https://twitter.com/ConflictsW/status/1562138242207604737
This year was as much of a shit show as last time. This race should only really be russia belarus and china.
The whole point of watching this is to see third worlders frick up and tanks break themselves. They have all these obstacles designed to damage the tank if they go too fast, not that any of the drivers seem to care e.g.
https://i.imgur.com/Xi5tsV0.jpg
>China tank broke down again
That make it 3 biathlon in a row. Xi bros.... not like this
That would be fun as frick. They can just repurpose those rusting diesel boats from Murmansk.
Clean off barnacles and slap some paint on it and its as good as new for a competition like this.
>China gets mogged by russia, uzbekistan AND belarus
xi-bros...
>uzbekistan AND belarus
This ist genuinely surprising, with them bringing their own tanks they should be at least second
They were #2, very close to Russia but they had to swap tanks. They didn't tell why but you know, it's chinese we tank after all
>Russia's winning
Their only victory this year
Goddamn I wish I could compete in the tank biathlon. That looks like so much fun.
this is cringe as frick. like having an olympics but only inviting uzbekistan and belarus
I think everyone is invited, but nobody comes.
Russia invites the USA, but Americans are too butthurt to accept
I mentioned this in the last thread, but America should send one Sherman every year as an insult.
one year we had a crew ready to go over there, but then crimea happened and they didnt
https://twitter.com/ConflictsW/status/1562138242207604737
This year was as much of a shit show as last time. This race should only really be russia belarus and china.
The screw ups are the best part
The whole point of watching this is to see third worlders frick up and tanks break themselves. They have all these obstacles designed to damage the tank if they go too fast, not that any of the drivers seem to care e.g.
>China tank broke down again
That make it 3 biathlon in a row. Xi bros.... not like this
who won the turret tossing event?
Results are in:
#1 Russia
#2 Belurus
---- massive time gap ----
#3 China
#4 Uzbekistan
Here's bloopers
>pit maneuvers your tank
nothing personell, kid
jesus christ hahaha
Jesus, you couldn't make half this shit up, I might just take a look at it tonight
It's like this every year. Fricking tourists, I swear.
>That cheeky Iranian fricker pushing Zimbabwe offtrack
It wasn't even on the racing line, 3 grid places penal when?
There should be a submarine version of this, Down Periscope -style.
That would be fun as frick. They can just repurpose those rusting diesel boats from Murmansk.
Clean off barnacles and slap some paint on it and its as good as new for a competition like this.
I'm guessing Russia will have to borrow a tank from someone to compete next year