This is huge. We were all day laughing and joking about cardboard Labo drones and we were this close to see a nuclear exchange and Russia being deleted forever.
Well, maybe next time!
It would be hypocritical of me to start believing Russians now
Yeah, this is some BS for the homefront
>HURR WE ARE KANGZ N SHIEET AND SO ANGRY WE WOULD FIGHT NATO >BUT SMART COMRADE GARASIMOV SAW THIS WASN'T WISE AND PREVENTED THIS FROM HAPPENING >SHOIGU TUFF MEN, GARASIMOV SMART MEN ALL IS KNOWN ASS IS IN ASS
In reality the idea of starting shit with Estonia never even crossed their mind.
Is this just factionalism in the Russian MOD? >Shoigu fucked up and panicked and lied and almost got us in a fight with NATO! >Good Job wise Putin consulted his generals >Gerisimov was calm and smoothed things over
Shit for domestic consumption, there was never any real prep to hit Estonia.
Funny if the 'Successful defence of Pskov airfield' resulted in 7 destroyed aircraft and not 4 damaged as claimed yesterday though.
>Funny if the 'Successful defence of Pskov airfield' resulted in 7 destroyed aircraft and not 4 damaged as claimed yesterday though.
The admitted four damaged so seven destroyed would be consistent with their reporting.
>Funny if the 'Successful defence of Pskov airfield' resulted in 7 destroyed aircraft and not 4 damaged as claimed yesterday though.
The admitted four damaged so seven destroyed would be consistent with their reporting.
My last info was 5 destroyed planes. They found the wrecks of two more?
(me)
Oh, I understand it now - they never said how many planes were destroyed, they only talked about the damaged ones!
So 7 destroyed, 4 damaged.
No.
4 destroyed
2 visually confirmed damaged (a huge hole on the fuselage).
They released updated satellite pics today but sadly half of the airport was under a cloud so we still dont know the full damage.
This is the most plausible. They will start a firehose of falsehood towards Shoigu to discredit him. Expect more stuff like this in the coming weeks, especially after Ukrainian successes.
The fun thing about third world mafia shitholes is that you don't even need the hint of an actual crime in order to have the state murder someone - just throw out enough rumors of impropriety and incompetence that people start thinking the leader is weak to keep that person around, and eventually they'll have to kill him!
Absolutely, 100% this. Shoigu is a grifter who's in it for the money through and through, he doesn't even really care about conquering Ukraine. No way, no how would he ever even consider leading an attack against any NATO country.
Anyone who believes russia considered attacking any NATO nation at any point since retreating from Kyiv is fucking insane. They are retarded but not suicidal.
I believe the loss of Baltics hurt them very bad as is evident by their efforts to destabilise and demoralise that region.
I genuinely believe that between Putin and now gutted FSB, there were discussions about the viability of NATO getting involved into a conflict in the Baltics after the Russian military that was completely misunderstood by Putin would run over the states in few days.
And it is an interesting question when you consider they were discussing this at the time of the Afghanistan retreat and America failing to have a unified statement on the defense of Taiwan.
Kalingrad is an exclave whose only way in/out is controlled by hostile Nato country. Taking back the baltic mean one problem solved and more security for one of their most important city St-Peterburg.
>Taking back the baltic
What if they don't want to be taken back? What if it's in fact hard to take back the baltics?
Can it really be that simple, you just "take them back" and that is that?
Curious.
In a vacuum Russia could take the Baltics pretty easily especially if they were only fighting one at a time. But backed up by the rest of Europe, no, it would be extremely costly at best.
Wunderwaffe only applies to stuff that hasn't entered mass production, and is supposed to bring new, not seen before capabilities. Like the armata or the su-57. B-2 has been in service for decades and dropped quite a lot of munitions on retarded slavs and durkas.
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>2nd iteration of a strategic stealth bomber that has capabilities no other nation on earth has >wunderwaffe
Pick one
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The F117 isn’t strategic, the B2 is a first generation stealth bomber. It’s also 6 years older than the SU-30.
>They are retarded but not suicidal.
You forget about projection. Remember how they ignored Armenia when it was getting it’s shit pushed in even though it’s part of CSTO
This, Shoigu is the defence minister, his job is to keep the armed forces feed, trained and supplied (lol) he doesn't have the authority to order an attack on a third country without Monke and Gerasimov approval, not in a gazillion of years, he's not the commander in chief, Gerasimov is.
This would be more believable if was Gerasimov who wanted to retaliate and Shoigu stopped him.
It's sad what happened to Ben, I talked to him many moons ago on the chan that can't be named. He started off salty about edits (the reason he was there) but ended up accepting that parody is fair use. He asked us to stop and got "lol no", then started ranting about freedom.
He's the guy that thinks everything he does is protected and anything he doesn't like isn't.
