Stryker

They drove full speed into a ditch thinking they were going to jump it didn't they?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

    Sadly, no amount of training or hyper-advance tech can ever prevent soldiers from trying to see if they can do a sick jump.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone I've ever known who's been in an Iltis talks about getting massive airtime in those little fuckers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >see if they can do a sick jump.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure thats what you're supposed to do when going over a trench. You floor it until you go through.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NO. It would probably crawl across that slowly in 8x8.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      With a tracked vehicle.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >With a tracked video
        >Picture clearly shows no tracks

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >misses the previous statement
          >zero reading comprehension
          WE GOT A LIVE ONE.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More likely they didn't see it.

      Nope. You drive into ditch slow, let front wheels fall into it, use traction from rear wheels to push vehicle to the edge and then front wheels crawl up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mmmm, the tracks go over so smooth, it's so satisfying to watch.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yah.....no one in ukraine is driving like that

        they dukes of hazard'd it, and the results are what you would expect

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I bet if they goosed their fancy Kraut adjustable suspension so 2nd axle was maxxed and they took the jump at speed it would work.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just keep replaying the tracks gliding over.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you're a tracked vehicle. Wheeled vehicles take ditches slowly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      With a tracked vehicle.

      I wouldn't be surprised if the driver used to drive a M113 or a BMP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, there is a thing called an Assault Bridge Layer. It makes it possible to drive over the tank trap.
      The USA and the Krauts gave some of these to Ukraine. Maybe the ground forces commanders should use those, and not be retards.
      Higher level command are retards, who could not plan an assault to save their retarded hides.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ban assault bridges

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Be nice if the Ukrainians stopped using the Blyaaaaat! method of doing things.
          My dad always told me to work smarter, not harder!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Its not their property. Breaking stuff early means a short work day.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They managed to rip the front axe off. They got a lesson in physics really quickly. Same as if someone hit a retaining wall going 30+ mph. Some of them might be dead or really badly fucked up.
              Much better ways to get a day off or a medical discharge.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't there portable bridges or something they can use?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You need a bridge for that.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wheel torn off by impact
    Jesus their heads must be ringing after that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Privates gonna Private.

      I mean, it is fucking stupid and practically suicidal.
      HOWEVER, think how fucking epic it would be if it worked.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Honey badger is a mean-ACK"

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how bad you'd get smoked in a non-slav army.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You idiots have obviously never heard of crumple zones.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nato finest tactics. From Crimea in 2 months to Robotyne in 3 months. The cope is massive.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get why the engine compartment is burning so violently.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Allies didn't manage to take Caen on day one? But it seems that was their day one objective? It seems the so called Day Of Der Ds is ofer for zem! I memeber in gut standing of the Republicrat Party from Alabama Länder think we should just give up now and no longer support ze fat Churchill who is embezzling all der Lend Leases und selling Shermans to der Germans.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The Allies didn't manage to take Caen on day one?
        You mean the British and Canadians.
        >Be limeys
        >Monty plans and commands the operation
        >Give British and Canadians the easiest beaches
        >Give Americans the hardest beaches
        >British and Canadians basically walk of their beaches like nothing.
        >Still cannot manage to meet their own objectives.
        British and Canadians fight like old women... always have always well be pussies that lack real aggression.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You were spamming the same shit in another thread. Are you a bot or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >from kyiv in 3 days to ??? in ??? ???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >From Crimea in 2 months
      Where did any official, Ukrainian government news source, Ukrainian government official or Ukrainian pundit on a chat show say this? Because we had all of those saying Kiev to fall in 3 days - hell, we have captured Russian documents stating they expected it to fall within 48hrs - plus the Russian controlled media posting victory articles.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Allies didn't manage to take Caen on day one? But it seems that was their day one objective? It seems the so called Day Of Der Ds is ofer for zem! I memeber in gut standing of the Republicrat Party from Alabama Länder think we should just give up now and no longer support ze fat Churchill who is embezzling all der Lend Leases und selling Shermans to der Germans.

        the Highest ranking general the US military has seen in decades, David Patreaus, literally, in QUOTE
        >"expected the counteroffensive to culminate at the sea of azov after 72hrs, with follow-on attacks in to the hour 96. "
        this was the original, stated goal of the counter-offensive, by the US military, the people that lead, staff, fund, supply and inform the afu on down.
        the US IS THE TOP
        period
        full stop

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          David Petraeus is retired and has been for more than a decade. Like all retired generals he's pretty much a pundit without any more access to real intelligence than you or I have.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >he's pretty much a pundit without any more access to real intelligence than you or I have.
            how can you possibly believe that?
            you cant be serious

            >the Highest ranking general the US military has seen in decades, David Patreaus,
            He was a four star, there's loads of them. It's the highest rank but there'll be at any one time many people holding that rank.

            I'm gonna assume the rest of your post is nonsense too without bothering to check.

            BBC-radio 4 interview. straight from the uk, or (the horses mouth)
            ben wallace wouldnt have let that get out any other way

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >BBC-radio 4 interview. straight from the uk, or (the horses mouth)
              Lets see it then

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the Highest ranking general the US military has seen in decades, David Patreaus,
          He was a four star, there's loads of them. It's the highest rank but there'll be at any one time many people holding that rank.

