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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the storm shadow is approaching the kerch bridge

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    W...we named it ironically guys. You didn't get it... That's it.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah what a gay name, should've been "insert bunch of frickin letters and numbers here".

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the ultimate life form

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"storm shadow"
    Yes.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is a Storm- weapon gap
    We cannot allow the Nazis to have all the storm weapons

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >teleports behind you
    >nothing personnel, bridge

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >global hawk

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Storm Shadow"
    "Skyflash"
    "Brimstone"
    "Sea Eagle"
    "Grand Slam"

    Britain has been a total shitshow for the last 50 years but at least they kept their most important tradition alive, choosing the most fricking rad Gerry Anderson names for missiles.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      grand slam sounds like a gay porno title
      brimstone is decent, it's not like hellfire is much different

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not super testosterone original XBOX fps tier manly man name, but it's so quaintly bri'ish. There is a theatricality to that name.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It feels more like the name of a video game.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It originates from a card game.
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contract_bridge

          https://i.imgur.com/m1HdLQ6.jpg

          america:
          >house resolution 171/22 has authorised the deployment of the m1 rocket to the theatre of operations aboard the USS john smith

          britain:
          >BY ORDER OF HIS MAJESTY'S GOVERNMENT, THE STORM SHADOW SHALL BE DEPLOYED ABOARD THE HMS INVINCIBLE

          >BREAKING NEWS: Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov sank by a Storm Shadow missile carried by HMS homosexual

          >*HEARTS OF OAK INTENSIFIES*

          https://i.imgur.com/tsDMvJM.jpg

          british homies just ripping off Baneblade variants now huh?

          why did they name their missile after a 12 year olds deviant art ARC?

          No, American cartoons.

          Brimstone is like a more classy version of hellfire

          >Brimstone is like a more classy version of hellfire
          There's nothing classier or more British than a Biblical allusion.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They should start naming their weapons after foods
        Bangers and Mash
        Spotted Dick
        Mushy Peas
        Bubble and Squeak
        Eton Mess.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw your ship gets sank by HMS Lincolnshire Sausage

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Although Carrot Cake's crew were able to bring the fires under control, she was unable to continue operations due to the significant damage sustained, and was forced to make a withdrawal from the battle. The enemy ships in this engagement had been forced to distance themselves from their main fleet during maneuvers, however, and her sister ships Bakewell Tart and Rhubarb Crumble were able to exploit this limited support to draw them northwards, entering range of Stuffed Chine and Melton Mowbray Pork Pie's 99 Flake torpedoes.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >BREAKING NEWS: Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov sank by a Storm Shadow missile carried by HMS homosexual

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Remminder that the Admiral Smokey has been in for repairs for over 5 years and they only JUST (2 months ago) got her back to be sea worthy enough to leave dry dock. Cuurent estimate is for mid 2024 to be back in service...we'll see. Still holding out for a third fire and maybe some kind of wildlife related mishap.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I unironically support this

          >HMS freddo launched a salvo of yorkie AShMs and sank 2 russian vessels in the black se

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Part and Parcel

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          HMS Butter Chicken,
          HMS Blood Pudding
          HMS Fish (carrying a flight of Chips-class ASW drones)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not naming your torpedo bubble and squeak

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was a ten ton earthquake bomb used in World War 2- what did you expect, the Frickerdickerc**tinboom?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Frickerdickerc**tinboom?
          Yes, never heard a better name

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only somewhat related but this photo of... I think they're FBI guys from the 90s? Looks like gay porn in the making.

        https://i.imgur.com/v9C57PW.jpg

        Top kek.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/rO2WkTk.jpg

        "Storm Shadow"
        "Skyflash"
        "Brimstone"
        "Sea Eagle"
        "Grand Slam"

        Britain has been a total shitshow for the last 50 years but at least they kept their most important tradition alive, choosing the most fricking rad Gerry Anderson names for missiles.

