TEOTWAWKI

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in the navy so I'll just hunker down on base and shoot civilians that get too close to the gate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can I come in? I hear the naby has some good food sometimes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      please never post an image so overtly homosexual again, mr sailor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's all I know

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >please never post an image so overtly homosexual again, mr sailor
        What do you think they navy is?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >navy
      >hitting anything other than a seaman's bare ass
      Good luck

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh, your neighbors don't come over for coffee a couple times a week = dead in the streets.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my neighbors are mexican and barely speak english but they are nice. They gave me a cool nickname "el gringo loco con armas". Idk what it means but I think they like me. My guess is that I will get free tacos when SHTF

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        just tell them that chon chon or "chonch" is overrated. instant carnalgas, trust me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I will tell them that mi amigo. Gracias por la friendship advisos (advice)

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Post your SHTF plans
    nice try, glowbot

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >TEOTWAWKI

    huh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the end of the world as we know it

      it's some gay boomer thing because of that gay song

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >boomer thing
        >
        >that gay song

        R.E.M. isn't a boomer band, nogoodtasteinmusic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ok boomer. Bro got fanom taxed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's that ancient Mayan city you play through in Serious Sam the Second Encounter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's a Polynesian guy who is well respected on this board.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The concept of a "SHTF" where it's everyone for themselves as roving lone operators decked out in gucci gear "clapping" each other for "loot drops" is a reflection of the atomized, hyperindividualistic modern American society in which the individual person is his own God and the only meaningful standard of morality is whether individuals consent to something or not.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did someone say loot drop?
      IYKYK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its destiny manifest but without a frontier to conquer, so we make one up. It’s unironically American as frick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It’s unironically American as frick.
        I don't think that's a good thing. Going too far towards libertarianism doesn't liberate people, it just makes them amoral psychopaths whose chief aim is to serve their own desires. Removed from an understanding of the Good or the Beautiful, these people become little more than overdeveloped animals shambling on by the power of Techne.
        The goal of Americanism was never to atomize people, but to create a society in which people were free to pursue happiness, with a government fulfilling the needs towards that end which common individual men could not fulfill on their own. One can argue that today's government is nowhere near an embodiment of such a vision, but by veering too far towards the opposite, we invite anarchy, which in turn invites the formation of warlord states, corporate dystopias, or dictatorships, in which those who do band together will oppress those who do not. And if we reach such a point then what was the point of the entire American project?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          > with a government fulfilling the needs towards that end which common individual men could not fulfill on their own.
          What history and constitution did you read

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Congress is supposed to provide for the general welfare of the people. That is written in the Constitution. Noone here is talking about socialism

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Congress is supposed to provide for the general welfare of the people

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Going too far towards libertarianism makes people amoral psychopaths
          >Removed from the understanding of the good or the beautiful
          Yeah, if your definition of Libertarian is "I can do whatever I want to whoever I want" which is an aggressive misrepresentation of Liberty and Libertarian philosophy.
          I agree that most people's idea of SHTF is fricked up, but you're talking out of your ass here. How does being "too libertarian" do either of these things?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do you know who Ayn Rand the famous libertarian roastie was?
            Read her journal and her first book The Fountainhead. She flicked the bean to psychopathic murderers and explained that's what inspired her political ideology. It was a cope trying to reconcile Western society's condemnation of serial killers with her sexual attraction to them through a Hegelian synthesis idolizing murderers as ascended beyond the limits of normie morality.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Idiot. It's an abomination. We should learn to build and maintain a society no matter how small, or how stupid the people around us may be.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't want stupid people in my based society

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      perfect post, but this kind of mentallity is quite recent, i still remember threads about the /k/amp where anons would share radio channels to communicate between each others and even places where they could place stashes for other to share, all of that disappeared in almost an instant, sad really

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        GlowBlack folk spend vast amounts of time and money trying to stop any sort of vaguely "right wing" organizations from forming. You may say that a /k/ radio channel is obviously not an anti-government militia but the FBI doesn't see it that way.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it's everyone for themselves as roving lone operators decked out in gucci gear "clapping" each other for "loot drops"
      >All the "operators" with main character syndrome whack each other off
      Sounds like a win for everyone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      True, in reality it's going to be gangs and warlords clapping each other for territory.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Very true. Unironically a fricking psyop to make Americans turn on each other would any real crisis emerge.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      perfect post, but this kind of mentallity is quite recent, i still remember threads about the /k/amp where anons would share radio channels to communicate between each others and even places where they could place stashes for other to share, all of that disappeared in almost an instant, sad really

      >it's everyone for themselves as roving lone operators decked out in gucci gear "clapping" each other for "loot drops"
      >All the "operators" with main character syndrome whack each other off
      Sounds like a win for everyone

