Tell me about DSI. Why do they wear skinny jeans?

Tell me about DSI. Why do they wear skinny jeans?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are blending into with M*rrocans they hunt.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To trigger larping Amerimuts

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tighter pants = tighter groupings

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this. I wish I had saved that pic of Travis Haley wearing tight pants and the caption was this line.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Tight pants means tight groupings and looking fashionable while you shoot bad guys is extremely important.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tight pants tight groups my guy. Gotta show the ladies your nads while you're slaying bad guys.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These are airsofters ?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >regular uniformed offcer grinning at these tards, literally cant contain his laughter around those fashonista larpers
        kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what are those 4 stickers on the drainpipe to the right of the door?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I had a look but I can't find anything. The pic is from a town called Waalre, I looked at local sports clubs and such but I found nothing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that one guy with absolutely ZERO ass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do some squats dude

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's not 2008-2015 anymore, I'm glad zoomers find wide leg pants fashionable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're still fashionable in a lot of Europe, especially among millenials. Most of the people I see wearing tight jeans in America in 2023 are straight dudes with athletic builds who are into like weightlifting/crossfit/martial arts type shit in their late 20s to late 30s, so again millennials, and specifically millenials in demographics that don't necessarily chase fashion trends (that aren't specific to their hobbies) anymore and have a lot of overlap with the police and military. It makes sense that you'd see guys who are throwing armor on over their street clothes in them. The reason this seems to bothers /k/ so much specifically IMO is because many people on /k/ lack the build to pull them off or are stuck in a paradigm from a decade ago where they're "for fags" when in reality I don't know a single gay man in 2023 who would be caught dead in skinny jeans.

      Also zoomers cycle through fashion trends so quickly that they'll be back "in" very soon. In the last ~5 years they've moved pretty steadily from 80s fashion to 90s fashion and they're well into 2000s fashion, which means 2010s shit being fashionable again isn't too far out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the meeting of the b'yeahs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Blessed post

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >all this text to say hurr PrepHole is le fat
        i hope your favorite streamer gets swatted and he takes a .300 nigout round to the brain, normalfag

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sausage fingers typed this post
          You should consider counting your calories and getting some exercise, anon. It's very good for mood regulation

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they aren't needed often enough to be on stand-by in uniform, so they just put their equipment over their civvie clothes when called.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fair, but why skinny jeans?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you got strong legs that aren't super bulked, skinny jeans feel great. Once you reach a high bulk muscle, though, skinny jeans suck.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have 27" thighs and wear skinny jeans dude stretch fabric is your friend.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just part of their regular get up. They only don't bother changing their pants when getting geared up. In some photos they're wearing shorts.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    love how much skinny jeans trigger you people, completely buck broken

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      skinny jeans is causing russian demographic collapse, that's why

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      slim fit jeans arent skinny jeans, moron

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They have nice butts and like to show it

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    w-what's wrong with skinny jeans?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, this, I wear skinny jeans regularly. In fact most of my jeans are slim fit. Is this some zoomer shit ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah its just boomers who grew up on Hollywood tough guy myths and cargo pant cultists wishing non-LARPers would dress like every private detective in a noir film or like a hermit who preys on hikers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Slim fit is fine. I regularly wear slim fit, especially because you can still wear something IWB.

        https://i.imgur.com/hUPYnhR.jpg

        Tell me about DSI. Why do they wear skinny jeans?

        The only proper pants is far right and the back three dudes. Those two front guys are homosex

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The only proper pants is far right and the back three dudes. Those two front guys are homosex
          I see absolutely no difference between those guys extremely normal pants. Second from left has no creases, and that's apparently homosex? I have no idea. I've always thought that homosexuals are the ones that see fashion statements and ideology between absolutely normal 100% indistinguishable clothing.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Far left is skinny which is homosex but not max level
            The guy next to him might as well be wearing yoga pants for how tight they are
            The best one is the nigga in the back with his rifle pointing up, that is the /idealfit/

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because skinny jeans are only uncomfortable to people with balls.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TIGHT SKINNY PANTS
    >SKATER SHOES
    this is the worst timeline

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wearing skinny jeans will only make the enemy want to stick their meat in your shitter.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >making the gay guys go in first

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Notice how the guy with the tightest pantaloons is wearing knee pads. That's because he's the designated tactical blownjobber

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how the same style of pants in one place makes you gay but in another place it's exactly what an operator wears. I bet the average DSI member wears tight jeans and random sneakers all the time and never even thinks about that in some other place it would detract from what they do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It makes you an out-of-touch millennial.

      I know everyone is going for the gay angle but come on most of us here are in our late thirties we remember boomers wearing tight jeans for too long

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, here's the thing... I've done a few airsoft games in flex fit skinny jeans, so I'm speaking from a position of extreme larp, but it I learned some practical lessons as it is still movement in a dynamic environment that emulates a tactical scenario... They're fucking wonderful. No binding, no loose material to catch on bullshit, it's like you're wearing nothing at all. It's the closest a man can get to fighting in yoga pants without wearing yoga pants. Absolute freedom of movement. "But Anon, airsoft is for fags." True, but maybe you should lose weight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"But Anon, airsoft is for fags."
      >Alternative go shoot each other with 4mm
      yeah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely need to lose weight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >flex fit skinny jeans
      ah a fellow American Eagle jeans enthusiast. It's a shame that women have the best pick of clothing.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I pulled those off, would they die?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, but their blood pressure would drop dangerously.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those are tight pants.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          4 u

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          4 u

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're big guys

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are these guys still living in early 2010s.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sexo

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe they dont like mosquitoes, like the seals in vietnam

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I figured out early in my life, approximately 1st grade of Elementary School that I can’t wear tight fitting pants. At least pants that are tight around the crotch. I don’t know if I’ve always had a larger than average scrotum/penis but I had to go to the nurses office because I was in so much pain. For the rest of my life I’ve always stuck to looser fitting underwear and pants. It’s come in handy on long hikes through the desert. I don’t think I’ll ever wear jeans/skinny jeans. Dungarees maybe, but definitely not in a tactical situation.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jeans > FATigues

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