Tesla designs a 6th gen fighter. What's it look like?

Tesla designs a 6th gen fighter. What's it look like?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Electric flight doesnt work homie

    But autonomous and likely like the f117 if the cybertruck is anything to go by

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Electric flight doesnt work homie

      Uhh you were saying??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It wont work until someone finds a viable alternative to lithium batteries.
        That shitty upward going submarine is slow as fuck, carries maybe 2000kgs of payload and has no space for passengers.
        there is a reason why these memes died out when planes managed to go above 3000m

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd fly it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like one of the planes out of total annihilation

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gay. Like a pixelated Nintendo airplane, and it’ll have a range of 200 miles and be made out of cheap composite materials.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be made out of cheap composite materials
      Hahah yeah that would be crazy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is just what they show the public, decoy technology. Fake and gay. The real bleeding edge is demonic space israelite technology. It’ll make you gay just looking at a picture of it, though that would be redundant in your case.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What the fuck? How'd you make a post with nothing in it?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What a cute image.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slide thread
    SPAM much?
    So where did Russia was lost today?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you think threads like this are a new phenomenon then you must be pretty new.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two words: wood screws.
    >IYKYK

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm imagining a stubbier, blockier, lower poly F-117 clone with no stealth capabilities that's painted in a matte chrome, has a vastly undersized bomb bay, an experimental electric engine that will violently explode if the battery gets a slight nick and electronics that can be remotely disabled if Lord Musk disapproves of your warmongering ways.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    joystick detaches mid flight
    that homosexual elon tries to take credit for doing diplomacy as a billionaire to distract from the fact that he fucks kids

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he just fucked his concubines

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he was in deep with epstein and has tranny kids, barely even tries to hide it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's just really into Kung Fu.
          One of these days his mother will give him permission to fight adults.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    suicide drones already exist

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    picrel

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tesla can't even make doors fit properly in the frame and you expect them to make aircraft?
    http://livingstingy.blogspot.com/2023/08/dude-wheres-my-cybertruck.html

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's electric, brickshaped like the cybertruck and flies on ballistic trajectories around the globe. It would also be vaporware like the hyperloop.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Exactly like the YF-23 but they will say it’s actually revolutionary because of Blockchain distributed AI computing or some buzzword shit like that

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It can look like whatever Since it will be the typical Musk vaporware.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elon is an evil dude, I can feel it in my gut. Rich, spoiled kid who was nerdy and severely bullied? Yeah, he’s not doing this out of the kindness of his heart.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If that's true then good on him. I can't imagine anything more cucked than to dedicate your life to making life in general better for the same people that spent so long doing that to him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody bullied him. He's just a homosexual that really wants tou to think he's a genius.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No way in hell an autistic like him wasn't. Maybe if he was in his early 20s right now you might have been right but as old as he is, he would've been eaten alive at the time.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He is a self-diagnosed autist. Protip: he's just doing that to feel special as well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is gotten bullied right now, when everybody shits on Elon for his impotent screeching and refusals to do a basic Ukraine help.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a YF-12 as rendered on a N64 and painted chrome. It also can fly at hypersonic speeds while being easier to control than a cessna and can carry hundreds of missiles at a time. Also it will never exist and will only exist in concept photos

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will the ordinance be placed in the panel gaps?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drone swarm
    >deployed from Starship in batches of 50000
    >almost unjammable due to Starlink connectivity
    >loitering in orbit until target acquisition
    >no explosives, simply strikes target at Mach 10+
    >costs $500 to make, sold to DoD for half a million a pop (considered a huge cost saving over legacy contractors)
    >Debunked by Thunderf00t soon after Taiwan calls it the decisive weapon that foiled the invasion

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Thunderf00t
      ok

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thunderfoot dedunk
      arent his dedunks accurate? i only know (relating to musk) his vids where he shits on the hyperloop

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thunderf00t is based and made the brown hands seethe with his online beatdowns of putin. Elon Musk got laughed at by the whole world and is still not credibility after his shitfest of crying that Ukraine was btfo his beloved motherland with starlink and got slapped around, etc.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          TF was the retard that said "The F9 is pretty much a scam that failed and it's inferior to old space rockets". And he said that even after the F9 take 60% of the orbital launches market.

          TF is a cringe retard that can't into basic things but bashes another retard, musk, because his name is the best clickbait after trump.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            GOOD MORNING SIRS

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Do the needful sir.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >not even trying to hide it
                Post hands

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Redeem the photo sir

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Literal poo on hand
                Gross.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >TF was the retard that said "The F9 is pretty much a scam that failed and it's inferior to old space rockets".
            But he didn't say that. you disingenuous nagger. He said it's a minor improvement over other rockets, and reusability is a slight benefit but not a panacea. Why does this upset you?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You are replying the disingenuous vatnik who is bad faith through his tears and cries.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A "minor improvement" can redefine a field. That's why the F9 has 80% of the annual payload put in orbit.

              Kinda "disingenuous" that him (he has no integrity), a chemist say something like that when a simple variation of an old catalyst or pathway can have the same effect.

              >Literal poo on hand
              Gross.

              lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Except Falcon hasn't redefined anything, it's popular because it's sligthly cheaper than the alternatives. What is your argument exactly?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Except Falcon hasn't redefined anything
                >pic rel

                >sligthly cheaper than the alternatives.
                Like Atlas V? should I even mention how much was paying the DoD for their launches before the F9? let alone the soyuz seats or space shuttle.
                Show me a single vector in service that cost less than the double of the F9 launch cost for commercial consumers (inflation corrected). The only thing similar in cost but not so cheap were the Ukraine-Russia joint ventures pre-2014 that converted old ICBM into launch vehicles.

                Besides that why would Spx reduce the price to its cost (as TF sperg about muh unfair profits) for a limited market? after a marginal difference it would be destructive dumping. They can launch at cost but consumers don't get those prices yet.

                BTW F9 is the most reliable rocket right now (highest launch numbers vs launch failures, other rockets simply have too few launches to matter).

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              In one of his videos he called falcon 9 "just bigger redstone that runs on methane", which even if you ignore the metane part, which you could find out is wrong by reading the first paragraph of the wikipedia page, is just absolute nonsense. It's equivalent to saying a 747 is "just a bigger DC-3 that runs on disel".
              He's an absolute retard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. The problem everyone has with Elon Musk is that his technology shouldn’t be in the hands of an individual who can be manipulated by Russia. This is why there are growing calls for oversight and accountability.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or does the Tesla logo look kind of like a uterus?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The RAM logo IS a uterus. The Tesla logo, yeah, it does look like ne, now that you mention it.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a cybertruck with wings tacked on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So he just remakes the Nighthawk then?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cockpit controls are just a flight stick, throttle and a giant single touchscreen offset to the side of the cockpit. Possible HUD but also offset to right of pilots view.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a piece of shit that falls apart within 1 month

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They would probably remove something really important and handy to any pilot claiming it is not necessary anyway.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A lithium fire

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