>start sleeping with a loaded gun within arms reach of my bed. >sleep quality significantly improves

>start sleeping with a loaded gun within arms reach of my bed
>sleep quality significantly improves

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are paranoid to the point of Insanity or you live in the bad parts of detroit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you are paranoid to the point of Insanity

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Arguably the saddest episode, either that or the rabies one

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I sleep with two guns fully loaded within arms reach. I do so because I hate the thought of being defenseless if someone was to break into my home as I slept. Does that really make me paranoid to the point of insanity or just prepared? I think it is the latter. Also I have to agree with OP my sleep quality improved tremendously when I started sleeping with guns.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Classic antigun insult.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My sleep quality is already great because I live on the second floor of a big house in a nice quiet suburb in a city with low crime rates. If someone tried to break in I'd have more than enough time to grab my rifle

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >attic bedroom 3rd floor
      >ruffien greentext.jpeg
      >tries to breake ino my room
      NOT MY TENDIES
      >SPARTAN KICK FRICKER DOWN STAIR
      >RUFFIAN neck stap falling
      >ez GBP from mommy

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't sleep in a sangbag fort in his bedroom
    >he doesn't sleep immediately next to a rifle, pistol, spare mags, ear pro, oxygen (with a sealed mask for protection of eyes), and an auto-adjusting welding mask

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      also don't forget to have a switch to an air raid siren that you can turn on. intimidation is a great technique for 99% of situations, especially when it is as dramatic as an air raid siren.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And put an audio system throughout the house and set this to blast at full volume when the alarm trips

        Then grab your bedside gas chainsaw and rev it up in your boxer shorts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ear pro
      Imagine thinking this is necessary in a home invasion. Shooting a gun in your house with no earpro is loud, but it's really not that disorienting. I do it pretty regularly.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One day, you're going to try to answer your phone only to put the damn thing to your head.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >answer your phone
      Kept on silent 24/7. If it's important, they'll leave a voicemail and I'll get to it in my own time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very based, same here.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very based, same here.

        you two are moronic.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just leave a voicemail and I'll get back to you in the morning

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            a) nobody leaves voicemails anymore, it ain't the 90s and people are used to see everyone using phones 24/7, so if you don't answer it means you're not worth wasting their time
            2) it could be an emergency, it could be your parents, it could be the bank, it could be a company looking for a job interview, and you are fricking off somewhere completely oblivious and uncaring
            γ) you come off as a jerk to those who know you, because they know they have to abide by your rules and your habits in order to talk to you

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >nobody leaves voicemails anymore,
              Yes they do, given I'm almost 40, so still normal for this age.
              >2) it could be an emergency.
              Call 911, if it truly is that bad, call my wife.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damn someone leaving their phone on silent really got you riled up? Lmao.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lol lmao. Get a hug box or a body pillow to b***h at instead.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they know they have to abide by your rules and your habits in order to talk to you
              yes
              this has cut down the amount of bullshit in my life by like 90%

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol. Black person, you’re posting of PrepHole. Don’t act like your life is some hive of activity.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i have the time to post here because i cut down the bullshit in my communications

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure dude, whatever you need to tell yourself in order to justify not talking a phone call from your mom

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm not estranged from my mother. She actually lives at my place half the time. An arrangement that we made after my dad died. We both wanted to spend more time together while we could.
                Anything else you presume to know about me?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >so if you don't answer it means you're not worth wasting their time
              You have this pants on head backwards. If your issue isn't important enough for a voice-mail it's not important enough for me to care.
              b) and c) are just angry restatements if your first point

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If people call and you don't answer, they'll normally leave you a text saying "call me when you can" if it's that important. If someone left me a voicemail, I 1000% would never hear it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they know they have to abide by your rules and your habits in order to talk to you
              How else is it supposed to work?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >a) nobody leaves voicemails anymore, it ain't the 90s and people are used to see everyone using phones 24/7, so if you don't answer it means you're not worth wasting their time

              Good, that's how I want them to feel.

