Talk me out of it

Talk me out of it

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can you put plates in it? If not it's fucking dumb. If you can, it's still fucking dumb.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you're considering buying it, please do so. The sooner retards are parted from their purchasing power the better.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is that not just football pads with less practical use? You'd be better off strapping a pot lid to your chest.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >PANSHOT!

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Buy it as long as when you use it, you wear nothing but the armor

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I desperately want you to buy it so you show up to the rumble looking like the tin man.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if you want to spend $300 on plastic, just buy funko pops like everyone else who is like you

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would be cool if this was actual armor and not just some plastic shaped to look like armor.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He’d be more protected with the cold war era stuff than modern plate carrier set up. Modern plate carrier set up hinges a lot on you being in a team with other people, some with the capability to treat you when you get shot up, and then casevac‘d out of there and into proper medical support.
      If you’re lone wolf’ing, you better fucking hope to god you only get shot in your plates, because you’re fucked otherwise.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a lacrosse goalie?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's plastic consoomer shit that doesn't even look good. Do homework and put together a functioning full body protective carrier for the same price (probably not an osprey since plates of that size are hard to get but you get the idea).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What's the closest thing to picrel on the modern market?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Is it good though? And it's fucking expensive but doesn't include balc panels.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Osprey had two different plate compartments inside it, small and large.
      You'll be able to find something to put in it.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like some kinda shitty scfi slut armor.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    could still be useful for riding a motorcycle

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You're too fat for that thing.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >(you)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Haha haha
      Oh wow

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This guy probably lost a bet and is rolling with it. Either way, what a Chad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How do I steal his look?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Just take it from him; he's not armed.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Talk me out of it
    Ok.
    You're gonna look like picrel.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If I ever went on a personal crusade it would be in a Ronin helmet and musuo black body paint. But if you think a larp suit is better go for it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Can't use earpro with this thing so it's worthless despite costing over $3000. Giving up your hearing by wearing foam plugs is not worth the trade off of using active earpro that lets you still hear your surroundings.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >ear pro
        I would of course be using a samurai sword in my hypothetical personal crusade. But thanks for the heads up, that sounds like a pretty fucking stupid oversight for a 3000 dollar piece of gear.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like my full ballistic helmets a bit more simple

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would you open the box, put it on, and feel comfortable getting shot with a point-blank .22lr? If no, it's useless and you shouldn't buy it. If yes, you're dangerously retarded and still shouldn't buy it.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just use Hoplite's full body armor system? You can get thigh and shoulder plates with it. You can also get a crotch blade from another company that's rated to stop 5.56 if I recall.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Actually I just checked and Hopite offers everything. This is pretty much full body cover for as much of the body that matters. They offer 3+ that stops m80 and m193 for limbs and level IV for torso. Anything wrong with this?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >anything wrong with this?
        not enough coverage

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >not enough coverage
          >posts inferior armor with inadequite protection/peacocking.

          Ngmi

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Missing side kevlar, kevlar warbelt, neck and inner thigh protection. Frontal thigh protection is redundant

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Whoa where'd you get that LIBA neck plate?
          And careful about those UARM plates, they photoshop some results of their Ballistic test reports, and one of their poly plates, if anything, got penned by a rated threat. Shady af

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            well, they didn't technically lie about the test reports, they just did a poor job of removing the (lethal) BFD data from them.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Looks cool, you'd better be jacked though or its going to look shit on you. What ever happened to that tactical boba fett armor that was being shilled here like 5 years ago?

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    As soon as you wear a codpiece, you are setting a maximum on the potential size of your junk.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OP, I believe this is what you are looking for.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      phase 2 dark trooper

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It could probably protect you from a punch or sth, but bullets gonna go right through those gaps or even just those plastic plates themselves.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I talk you out of it? Get it and then go out to fight crime. Criminals will be overwhelmed by your look and you'll be a hero.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Get it in black or grey that tan looks ugly af.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's not real armor

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nice panties.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If it isn't actual armor than it's useless, if that doesn't already dissuade you than you're too retarded to be talked out of any stupid purchase.

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