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53 Steps to survive the coming zombie apocalypse.
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IMPORTANT INFORMATION Zombie apocalypse preparation – Prepare now! Take a picture of this and send it to everyone in your neighbourhood. Read this three times and memorise it. There will not be internet.
1. Create a small team with neighbours for survival. It is impossible to survive alone.
2. It will be an exponentially growing crisis and it will be very bad.
3. There will be no water, electricity, gas, internet, phone. Save everything, prepare now. Warn your neighbours.
4. There will be no food in the shops. Stock up on 60 bottles of water for each person and 60 conserve canned food for each person. This will be enough for the first two months of this nightmare.
5. Create a safe zone with your neighbours in one of the strongest houses around you.
6. Police and the military will be very slow to respond. Do not count on them.
7. There are two types of zombies: one slow, dumb, limbering. The other one is fast, agile, intelligent, strong.
8. Watch Zombie movies, trailers and videos on youtube to prepare yourself for what comes. World War Z, I am Legend, Walking Dead.
9. Once a zombie bites a healthy person, the healthy person will become a dangerous zombie in 10 minutes.
10. Zombies eat humans and animals. If they cannot eat, they starve to death.
>Zombies can only be killed if their heads are cut off.
Expect the unexpected.
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11. Buy security locks, security bars for your windows, steel covers for the doors and windows. Drill these on the when the zombie apocalypse starts.
12. Use wood to cover up your windows and doors. But metal is better.
13. Create a safe room in your house in your cellar or other room.
14. Be prepared to spend there 2 months.
15. The infection will spread faster than the cure.
16. Zombies can only be killed if their heads are cut off. Don’t worry about killing them, they are suffering and they are not humans anymore only dead bodies that can walk.
17. Be prepared to kill your neighbours, friends, family members and animals if they become zombies. They are not themselves anymore, but dead bodies with demons inside them.
18. The phenomenon will only cease with the cease of the infection or death of all living survivors.
19. There will be more zombies than healthy people. Team up with the other healthy people to defend yourself.
20. Buy axes, hammers, make spears from wood to kill the zombies.
21. Wear protective clothing when fighting zombies so that they cannot bite you. Cover your face, their body fluids including their breath is infectious.
22. Buy disinfectants and clean yourself and your clothes and shoes often.
23. Zombies run faster in warmer temperatures. They are slower in cold. If all else fails, go to the high mountains where it is cold. Never go alone anywhere.
24. Other humans can also be a threat.
25. Zombie virus can affect any living cell, not only humans, cats, insects, dogs, cows, horses can also become zombies. They will have to be killed.
26. Avoid windows, don’t let them see you. They come to your house if they hear any noise, see any light, or smell any food or anything. Zombies can crash through windows and doors. Especially if they push it as a group. This is why you have to secure your doors with wood covers but metal cover is better. Avoid ground level and ground level windows. Going up stairs or ladders is hard for zombies. Create a safe room upstairs or in the attic.
27. Never go to dark rooms, stalls, corners not even during the day. There could be zombies hiding there. Never go outside when it is dark.
28. Never turn your back on a zombie. Go out in groups and everyone should watch an area to watch a 360 degree area.
29. Create a large army of survivors with neighbours, shelter in the safest house in your area.
30. Machette, swords, axes are the best weapons against zombies. Shotguns can kill them but other zombies will come to the gun noise. Make spears from wood sticks now. Have at least 10 of them and 10 axes.
31. Avoid brain spraying back when you kill a zombie. Their brain, blood, saliva, breath are infectious. Cover your face with non-porous materials and eyes with goggles. Or with a motorbike helmet. Wear leather or hard clothes that cannot be bitten. Wear gloves. Clean your clothes to get rid of any infectious bacteria or virus. Wear thick gloves than cannot be bitten. Always wash your hands after being outside your safe room.
32. Have supplies ready in your car if you have to leave. Steal gas from other cars or from the gas stations.
33. Switch off 5G and internet rooters and electricity. Destroy 5G towers, these are used to create zombies. Without 5G towers zombies cannot live.
