Starting a new job at a hunting store this week

What do I need to know?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will deal with absolute retards, learn to just nod along and not correct their stupidity or you'll have to deal with them for an hour

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Memorize the phrase "Heh never knew that", you will need it with people like mentioned.
      If someone thinks he knows what he needs just sell it to him because he won't appreciate advice anyways.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Know when to shut up. You can absolutely talk yourself out of a sale.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What do I need to know?
    go to school and get a different job

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're still working customer service but instead of bitchy women it's stubborn old men suffer through the retards and just use their fuddisms to make sales say shit like .300 blk is just having an ar that shoots ak rounds

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steven Rinella is a twink gay

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prepare for an endless supply of annoying people. Not because they are gun guys, but because they are customers. Congratulations, you are in retailer hell. Acquire zen-like self control or get out of there.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >working at a sporting goods/hunting store over 2 summers
    >store is within walking distance of district 8 housing
    >the homeless dig through our dumpsters every night
    >get put on gun/knife counter
    >obvi can't sell guns, you need a manager for that shit, but just answer the most basic fudd questions imaginable and show people stuff
    >the dumbest and sketchiest people in the store all gravitate towards this counter
    >mexicans.png
    >one day, dude walks in
    >the epitome of a fucking schizo
    >smells like complete shit
    >scratching his wrists and neck
    >asks me "ay bro can I see that 22 on the wall?
    >I ask "are you a felon?" as instructed by my manager as most of these people are retards
    >"I mean...yeah"
    >jesus christ
    >"no man, you cant hold the guns"
    >decide to leave it at that
    >he just says aight and goes around the store
    >steals a bunch of camping shit and leaves

    Working gun counter sucks, be aware of that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >steals a bunch of camping shit and leaves

      You just let him take it? Why didn't you tackle him or something?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You just let him take it? Why didn't you tackle him or something?

        are you retarded.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you? That guy fucking stole from you and let him. Bitch move.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why didn't you tackle him or something?
        Not my problem

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Retards will flag you.

        As the man who trained me said, “ Everything in this building is insured. I’ll carry it out to the car for them if they want. The one thing this fat boy doesn’t do is lay down on floors”.

        Unless you’re life is in danger just call the cops and have the check the cameras. Anything more isn’t worth it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          *your

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >won’t SOMEONE think of the corporate profits!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lunge at some retard to protect the quarterly earnings or whatever
        >Get knifed for attacking someone
        >Get fired for assaulting a customer and breaking company policy
        >Get laughed at for actually doing shit all for a fucking company
        Lmao.
        I fucking hate people that take their minimum wage job too seriously. Like slaves trying to please the master

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You better learn how to listen to long ass bullshit hunting and hypothetical self defense stories

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You shall read the tomes of fuddlore

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