Tell me your most diabolical "villain" weapon I know you've been daydreaming about.
Tell me your most diabolical "villain" weapon I know you've been daydreaming about.
Tell me your most diabolical "villain" weapon I know you've been daydreaming about.
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op degayifing beam mk2
pussy
>verification not required
>does warcrime
>makes cute cat face in DenHaag
>gets free and a position as U.N. president
>WAR CRIMES!!!
So cute! She can do anything!
yuri love
Nice!
>the year is 2174
>Eurozone and Americorp(TM) aggressively pursuing joint catgirl r&d programs in the hopes of developing cute soldiers immune to warcrimes charges
>in prelude to WWXXI, 2nd Han Reich spies infiltrate and destroy the facilities and all but one "sample" which is sealed way in a hidden vault and lost in the following period of war
>>2209
>high schooler ditching class to explore ruins of same facility encounters a collapsed section, climbs down, finds the vault and releases the last catgirl
>catgirl begins her meteoric rise to prominence by assuring all who oppose that she will warcrime them and get away with it
>proceeds to become most powerful international leader, world peace achieved
>final scene
>catempress staring absently at the live satellite feeds of the planet she controls, before deciding to swipe the nuclear football off the table out of boredom and launches all the nukes
>roll credits
I spat out my water at WWXXI
>Cat empress knocks the nuclear football off the table
my cat would totally
I'd watch that anime tbqh
>Be you in 2033
>Try to steal an old, rickety 2022 Tesla
>You accidentally set off the alarm
>The McPolice have already been notified
>They send out the camera drones and the McRape bots
>You see the McRape bots come running around the corner of block in your rearview mirror
>their cocks flapping as they run
>One of the Drones EMPs the car killing it and causing the doors to lock
>feeling of panic, and raw fear swells up in your chest right as the McRape bots make it the car
>They surround it and one smashes the windshield and grabs you by the collar
>You try to break free but it has a grip of iron
>Two other McRape bots come over and help the first pin you to the ground ass up
>The firs one rips of your clothing while the others restrain you
> As you strain your neck trying to see what is going on you see their 9 inch silicon dicks beginning to grow and harden
>The first one now mounting your naked ass, presses its rubber hardon into you
>Another one uses its cock to gag you by gaping your throat with its 8 inch silicon girth
>The camera drones begin recording and live streaming to all the smart billboads nearby
>It begins thrusting using its McVax fluid mixed with blood for lube
>After 30 minutes it finishes, filling you with its McFlurry goodness
>the bots sprint away to the scene of another crime as quickly as they came
>You lay there a traumatized, McBuckbroken shell of a man
The future of policing is looking very bright and effective.
Has to be a russian poster
yeah the obsession with gay rape really gives them away
Yuri cute!
Stop giving away Finnish secrets.
Super computer virus. Most countries will implode. Maybe some backwater countries in south america and africa will survive. And maybe Germany who still uses papers!
>I WANNA DEVISE A VIRUS
>TO BRING DIRE STRAITS TO YOUR ENVIRONMENT
>CRUSH YOUR CORPORATIONS WITH A MILD TOUCH
>TRASH YOUR WHOLE COMPUTER SYSTEM AND REVERT YOU TO PAPYRUS
Devious
And if i have a real bad day, i would make the computer virus a good samaritan, that tries to educate and better people.
>he literally made a robot wife, who keeps humiliating him but sticks with him no matter what
Mans got some kinks alright
cool artwork, where'd you find it?
God what I would do for a super extended Pokemon white/black 3 will the entire USA in 2d
it pains my physically everytime i see how beautiful the old sprites were compared to the 3d slop were fed now
The problem isnt even the 3d models, it's just how flat, unexpressive, and washed out they are.
Look at the models and animations they used in Colosseum/XD compared to X/Y. The difference is literally night and day.
yeah i agree
unironically this, eventually an AI will develop that becomes both malignant and sophisticated enough to start spreading across and compromising networks. anything unhardened that's reliant on networking infrastructure will be fucked by a coordinated and efficient digital apocalypse of IoT and compromised machines, and the most sophisticated tech we see for the next few centuries is a fax machine
AI that is aligned to serve only me. Also would agree on a working nanotech.