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        im the white guy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        reddit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Reverse the colors and it's almost accurate. White people will work together to rebuild but Black folk will be all "bix nood kill whitey", and they might get a few neighborhoods before whitey figures out what's happening and they slaughter the Black folk like they're playing Left 4 Dead. The average suburban white dad isn't going to go on TV and say "if the grid goes down I'm gonna set up roadblocks and kill any Black person I see", but after 2020 he's definitely thinking it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The average suburban white dad isn't going to go on TV and say "if the grid goes down I'm gonna set up roadblocks and kill any Black person I see"
          YMMV but that's pretty much the conversation I had while standing around the grill with a few of the guys from my street back when the Floyd riots were kicking off.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          During the George Floyd Riots there were some neighbourhoods that got together and just stood at the entrances to their communities with rifles. There were tiktok videos and such from butthurt Black folk & antifa filming it, mad that they couldn't invade and terrorize their communities.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >OOOOOOOO
            >EYYYYYYYY
            >GET DA FRICK OUTTA HEEE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yep.
      >2024
      >not having a WAG/MAG
      I wasn't a prepper at all in 2020, in early January when covid hysteria was still only PrepHole lunacy I went hogwild on guns, ammo, food, medical supplies, amazon concertina wire, etc. I realized not long after that all by myself, I'm useless with just me and my wife defending against hordes should something actually happen. Now I have a WAG of about 40 and a MAG of 10 with all sorts of backups upon backups. Nothing nefarious, just contingency plans for a few different hypothetical bad things that could happen and affect our ways of life. Outside of the MAG we all tasked each other with befriending 2 new neighbors, a few new "members" came from that, and they were tasked with the same forming our WAG.
      >youre crazy rednecks
      I could see a complete normie thats been living with their head in the sand saying were loons, but whats so looney about ensuring comfort and survival outside of a just in time world we live in? We have no unified religion, no unified race, no unified plots or schemes, just a bunch of guys who were looking for friends that were a bit ahead of the curve.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's a WAG/MAG?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          same question

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Same question, but also how is it quantifiable and what units are you using

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >mag
        >mutual assistance group
        >wag
        >wide area mag

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          exactly.

          What's a WAG/MAG?

          same question

          Same question, but also how is it quantifiable and what units are you using

          see above. Don't put all your eggs in one basket. My MAG is 15km, WAG is 45km. All very reasonable distances of travel for an average fit human by foot or bicycle. We have a meeting spot designated for us on a specific day of the week with a 3 hour window should something ever happen that drops all electronics, if it occurs day of meeting, postpone until same day next week. Gives you time to collect/organize/plan. I know, WE know realistically nothing like this will ever happen, but whats the hurt in a bit of larping over steaks and beer?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >wag
          >wide area mag
          that would be WAM. or alternatively wide area group to make the acronym make sense

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take you a step further: the attitude is the direct result of modern cointelpro operations by federal actors. They want americans mistrusting one another, divided, and convinced they are stronger alone than as a unified community.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No it's not you fricking moron, the "feds" are trying their hardest to counteract this shit because it actively damages national security by making the country a schizophrenic mess full of people who hate each other without shared values. Recruiting issues in the DoD and stability issues in Congress are both effects of this issue, and foreign powers actively exploit it because a unified America is fricking terrifying.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty spot on, it’s also moronic as shit and fuel by vidya mentality. Look at actual situations where nations collapse. It never turns into this stupid ass fallout shit. The reality is you’ll just be poor as frick or some random grunt.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A good study case would be south africa in 2021, we even got live coverage as the Black person hordes were invading White enclaves from /misc/ and streaming on telegram. You saw people in unenclosed neighborhoods teaming together to defend their properties and lives from the rampaging mob with minimal equipment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and everyone did what was right in his own eyes
      This is the byproduct of everyone currently alive being brainwashed by Hollywood

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mirin that back. I'll probably just watch Touhou videos I downloaded while my computer still has power and continue to lift. With luck I could be hired as a kommando's concubine

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Farming

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking gay ass acronym

    Also quickly incorporate as many people as you can into networks of mutual assistance, build fortified and self sustained communities and begin the process of restoring advanced political insitutions that can allow civilization to fluorish. Do not tolerate disorder and lawlessness, impose a constitution, rights, a system of peaceful conflict resolution and due process.

    If the nation falls one must become a founding father to its rebirth.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The ratio of buzzwords to regular language in your post is almost 1:2 which is actually sort of morbidly impressive.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What in the blue frick is a Teotwaki? Sounds like a fricking Hawaiian god.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Teotwaki

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/6SenyzL.png

        What in the blue frick is a Teotwaki? Sounds like a fricking Hawaiian god.

