Tactical advantage of saunas on the battlefield?

Is either side taking this war seriously???

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are just emulating the finns who fought russia before them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >emulating finns
      there are finns over there so maybe a little more than just emulating

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if they're buttfucking each other (consensually of course)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Am Ukrainian and we have a SRF (squad relief femboy) which will open his soul and not only soul (it's a sex) for you if you ever feel down

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >emulating finns
          there are finns over there so maybe a little more than just emulating

          They are playing Gollum for sure.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A Finnish volunteer literally told me that they built a sauna in Ukraine but they didn't use it out of fear of thermal recon shit. He also got strafed by a Russian fighter but it got destroyed a while later. Both of these happened pretty early into the war.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you wanna go out of your way on being miserable because you think being miserable is 'manly', be a Russian soldier
    Most sane countries let their soldiers to some harmless dumb shit to keep morale up
    In this case a sauna. And in case you haven't noticed, its the Ukies that currently holding out better over all.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you think being miserable is 'manly', be a Russian soldier
      >Most sane countries let their soldiers to some harmless dumb shit to keep morale up
      But do sane countries let their starving and underequipped soldiers rape each in the ass? I think not. Checkmate, Russia wins again.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Channeling the spirit of Väinämöinen.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    experimental boiling chambers for russian pows

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Excuse me, they're called bastu

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sven detected

      Ebin :DDDDDD
      t: Finnanon

      :DDDDDD

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The contrast is telling. I've seen some really grim Russian camps. And the Ukrainians have built a sauna.
    They really are very different people, huh?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, the difference is Ukrainians want to be people, Russians want to suck tsar cock.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i did actually early on in the war see the ukies posting about a russian position they'd captured in which the russians had built a field sauna

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ukranian nationality was one born from the cossacks. Free-spirited warriors fighting against the rape hordes and polish oppressors.

      Russian nationality was born from being fucked in the ass by the ruling leader and being sent to die far away. Being nothing but a cog in the machine.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The expulsion of alien Vatnik influences from Ukraine will ensure it comes fully into its own. And I'm not talking about LOYAL Russian-Ukrainians.

        I strictly refer to traitors and invaders.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        At one point Russia was almost entirely self sufficient, providing for over 80% of Russia's internal demands for manufactured goods. They had the largest gold reserve in the world along with the lowest taxes and the 'Peasants State Bank' which was, to summarize, a bank offering loans at incredibly low rates of interest. This led to multiple people having farms which is why for a brief period Russia produced more cereal grains than America, Canada, and Argentina combined (these were the primary grain producers before WW1).

        Now you're probably wondering where it all went wrong. You see, the Russian Tsars did not like the prospect of the Rothschild banking system. Way back in the early 1800's Tsar Alexander I rejected Nathan R's offer to set up a central bank in Russia because he knew what they would do. From that moment on Russia became a target. They held out for almost a hundred years after being on the R shit list but the Rothschilds along with the help of the United States government and Trotsky (born Lev Bronstein) instigated the Bolshevik revolution which ruined one of the greatest industrialized nations in the world

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This claim breaks down the very moment you claim
          >Tsarist Russia
          to be
          >industrialized
          You can claim that about Moscow, Petrograd, sure, but you wanna throw that shit claim at any part of Russia that lived 10km away from the main rail line and I'll call you an absolute fucking retard.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it was the early 1900's
            give me a break

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It is barely an exaggeration to say that Russia in 1914 was about as industrialized as Germany and France were in 1848, man, even grading on a curve that shit's bad.
              They were still using a system of scattershot land-strip distribution for peasant farmers in the fucking 1900s, bro, even fucking MEXICO wasn't doing that shit by then, let alone the rest of Europe. Shit was wack.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >one of the greatest industrialized nations in the world
          good one

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember reading that during WW1, German commanders made their trenches as comfortable as possible while British commanders made their trenches as uncomfortable as possible. The theory behind it was that the British had to advance to push the Germans back, so they wanted to make sure that their soldiers wouldn't stay in the trench if they had a choice. I could see Russia taking a similar approach.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What? I can't beleive they're making a sauna when the harsh eastern winter is coming. They should be exposed in the open hearing themselves with large easy to spot campfires like real soldiers!

