>*strikes you smartly on the cheek with a velvet glove*

>*strikes you smartly on the cheek with a velvet glove*

>"Sir, you have besmirched my honor as a gentleman of good standing! I challenge you to a duel!"

As custom dictates, you as the challenged may select the weapons of choice for the duel. What do you select?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you guys are just going to frot it out?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As god intended

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Standard homosex etiquette is that the man with the smaller dick is the bottom.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know about power bottoms or futa twinks
          NGMI, NGL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ^this guy's dick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Duel turns to kinky romance

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Davy Crockett, from 5 paces away

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >velvet glove
    POOFTER

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FG-42

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A four door sedan.
    https://www.thevintagenews.com/2022/08/12/broderick-car-accident/amp/

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whoever can eat the most cheeseburge WINS...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How big? Are we talking Mickey D’s or 5 guys? Doesn’t matter I am going to win

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, you think cheeseburger is your ally. But you merely adopted it; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see real food until I was already a man

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    COW PIES AT SEVEN PACES
    OR A SABER DUAL ON A two foot by 8 foot plank.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As an English gentleman of equal standing, I chose the only appropriate weapon to settle our quarrel, a sabre.

      My bros. Saber dueling is truly the manliest form of fencing.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Uses steel gauntlent to backhand the prissy bastard

    I choose an active Davy Crockett.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reap the whirlwind, motherfucker.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Typically low-power 1-shot pistols with capacity to wound but not kill would be the choice. But what fun is that.

      Beat me to it.

      https://i.imgur.com/MFa1l20.jpg

      Pic rel, at 800m. Odds are he won't know how to operate it and even if he does, I'll still likely win.

      Savage Axis .308s at 500 yards. If I can't win that, all my precision rifle training has been for nothing and I should just die anyways.

      Big brain solutions here.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As an English gentleman of equal standing, I chose the only appropriate weapon to settle our quarrel, a sabre.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not a quarterstaff
      My God man you're practically French

      Billiard cues. I’m 6’5”. I’ll whack this fucker before he can even reach me

      This anon very nearly got it

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you guys should watch The Duelists, realistic sword fights/duels and a cool historical backdrop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've watched it some months ago, it's great.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Polish mace because prissy ass class boi here probably knows how to use a fancy ass sword well, so let's play beating stick time.

    No pretty scars or noblegayry, just chunks of decently balanced metal breaking people.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic rel, at 800m. Odds are he won't know how to operate it and even if he does, I'll still likely win.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hmmm that mountain looks familiar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give it a chance.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only love is with us now
        Something warm and puuure
        Find the strength within ourselves
        No need for a cure

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW
          AND THE FIRE'S HOT
          THE VULTURE WAITS
          TO SEE WHAT ROTS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a gun so easy to operate it has been in service for almost a century
      >yet grunts still manage to fuck it up
      Sad tbh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't tell you how many times the safety at the range freaked out when I let the bolt slam forward. Even though I kept telling everyone it's not a 240 and it doesn't fire from an open bolt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >at 800m
      As dictated by the Code Duello of 1777, the official dueling protocol for officers in the 18th century, the challenged gets to decide the arms and field of battle, the challenger the range.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      see

      https://i.imgur.com/ByVNXJn.jpg

      >at 800m
      As dictated by the Code Duello of 1777, the official dueling protocol for officers in the 18th century, the challenged gets to decide the arms and field of battle, the challenger the range.

      and know I accept your terms at 2 yards range.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He'll still beat you because he'll be able to remove the barrel and beat you to death more quickly than you can bring the gun to a fireable condition.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He'll still beat you because he'll be able to remove the barrel and beat you to death more quickly than you can bring the gun to a fireable condition.

        I'm 6'2 and 200 lbs so beating you to death with the barrel is probably a tactic I'd employ.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ma duece

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too late, also no pic from you actually using it lol. Get rekt

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pistols at now!

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you select?
    Joyeuse

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So be it. Edging at dawn!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish you wouldn't call it that. When you use estocs it's poking.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An estoc is a massive, two handed anti-armor thrusting sword. Why the fuck would a gentleman dualist use one of those?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why the fuck would a gentleman dualist use one of those?
          Why would you not afford you opponent armor? You should always be as safe as possible when poking someone.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            An estoc is a massive, two handed anti-armor thrusting sword. Why the fuck would a gentleman dualist use one of those?

            >Thrusting into someone unarmored with your shaft
            Come on, dude. That's not safe. Use protection.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salpinx, with the official ancient Olympic rules for the duel.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I whip out a set of brass knucks and turn that limey’s ribs into marinara then nick his wallet

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sword sticks bought at an umbrella stand

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic rel, at 20m. Odds are he won't know how to operate it and even if he does, I'll still likely win.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tsar bombas, 50 feet distance

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Klondike bar

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The obvious answer is Tzar Bombas

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NAAs at midnight, 25 yards
    Of course we'll both miss all our shots, but we'll both preserve our honor, and the score will be settled

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true gentleman

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic rel, at 20m. Odds are he won't know how to operate it and even if he does, I'll still likely win.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pic rel, at 20m. Odds are he won't know how to operate it and even if he does, I'll still likely win.

