taliban is fucking retarded

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uncumknown.png

    What an intelligent file name anon

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taliban is a great militia but fucking sucks as a standing army.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what pattern is that on the jacket? looks neat

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        turkish nano pattern, also used by Azerbaijan extensively

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          late reply but thanks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no qt afghani gf

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is goergeous

        I can save her

        >She

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a kurd retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is goergeous

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can save her

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao no they’re not, the “fighters” are just a bunch of local kids they drug up and offer money to if they slot ISAF. They’re fucking useless, the war was lost in western Houses of Parliament

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao no they’re not, the “fighters” are just a bunch of local kids they drug up and offer money to if they slot ISAF. They’re fucking useless, the war was lost in western Houses of Parliament

      Yes and yes, also no and no. The taliban are more akin to a militant minded religious movement than an actual militia or insurgent force

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's alright, once the CIA trainers come back they'll learn how to use the equipment like the last dudes from 40 years ago.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Retard the taliban aren’t fighting the Russians they just btfo Biden like a year ago why would the cia help them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because ISIS trouble. America will support anyone who fights ISIS. I don’t understand why all these Islamic groups fight each other.
        Also when China invades eventually I’m sure we’ll be happy to help the Afghanis again.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don’t understand why all these Islamic groups fight each other.
          A group thinks Muhammad(pbuh) thought X about Y.
          Others disagree and will kill you for even thinking it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            shia and sunni literally boil down to, if muhammed had a step brother or not. Something like that maybe a half brother. and here we are 2000 years later.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The main difference between Shia Islam and Sunni Islam is who is the successor to the prophet.
              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succession_to_Muhammad

              It was 1400 years ago, not 2000.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The main difference between Shia Islam and Sunni Islam is who is the successor to the prophet.
                No, that's a meme. Succession dispute is the main difference between Sunni, Zaydi, and Ibadi. There are no medieval Sunni authorities or edits that ever described the other two as being disbelievers or heretics.

                If we focus on Twelver Shia beliefs alone, they believe:
                - The Imams were created before the earth itself
                - The Imams are omniscient (have knowledge of all things)
                - The Imams are infallible (can make no sin or mistake)

                These constitute shirk (polytheism) in Sunnism and are the main reason why Ithna'ashari Shia (Twelvers) are considered disbelievers, heretics and apostates and not merely deviant or someone you simply have a philosophical and liturgical disagreement with.

                The dispute with Zaydi Shia is largely related to Muhammad's succession. They also have an authentic historical lineage that can be used to put weight behind their philosophical views and are not merely a cult which formed later on that applied their beliefs retroactively. Both Zaydism and Sunnism developed in the 700s, whereas Twelvers and Isma'ili Shia formed in the 800s.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >or edits
                edicts *

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >America will support anyone who fights ISIS
          Because America arms and funds both sides.
          Better to have two muslim factions fighting each other than one muslim faction fighting the US.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They literally are helping them against ISIS-K and have admitted to it. "Limited military assistance", dumbass, it's on the fucking Wikipedia

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    more than half of afghans are retarded.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this gay list has half the world >70 iq lol its complete bullshit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you looked at that half of the world?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you looked at the definition of IQ?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If the calibration for the test was done in the most educated countries like usual then it'd be skewed.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it anon? Is it bullshit? Even the most staunch leftist doesn't dispute the results, they just argue that pattern recognition test is discriminatory because, well, it just is.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the Taliban is retarded, what does that make the US military?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tired of dealing with retards, put our hands up and said fuck it okay have fun

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is my solemn hope that all the Taliban sympathizers see them push some dumb bullshit that makes their lives considerably worse to the point where they think "maybe the Americans had some good points".