    Posted by John Doeski, Houston region Texas Oblast

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you wanna go out of your way on being miserable because you think being miserable is 'manly', be a Russian soldier
      Most sane countries let their soldiers to some harmless dumb shit to keep morale up
      In this case a sauna. And in case you haven't noticed, its the Ukies that currently holding out better over all.

      Don't take my caption too serious, I personally find it hilarious and wonder at which front this would be possible

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh fug :DDDD

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ebin :DDDDDD
    t: Finnanon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Benis :DDD

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sauna Gollums are a real threat still.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sweaty gay seks

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Morale is important, that's why America has entire units dedicated to morale-related logistics. Imagine being a Russian who doesn't have gear because it got sold to airsofters, you get captured, and as you're passing through the Ukrainian trench before you get sent off to a prison in the Western part of Ukraine you see a FUCKING SAUNA AND A COFFEE BAR in the trench.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well russians have washing machines and sacks of fertilizer in theirs. Oh, and dead conscripts, lots and lots of dead conscripts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No military on Earth will ever be a threat to the United States until they can reliably reproduce our vaunted Burger King Logistics

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saunas are based. Has to be a huge morale booster for the guys stuck in a trench, getting shelled.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    finns taught them well 😀

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moral. It's like asking for the tactical advantage of a dogs during ww1.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Commander says storm Hohol trench
    >Middle of night, make a run for it
    >Moon dimly lights the trench
    >Suddenly strange fog fills the surroundings
    >Temperature rises
    >Out of nowhere, naked hohols jump out and beat the shit out of me with birch branches
    >Claw my way out to safety
    >Run for my life as I hear laughter from the trench behind me
    >Fucking hohols

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope America learns from this. The problem isn't that they're building saunas, the problem is that we aren't yet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Americans get Burger King
      >Russians from 10 year old MREs
      God America is so based bros.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sino-American War of 2024 breaks out after the PLA attempts amphibious invasion of Taiwan
        >get deployed to Vietnam as the Vietnamese have joined the war on our side to deal with South China Sea shenanigans once and for all
        >FOB Fuck Kissinger is completed within 24 hours much to the surprise of the VPA
        >fellow US servicemen are all grouchy, just as much as myself
        >then we hear them
        >the droning of CH-47s airlifting the much needed
        >THE MOBILE TACO BELL, KFC, BURGER KING AND SAUNA COMPLEX

        Logistics matters.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sino-American War of 2024 breaks out after the PLA attempts amphibious invasion of Taiwan
      >get deployed to Vietnam as the Vietnamese have joined the war on our side to deal with South China Sea shenanigans once and for all
      >FOB Fuck Kissinger is completed within 24 hours much to the surprise of the VPA
      >fellow US servicemen are all grouchy, just as much as myself
      >then we hear them
      >the droning of CH-47s airlifting the much needed
      >THE MOBILE TACO BELL, KFC, BURGER KING AND SAUNA COMPLEX

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >American soldiers begin filing into their forward operational cruise ship

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Combine the powers of US and Vietnam
        >Now you have a tunnel system with cinema, multiple chain restaurants, an indoor spa and high speed secure wifi
        >Get starving Changs in jungle to have a full psychological breakdown by constantly getting ambushed from random directions by clean, perfectly manicured Allied soldiers still wearing BK crowns and sipping on a shake.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Changs, Chongs and Dongs dragging themselves through Vietnamese jungle
          >suddenly Lieutenant Dong Bong Tong Long stops
          >do you smell that?
          >GORDITAS
          >concealed Vietnamese and American troops pop up out of their spider holes and open fire
          >only Private Chang Chang Chang Tong survives
          >wakes up in a cell opposite the underground nail salon where Vietnamese and American troops are getting mani-pedis
          >watches in horror at the line of Vietnamese and American troops in line to get some Baskin Robbins while eating their Nathan's Famous hot dogs
          >strains to look down the hallway and sees a whole fucking combination arcade/gym