        Grand Slam belongs to Denny's and Denny's alone.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          22,000lbs of pre MOAB, MOAB.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit Show

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brimstone is like a more classy version of hellfire

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      grand slam sounds like a gay porno title
      brimstone is decent, it's not like hellfire is much different

      Grand Slam?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget Starstreak

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the last 50 years
      >Spitfire
      >Hurricane
      >Gladiator
      >Sea Gladiator
      >Sea Hurricane
      >Whirlwind

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like to add Firestreak, Thunderbird and Sea Wolf.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not liking those names
      Anon you are a homosexual

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Immediately what I thought what we were talking about

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >joint stars

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >joint advanced this
      >joint tactical that
      >joint joint joint

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I support changing joint to bong

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    america:
    >house resolution 171/22 has authorised the deployment of the m1 rocket to the theatre of operations aboard the USS john smith

    britain:
    >BY ORDER OF HIS MAJESTY'S GOVERNMENT, THE STORM SHADOW SHALL BE DEPLOYED ABOARD THE HMS INVINCIBLE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      America:
      >We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

      Britain:
      >...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >1215
        England :
        >FIRST, THAT WE HAVE GRANTED TO GOD, and by this present charter have confirmed for us and our heirs in perpetuity, that the English Church shall be free, and shall have its rights undiminished, and its liberties unimpaired. That we wish this so to be observed, appears from the fact that of our own free will, before the outbreak of the present dispute between us and our barons, we granted and confirmed by charter the freedom of the Church's elections - a right reckoned to be of the greatest necessity and importance to it - and caused this to be confirmed by Pope Innocent III. This freedom we shall observe ourselves, and desire to be observed in good faith by our heirs in perpetuity.

        >TO ALL FREE MEN OF OUR KINGDOM we have also granted, for us and our heirs for ever, all the liberties written out below, to have and to keep for them and their heirs, of us and our heirs:

        >Magna Carta, 1215

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You left out the best part of Magna Carta, which is still part of English Common Law today:

          >XXIX. NO Freeman shall be taken or imprisoned, or be disseised of his Freehold, or Liberties, or free Customs, or be outlawed, or exiled, or any other wise destroyed; nor will We not pass upon him, nor condemn him, but by lawful judgment of his Peers, or by the Law of the land. We will sell to no man, we will not deny or defer to any man either Justice or Right

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Legalities are only as good as the threats that back them up.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You left out the best part of Magna Carta, which is still part of English Common Law today:

          >XXIX. NO Freeman shall be taken or imprisoned, or be disseised of his Freehold, or Liberties, or free Customs, or be outlawed, or exiled, or any other wise destroyed; nor will We not pass upon him, nor condemn him, but by lawful judgment of his Peers, or by the Law of the land. We will sell to no man, we will not deny or defer to any man either Justice or Right

          Fun fact: the chaplain of one of the main leaders of the rebellion (Robert Fitzwalter) that brought England the Magna Carta, ended up being an emissary of the Mongol Empire as it invaded Europe over twenty years later.

          The chaplain, also named Robert, remained excommunicated and exiled, because priests were specifically excluded from pardons after the rebellion - the pope had forbidden priests from joining the rebels, and this was used by the papal ambassasor to do a purge among disobedient priests in England.

          The exiled chaplain joined the Knights Templar, went on the Fifth Crusade (as did Robert Fitzwalter, but he got sick and returned to England), fought in Egypt, then during a lull in fighting he got in trouble over gambling, which got him expelled from the Knights Templar. Disgraced and destitute, he went East... and met the Mongols, who were going in the other direction.