34. Stock up on first aid kits, medication, bandages. Energy bars, water
35. Have crossbows, big knives, but hammer and spears are better.
36. Always run away from zombies rather than fight them. Practice speed running and sprinting for 20 metres, 40 metres.
37. Destroy the brains or brain stems in the upper neck of the zombies. Aim for the back of the neck. You can slow down zombies by cutting their legs and arms off. Or destroy the spine to make them unable to move. They are still infectious. A zombie is still capable of killing even if it is wounded. They cannot feel pain. Painful things won’t stop them.
38. You can burn zombies by pouring gasoline or diesel on them and lighting them up. Always have a lighter in your pocket. Burning zombies can still move, they can burn down buildings.
39. Zombies are demons, not the human who had the body before. Try exorcism on them, we don’t know whether it works. Demons are scared of Christian things like hearing the words “Jesus Christ”. This may or may not work against them.
40. Bitten infected relatives, neighbours have to be isolated. They will become zombies in 10-20 minutes after the infection. Kill them to save them from the suffering.
>zombie apocalypse
one can dream
41. Always have an axe, sword, spear around you. Crowbars are also good fighting weapons. Pick up these from your deceased neighbour’s house when you can, but there can be zombies in that house. You never know. They can hide in any dark place during the day. They hate strong sunlight.
42. Tie the shoelaces of persons who are infected buy not zombies yet. In this way, they cannot walk when they become zombies.
43. To stay alive a zombie must never consume a lot of salt.
44. Buy rat poison to kill animals in your area. This is food for the zombies. If you kill animals, they cannot eat, these zombies will starve to death in a week.
45. Be very quiet at nights, don’t talk at all, don’t snore, don’t walk in your room.
46. Read this website for leaked information www.LULZ.org/pol . The secret services and a few good people in government use this to leak real information.
47. Buy door and window covers and security lock bars now. This is the most important. Have a drilling machine. When it starts, you will have 10 minutes to lock yourself in.
48. This is classified secret information. The public doesn't know it. Politicians know it. They will be in their bunkers.
49. Use tall fences to surround and protect the safest house in your neighbourhood. This will keep away zombies and you can live on a farm and grow food safely there. Have a security plan to watch the area in teams.
50. Zombies freeze in cold weather, but they thaw when the freeze is gone and they will move again. Their heads have to be cut off when they are frozen.
51. The first signs of the zombie apocalypse will be that animals and humans disappear. And screams of victims at night. The media will not report it until it is late.
52. Zombies have bad coordination. Leave stumbling blocs like furniture, chairs or other items on the floor. This will stop them from walking easily.
53. Cut down staircases, in this way, they cannot go to the higher levels of the house. Use ladders. Humans can use ladders, zombies cannot.
Shopping list: Lattice metal bars doors stainless steel, window bars wrought iron, armor bolt, axe, water, food, cordless screwdriver universal drill (no electricity required), metal sheets, metal plates, spear, crowbar. All of these products can be bought online from lots of different companies.
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Black person, you think im gonna be reading all the shit?
It can save your life.
And what on world makes you believe a movie like zombie apocalypse will happen? I know about predictive programming, but to wait for a specific one is... dumb i guess? But i did read and am preparated anyway, for most of the things.
Kyrie Eleison.
Go to the jungle in the mountains of Peru. Set up a team with the locals in a village.
Always go for those headshots too
The sound of gunshots will attract the other zombies. Melee weapons are much better.
The zombies, not so much. It's the B.O.W.s you have to look out for. These badboys are drawn to sound.
Leave the cities now.
The catastrophic cascade of mankind will be ended by me.
The downward spiral into catastrophy starts with Man and Woman.
Then Husband and Wife.
Father and Mother.
Then Family.
Then community.
Then tribe.
Then nation state.
After that you start to get uppity and consider yourself masters, scream for a messiah and fight your owner the luminous, non-corporeal owner of this hylic plantation -- the SUN 卐 the first spirit and last in the dark - me.
I will replace the downard spiral into catastrophy with my upward spiral.
You will no longer be a Man or Woman in the Reich of the SUN 卐.
Made in petry dish, cloned and mass manufactured to spec you will be my bioslave either with ladydick or vegana by design.
You will not be hairy or ugly men and women but manufactured beautiful bioslaves of the SUN 卐.