      >dies to back blast from him fumbling with it on the walk out
      Overconfidence is a quick and insidious killer.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Each person gets 3 bricks of C4 with detonators.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you combined it with a maze, that would make for a killer game of real-life bomberman.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Empty Bic lighters in a locked phone booth.

    It’s not about winning, it’s about sending a message.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I at least want to have fun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those shoukder fired .5p cals are pure sex.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Serbu 50, and 1 SLAP round each.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Top hat and suit, gold watch, proper cane, polished shoes
    Golden Engraved dueling pistols
    11 PM
    Chicago inner city

    I just dont show up and watch the news tomorrow

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s brick time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is never brick time. Bricks don't need appointments. Bricks are the appointment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that an assault brick m8?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree sir, but only if each brick is on two foot of rope. Brick flails are the weaon of the true gentleman.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's your stance on brickchaku, three-section brick-staffs, and the fabled cat-o-nine-bricks?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't have to be this exact dagger but an equivalent double edge dagger.

    Fucked up when he showed me he wore velvet gloves, see his posh ass fight off a 6'3 rough framer with a knife.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    draw and shout HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR ME HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR ME
    fire mouse carry gun
    /thread

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actual fencing but instead of pussy first blood rules its to the death so I can stab his smug ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're literally Lt Feraud

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ready your duel disk, knave.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Loser has to go to the shadow realm.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Loser has to go to the shadow realm.
        But what if already live in Bosnia?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then we settle this batchall the old-fashioned way. I bid a single Summoner-M.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stravag, I bid a single point of elementals ,freebirth filth!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >a single point of elementals
              Since I cannot find any battlemechs in the Jade Falcon inventory with an individual BV as low as a single point of Elementals, I downsize my bid to three Kestrel VTOLs.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I bid a company of Long Tom Artillery. We meet at Grid reference 113886. Just wait around at that point if I'm a little late, will you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But what if already live in Bosnia?
          fuck off; it's not so bad here as long as you ignore the corruption and wars, and the shitty drivers, and maybe fewer bears would be nice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you don't even have blue eyes white dragon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're right. I play Ojamas.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >de-spell land of ojamas
          >whole deck is fucked

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gotta keep a few non-Ojama generics in your main and/or extra decks in case the opponent somehow manages to kill all 3 copies of Ojama Country.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Noooo that's the Mexico of Asia!

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Roman candles.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s gotta Robot Jox me.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I expect I'm stronger than him pound for pound since I've been lifting for a long time. But no doubt he's better with any martial weapon. What's my best choice for brute strength to win? Shoving match on a skyscraper or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cage, so you can corner and headlock, then just hug until he stops wriggling.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Carrying of and quick draw of a firearm from concealment, effective immediately.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honour*

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The humble newspaper. No sense getting all roughed up over such a trifle, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >death from a thousand papercuts
      Absolutely horrifying.

      Anyways, I'll choose a flamethrower.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Urumi sword whip. Neither of us know how to use it but we'll have fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a retard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/U20WQaf.jpg

      I'm a retard

      >fun
      It looks extremely painful for everyone involved.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only kind of duel where you will probably draw first blood on yourself

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're big guys

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          for you

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cast fist

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sledgehammers on the beach at high tide.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I chose the banjo!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not the bagpipes
      I am disappoint.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone knows real pirates duel with insults, banjos are for landlubbers and washouts.

        >these morons not knowing about duelling banjos

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Doesn't get the reference

          Everyone knows real pirates duel with insults, banjos are for landlubbers and washouts.

          Gets the reference

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone knows real pirates duel with insults, banjos are for landlubbers and washouts.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a perfect opportunity to force some to let me practice with my favorite incredibly niche weapon that’s only still relevant because a knife can’t really be irrelevant

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spud gun

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Suicide vest, isis style

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F22s.

    We'd probably both crash and die but at least it'd make a good webm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it'd make a good webm
      Really? Let's see :
      >Failed take-off attempt
      >Stall (or runway excursion if you're lucky)
      >Crash
      >Die
      Indeed, that'll make a good webm to watch

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shockwaves

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doubt it

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AFAIK the whole point of duelling pistols was that they weren't all that accurate. They were already technically outdated by the time when duels were still common.