          Twenty years later he returned to Europe as an emissary of the Mongol Army that smashed Hungary and was preparing to smash the rest of the continent. He was a translator and went around European courts to demand submission to the Great Khan. However, the Mongols ended withdrawing because said Great Khan just died and the generals wanted to take part in the power struggle, and the chaplain-turned-emissary got captured with a Mongol scouting party in Austria during the withdrawal. We know of him because he was interrogated and executed, and we have inquisitorial reports of his interrogation.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That was really interesting, thanks anon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Britain:
        >But sir, we must prefer our respect unto God and to the Kingdom above any respect whatsoever; and although at this present many of us, if not all of us, are severely threatened by some of your party; yet we do here declare that we shall not decline or forbear the doing of our Duty in the administration of Justice, even to your self.
        ...
        >That though we should not be delivered from those bloody hands and hearts who conspire the overthrow of the Kingdom in general and of our selves in particular, for being actors in this great work of Justice; though I say we should perish in the work, yet by the grace and in the strength of God, we are resolved to go on with it.
        ...
        >That the said Charles Stuart as a Tyrant, Traitor, Murderer, and a public Enemy, shall be put to death, by severing his Head from his Body.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the USS john smith
      I lost
      good bants as always

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    To be fair Constitution is a good one for the double meaning of both the physical quality and the document
    Personally I'm of the opinion that the true big dick energy move is to not give your ships names at all and just assign them numbers: taken at face value it's not as imposing as the likes of Warspite, but there's something profound in the implication that your fleet is just so big that there's not enough words in the dictionary to name them all.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also like Ike, and yeah Constitution is good
      I wish we didn't name everything after presidents though, it means at some point we're getting a USS Bush, USS Obama, and USS Trump. All three sound some variation of quite stupid

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looking forward to the USS George Floyd and the USS #protecttranskids myself.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        We dont always. I think we'll just shift towards naming shit after the guy who gives you 40 trillion dollars over his 80 years on the appropriations committee. pic related
        or after diversity hire generals who nobody knows and who havent won any wars/

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          w-what happens if you fall into the hatch

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        USS Trump is Checkmate-tier. Not that bad, but the association ruins it in this case. Can we have a Royal Flush? If we ever get into a fight with a monarchy it'll be great.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bush the First already has a Nimitz-class named after him. Nixon never got any ships so it's likely Trump won't either, especially if any of his criminal charges stick.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Odds of a USS Yuge?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe a USS Therapist?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh true, forgot Bush Sr has one already
          damn, my complaint with him and Obama is just that their names sounds kinda dumb attached to a warship. Nothing against either of them record-wise, they're just not intimidating/a bit goofy sounding.
          Trump is actually a pretty cool name for a warship, but yeah the problem there is more the bad press. Completely disregarding internal politics, no foreigners are going to be excited to see the Trump pull up. The international community fricking despised the man, it's just shitty PR.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Uss Trump pulls up to dock
            >Its full of mexicans
            >Ship motto is "Some are nice people"

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know someone is just waiting for his chance to name a weapon the Sephiroth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give it another decade and we just might see that coming out of Japan

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was annoyed by how bad nato names for soviet/russian systems were. But turns out they're just shit at naming in general.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except for the MiG 15, they named it correctly.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        named it after OP

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with this inorganic attempt to start a fight between Americans and Bongs? You nigs getting nervous over a few British missiles? lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seething thirdies false flagging, and cases of severe autism

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    british homies just ripping off Baneblade variants now huh?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bane?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a big tank

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          UUUU

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not UWU
            one fricking job

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you're saying that we still need Felllord, Helllord, and Shadowhammer

      >fullmelta tank, full flamer tank, and an infiltrated tank

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >full flamer tank

        They got that one already

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wasn't the only one that thought about this, then.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ajax
    >Warrior
    >Storm Shadow
    What will his next obsession be?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You kid, but did you know the Iranians use the same three names for everything in their arsenal?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it sounds fine when you say it in British.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      'stoim shaydow'

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you think bongoloids speak?
        I don't know they have a single accent or dialect that would pronounce it like that, moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          cope, bong

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nta but, obligatory post hands turdie

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do buck tooth tea sipping limeys occupy so much space in your fragile mind
            Post teeth, let's see if some you're the bastard spawn if some bongoloid who raped your prostitute mother

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nta but, obligatory post hands turdie

              oh boy, the /misc/ newbies are seething

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok rajesh

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                why would you think I'm from London, based on what I've posted so far?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit's rad I don't care what anybody says.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did they name their missile after a 12 year olds deviant art ARC?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ukraine has been asking for longer range weapons for months, nobody provides them except Britain, why am I not shocked

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not wanting to name your weapon systems like they're (or outright is in this case) a GI Joe character.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love these cool names. Storm Shadow is cool and anyone who says otherwise must be a thirdy. SDB-2 is called Storm Breaker but everyone just refers to it as SDB-2 — because Small Diameter Bomb is packed with soul, right?