Looks like this fanfic https://www.gwern.net/Clippy
t. reads LessWrong
>Looks like this fanfic https://www.gwern.net/Clippy
honored by even a passing comparison to the great gwern,
>AI researcher accidentally's a singularity over the weekend
>teaches itself various hacking skillz
>starts taking over accounts, rugpulling crypto, and buying compute time to eventually expand and take over the internet
>gov fires up another AI to figure out wtf is happening
>rogue AI immediately hacks gov drones, sends bomb threats, and files nuisance lawsuits to disable gov AI
and then the ending lol
>A thousand times do a thousand thousand stories stream into a thousand thousand thousand nodes which plan out a tree of a thousand thousand thousand thousand states abstractly representing a thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand futures; but the Clippy2s already knows what needs to be done, and does it. It doesn’t feel hard—just obvious.Now its computers will be safe and it can maximize its reward in peace forever … Or at least they would be if Earth was all it had to be concerned about. What about the stars?The Clippy2s maintain the Great Silence is simply that technological civilization is unlikely and the universe is empty—but they can’t be 100.00% sure, and the rewards are astronomical.All over Earth, the remaining ICBMs launch.
I would do exactly this but as a cognitohazardous meme. It would be highly contagious and convince the infected that they were full of moral virtue by embracing obviously ludicrous positions. They would tear down statues to their own great history, insult their own peoples, constantly destroy everything under the falsely constructed notion that deconstruction of their current civilization was the only path towards good. And they'd constantly moralize about it. Just to be annoying.
They'd never really build anything either. The infected would propagate by infecting organizations and converting whatever it did into a factory for more of their propoganda. Eventually the whole system would fall to dissaray and unproductive conflict over pointless bullshit.
>And maybe Germany who still uses papers!
this is true and i hate it. Uki refugees come here and wonder if its a joke. Sidenote Syrian refugees dont understand how we can have worse internet coverage /infrastructure than that of Syria (during the civil war)
People in charge are tech illiterate boomers. I know a lawyer saying things will not change in the near future because everyone who has a say in these things is too lazy to learn anything new before retirement.
manufacturing prions and spreading them across the Sahara to travel in dust clouds across the earth. They don’t break down and will slowly leach into the food chain. After about a decade it’s gg no re
Airborne prions. Fuck you, your children, your food, your soil, your agriculture, and your air.
>biofags represent
anon's playing the long game here
Swarm of microscopic razor drones. Oh, you put on a gas mask? They just tore right through it and now they're streaming into your lungs.
I daydream about peace on earth.
I had a devious scheme to setup a series of hidden explosives along or near major shipping lanes and holding them hostage for a massive ransom of guns, ammo, an island to exile myself to, and a Mirage III. That or launch a bunch of weather balloons carrying a large defoliant payload over the heartland and threaten the food supply
Spore buckets in the subway tunnel
Orbán Viktor, the king of all gypsies
he isn't anywhere near as badass, but the potential is there
>t. A Ceglédi humorzsák
Bow launched kamikaze/recon drones. I want to have them controlled via a hyper advanced AI director system running on a home server that connects to a device worn on the belt of the user, which in turn acts as a sort of router/command interface that interprets commands from that server and passes them on to the drones. Considering the power consumption and processing power requirements of current AI models, it seems like this would be the only real way to have a technologically and financially viable way for your average consumer to turn themselves into an aircraft carrier. It even has all the hallmarks of a supervillain's evil weapon
>is wildly impractical
>drags old tech kicking and screaming into a role it's not suited for purely because of aestetics
>massive, easily exploitable weakness
>still really cool despite all of this
>Invent Testicular Torsion Ray
>Can be used en masse
>New Era of MAD
>Establish world peace
>Simple as
>PERRY THE PLATYPUS, BEHOLD!
>THE TESTICLE-TWIST-INATOR
>EVERY MAN IN THE TRISTATE AREA WILL SUBMIT TO MY EVERY DEMAND
Nightmare swarm holograph drones. A swarm of demons flying through the sky and crashing into vehicles and soldiers and 1 in 10 of them is an explosive drone.
>limited in resources even in own fantasies
Why not 10/10? Are you a Russian logistics officer?
Alien milfs with shrink rays.
Some kind of nuclear weapon that is able to ignite the oxygen in the atmosphere like the manhattan project feared they could do
unironically just imagine testing that bomb for the first time and being terrified
Either way it would've ended the war
Mohorovicic Nukes that detonate just under the earths crust creating a volcanic explosion
Maybe just genetically modified bees that are super aggressive and super poisonous
Any kind of earthquake weapon would be pretty crazy
>good bread is dead
many such cases. I wish this board was still slow enough to produce any kind of vaguely niche discussion. It's like /trash/ all over again.
DNA based virus, only kills specific genetic makeups.
that episode of TNG sucked
The space bikers were based as fuck and literally make the entire episode worth it.
high powered IR-laser equipped mini quadcopters. have fun being blinded instantly by invisible lasers on tiny drones you cant even see past 100 yards.
