Survival in the humanless Holocene

You will wake in an alternate timeline where the catastrophic eruption of the Toba supervolcano wiped out all H. sapiens ~70k years ago. So now you're the only person in the world... In the middle of a completely untouched wilderness. The most "human" thing that you can suddenly meet is the endangered Neanderthals and other primitive representatives of the homosexual genus (Hobbits, Denisovans, etc.). All these "people" are at best stuck in the stone age, and at worst are still at a semi-animal level of development, somewhere in the middle between a man and a monkey.
Saber-toothed cats, five-meter cave bears and other typical representatives of the Pleistocene fauna are no longer there, but lions, leopards, hyenas and other large predators still live in Europe. This is not to mention basic wolves and brown bears in the forest zone. Mammoths are also gone, but all kinds of bison and wild bulls are also present in marketable quantities. One tonn weight sturgeons and catfish swim in the European rivers. Wild horses and antelopes gallop across the steppes.

You can take with you any equipment that you can carry / drag with your own physical strength. So, what would you take with you to theoretically make your rurvival easier?

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

LifeStraw Water Filter for Hiking and Preparedness

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone besides africans has Neanderthal blood in them. Soon every Neanderthal will have my blood in them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Would you?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I dont *want* to. I have no choice in the matter.
        I *MUST*

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder of the low birth survival, so you'll have to frick them over and over again nonstop for years to get children that might survive.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like my childhood friend from my grandmother's village.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            In Hungary? It's common knowledge that Hungarians are the last genetically pure Neanderthal population.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >british "women"

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >british
            German/Dutch*

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              All of the groups on question are Germanic.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not the Bongs. Even their vocabulary is like 2/3 Romance.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >romancing bong femoids
                Even Prince Harry picked out a finer American speciman version of a woman.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/Q9ZS8eA.png

        Yes.

        Would these holes.

        Reminder of the low birth survival, so you'll have to frick them over and over again nonstop for years to get children that might survive.

        > you'll have to frick them over and over again nonstop for years to get children that might survive
        haha, oh no...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mommy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        OOGAAAAH BOOOOOGAAAH!! WHER ALL CAVE WOMEN AT?

        I'D HIT IT LIKE A CAVEMAN

        I dont *want* to. I have no choice in the matter.
        I *MUST*

        Yes

        https://i.imgur.com/Q9ZS8eA.png

        Yes.

        (SCOTS-IRISH PHENOTYPE
        BASED

        Reminder of the low birth survival, so you'll have to frick them over and over again nonstop for years to get children that might survive.

        THAT ONLY MAKE MY DICK HARDER

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    7.62 Rifle, .22 Handgun, all my camping gear in a 50L bag. It would still suck and I'd probably be dead in a month.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >primitive representatives of the homosexual genus (Hobbits, Denisovans, etc.)
    That's so racist. Denisovans were just as human as you or Austroloids. Wait, oh.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Subhuman rights are human rights!

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wont I just kill everything I have contact with, since they aren't capable of handling the bacteria I have in me, with their immune system? Both man and animal.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Some will survive

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what if you get killed by their bacteria tho

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Disregard homos, acquire saber toothed pussy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      vegana dentada maximus.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        vegana dentada felinus. Sorry.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        vegana dentada felinus. Sorry.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Saber-toothed cats, five-meter cave bears and other typical representatives of the Pleistocene fauna are no longer there
    >Mammoths are also gone
    Once again OP is a homosexual. What the frick is the point of a thread like this if all the cool shit is gone? This is just the world we live in now without humans in it. Gay as frick. Be ashamed of yourself OP.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you tell him! A Ukraine/Russia shill thread died for this!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody brought that up until you did cumdump. Go back to wherever the frick you came from. I celebrate the deaths of Ukraine threads.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so what youre saying is your stuck in Afghanistan again What Do?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably dead within the month regardless of what I do. I'm loading a 50 liter pack with cigarettes and giving them all to the first caveman I manage to find

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