Tactical advantage of using Soyuz rockets to bomb Kiev?

Tactical advantage of using Soyuz rockets to bomb Kiev?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Turning every Russian satellite into a valid target

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wb debris?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Bild

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL MEDIA DESTRUCTION

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tacit admission that there will no longer be a Russian space program I guess.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *RATGEBER*
    >Gesundheir

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a good excuse to shoot down anything these backwards motherfuckers try to get off the ground. Russians don't deserve the power of flight.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where would they even launch these from? I though they lost access to the launch site in Kazakhstan that they were previously using.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They only used Baikonur because launching from high latitudes really limits your options in terms what orbits you can launch into, if they're just planning to drop Soyuz's onto Kyiv then it doesn't really matter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They launch from there but have to pay a bribe regularly

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they didn't pay the bribe recently and the Khazaks shut them out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >have to pay a bribe regularly
        Interesting way to say "rent"

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    any reason you cropped the author?
    >jihadi julian

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/pDuyJls.jpg

      Atleast post the full article, you retard.
      Dumping, someone not as lazy as me better translate.

      Every. Fucking. Time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Julian Röped
      the thread should've ended here it might as well be a Kim Dotcom article

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Every. Fucking. Time.

      >Julian Röped
      the thread should've ended here it might as well be a Kim Dotcom article

      Julian is a sperg, but what if he's right.
      This scheme is stupid enough for the russians to atleast try.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >but what if he's right
        the Russians could drop a couple dozen barrel bombs on Kyiv from Kazakhstan which...why are we just assuming Kazakhstan allows this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/pDuyJls.jpg

      Atleast post the full article, you retard.
      Dumping, someone not as lazy as me better translate.

      [...]
      Every. Fucking. Time.

      There is an actual recording, cope: https://files.catbox.moe/opzly7.MP4

      inb4 not knowing russian on /k/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >inb4 not knowing russian on /k/
        Why do you expect me to know savage tongues?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's basic russophobic curriculum

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he hasn't been learning Russian all year

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Atleast post the full article, you retard.
    Dumping, someone not as lazy as me better translate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Well they say they have 7 minutes from a phone call between the current and prior bosses of roskosmos, talking about the direction from which to attack kyiv and how much explosives they can stuff into the rocket.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      translating the test below the pic because i think its funny
      >Soyuz-Rocket takes off in the direction of the ISS in 2018. According to Bild information crazy russians want to turn one of these rocket into a mega-weapon to use against ukraine

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth totalling your nation's already unsteady space capabilities?
    How much does a explosive-laden Soyuz cost compared to a purpose built ICBM?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Soyuz is a stretched R7 ICBM. It's a terrible missile because it has a response time measured in hours, but if you did insist on putting a bomb on top it could lob 30 tons or so? You'd need a reentry vehicle too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You'd need a reentry vehicle too.
        just don't fill the fuel tanks all the way so it never goes into space, surely they could just calculate the arc needed and fire it like a ballistic missile

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What if missile but bigger?
    Hitler would be proud

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isnt Soyuz an incredibly slow missile because of its mass? It was never designed to reach high speeds in atmosphere and the only way its an effective missile for ground targets is yeeting it groundwards at hypersonic speeds and hoping you hit the general area.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Isnt Soyuz an incredibly slow missile because of its mass?
      It ends up at 7.8km/s which is plenty fast, it has to obviously to reach orbital velocity. If it's possible to optimize it for ballistic dunno, but the raw delta-v is there.
      >It was never designed to reach high speeds in atmosphere
      What do you mean by "in atmosphere"? Like above 100k feet air resistance already getting pretty minimal as far as aerodynamic pressure. Max-Q is way lower. If it's flying an arc I don't think that'd be the limit.
      >and the only way its an effective missile for ground targets is yeeting it groundwards at hypersonic speeds and hoping you hit the general area.
      FWIW just out of curiosity, but a quick search showed me that Apollo capsules executed splashdown with misses of as little as 1800 feet. SpaceX seems to be under a half mile. So maybe it's possible to bring a modified payload down from orbit without slowing down within a small enough CEP to hit a city.

      Militarily it'd be useless, but if Russia just wants a propaganda/terror weapon maybe it'd work. I mean, it'd be absolutely fucking retarded for a hundred reasons anons have already covered, but hard to take much comfort in "that's so retarded surely Russia would never do it!" at this point.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        From what Ive understood these space travel missiles are simply unoptimized for adjustments in a thicker atmosphere. Basically it lacks any ability to maneuver while traveling to the target without getting blown up and it will likely be far worse than SpaceX as Russia is having gps issues too. It would just be a really expensive conventional strike that would send NORAD into a tizzy as it in concept would actually be terrifying if it had a nuke.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >From what Ive understood these space travel missiles are simply unoptimized for adjustments in a thicker atmosphere. Basically it lacks any ability to maneuver while traveling to the target without getting blown up and it will likely be far worse than SpaceX as Russia is having gps issues too.
          What I was imagining was it as a kind of ghetto orbital strike, basically replacing the Soyuz module with a reentry vehicle that doesn't decelerate, packed with explosive.
          >It would just be a really expensive conventional strike
          Yeah absolutely, it's really, really retarded. 7 tons of explosive would certainly be a big boom by conventional standards but nothing THAT impressive, and for $100+ million or whatever one of their launches costs now. It's so fucking dumb and makes me feel fucking dumb for even trying to take it a little seriously and also hate that I can't entirely dismiss it because Russia has been so fucking dumb.

