Texas Rangers

When you're in Texas look behind you. Because that's where a Ranger is going to be.
What do they use?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Roundhouse kicks

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What do they use?
    Spanish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're a moron, but you're right.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    double spin kick

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Concealed beard fists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn you for making me laugh at a Family Guy reference.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >When you're in Texas look behind you. Because that's where a Ranger is going to be.
    Are you trying to tell me that Texas Rangers stalk and harass random people?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dead school kids and migrants stuffed in a shipping container so you forget they exist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Were the Texas Rangers at Texas's Sandy Hook?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wait look at these dead migrants. Over here. Look.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh no.. anyway. I think the Uvalde police shot a kid and that's why everything is being covered up.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Of course they did, cops are not known to cease fire.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They absolutely did. That's why they were quick to say "and all children who died where shot by the suspect" (or something to that effect).
            They had no reason to say that other that to cover their asses.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Texas Rangers are more like investigators for state crimes. They gather evidence and build cases

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually asked a DPS trooper what the DPS uses, and the standard sidearm is a SIG something or other, but the DPS agents can carry whatever they want to qualify with. That said, Texas Rangers don't go around doing riot control and arresting people like it's the 1930s. They're the FBI of Texas, and do more forensics and analysis than footwork. There's only like 144 of them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they're the FBI of Texas
      So an enemy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dear DPS/ Texas Rangers/FBI probably monitoring PrepHole right now.
        I am not associated in any way, shape, form, or fashion with lunatics on the internet.

        Sincerly, please don't come to my house, I'm naked.
        - anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >please don't come to my house, I'm naked
          That's only going to attract them more, idiot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think so. The only pigs I would trust.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          eta, if you can post anything the Rangers have done that's fricked up I'd appreciate seeing it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What about posting something that they've done that's not fricked up? Cause all I am seeing is dead migrants and dead school kids in the news cycle.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What do the Rangers have to do with any of that you homosexual?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who is saying they don't?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Are you drunk or moronic?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking cowardly Texas rangers, always trying to sneak up on you. At least you can count on an Arizona ranger to make it plain for folks to see.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you've come to the attention of a Ranger you done fricked up

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