Stairs

im probably about to ask the dumbest question ever asked in this board, but how the frick do i climb st𝘢irs?
yes thats right. i trained a lot of CQB, and my biggest obstcle is stairs. not maintaining security, but climbing the stairs without looking at them.
any tips or should i just kill myself?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    With your legs anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What a charming fellow,
      Is that Walt Disney's brother?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, but they would've gotten along quite well.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's famous painter, you can see in his eyes he does have a passion

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          more of a struggle, I'd say.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >𝘢
    ?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't frickin look at them then.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i stumble

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        support yourself by leaning a little against the wall/railing.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know urbanites don't know how to evoke feet innawoods but this bait is ridiculous.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      worst part is, i grew up in the woods. i can move effortlessly trough bush and forest, but i never had to deal with stairs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >evoke feet
      is there another community that speaks like this that isn't the roguelike community or do we have a live ragu licker spotting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        gb2/rlg/

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why would I, I don't play roguelikes

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Slow down when you climb them and keep training your muscle memory, don't think too hard on how to climb the actual stairs and whatnot

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Try to imagine it like hiking a stable path. Don't think of them as stares. Do you constantly look down at a path when you're hiking?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    C4 the entire building into the dirt

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That is a very pretty set of stairs.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t look at them. Climb backwards.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you want a serious answer?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he's walking manually

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stairs are a satanic invention to make me stumble during CQB. Frick you Rotschilds

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    easy, find the nearest 6 story condo association property manager and tell them you'll paint their stairwell(s) for 1/2 the going rate in your area. you will be walking up and down stairs covered with a drop cloth with your head looking straight up and holding a loaded 8' rolling pole. unless you wanna walk up and down your own single flight of stairs while looking up a million times to train, you can be a productive member of society instead of an uncoordinated fat larp.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dont want to larp as a stairwell painter though

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It really depends who built them.
    >oops we built this step 1/8" higher just to frick with you muscle memory, guess you're gonna trip.
    >t. stair carpenter

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aim up the staircase then aim into wherever the landing leads to. You are at a disadvantage, so be ready to fire as soon as you see ANY movement. All they got to do is drop a grenade on you, so it might be useful to just bring some grenades and toss them up. Smoke grenades work best because most terrorists don't carry gas masks, don't know how to put them on, don't know how to use them properly, and are not able to use their weapons properly while wearing them. This is why you should take your mask training seriously because when your buddy gets shot up and you need the top floor cleared NOW for an evac team to come in you have to fill the entire building with smoke and shoot them when they try to escape.

    Now, if you have an enemy that actually knows their mask and can handle low visibility, high smoke environments well just walk outside and light the building on fire. If this is impossible, then just shoot up through the floor or make a new staircase using demolitions explosives. You, a solider, should remember how to do this and if you can't find someone that does. If that special someone is already dead, then lay the entire staircase out with flares so they can't figure out where you are and start lobbing as much explosives upstairs as you can until you can get upstairs.

    This strategy is 100% proven and I have done it over 50 times in Iraq, Afghanistan, Marawi and Chicago. If you aren't a b***h you can get it down to muscle memory like a firefighter, but in reverse. You remember when the Terminator raids the police station? Exactly like that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thank you, Mario

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that reminds me, I was doing this in Iraq and my buddy had to pee REALLY bad so he peed in someone's bedroom and 20min later a terrorist slipped and broke most of his head on their bed. He was taken to gitmo or some other prison and probably died there. Everyone in that shithole village did drugs and fricked children, and probably still does

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