          I'm gonna assume the rest of your post is nonsense too without bothering to check.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But ziggers have been posting links to supposed high-ranking NATO personnel saying that this current offensive was doomed to failure from the start, so which is it?
          [Verification not required]

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >David Patreaus
          He is retired and knows nothing.
          His sole role in the world is talking shit on news media. If he does not say what the news media wants him to say, then they find another retired general.
          The US Military has nothing to do with this operation.
          If the US Military gave Ukraine the US Marine Corps 3 MEF, then they would be in Moscow trying to write a new stanza to the Marine Corps hymn.
          Ukraine's Military does not have the capabilities of the US Military. Any retired US General or other officer will not know jack shit about Ukraine's capabilities.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Posts Sneed, but really is COPING HARD.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You are the only one posting cope and lies.
              Your beloved Russians are going to lose the war.
              Russia is an international outcast and it will stay that way for another 10 years after Russia loses the war.
              Russia does not have the demographics to get a lot of their fighting age men killed... so good luck to Russia ever recovering. Of course all of the wounded Russians will be treated like shit, because they cannot work to earn money.
              Get ready for crime, suicides, etc to increase in Russia.
              Russia already was a shithole, but Putin will make it worse.
              All of the Russian Government officials' children will take their daddy's stolen money to live like a king in the west, after the war.
              Poor... poor vatniks will be living like animals, but hey it is what they wanted.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >10 years
                Try 100 years

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the Highest ranking general the US military has seen in decades, David Patreaus
          tell me you know nothing about the US military without telling me you know nothing about the US military.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Try to look for said quote
          >Only this thread pops up
          Wow a Russian lies no surprise.

          Even if every single Russian defender had been teleported off the face of the earth there is no way in hell Ukraine would have been able to reach the sea of Azov in 72 hours simply because they would have to stop and check for mines and booby traps along the entire route.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hahaha the offensive is slow
      >superpower on the defensive in a neighboring shithole a year and a half into a 3 day war

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      last time I checked NATO tactics required air superiority first, this is 100% ground and rockets, that's not NATO. This is Ukranians doing Ukranian tactics with NATO vehicles.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >We didn't need roboteen anyway

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ngl, it's so infuriating to see Piggers wasting NATO vehicles with such retardation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They just aren't that good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >waste
      >a stryker
      Nah, no one cares.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's a stryker

        i'd wipe my ass with strykers if i could

        >we didn't wanted Strykers anyway!

        Bro... that's vatnik level cope, don't do that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          dude, it's a stryker

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Strykers are literally disposable husk

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Bro... that's vatnik level cope, don't do that.
          crew survived, all that matters
          its an apc,
          its just there to drop guys off, and fuck off back to cover, remember?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's a stryker

      i'd wipe my ass with strykers if i could

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, you get enjoyment out of it and blame HATO for the gays.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://t.me/supernova_plus/23191
    It's quite spacious underneath though.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I drove a stryker and crossing a trench was never part of the drivers training course run by General Dynamics.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    like you've never flew over a ditch before with an off road 4 wheel drive

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The bloody fuck? We have been waiting for strykers to replace our m113s and these pigfuckers got them first? You glowie gays need to put your service piece, that you never train with, in your mouth and magdump.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >We have been waiting for strykers to replace our m113s and these pigfuckers got them first?
      Who the fuck are you even talking about? Why would anyone want Strykers?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My damn unit glowina.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What are you in the Idaho National Guard or some shit?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What unit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao. You have never served a day in your life.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You fat boomer fuck think your injury at in processing makes you a veteran. You ar15.com surfing gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Manufacturer - General Dynamics Land Systems-Canada
      >Failed bids - Canada
      They're from Canada and they don't even want em.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you are so full of fucking shit, are you also the gay who whined about ukrainians being given m113s and claimed your unit didnt have ampvs yet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice memory chud. And yes my unit does not have some gay ass vehicles because your gape mouthed contractors fucked us over shipping some of our m113s that havent still been replaced. None of us have seen a lateral fucking transfer of your queermosexual ampvs filled with whatever genderfluid you stock them with. So take your pentamoron pass and shove it up your ass.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You are brown, and a never served.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/PsXyemo.png

            Just be aware that we have a brown jannie from /chug/ now.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Had one for months. A guy I know got a week ban on PrepHole for calling somebody a pajeet (PrepHole promptly started calling them jeets, which gets around it, also, mods don't ban if you call them 'wogs')

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Indians aren’t fucking wogs you dipshit
                Meds are wogs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nato finest tactics. From Crimea in 2 months to Robotyne in 3 months. The cope is massive.

      ngl, it's so infuriating to see Piggers wasting NATO vehicles with such retardation.

      These are all the same guy, most likely.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you lie Rajesh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The bloody fuck?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >we

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honey badger's a mean bitch sir

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did they know the trench/ tank trap was there?
    Always nice to see 18 to 22 year old fuck-ups doing what they do best: destroying shit in foolish ways. Happens in every Army.
    Send it back to Poland to be sent back to the GD factory in Canada.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >YEEEEEHAAAAAAAWWW!!!

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This oddly reminds me of the stories my Opa told me. He was Dutch and after the war was conscripted, like most European nations, and he told me that giving a bunch of teenagers access to military equipment lead to all sorts of hilarious havoc.

    He had a great time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >my Opa was a nazi pidar.

      aehm.. what is your narrative sir?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm retarded, did they actually manage to knock a wheel off the axle?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stop the presses! young men in big trucks/tanks do dumb shit!

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Russians celebrating that Ukraine controls part of their Surivikin line?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They are advancing too slowly which means that Russia is winning.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It tells a lot when ziggergrams ignore the drone step and immediately show a disabled uke vehicle already behind Ukrainian lines

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