          The sooner they are reduced to iron age the better. Though
          >that would send NORAD into a tizzy as it in concept would actually be terrifying if it had a nuke.
          Eh, not really. Seriously. It's militarily useless even with a nuke onboard, ICBMs and SLBMs do way, way better. A single nuke somewhere in the US would suck but at the same time it's not an existential threat the way thousands would be, and doesn't threaten second strike capability in even the tiniest way.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            if it even somehow gets to its destination without being shot down

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a single undamaged building in Kiev left?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      99% of them?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Source: Das Tägliche Mail

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Die.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The R-7 that the launcher is based on was originally designed as an ICBM.

    This is totally stupid though I doubt they would do this.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lol do you guys understand what this means? russia doesn't even have any ICBM left to even hit Kyiv just with a conventional warhead.
    They have to salvage a soyuz rocket and turn it back into an ICBM because they have nothing else. Their entire ICBM stockpile is non-existent

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As much as I hate to say it nah, this has nothing to do with that anon even in the unlikely event that it's true. Liquid fueled orbital rocket launch looks nothing like an ICBM launch in trajectory. And that would be the only conceivable reason to do it that way, specifically to NOT make everyone think they were launching an ICBM.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Likely Drunk Russians going "You know what if we use like, the Rocket, the one we go into space to bomb the Ukienazis!!!"
    >Jihad Julian "ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING!!!!! ITS OGRE UKRAINE IS FINISHED!!!!!!"

    Remember Zelensky himself said a lot of stupid shit last year about attacking Russia in private and nothing happened.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Remember Zelensky himself said a lot of stupid shit last year about attacking Russia in private
      Olena, you have better things to do than post on PrepHole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was absolutely right though. Attacking Russia and taking Belgorod would’ve been a smart move. The Wagner mutiny and the loss of Belgorod would’ve been the end of Putin.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Mega-Angriff
    Kek. German is such a beautiful language.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SEXOOOO~

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gigajihad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gigagay

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    don't they have, you know....actual MRBMs and IMRBs for that job?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A Soyuz launch costs anywhere from 50 to 225 million dollars per launch, somehow doubt Russia can afford to use them as regular military delivery systems

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah if there was any discussion about this they would be drunken hypotheticals. it isn't a cost effective weapon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Even if you abandon that consideration, the fact is that Russia is dependent of Kazakstan for launch access and with Kazakstan’s pivot to China away from Russia, this would be the perfect excuse for Kazakstan to fulfill their promise to lock Roscosmos out of Baikonur like they were threatening to do around the time Russia decided to play space pirate with that British satellite.

        It would absolutely lose them access to space.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It would absolutely lose them access to space.
          Not if they load a T-72 with even more explosives before it gets hit.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Read as
    >Russian Strategic Rocket Forces so depleted that they have to consider resorting to 1960s ICBMs

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cover for putin's looming departure for the one place not corrupted by capitalism

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who works in the industry, I did see this article and it did catch my eye, but seeing that it's a German tabloid doesn't give me a huge amount of confidence.

    On the flip side of that, Rogozin is verifiably insane, so anything with his name attached to it has to be taken slightly seriously.

    On a technical level, it's possible to do yes, but retarded for all of the aforementioned reasons that anons have pointed out. Soyuz fairings, like most fairings, aren't designed for descent heating, they're designed for at most ascent heating which will peak and then curve off rapidly. You'd need a dedicated, steerable reentry vehicle. The anons talking about SpaceX and Apollo capsule landings discount that those vehicles had offset centers of mass that allowed a lift vector to form. Engineering something like that for Soyuz is technically possible, but the effort would be better spent, say, modifying a Satan re-entry vehicle for conventional explosives and lobbing that instead. Or engineering better guided missiles. Or engineering a way out of the retarded war you got yourself into.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      does Rogozin not actually know what an ICBM is
      the history of the Soyuz rocket?

      As another anon said only point of this retarded idea even in theory would exclusively be to pull off such a thing without actually launching an ICBM and setting off a response. They could do an orbit that didn't even pass over the US at all on its single pass. It'd be a huge waste but fuck I dunno maybe in demented Tsar Monke's rotting mind it'd be some sort of ebin propaganda victory.

      In total seriousness I have no idea what the geopolitical response would be. In one respect it'd represent a real line, the use of regular non-military orbital class rockets as a weapon delivery system, and clearly as a terror weapon on top. At the same time it wouldn't be a nuke, and precisely BECAUSE it's so fucking retarded it might not be escalatory, like, there's no way they could scale it to anything serious. It'd never present any strategic threat to America or Europe at all, as a military weapon it'd be trash. So perhaps it wouldn't do a lot beyond prompt more patriots in response or something, actually wonder if anything US has already given them could intercept the reentry vehicle.

      Kinda hard to see anyone not already sanctioning Russia being moved by it, the bugs and poos aren't going to clamp down over anything short of a nuke. Maybe it'd juice Western support again a little.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's an ICBM though

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No it's not you fucking retard. Please understand that "ICBM" isn't just a cool random assortment of letters it's an acronym, it actually means something. ICBMs do not orbit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            using the modern Soyuz to launch explosives at Kiev would not be an orbit either
            and plenty of modern and historic ICBMs are orbit-capable

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does Rogozin not actually know what an ICBM is
    the history of the Soyuz rocket?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Mega-Angriff
    Why do Germans sound like 90s teenagers trying to be cool?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's just Bild catering to the intellectual underclass.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Omg the moon crash was just a testrun

    Putin is 10 steps ahead

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