You will not be born out of an unholy union between man and woman but you will be holy, made in a petry dish with the SUN 卐 as your Father.
You will not scream for a messiah but scream for the SUN 卐 in the flesh and ask for commands and be fulfilled in your flesh cortex when I order you to love and frick me.
The eternal Reich of your luminous, non-corporeal Father and Owner of this hylic plantation - the SUN 卐.
Over 160 nations and peoples will be defeated by your God and Owner the SUN 卐 and the only nation on Earth will be my divine REICH 卐 with me as the SUN in the flesh.
what the frick
man
Look up!
Look at the sky!
There is your God.
The luminous, non-corporeal owner of this hylic plantation. THE SUN 卐
You are my hylics on my corporeal plantation and I am replacing you with new ones that do not rebell against me.
The new manufactured ones are just like my bicycle bell.
They go
*ding*
*ding*
*ding*
*blingel*
*blingel*
*blingeling*
man i want some of the stuff you are having
The sun is also down you Black person
Groundhog Day Black person.
This plantation will forever be my bucket full of hylic slaves.
nice schizoposting kraut, now get back to your boring burgher life
I am not leaving. I will see Russia destroyed, the russian people exterminated and the russian females harvested for DNA to make Biobots in the REICH of the SUN 卐 on Earth.
Thanks to being literally GOD in the flesh...
I have seen Putin monke asks for order from his pumuckl messiah because I pretended to be their christ.
I have seen that russia are nothing but christcucks wanting their messiah to save them.
I have personally seen your secret orthodox leader hang himself with tears running down his face and screaming in heart ache.
You will never see that on the news ever.
There is no Messiah.
Only the SUN.
i doubt you are a spiritual entity in the flesh
you are just a Black person larping
stop posting your fantasies on /misc/
also wtf with the lady dicks are you trans or something
Your opinion on me is irrelevant.
I am here in the flesh and I am manifesting my Brave New World with my new manufactured cattle humans as my slaves.
Kek
despite being a ''god'' you care a bit too much about getting your dick wet
hell you say im a hylic slave yet i dont see any divine works from you nor im compelled to obey you what gives?
Because you are a defective hylic crop.
I am manifesting my Brave New World where you are exterminated and replaced with new hylics.
My hylics. Hylics of the SUN 卐.
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You will no longer be a Man or Woman in the Reich of the SUN 卐.
Made in petry dish, cloned and mass manufactured to spec you will be my bioslave either with ladydick or vegana by design.
You will not be hairy or ugly men and women but manufactured beautiful bioslaves of the SUN 卐.
You will not be born out of an unholy union between man and woman but you will be holy, made in a petry dish with the SUN 卐 as your Father.
You will not scream for a messiah but scream for the SUN 卐 in the flesh and ask for commands and be fulfilled in your flesh cortex when I order you to love and frick me.
The eternal Reich of your luminous, non-corporeal Father and Owner of this hylic plantation - the SUN 卐.
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then why didnt you do that before why now
hell why even allow things like me
why you didnt go with your dick girls in the first place
something doesnt add up
>I am manifesting my Brave New World where you are exterminated
Daring today arent we
very well
it will be fun i guess
I was asleep Black person. Divine cycles and shit.
Kek
nice excuse
still doesnt explain why you did your shit idea first mein homosexual
The Solar Logos never sleeps and has no need for sleep.
You filthy hylic biosack pretender
You will be punished for your blasphemy,heresy and petulance
Hello archon. How's the demiurge doing? You seem sad lighten up Francis.
550 hours of Project Zomboid here.
now this is a guy that i will take advice from
Easily the best zombie survival game ever. If I took the zombie apocalypse seriously I would recommend everyone try the most recent build.
Moats.
nice schizo post
Traps and snares.
Lots of traps.
Could you tell us more about the best traps and snares against zombies?
We already love in a zombie apocalypse op. Just look out the window at all the normies who already support eating their own children and killing innocence. The government is also not your friend. Anyway there is going to be an economic collapse and shtf which is arguably worse than a zombie apocalypse.
Fake and gay larp, you have nothing to back up a zombie apocalypse coming.