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most Afghanis sympathize with the Taliban as far as expelling foreign invaders; but a lot strongly dislike
          1) Their corrupt and ineffective government
          2) Losing their freedoms (even men can’t do stuff anymore)
          But at the same time, most of the afghanis which dislike the Taliban already left the country

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Losing their freedoms (even men can’t do stuff anymore)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They don't want those freedoms. When gays are executed in LA, the public reaction is outcry. When the same happens in Syria, it is celebration.
            Most people around the world have morals beyond "le freedum"!

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              What country are you from?
              I’m talking about the freedom to have your teenage son go to a public gym, or your daughter to go to school, or so that your family actually has fucking food ok their plate.
              I swear to god if you’re some westerner gay who is actually shilling the Taliban you need to commit suicide immediately

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro, let's be real, under the Taliban government and the US alike, "fucking food ok their plate" has never been an option for the Afghans. Not since the Abbasid era at least.
                I'm from the Republic of Maldives btw, and I draw a distinction between military/political and personal. I'd be happy to give you recommendations for resorts and shit here, it's a beautiful country

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's more important and widely sought freedoms beyond being a fucking gay, you queer obsessed nonce

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          wont happen, i cant tell you how many civil works projects we patrolled through, bringing street lights or water pumps or other basic quality of life shit, and they are all just jawas it would be stripped out to just a empty metal husk fallen over and some wires sticking out. they literally dont want to help themselves. i literally dont care if we "lost" its just cope from 3rd-worlders to troll americans and some people buy it had the goal been to turn it into walmart number 28,149 no doubt it wouldve happened but wasnt possible since we havent genocided since indian times

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Would've worked if we just made it an American protectorate instead of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan but we don't do nation-building no more, we just hand out suitcases of cash to pedophiles.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      easily distracted and run by politicians

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The reason the Taliban won was because they hid and waited for the US to get bored. If America wanted, they could topple the Taliban government again, but then they’d be back to square one because the Taliban would just wait (again).

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they have the rolex, we have the time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It makes the US electorate less stubborn and more distractable. Doesn't say much of anything about the military, they did the job within the given parameters for as long as they were told to

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they did the job within the given parameters for as long as they were told to
        more like the job they gave themselves for as long as they said

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this arguement always makes me laugh
      >kindergarten teacher shows up
      >tries hardest for 20 years through all the shit hurling
      >sighs and walks away from the job
      >"HAHA YOU gay YOU SUCK AT TEACHING YOU LOSER"
      come to think about it mr frog poster, youd fit right in

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >YOU SUCK AT TEACHING
        That might be true. But it does not imply the kids could beat the teacher in a fight.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          -> the point
          you <-

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kindergarten
        Or any other k-12 program dealing with inner city youffs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOO I JUST WANT YOUR CHILDREN TO CUT OFF THEN PENISES AND TWERK, WHY DONT YOU SAVAGES JUST LISTEN TO ME??!!!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you sure are obsessed with how penis looks and twerking all the time, projection much?
          ywnbaw im sorry babe

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mind poisoned by conservative MSM talking points that somehow have to fit every single narrative

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amerimutt cope

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          lemme know when your country does anything important or noteworthy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair the people in charge of that war didn’t want to win. I bet they didn’t want to lose the way they did though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty good at tard wrangling, but ultimately the bigger badder retard beat up the smaller weaker retard when they U.S. military was told to leave.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tired of having to wrangle tards.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The tard wranglers that decided to look for employment elsewhere.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makes them badly managed. Hussein obama groomed isis and the taliban let them grow and played down their potential for danger, he made the terrorists strong. Trump cleaned up the middle east as much as that shit hole could be cleaned up, let the military off their leash a bit more. Then biden fucked everhthing up because he wanted to take credit for doing things his way

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not trying to nation-build forever in a country that doesn't want to be civilized.
      the taliban got rolled over in 2001, and in 2020 the taliban fought ANA, not the US.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not trying to nation-build forever in a country that doesn't want to be civilized.
        The US backed afghan government was extremely corrupt and they basically consisted of child molesters and former war lords.