              >2) it could be an emergency, it could be your parents, it could be the bank, it could be a company looking for a job interview, and you are fricking off somewhere completely oblivious and uncaring

              Do Not Disturb is turned off for my favorite contacts, i.e. the people I actually give a shit about. If it's someone else about an emergency, they will leave a message. At that point someone is in the hospital, jail, or dead and more professional people than me are on it.

              Bank has no urgent reason to call me, and I'm not looking for a job, and if I was there are 50 other channels of communication, so keep looking for more exceptions to prove the rule.

              I am fricked off oblivious and uncaring aside from the dozen careful exceptions.

              >γ) you come off as a jerk to those who know you, because they know they have to abide by your rules and your habits in order to talk to you

              Yeah, boundaries, try it some time. I exert control over my life where I can, and the phone blowing up with a bunch of bullshit is not how I want to spend my time distracting me from whatever the hell I want to do.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you come off as a jerk to those who know you, because they know they have to abide by your rules and your habits in order to talk to you

              >.t

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Voice calls are dead except for poo spam calls.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never answer my cellphone. I only accept calls over landline.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be American
    >Sleep with a loaded gun
    >Wake up in the middle of the night because the door is ringing
    >Open the door while carrying
    >Cops shoot you because they ringed the wrong door.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look through the window first moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Be Euromutt
        >make absolutely abhorrent nonsense post
        >own no gunz because lmao

        >be half-muslim
        >live in europe
        >going on PrepHole, trying to post on PrepHole
        >accidentally click on /k/
        >get arrested for having seen the internal mechanism of a gun

        https://i.imgur.com/8LoZF6i.png

        >be eurohomosexual
        >be american vassal state
        >get stabbed by sandBlack folk
        >get grenades thrown at you by lightbulb head somalians
        >get your female family members raped by turks
        >police hang up on you when you report it
        >seethe on PrepHole

        >ringed

        >be moron
        >hear someone announce themselves as a cop outside my door
        >look outside my window and see people in police uniforms and cop cars
        >even though I’m sceptical I don’t call the cops myself or talk with the cops on my porch through the door or a window
        >decide I’m gonna confront them unannounced with a drawn and loaded weapon
        >Surprisingly I get a first class ticket on the Darwin Express

        absolutely triggered

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Be Euromutt
      >make absolutely abhorrent nonsense post
      >own no gunz because lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be half-muslim
        >live in europe
        >going on PrepHole, trying to post on PrepHole
        >accidentally click on /k/
        >get arrested for having seen the internal mechanism of a gun

        https://i.imgur.com/8LoZF6i.png

        >be eurohomosexual
        >be american vassal state
        >get stabbed by sandBlack folk
        >get grenades thrown at you by lightbulb head somalians
        >get your female family members raped by turks
        >police hang up on you when you report it
        >seethe on PrepHole

        damn, you really cant handle the banter

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Banter is back and forth, moron.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >O-Only I can banter!!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Czech Republic has better gun laws than USA. So does Lithuania. So does Jersey (UK Crown Dependency, not New Joisey).

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Czech Republic has better gun laws than USA
          >has to go through state mandated licence trials to own a gun
          >cannot afford to buy any gun
          >their domestic gun manufacturers sell them guns 1/3 more expensive than in US

          Cope.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The trial was much easier than getting a drivers license tbh. The only hard part is that you have to read the law.
            >show up
            >do a written test
            >disassemble a CZ75 and clear a malfunction without pointing it at the guy
            >hit 4 out of 5 at 10 meters
            Now I can concealed carry. Wowzers. Not that bad of an obstacle at all.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can conceal carry by having any state ID on my person (my driver's license works) and being a non-felon. You are not special.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You are not special.
                But I'm happy enough. It could be certainly worse. I'm happy that at least a few euro countries recognize the God given right to carry.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >get muh easy gun licence
              >cop can now enter your house whenever he wants to check on the state of your firearms and ammo

