TELL ME ABOUT THE BMP!!! WHY DOES IT CARRY THE LOG?!?!?!

TELL ME ABOUT THE BMP!!! WHY DOES IT CARRY THE LOG?!?!?!

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one cared who I was until I pulled out a log

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THATS A LOT OF LOYALTE FOR A HIRED AXEMAN

  3. 3 weeks ago
    RC-135 Rivet Joint

    theatrics and deception

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What happens if you go over the log and then into another mud puddle?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you repeat until you're out of the mud
        it's a thing people do with cars too yknow

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It would be extremely painful.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bump

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Powerful agents for the Initiated...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that .webm

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that fake? How did that guy not get fucking flattened? Guess I overestimated how much damage getting run over could do

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          100% that guy lost a few ribs, luckily it looks like the suspension is so shot the wheel didn't have enough pressure behind it to crush him flat, he's extremely lucky the 2nd wheel didn't hit him square on the skull and pop him like a fucking balloon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hes extremely lucky
            That guy died in fucking agony
            Id rather have my head pop like a balloon

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >guy died
              He survived, even the doctors were surprised

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no one here has any source about this incident and what happened after, yet people share
                details like this gay here

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no one here has any source about this incident

                https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2659289/Awful-moment-Russian-soldier-hit-tank-minutes-parade-ground-gets-feet.html

                2 seconds on google

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It turned a few of his vertebrae into mulch but he didn't die immediately, if what I've heard is correct. The Russian doctors said he'd need a bunch of surgeries but it wasn't in the budget so he was prescribed bed rest.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He limped home under his own power

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ground pressure is generally lower on military vehicles than civilian ones even if they're much, much heavier because they're expected to go over most terrain. You have a much better chance of surviving being run over by a BMP than most SUVs.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          8 wheels means he only took about 1/8 of the weight at maximum

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BTRs unironically do a great job at distributing the ground pressure.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He literally died afterwards anon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Proof?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He got run over by a single tire. Still got multiple broken ribs and tons of skin torn off. If it was a tracked vehicle, or they'd actually filled the tires fully, or the suspension hadn't been maintained for this parade vehicle, he'd be dead.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He died shortly afterwards but not from the BTR. It turned out he had full blown AIDS.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lots of huge tires = low ground pressure.
          You're actually worse off getting ran over by a smart car then a bmp.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          those tires are like half an atmosphere

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Driving circles around troops in armor and firing weapons, terrifying and foolish. If this is real someone got disciplined very harshly.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, its Russia. Retarded shit like this proves how based and manly they are. Whimpy western femboys like you will never understand.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm no feminist but Russia has a machismo culture so extreme that its effects are downright poisonous on the entirety of their society. Everything from rampant wife-beating, to cultural toleration/acceptance of rape and sexual abuse of children, to dedovshchina, to the extraordinary disregard for human life is arguably being driven by it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            None of that has anything to do with machismo or masculinity. It's literally the opposite, being empty posturing brought forth by low intelligence, incompetence and insecurity.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >empty posturing brought forth by low intelligence, incompetence and insecurity
              so, machismo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Simply any old twig you found lying around wasn't good enough
      >The log must conform to precise specifications
      That fucker Shoigu wrote this, didn't he?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shoigu didn't write that, I don't even speak English.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't some other nation manufacture a designated the for this, instead of strapping a log on the tank?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's the only thing that will please your mom

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only Jeremy Clarkson knows

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a tank but you get the idea

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the BMP carries the log does not matter. What matters is its plan.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And what plan is that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was retreating from Kiev part of your plan?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BANE?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nani

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My bro got that Asymmetrical Abrams Turret Face

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice asswoman you got on the bottom panel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DC still knows their audience, unlike Marvel

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol no they don't.
          their comics been failing.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            better than marvel

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              never claimed they were doing worse than marvel.
              merely that they didnt know their audience and that their comics have been failing.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The only good part of that batwank trash

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Full of poops

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It just dids't

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know this is staged but the thought of Luka working hours on end to harvest potatoes puts a smile on my face.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All potatoes must be peeled before Belarus joins Russia.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's to 200k more dead hohols

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mud claw and a teensy bit of extra AT rifle protection

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