        The taliban are religious maniacs, but at least they're not as corrupt

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    im surprised this wasnt laughed at more it was fairly recent.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Having all this gear but no way to maintain it is bad.

      Realistically, what happens to the taliban in the long run?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        high speed high drag, commit some more tali-bad against isis and then return to their dirt farming way

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Taliban vs Isis
          Wew lad I’m looking forward to America aiding the Taliban in the future.

          https://i.imgur.com/ZtSuUUx.png

          I have a lot of Afghani friends and all of them fucking hate the Taliban. Many of them don’t support America’s invasion, but they want the Taliban to crash and burn. No one likes them except edgy retards and Saudis.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If any Afghan didn't want Taliban they would have picked up a gun and fought for it. Fuck them. Nation of pesos and retards.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Nation of pesos and retards.
              Mexico?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a retarded phoneposter please understand. I meant pedos.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kek they only hate the Taliban because their families got fat off of siding with foreign invaders and their lap dogs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Realistically, what happens to the taliban in the long run?
        Couped by the local ISIS folks. ISIS has considerable support amongst Afghanistan's young educated urban population. The urban population is still a minority, of course, but it is growing. Add a few famines to piss people off and blame the Taliban, and there you go.
        Funnily enough, while the Taliban are ethno-nationalists and don't particularly look to export their ideology (well, they want some Pakistani clay, but that's about it), ISIS is actually more liberal in its interpretation of the quran, e.g. when it comes to considering women not just animals to be fucked like goats.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ISIS has considerable support amongst Afghanistan's young educated urban population
          Imagine being this retarded.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ISIS is actually more liberal in its interpretation of the quran
          wow thats a useless statement

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isis is NOT more liberal. Isis is way more fucking strict. You’re right that Taliban only cares about Afghanistan while ISIS wants everything.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they turn into an oppressive but moderately competent third world government, exactly like they were prior to 2001. only hopefully, this time they won't forfeit their "living outside a cave" privileges for another twenty years by harboring a terrorist organization.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a standard ID-10-T malfunction.
      Extremely common in that region.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet you could give that equipment to some noguns Japanese/Chinese airsofters and they'd figure out how to use it properly in a day.
    These guys have watched Americans for 20 years and haven't figure out the basics.
    Why are middle easterners like this?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In before the shitposting mass replier, or replying to the post with "teehee look at all the seethe." Any minute now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That guy who spams pics of trannies
      What the FUCK happened yesterday

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yesterday was just a blur of shahid threads in my recollection

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yesterday? dunno the past 24-36 hours was about 48 shahid drone threads, im sure itll pick up again in a few more hours when the europeans wake up again, now its the calmer american posters i would assume. the trolling massively fell off like 3 hours ago.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NGL this would be a fun airsoft/larp kit to put together
    The total lack of uniformity is great too, like the third dude in line having a PLA helmet for some reason

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They just got finished raiding US armories and it's literally just a photoshoot of all the loot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They just got finished raiding US armories and it's literally just a photoshoot of all the loot

      I like how the two guys standing closest to the camera have nods on, but literally no one else in that formation does. Hell the second guy in the photo doesn't even have a rear sight.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the second guy in the photo doesn't even have a rear sight
        Not needed. Allah guides the bullet.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's seems to be an ability most Muslims share.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      uh oh, there is a left hander in the background. 5th in line. why is he allowed to live.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/UzPo0Am.png

      What are they thinking in this pic?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck me all those fucking hard hat headphones that don't even go on their ears

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense actually. You know they're all hardcore eee gang already and it's a hot country, shit gets sweaty, they're just there for comms and that works fine.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would happen if Iran invaded Afghanistan?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hilarious funny things

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What would happen if Iran invaded Afghanistan?

        Just checked and apparently Afghanistan and Iran have been having border clashes as of late. Iranian leaders met with anti-Taliban resistance to strengthen their opposition to the Taliban. Lol.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude they are literally illiterate medieval peasants with rifles and 125cc motorcycles.

