Tank Biathlon 2022 Final

Russia's winning, it's over
China had to swap tanks
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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >China gets mogged by russia, uzbekistan AND belarus
    xi-bros...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >uzbekistan AND belarus
      This ist genuinely surprising, with them bringing their own tanks they should be at least second

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >uzbekistan AND belarus
      This ist genuinely surprising, with them bringing their own tanks they should be at least second

      They were #2, very close to Russia but they had to swap tanks. They didn't tell why but you know, it's chinese we tank after all

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Russia's winning
    Their only victory this year

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn I wish I could compete in the tank biathlon. That looks like so much fun.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is cringe as fuck. like having an olympics but only inviting uzbekistan and belarus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think everyone is invited, but nobody comes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Russia invites the USA, but Americans are too butthurt to accept

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mentioned this in the last thread, but America should send one Sherman every year as an insult.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mentioned this in the last thread, but America should send one Sherman every year as an insult.

        one year we had a crew ready to go over there, but then crimea happened and they didnt

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/ConflictsW/status/1562138242207604737
    This year was as much of a shit show as last time. This race should only really be russia belarus and china.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The screw ups are the best part

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The whole point of watching this is to see third worlders fuck up and tanks break themselves. They have all these obstacles designed to damage the tank if they go too fast, not that any of the drivers seem to care e.g.

      https://i.imgur.com/Xi5tsV0.jpg

      >China tank broke down again
      That make it 3 biathlon in a row. Xi bros.... not like this

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >China tank broke down again
    That make it 3 biathlon in a row. Xi bros.... not like this

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who won the turret tossing event?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Results are in:
    #1 Russia
    #2 Belurus
    ---- massive time gap ----
    #3 China
    #4 Uzbekistan

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here's bloopers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pit maneuvers your tank
      nothing personell, kid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ hahaha

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus, you couldn't make half this shit up, I might just take a look at it tonight

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's like this every year. Fucking tourists, I swear.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >That cheeky Iranian fucker pushing Zimbabwe offtrack
      It wasn't even on the racing line, 3 grid places penal when?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There should be a submarine version of this, Down Periscope -style.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That would be fun as fuck. They can just repurpose those rusting diesel boats from Murmansk.
      Clean off barnacles and slap some paint on it and its as good as new for a competition like this.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing Russia will have to borrow a tank from someone to compete next year

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