah.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some c**t cat owned by a feminist s0yb0y who claims to be a nature living environmentalist.

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