I honestly don't know which is crazier. the fact that Shoigu had to be talked down and is apparently suicidal. Or the fact that so many spies in the Kremlin are double spies. It seems like all you have to do is give them 50 bucks and a bottle of vodka and they'll tell you everything.
No, it's because the Russians close to Putin are easily bought out. You forget how hopelessly corrupt they are. Outside of Putin and maybe 3 or 4 of the people that surround him, everyone else can be bought out significantly easily.
Probably complete bullshit, but it does seem like whoever wrote this is trying to make Shoigu look bad and Gerasimov look good, which is strange because those two were in the same team before. Maybe some conflict is brewing between the MoD and CoS.
>we might not survive a war with NATO.
Understatement of the century...
Just guessing but I think NATO probably has 30+ times the economic size and 10+ times the available manpower. What a joke.
This looks like more madman shitspigot from the Zigs. They want us to think that they almost attacked NATO, and make Ukraine stop doing whatever they are doing that is blowing up their airfields. FAFO.
Yes, yes, obviously the problem are TRAITORS leaking info to the West. Recall Prigo claimed the same thing? Wagner didn’t wrecked in Syria because they’re trash — no it was Woody being a TRAITOR and literally sending the Americans exact location data of Wagner.
"sowwy pls no bomb"
All of this just because of one elaborate cardboard shitpost.
Russians just cant handle the bant.
K
I am actually dying this can't be real kek
Russia is losing to this.
I'm going to blow their minds. The drones were launched inside of Russia.
>We've traced the drone. It's coming from inside the Russia.
This is huge. We were all day laughing and joking about cardboard Labo drones and we were this close to see a nuclear exchange and Russia being deleted forever.
Well, maybe next time!
You guys will believe in this and in next post mock Russian propaganda...
Yeah, this is some BS for the homefront
>HURR WE ARE KANGZ N SHIEET AND SO ANGRY WE WOULD FIGHT NATO
>BUT SMART COMRADE GARASIMOV SAW THIS WASN'T WISE AND PREVENTED THIS FROM HAPPENING
>SHOIGU TUFF MEN, GARASIMOV SMART MEN ALL IS KNOWN ASS IS IN ASS
In reality the idea of starting shit with Estonia never even crossed their mind.
It would be hypocritical of me to start believing Russians now
>It would be hypocritical of me to start believing Russians now
/thread
It's no first post but it's good enough to be one
That's bullshit but I believe it
Wagner remnants are trying to trick Putin into war with nato?
I inquire some proofs
Telegram post in forest runes would suffice
https://t.me/EtoWagnerGroupChat/875577
I'm not sure it's public
>a high-ranking source in the general staff told us
Yhm, yea
Is this just factionalism in the Russian MOD?
>Shoigu fucked up and panicked and lied and almost got us in a fight with NATO!
>Good Job wise Putin consulted his generals
>Gerisimov was calm and smoothed things over
Shit for domestic consumption, there was never any real prep to hit Estonia.
Funny if the 'Successful defence of Pskov airfield' resulted in 7 destroyed aircraft and not 4 damaged as claimed yesterday though.
>Funny if the 'Successful defence of Pskov airfield' resulted in 7 destroyed aircraft and not 4 damaged as claimed yesterday though.
The admitted four damaged so seven destroyed would be consistent with their reporting.
(me)
Oh, I understand it now - they never said how many planes were destroyed, they only talked about the damaged ones!
So 7 destroyed, 4 damaged.
No.
4 destroyed
2 visually confirmed damaged (a huge hole on the fuselage).
They released updated satellite pics today but sadly half of the airport was under a cloud so we still dont know the full damage.
This is bullshit, you can tell because they '''know''' ahat was considered by NATO.
This sounds like Wagner remnants trying to concern-troll Russians into wanting the carpenter dead.
This is the most plausible. They will start a firehose of falsehood towards Shoigu to discredit him. Expect more stuff like this in the coming weeks, especially after Ukrainian successes.
The fun thing about third world mafia shitholes is that you don't even need the hint of an actual crime in order to have the state murder someone - just throw out enough rumors of impropriety and incompetence that people start thinking the leader is weak to keep that person around, and eventually they'll have to kill him!
Absolutely, 100% this. Shoigu is a grifter who's in it for the money through and through, he doesn't even really care about conquering Ukraine. No way, no how would he ever even consider leading an attack against any NATO country.
THANK YOU, VALERA
I thought you were already fighting all of NATO?
Anyone who believes russia considered attacking any NATO nation at any point since retreating from Kyiv is fucking insane. They are retarded but not suicidal.
I believe the loss of Baltics hurt them very bad as is evident by their efforts to destabilise and demoralise that region.