          You could say the damage would be...emotional.

          https://i.imgur.com/LVOJRwe.jpg

          >air-mobile onsen
          Former military anons, especially the ones that had to do shitty occupations, how high would your bullshit tolerance be if this was waiting back at the base for you?:

          I wouldn't even be annoyed when 1st Sergeant said we had to stay until 8PM just to do paperwork. I fucking love onsen.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot tubs would be more American I think. I don’t know a single person here who has a sauna or uses one regularly.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be down for hot tubs, sounds a little easier too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah this isn't a case of American logistics being unable to do it but more that saunas just aren't part of the culture here in general, neither are public baths. Just one of those things. We do have them at the South Pole in Antarctica.

        I'd be down for hot tubs, sounds a little easier too.

        Family built a big hot tub at a northern Maine family cabin, not sure if it's easier or not, a real issue is keeping the thing clean and cycling the water (and supplying that much water). Saunas strike me as more efficient on consumables and maintenance, but I'm no expert.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah nobody here owns their own sauna, but saunas are quite common in American gyms.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the Russians erase Ukraine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do it quick, they're embezzling too much money from US politicians.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I hope the Russians erase Ukraine
      Why? Give me a logical answer, not a string of insults/buzzwords.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hes a contrarian

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He can't. He follows Russia like people follow a sports team.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jealousy and fear. Jealousy of course is obvious, but the latter matters more in some ways. Seeing people undeniably of the same kind from same conditions actually pick themselves up and throw off the shit and work to improve their homeland and make things better absolutely destroys Russia's entire narrative of victimhood and cynicism. It puts the lie to "oh it's all western oppression!!" or "there's nothing we can do" or "leadership doesn't matter and we shouldn't care about politics" etc. Russian leaders obviously fear this a lot, it could give some small parts of the population ideas, but even Russian mongrel serfs may end up hating it for being better.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that bear has no head

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ukrainians
    Those are Finnish or Swedish volunteers, I guarantee it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      To everyone implying finns or swedes itt - saunas(local variety, called "banya") are very popular all across postsoviet slavlands.
      When a man gets a dacha/house on his own plot of land, he often builds a banya there. Besides being recreation facility it is a project of pride and accomplisment for them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      To everyone implying finns or swedes itt - saunas(local variety, called "banya") are very popular all across postsoviet slavlands.
      When a man gets a dacha/house on his own plot of land, he often builds a banya there. Besides being recreation facility it is a project of pride and accomplisment for them.

      I choose to believe it was Swedes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's a Nic/k/elodeon renaissance on PrepHole

        I won't complain

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        man i miss that show

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lock them in the sauna it’s like the Holdomor all over again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/yyw3hzN.jpg

      then which one is it fuckfacnes

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    huge moral boost, relieves sore muscles, and is good for hygine

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sauna feels so good after rolling in mud for weeks.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soldiers have been doing dumb shit since war was invented

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post that video of the russian's getting drone naded in their fox hole from a few days back because they just left is an open fucking hole. The thing is literally surrounded by dirt and broken up trees and fallen wood, would have been the work of <1hr for a couple men to do a make shift wood/tarp/dirt roof that would have trivially shrugged off one of those little improvised drone grenades without the slightest issue. And also kept them warmer and protected from rain like actual humans.