    They're going to cargo-cult aesthetics with the gear all the Americans discarded during their disorganised route to appeal to their 70 IQ audience.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gotta love teenaged posters who make threads like this to show their fellow adults how smart they are

    you're really proving your stepdad wrong, arent you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Taliban commando

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MIC makes trillions of dollars profit in afghanistan
    >leaves a parting gift of abandoned surplus for taliban to larp and play gearqueer with

    idk sounds fine to me

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So apparently the Taliban and ISIS-K are fighting now. America is giving “limited support” to the Taliban. Lol. Enemy of my enemy.
    Isis-K has taken parts of eastern Afghanistan.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i took a look at that belligerents page and man my first thought was "none of this shit really makes sense anymore"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The one thing that unifies nations is their hatred of ISIS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >islamic republic of afghanistan propped up by usa then turns around and support isis and gets shit pushed in
      > ryan reynolds but why . gif
      speed run their own downfall?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They thought they’d get support against the Taliban. Deal with the devil.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ah, makes sense.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Regarding the line of sight, we don't know what time frame the photo was taken. Maybe the photo was snapped while his arms were in motion.

    Regarding the elbow pad, they don't need to be on the elbows. If guerilla fighters are used to crawling, they would prefer it closer to their forearms than their elbows because it provides cushioning.

    Regarding the headphones, we don't know what size the helmet and headphones are. Maybe they don't fit underneath, or maybe they don't care because it's just training exercises and the point is to protect the ears from loud noise.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m legitimately curious how the Taliban will fare as a government now that they have no common enemy and now face an insurgency from ISIS

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I’m legitimately curious how the Taliban will fare as a government now that they have no common enemy and now face an insurgency from ISIS
        The IEA ran a government before, and they've learned from a lot of their mistakes in terms of policymaking and governance. I don't expect everything going smoothly though.

        The IEA faces two insurgencies, one from ISK and another from the NRF. There's some overlap there as both recruit heavily from ethnic Tajiks, albeit the ISK is multi-ethnic and also includes foreign-fighters.
        There's even been cases where former ANA ended up joining ISK to fight the IEA following the latter returning to power. The former IRA government never seriously fought the ISK. They would just let them run wild, partly so as to keep the occupation going, and partly so they could blame the IEA for their attacks.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Time will tell if the situation devolves further. There interestingly is no single dictator running the place.
    Honestly; who is the least evil?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buncha goatfucking sandmoron hillbillies are 'tarded
    No shit? For real?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Given how they kicked your ass, maybe you should try doing it their way before you write mocking comments

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What country are you from?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe this mount have see through hole for iron sights? acog looks high enough

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As dumb as they are, they're still better armed and trained than the Russians.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tribal people who live in isolated mountain communities don't understand modern military gear 100%
    Still beat you gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hide in Pakistan
      >Enemy gets bored and leaves
      >HA HA WE BEAT YOU!
      How's that famine going, ragheads? 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What country are you from?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >support terrorists like Al-qaeda and Bin Laden that support terrorist attacks on American soil
      >get btfo'd into oblivion with 1-100 kdr
      >terrorist attacks reduced to nothing and Bin Laden dead.
      >say you've won when you're dead because you support a literal mind virus that makes you miserable and encourages you to commit suicide in hopes that you'd go to an afterlife
      LMAO. Americhads win again.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They need western powers to train them to kill mutts.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amerimutt cope

      What country are you from?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        9/10 Brazil

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Taliban, for whatever reason, has some autistic obsession with wanting to stick to their roots by still having AKs in their propaganda videos while also making them look modern with cheap Chinese airsoft parts. You will never see them use these on the field but rather in their propaganda films.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if America agrees to assist the Taliban in fighting ISIS and will leave them alone afterwards, and in return, the Taliban no longer harbors terrorists?

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    redditors still assmad chadliban took down the blm flag kek

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