              So much better than USA.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be half-muslim
      >live in europe
      >going on PrepHole, trying to post on PrepHole
      >accidentally click on /k/
      >get arrested for having seen the internal mechanism of a gun

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be eurohomosexual
      >be american vassal state
      >get stabbed by sandBlack folk
      >get grenades thrown at you by lightbulb head somalians
      >get your female family members raped by turks
      >police hang up on you when you report it
      >seethe on PrepHole

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DA DEMONGS MANG ME PRESTO TELL ME DA MACDONALD FILLED WITH DEMONGS DIOS MIO SANTA MARIA

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ringed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be moron
      >hear someone announce themselves as a cop outside my door
      >look outside my window and see people in police uniforms and cop cars
      >even though I’m sceptical I don’t call the cops myself or talk with the cops on my porch through the door or a window
      >decide I’m gonna confront them unannounced with a drawn and loaded weapon
      >Surprisingly I get a first class ticket on the Darwin Express

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >immediately open door after bell rings in middle of night without asking who is there or looking thru peephole
      asking for it tbh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be euro
      >think the word gun
      >police are already outside
      >throw unlicensed TVs out the window before can breech my flat.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Be paranoid enough (or live in a shitty enough neighborhood) to sleep with a loaded gun
      >open the door in the middle of the night without looking first
      t. no gun cuck who still doesn't get the argument

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be Euro/Chink/Ruskie (same shit)
      >cannot open any door because he cannot own a house
      >pay 90% taxes off his third world paycheck
      >seethes about Chadricans on Chadrican website

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sleep with my pocket knife on me, I keep it everywhere I go, in the shower I keep it right outside the shower

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start sleeping with gun under pillow
    >sleep soundly most nights
    >have fight or flight nightmare
    >wake up in the middle of the night to a gunshot
    >be holding smoking gun
    >wife is bleeding out
    >idea
    >run out of house
    >break into house through locked window
    >grab a bunch of israeliteelry
    >leave
    >walk to motel
    >pay cash without id
    >blame thief for lost wallet
    >powersleep for a few hours
    >call taxi
    >cash cab
    >holy shit cannot believe my luck
    >hey wait a minute
    >isn't the host/cabdriver the crisis actor who played derek chauvin in the george floyd psyop?
    >cab stops
    >says not to talk about that
    >seemlessly goes back to playing cash cab
    >oh frick finna winnit
    >one more question
    >something my wife would know
    >my dead wife
    >*pause*
    >lifeline call her for the answer
    >she answers
    >tells me the answer is to kms
    >retroactively the question was how could you forgive me?
    >put gun in mouth
    >about to squeeze trigger
    >get nudged
    >suddenly wake up
    >wife nudging me
    >gun is in my mouth
    >she said i was talking strange in my sleep
    >got worried when i reached under the pillow and pulled out the handgun
    >feel truly lucky and blessed
    >she takes the gun from me
    >fricks herself with the gun barrel as a dildo until she sprays uncontrollably
    >the trigger glistens in her juices
    >pull it
    >wake up for real
    >alone never married
    >no house no wife no gun
    >walk over collection of full piss jugs to tangle of computers in order to post on /k/
    >hit send
    >wake up
    >married with house and wife and gun
    >wife sleeping
    >gun under pillow
    >get up
    >go take a shit
    >promise myself to go easy on the spicy peppers and psilocybin mushrooms

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men will purchase thousands of dollars of military equipment and stash it around their beds, never to use it, instead of seek therapy.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I slept with my machete a few nights after the first time I used it to fend off a home invasion while living in the hood. Nearly killed them but thankfully they just got scared and ran off. I forgot about it eventually and didn't do it after that, but it wasn't bad really. It was kinda nice, I kind of get an emotional attachment to my weapons. I just like the feeling of holding a weapon, it feels natural, primal even. It's comforting.

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