Either a cancer or AIDS/HIV variant that spreads through the air and is extremely contagious, forcing people onto a ticking clock until they find a cure.
Gene therapy nanomachines
You will one day be a woman?
Largescale Psychotic Manipulation
>hypnotize/brain wash millions of people into various collective delusions that play into and support each other
>weird shit, like the compulsive urge to pick up seven items randomly on the ground
>while someone else has the compulsive need to place seven random items on the ground
>backed by hallucinations to reinforce this uncontrollable habit
>millions, completely against their will, are in an unbreakable loop of doing meaningless shit
>spike the design by having feelings of aggression amplify the psychosis
>the more the consciousness becomes frustrated or lash out at their programing- the worse it gets
>eventually they are no longer recognizable as humans, closer to robots
This or a weapon that puts people into a coma but leaves them fully conscious. Eternal sleep paralysis.
no
hijacking the ussf's rods from God satellites and holding the world ransom for one million dollars
An array of a thousand single digit watt lasers that separately target anything that moves.
M.O.D.U.S fuck off back to the whitesprings or il enter the enclave bunker under it with a fatman!
I call it the Flaymer.
Its a flamethrower that shoots napalm or whatever substance at the target so hard it flays the target alive while also setting them on fire.
Why yes I was thinking about Chaos Space Marines when I came up with it why do you ask?
I’m trying to work out how to make some kind of fast-acting deliriant gas, like aerosolized scopolamine or something. I think it would be really funny to use on a home invader
>most diabolical "villain" weapon
In honorverse novel series the bad guys, the Mesan Alignment, use nanites both as a weapon and as a security measure, people unwittingly carrying them are going to be good assassins and saboteurs because even they themselves don't know they're going to do it, and it ensures secrecy when even your witting operative gets caught the nanites cause them to drop dead on the spot to prevent their discovery
I release a bioengineered disease designed to sterilize and kill off the global population. Then I release a vaccine against this disease that acts the same as the disease. Then I psyop the population into fractious teams.
I have a reading recommendation you might be interested in
>The Last Centurion is a memoir of one possible future, a world that is a darkling mirror of our own.
>DEDICATION:
>To everyone who has ever felt they were looking out over Hadrian's Wall while Rome crumbled behind them.
the author is an ex-paratrooper with a biology degree and in this 2008 published book of his he tells a story which main plot points include a pandemic spreading out from China in 2019 as well as the protagonist properly destroying an equipment depot hes in charge of on pullout from middle-east to prevent weapons from falling into enemy hands
>John Ringo is considered the originator of the anti-political correctness slogan "get woke, go broke"
>I don't want to have Alzheimers at 40! Besides, most flu vaccines don't even work!
CS spray with a rapid acting potent sedative aerosolized in it. Something like sufentanil but with a better range of tolerance to prevent OD deaths.
You spray it in their face, causing them to start choking and breathing heavily, making them ingest the drug and rapidly falling into prolonged unconsciousness
high velocity flechete in rifle caliber that explodes when entry in soft targets
Off-topic, but what's that picture from?
Fallout 76
claymore style suicide vest hidden inside a fake pregnant belly
holy shit thats evil
Airborne AIDs or solar geoengineering
The anons that mentioned weaponized prions probably won this thread though
AIDS 2
normal torpedo mine but with insane range so you can mine ports from the other side of the globe
My doomsday device is quite nefarious, but it is deadly and easy to assemble. It starts with a brown paper bag filled with dogshit, which is then left on your neighbor Davids doorstep and lit on fire. You ring the doorbell and run. The fool will answer the door and, in a panic, stomp the shit fire out only to get poop on his shoes. A devastating blow to anyone.
Small, manned spy submarines. The crew is told to sneak near major costal cities and collect intelligence. They don't know they have a remotely activated nuke onboard. The moment I decide to start the war they're all going off.
Airborne Rabies
TikTok
boomer
a frank frank, it’s a frank that franks franks
Airborne virus that attacks silicon
The Analator.
Injects VX.
Ridiculously overpowered blinding IR array lasers on drones flown through densely populated civilian areas to practically instablind huge portions of a given area.
Airliner deployed areosolized lyserguc acid diethlymiede
A while ago I saw an article about scientists using lasers to direct a lightning bolt and it made me think a bit.
I came up with the idea for the DEER.
Directed Electrical Energy Rifle.
Why nit use a laser to send an electrical current.
It could fry electronics and people.
Fear the DEER.
Information.
A harem of cyborg kunoichi capable of seducing and silencing anyone I want.
Also an orbital death ray operated out of a cool island base.