    Every party got one shot and there was a good chance that neither would score a hit in which case the duel would be "done" and whatever offense to the duelists honor would be "satisfied".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually duelling pistols were particularly accurate and well-maintained.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, and I hate the stereotype that they weren't. If a man had cause to believe that the argument was pointless he could choose to miss, but this was very rare. Would duelling actually have been outlawed if people shot to miss most of the time? No. If you respected your opponent you shot to kill, unless you had reason to believe that you and he secretly agreed but needed to save face. This was very rare. In duels, people die. If you truly believe that a smoothbore flintlock pistol can't shoot straight at twenty paces (ten paces each) then I challenge you to to stand still and let me shoot at you with a smoothbore flintlock pistol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a retarded nogunz meme. Everything in that box, and the design of the pistols, bespeaks its dedication to throwing a ball where it's intended to go, according to the knowledge of the times.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone says this but I've seen actual demonstrations of flintlock pistols and they're plenty accurate for shooting someone at the ranges most duels are portrayed at.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lochaber Axes at dawn good sir. Looser is getting fucked in the arse, and I never loose.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ach, what a braw young lad! Look at those stompers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lochaber Axes
      why do bongs need separate words for things? That's a bardiche and an expat is an emigrant. And clicketys clacketies are personal computers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lochaber axes do not derive from russian axes. And expats usually go abroad for a limited time, not forever.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It comes from Scottish Gaelic, so not exactly bongs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >an expat is an emigrant
        No, it's a white emigrant with money.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Looser is getting fucked in the arse, and I never loose.
      Sounds like your are already loose from getting fucked in the ass and you probably want to lose

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic rel, at 20m. Odds are he won't know how to operate it and even if he does, I'll still likely win.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The correct way to operate a murdercube is to loan it to a museum or art gallery. Judging by his appearance, he probably has more (and higher-positioned) contacts than you. You're stuck with a lump of permanently deactivated steel, meanwhile he has a money printer. You lose this duel, Strelok.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you wouldn't get it

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10 megaton nuclear warheads.
    If you're gonna go, go big.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crossbows at 50 paces

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>*strikes you smartly on the cheek with a velvet glove*

    I always felt that people who actually slapped others with their glove were especially seething ninnies who could not conduct themselves as gentlemen. The proper way to initiate the invitation is to offer the removed glove to offender or if you're old school, you'd throw the glove on the ground for them to pick it up. At some point, throwing the glove on the ground became throwing it at the guy to slapping them with it. Even if no glove is involved, it was common to insult the offender verbally or with gestures. It was all done to bait the offender into accepting a duel because the challenger is being an ungentlemanly gay under pretenses of civility.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The whole point of slapping is that it was *not* the right thing to do...

      Anyway. I find it more fascinating how offering a glove, which was a sign of surrender in the Middle Ages, somehow became a sign of challenge.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > I find it more fascinating how offering a glove, which was a sign of surrender in the Middle Ages, somehow became a sign of challenge.

        During the medieval times, it was knights doing the dueling and they'd wear gauntlets. They literally threw down the guantlet on the ground to issue a challenge. Eventually knights stopped wearing gauntlets and/or non-knighted nobility got in on dueling so the glove replaced the guantlet.

        I'm not familiar with offering a glove meaning surrender, though.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I challenge him to a game of soggy sayo

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AR-15, before that 19th century homo can work out how to rack it I’ll put a dozen bullets through him

    Fuck you bong gay

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Armstrong Whitworth 4 pounder cannonette, of course.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rochambeau then from half a pace.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mac-10 at 20 paces, I wouldn't want either of us getting hurt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Three sword style katanas.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pull out my CC Glock and plug a few in his face. Duel settled.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I dunno man, he looks like he's pretty familiar with one of those.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll use my own body, to ensure fairness I'll strip down to my underwear and he'll get off that jabroni outfit, then I'll show him who's the boss of this gym

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Full auto deagle
    The obvious answer.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I decline the challenge because I don't want to die!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pussying out
      >pussying out from fighting him
      Anon he could throw up the same amount of resistance as wet cardboard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I propose a challenge as to who can kill

      the fastest

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oral creampie

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Psychological Warfare. My attack has already begun.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meth and a large rock

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Agree to his challenge. Say a game of darts. Loser makes a formal apology. Were not barbarians who kill one another over such frivolous things.

    Shoot him in the back when he turns to leave.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >guy challenges you to a 1v1 duel of swords
    >shows up in his normal gay coat
    >you show up in 300 year old "outdated armor"
    your move lad

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fists. I lift and do basic boxing so I can rape 99.9% of gen pop. Near 0 risk of getting seriously hurt

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Billiard cues. I’m 6’5”. I’ll whack this fucker before he can even reach me

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imma steal a page out of The Baroque Cycle for this one.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s some for your lady friend too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That my briefcase?