    Everyone has their "WTF" point and I know this war has been full of them but that was one for me. Like just incomprehensible. When I was a literal child playing innawoods and building forts myself or with siblings or neighbor kids they were better protected and had more effort than those russian solders. 7 months into a war and their trenches would result in a firing squad in fucking WW1 they're so shit. Straight lines, zero protection of any kind, like I can't even understand the thinking there as human. Our fucking most ancient ancestors developed the concept of "shelter" even if just going into caves. Why would you dig this big hole and then just call it done??? AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The thing is literally surrounded by dirt and broken up trees and fallen wood, would have been the work of <1hr for a couple men to do a make shift wood/tarp/dirt roof that would have trivially shrugged off one of those little improvised drone grenades without the slightest issue.
      If anyone had done that to his foxhole, he would just been forced out of it by another russian soldier who would have taken it over. You can't have nice things in Russia, why even try to have nice things when everyone around you will just destroy or steal it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically yeah this is a good point, and a basic example of how absolutely destructive the simple words of "corruption" or "lawless" is. It's what people mean when talking about a society/institution truly "rotting", where people are robbed of all initiative because anything good is just looted by someone else, and having things be shit is actively incentivized because you're more likely to be left alone. Zero trust between anyone except rare close family/friends, which costs so much fucking money in potential lost. Simple things we take for granted can't be done in a low-trust society without any respect for institutions, values, rights or between people. It's not just the big obvious thing we've talked about on PrepHole like kit being stolen and sold, it's two guys in a fox hole they don't bother to improve beyond the bare minimum because their minds are so rotted they don't even think about doing more then the minimum in anything, ever, and then dying for it.

        Russia is a good warning to the West in that way I guess. Whatever our disagreements, we should work to avoid becoming THAT because it means all progress stops.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the odds the *women were actually little girls

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    To the last goyum

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >“Ukraine will definitely not be the same as we strived for from the very beginning. It’s impossible. Completely liberal and European – it will not be like that. It will definitely stand from the fortress of every house, every building, every person,” he said during his interview with the Ukrainian journalists.
      hmm based

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had a sauna in over ten years

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A sauna session, like three beers and a fresh dry bed is probably the most efficient way there is to destress. At least this side of extremely habit-forming medications.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fuggin ebin is what it is
    also it's going to get cold soon, a sauna sounds like a good morale maintainer

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw American logistics can't get you a trench sauna
    MUTTSISTERS HOW WERE WE BESTED BY THE FINNISH/UKRAINIAN MENACE?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not enough weapons shipped into Ukraine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can always improve upon the logistical structure of the US military.
      >Air-mobile Burger King? Done.
      >Air-mobile Chipotle? In progress.
      >Air-mobile titty bar? Pending Congressional approval.
      >Air-mobile sauna? Pending inspection by Finnish delegation.
      >Air-mobile onsen? Needs investigation into feasibility

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        could US air force have supplied 6th army at Stalingrad?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they were allied to the Germans and Germany allowed them access to their airbases? Yes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >air-mobile onsen
        Former military anons, especially the ones that had to do shitty occupations, how high would your bullshit tolerance be if this was waiting back at the base for you?:

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >open video
          >barely concealed Japanese ass under the water
          >implying you could get that anywhere near a Marine FOB without disastrous results
          What?! They'd kill her!

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly tho, Considering WWI, Saunas should be effective to kill off vermin latched on to skin and disinfection in general.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do they get Viagra like the Russians?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do russians suffer from erectile dysfunction?
      can't they just rape normally?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they can't get aroused by women

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly the longer this war goes on, the more creative Ukrainians are going to get in repaying the Russians for their cruel barbarism.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Russians get Viagra to do rape

      Cheer up Ukraine. Build THIS and remove Russian rape-cock.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And that's how you 100% guarantee that your rape becomes a murder instead.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just design the device to be lethal then.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. Neurotoxin in the spikes.

            If faced with raped better to take the rapist down with you.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Concur. No more Vatnik.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How are you supposed to stop that from falling out your asshole every time you take a shit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >russia spends 3 dollars per pill on random conscripts because... JUST BECAUSE OKAY?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Russians spending just 3 dollars per conscript is seen to be proof that a story can't possibly be true
        That's fucking grim

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good, Ukrainian soldiers should be lavished with every luxury under the sun, they are fighting for all of us.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the problem, there is nothing better after a long stressing day shooting russians than hanging around in a comfy sauna, relaxing and playing with your Drone.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what does this have to do with weapons? post in /bant/ or /gay/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      These are clearly weapons

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sauna is unironically the best, simplest and cheapest way to clean your soldiers in the field
    you can't make a shower with no running water, and after a sauna all the filth just sloughs off easily even without soap

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There are about 70,000 dead rooskies that take this war seriously

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