I genuinely believe that between Putin and now gutted FSB, there were discussions about the viability of NATO getting involved into a conflict in the Baltics after the Russian military that was completely misunderstood by Putin would run over the states in few days.
And it is an interesting question when you consider they were discussing this at the time of the Afghanistan retreat and America failing to have a unified statement on the defense of Taiwan.
Kalingrad is an exclave whose only way in/out is controlled by hostile Nato country. Taking back the baltic mean one problem solved and more security for one of their most important city St-Peterburg.
>Taking back the baltic
What if they don't want to be taken back? What if it's in fact hard to take back the baltics?
Can it really be that simple, you just "take them back" and that is that?
Curious.
>What if they don't want to be taken back?
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In a vacuum Russia could take the Baltics pretty easily especially if they were only fighting one at a time. But backed up by the rest of Europe, no, it would be extremely costly at best.
They tried and failed a hundred years ago.
You think it's a coincidence that the US brought B-2's to Norway a few days ago?
new wonder waffle?
Beeindruckend!
Wunderwaffe only applies to stuff that hasn't entered mass production, and is supposed to bring new, not seen before capabilities. Like the armata or the su-57. B-2 has been in service for decades and dropped quite a lot of munitions on retarded slavs and durkas.
>2nd iteration of a strategic stealth bomber that has capabilities no other nation on earth has
>wunderwaffe
Pick one
The F117 isn’t strategic, the B2 is a first generation stealth bomber. It’s also 6 years older than the SU-30.
Yes, but then they actually have to deal with Kaliningrad instead of ignoring it. No one wants to deal with Kaliningrad.
I'm sure they discussed it, maybe even planned it. Before they found out just how shit their army is.
>They are retarded but not suicidal.
You forget about projection. Remember how they ignored Armenia when it was getting it’s shit pushed in even though it’s part of CSTO
Sounds like they're building a narrative to justify putting Shoigu out to pasture.
This, Shoigu is the defence minister, his job is to keep the armed forces feed, trained and supplied (lol) he doesn't have the authority to order an attack on a third country without Monke and Gerasimov approval, not in a gazillion of years, he's not the commander in chief, Gerasimov is.
This would be more believable if was Gerasimov who wanted to retaliate and Shoigu stopped him.
>p-please NATO-sama, have mercy!!!
lol
There's another version where peace talks is replaced with "piss talks"
i like this one
It's sad what happened to Ben, I talked to him many moons ago on the chan that can't be named. He started off salty about edits (the reason he was there) but ended up accepting that parody is fair use. He asked us to stop and got "lol no", then started ranting about freedom.
He's the guy that thinks everything he does is protected and anything he doesn't like isn't.
wait is this legit?
did we nearly have ww3?
see
why are y'all bros posting in a blatant bait thread?
Because in my reality everything described in the OP is true
I honestly don't know which is crazier. the fact that Shoigu had to be talked down and is apparently suicidal. Or the fact that so many spies in the Kremlin are double spies. It seems like all you have to do is give them 50 bucks and a bottle of vodka and they'll tell you everything.
This is probably honestly all fanfiction that OP wrote. Unless there is source added, things like this are made up in PrepHole
Yeah but whatever, it sounds cool. I call bullshit but it can have happened for real, crazy stuff are going on in this war.
I seriously dont doubt it in the least. the kremlin has been a leaky vessel since the war started
>putin asking gerasimov of all people for an advice
>gerasimov acrtually giving a good advice
Yeah it's all bullshit
What would be the reason for Russians to leak this stuff to NATO? To dissuade other Russians from carrying it out?
No, it's because the Russians close to Putin are easily bought out. You forget how hopelessly corrupt they are. Outside of Putin and maybe 3 or 4 of the people that surround him, everyone else can be bought out significantly easily.
Probably complete bullshit, but it does seem like whoever wrote this is trying to make Shoigu look bad and Gerasimov look good, which is strange because those two were in the same team before. Maybe some conflict is brewing between the MoD and CoS.
Sow dissent and lock how they stop working together (well).
>we might not survive a war with NATO.
Understatement of the century...
Just guessing but I think NATO probably has 30+ times the economic size and 10+ times the available manpower. What a joke.
My last info was 5 destroyed planes. They found the wrecks of two more?
This looks like more madman shitspigot from the Zigs. They want us to think that they almost attacked NATO, and make Ukraine stop doing whatever they are doing that is blowing up their airfields. FAFO.
How long before Super Potato is appointed head of NATO forces?
Yes, yes, obviously the problem are TRAITORS leaking info to the West. Recall Prigo claimed the same thing? Wagner didn’t wrecked in Syria because they’re trash — no it was Woody being a TRAITOR and literally sending the Americans exact location data of Wagner.
Gerasimov might be the only person with a brain in that clown country.
Das rite
So Shoigu is the next to take the fall?