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Biggest shit by volume wins. Loser consumes both poos.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you get prep time?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Let's make it interesting and say 5 days. It forces the competitors to be strategic. Too much cramming and you die of ripping your anus open and bleeding out. Not enough and you're eating piles of bloody stool.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *immediately cowboy draw my king cobra and blast him*
    i feared for my life and acted in self defense

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I challenge him to a game of Uno.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic rel at decempeda
    Odds are he won't know how to operate it and even if he does, I'll still likely win.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He can get whatever sword he wants and I get a 12g shotgun and we start at 10 paces (each) away.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I end him rightly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well memed my fellow white

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literal glowie

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Battlemechs.

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sabres, as a compliment to the cavalry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least you'll be killed responsibly, on horseback.

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black powder cannon at 2000 yards

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we duel using pallet jacks.

    i have used them a lot so i think i can win.

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my multiple african american associates promptly physically assault him and remove items of value from his person before fleeing on foot.

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the gentleman has some old timey Japanese clothes, we are going full weeaboo for this duel and using classical Yumi

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >”Very well, my slave shall participate in my stead.”

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sniiiiiiiif
    >okay, what about... a dogfight
    >you and me, both in me163
    >whoever is dissolved by the fuel first, loses

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >try to take off
      >skid damages your fuel lines
      >you get dissolved by T-Stoff leaking into your cockpit

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Claw hammers at midnight you push cunt

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bundyldo

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The arena shall be a big field with a bunch of holes the size of kiddie pools dug in it and we each get like 15 frag grenades

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dueling
    Just shoot him in the back when he walks away and be done with it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuck she was so hot in that movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dueling is legal in this scenario, shoot him in the back and you'll be executed as a coward and retard, which you are.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh cowardice
        Let me pour one out for all those honorable men rotting in the ground while I enjoy the rest of my life. If I have to feel bad for the rest of my days because I dropped some retard like a bad habit, so be it. That's a damn sight more than they'll be able to do.

        If my life is on the line, you can be goddamn sure that I'm not going to stand on pageantry. It's win or die, and I'll do everything in my power to tip the scales in my favor. You're a moron to do otherwise.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro moment

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I enjoy the rest of my life
          bitch can you read? he said you'd be executed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can read just fine, I just don't care for contrivances on top of contrivances.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But it's only one contrivance you fucking retard, the literal scenario of the thread presupposes that dueling is the norm. In which case, you'd be killed if you refused a duel only to shoot a man in the back you massive autist.

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, let me make the first move.
    I activate the magic card pot of greed, which lets ne draw 2 cards from my deck

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Savage Axis .308s at 500 yards. If I can't win that, all my precision rifle training has been for nothing and I should just die anyways.

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SMLEs at 200 yards 10 rounds a piece.

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic rel, an hour before dawn
    Odds are he doesn't know how to operate it. And even if he does, he'll still likely lose.

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Loudly scream “ALLAHU AKBAR!”
    >*hose him down with MAC-11 concealed under my jacket in a shoulder holster*

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Start violently jacking off in front of him.

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We'll go to the sky, good sir.

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dohfight between two airliners with a GAU 8-A in the nose. start off opposite but no firing during initial pass

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being a gentlemen of good standing I accept your challenge.
    Can you ride? Are you familiar with the M20 75 mm recoilless rifle?

    If so I will see you at dawn or at a time of your choosing

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hydrogen bombs at dawn. In london. He'll be told what they are and how devastating the effects will be if one goes off.
    Then we can sit and stare at eachother and maybe he'll forfeit and reconsider slapping random people. Or we get rid of the eternal anglo.

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon dildos

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baseball bats and roller skates

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The duel commences as the bass of "Boogie Wonderland" reverberates
      >I glide across the ballroom, as if I'm floating
      >I taunt you with a graceful pirouette and proceed to skate backwards in circles around you
      >All of a sudden, a hickory shape flashes in front of your eyes
      >*donk*

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sir I am most happy to oblige you in your request for satisfaction but I would suggest that we let our mandingos take care of the bulk of the unpleasantness for us while we enjoy some mint juleps and molasses pie! What do you say, your biggest baddest buck against my Chauncey here? I have to warn you he's had quite a few bouts and he's never lost a one...but I suppose that goes without saying.

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ruger Vaqueros in .44 mag

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a cut of fuckable meat

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fish.

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big bowls of chili. We pull each others fingers and fart, first one to besmirch their undergarments loses.

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i stab him with my broken scrumpy bottle and steal his hat

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tokarev with hammer pulled back

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your Mudda

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK. Does anyone have a photo or remember the name of that Alaskan kiddie pool filled with hotdogs that they make scantily clad women wrestle in.
    I was gonna have my duel there but it’s been scrubbed from the internet. Must be some kind of glowie cover up.

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sledgehammers, at the five foot water mark of Lake Pontchartrain.

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