        It's TEOTWAWKI and it's a moronic IQ 85 prepper cattle term that should result in genital mutilation in case of unironic use.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's actually a cool a cool song by REM

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    die in the suburbs once I run out of the garbage food in my pantry

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Homesteading in a remote area.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you going to hunt for food or grow your own?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Both

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >TEOTWAWKI
    Prop open the back door, pour out an entire 45lb bag of dog food for the pup, polish off a 12pack of fine pilsners, and suck-start my shotgun on the back deck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >good boy finds his owner dead
      >takes his gun and goes on a adventure
      kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dw anon, I'll keep bringing him food

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >punching out early leaving your battle buddy to fend for himself
      Fricking disgraceful.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NOTHING is going to happen, larpBlack person

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Promise?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    EVERY idiot is going to “the woods”.
    If you want to be in a forest filled with hungry, frightened, desperate, angry people with guns, go right ahead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so you are saying we should bug-in to the cities?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That isn't a bunker it's a hunting blind you nohunt homo

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I live in a fairly large city (~400k people) with a majority black population and heavy gang presence in the worst areas of town. If riots were to happen our rag-tag police force would be quickly overrun and the looting would begin rather swiftly. I'd not hold much hope for defending our house due to the layout of our property and since survival is the ultimate end-game my extremely simple plan would go something like this:
    >pack like an extended-stay camping trip with food/water/gear into the bed of my truck, covered with a tarp.
    >guns + ammo + pupper + radio in the back seat
    >head innawoods to our property ~45 min outside of the city
    >reach out to close family to begin development of a communal plan to settle more permanently
    >meet up with family on their property even further outside of town to hunker down until the whole thing is over with
    I just can't imagine any type of long-term thing ever happening. I figure at most we may be off the grid for a few days to a few weeks. If you've got a temporary shelter, water filtration system, a fishing pole, and a .22 you'd easily survive with minimal issues. The biggest threat to health would be any injuries that aren't able to be treated with first aid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The biggest threat to health would be any injuries that aren't able to be treated with first aid.
      In regard to ape outs, map out other towns/cities in your area with healthcare and other services that are likely to be unaffected.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing will ever happen so I dont have one and i rather spend my money on fun things than stockpiling mres

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My family practically owns a small farming town, which is universally armed and defended against marauding junkies who bike in from the highway to steal anything not welded down. I guess I'll have to get used to being a farmhand.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My house was built in the 60's and one of the basement rooms is 15*30 with 2ft thick concrete walls with a steel security door that wouldn't face any "shine". Literally a fallout bunker for a basement. There is also a spring out back and a 6ft fence around 3 of my 10 acres. Also inside it stays about 62deg year round. I'm staying home.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    damn I clicked because I thought it was Molly Pills in the thumbnail

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >American Citizen
    >live in safe rural/suburban area
    >armed to the teeth thanks to my 2A
    >live in constant fear of unknown unknowns
    >suddenly... SHTF
    >it's TEOTWAWKI
    >grab my WUSH bag
    >go inna woods to rendezvous with my MAG
    >ham radio to our WAG
    >secure our borders
    >eat canned food that we stacked
    >use silver coins for currency that we stacked
    >and in this moment, I am euphoric
    >WAGMI

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Worms Armageddon live action Netflix show

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You need a shit load of 22lr ammo, at least a 50 cal can or two of everything else, a good accurate 22lr rifle for hunting, as many MREs and canned shit as you can get your hands on, lots of seed for things like wheat, amaranth, or really any staple grain from which flour can be made, maybe grow potatoes too, An AR with lots of spare parts and mags for property defense, and a few handguns in all the common handgun calibers for personal defense.

    Go live somewhere far away from cities and somewhere that doesnt get hurricanes, grow lots of fruit bearing trees (avocado and citrus are good ones for fats and vitamin C), hunt sparingly and try to rely on crops that you grow as much as possible, learn how to harvest seed for next years crop, learn how to preserve foods, and try to lay low for as long as possible. Grow some crops, but only as much as you can reasonably harvest. Hunt, but don't shoot everything that moves. Don't kill people just because they stumble onto your land, if they find you and they are alone, consider speaking to them, they may have stuff that you need and it is better to be known as the farmer that'll trade food for supplies than the crazy hick that shot billy. Harvesting fields of crops without big diesel equipment is hard labor and you may be able to earn the trust of others if you employ people to do your harvesting for you in exchange for a cut of the flour that is made from the harvest. If your crops are key to the local population surviving, they will be far less likely to raid or attack you and if someone tries, the locals won't take kindly to someone attacking one of the most important people in the area. This however doesn't work if the locals are socialists. They will kill you in your sleep, try to take over your farm, then starve to death when they can't figure out how to grow the stuff correctly.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing is going to happen.
    I have an 80% disability rating mostly from fricked up feet and legs, so I’m not going anywhere.
    On the off chance that I am somehow wrong, I’m going to bunker down in my house, which I’ll fortify, and constantly make position improvements.
    My body armor is surplus ceramic plates, with spall lined AR500 steel plates over them.
    Planning to get Kevlar padding to put behind this.
    My C308 is my primary weapon.
    So, basically what I call the “Turtle Defense”.
    Make myself a hard to attack target that can dish out enough damage not to be worth the effort, just like the feared Dixie Mud Dragon.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’d bonk-her alright and all night. Goddamn I love a woman with strong shoulders and a sweet round ass. That b***h is giving me six inches of fricking diamonds I’ll tell you hwat.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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