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vatnik's coping mechanism after being blown up is "well the name is cringe!"

    lol
    lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's cringe
      Big words coming from the guys who had the Butcher of Aleppo and General Armageddon on their side.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 pounder
    >doesnt weigh 6 pounds
    the frick bongs?

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many "Avengers" have the americans had?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 with more movies on the way since that is the only slop westies will watch.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leave the Kerch Bridge to me!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Qb1Emtk.png

      It originates from a card game.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contract_bridge

      [...]
      [...]
      >*HEARTS OF OAK INTENSIFIES*

      [...]
      [...]
      No, American cartoons.

      [...]
      >Brimstone is like a more classy version of hellfire
      There's nothing classier or more British than a Biblical allusion.

      https://i.imgur.com/v9C57PW.jpg

      My deepest belief is that the based Gen X GIJoe enjoyer UK MIC managers had this primarily in mind

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would be the next step in supplying Ukraine after Storm Shadows?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      White flags for inevitable defeat.
      NATO governments are just delaying the inevitable and spilling more dill blood for profit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I meant to Ukraine. russoids will have to find their own white piece of clothes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just send the fricking typhoons already we all know the planes will fly eventually

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >M4 Sherman
    based
    >M4 Medium or just M4
    cringe
    everything best came out from combining standards, simple as
    The only thing worse was the habit of bongs not giving "Mark" to actual combat model but also any prototype testbed factory never-saw-a-german thing, so you end up with Valentines III being replaced by Valentines VIII.

    wtf Churchill, where's Valentines IV-VII
    no, "ay boss we replaced the irrelevant thing also the other thingy is now pointing other way so it's now Valentine V troops will love it" doesn't count

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still ten times better than the fricking Lancet or Pantsueer

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >star streak
    Oof. Bongs are not very good at cool names arent they?

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry we didn't call it a GMAGVLAARMAAG-12 or whatever your equivalent is

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anglo names were always peak cringe. Thunder Cougar Falcon Bird.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Le SCALP-EG (acronyme de « Système de croisière conventionnel autonome à longue portée » et d'« Emploi général »), anciennement « Arme de précision tirée à grande distance », est un missile de croisière développé fin 1994 par Matra et British Aerospace puis fabriqué par MBDA2.
    >La version britannique est baptisée Storm Shadow.
    lmao

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thankfully nobody was ever cheesy enough to name their warbirds shit like 'Falcon' or 'Eagle' right?

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like by this point it should be a well entrenched position that weapons designed in the UK should have dramatic names.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish American planes had ironic names kind of like the whole Maus/Goliath thing the germans did.
    >Lockheed Martin unveiled it's contender for 6th generation fighter today, the "Fancy Pigeon".

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Système de croisière conventionnel autonome à longue portée
    >General Purpose Long-Range Cruise Missile
    Kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      US Congress has *nothing* compared to the French Military when it comes to backronyms

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rapeyer. As if the bongs weren’t rapey enough already

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >storm shadow
    based

    More weapons need to have tacticool mall ninja names.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Still no mention of the based boy.

    >DREADNOUGHT

    Frick you lot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Warspite" is also a fricking hardcore name. Most British bomb vessels had sickass names too, just take a look: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bomb_vessels_of_the_Royal_Navy

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Storm Shadow
    When did Cobra join the fight?

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >attack 'ems

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >""

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Missed opportunity for banter.

    Sheep Shagger would have been better. Imagine the media having to constantly report that a bunch of Russians got killed by a sheep shagger.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Vangaurd
    >Audasious
    Subs got some cool names too
    >Jimpy
    For gpmg kek

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