Spooky Shit and How To Kill It

Sup PrepHolex/,

I've long looked for a non-exhaustive compendium of paranormal entities from cultures around the world and more specifically how to fucking end them. Wooden stakes for vampires, white-ash bullets for skinwalkers, etc, etc. Seeing as no such compendium exists, I've decided to make one myself.

So I ask of you, tell me about spooky shit from your local area and (to your knowledge) the best way to get rid of them.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Want bad shit gone? Power of christ, simple as

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Faith is a powerful tool. Always good to get your weapon of choice sanctified by a local holy person. However, Christ isn't gonna do shit against a djinn in an Islamic country - you need to take the local faith into consideration.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Djinn only fuck with those of their land, they know what's up

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But sometimes their land becomes our land, and they need to git

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Christ is King. a Djinn will buckle at the power of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It worked didn't it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only god you need is the PrepHoleube, the power of the PrepHoleube compels motherfucker

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck off to PrepHole gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>>PrepHole

      >abloobloobloo
      Post spooks, tourists

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>>PrepHole

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I've long looked for a non-exhaustive compendium of paranormal entities from cultures around the world
    Have you tried asking in /tg/? Fantasy creatures and how to kill them is their specialty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm concerned about real-life mythos, not dragons and elves. Unless it's Chinese dragons and Scandinavian elves.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm concerned about real-life mythos, not dragons and elves
        ...Why do those not count?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because they're from fantasy fiction and not local mythology. Unless you consider Tolkien to be European mythology.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ...Yes they are. Go look up who St George is and what he (supposedly) did.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I know the legend, but that's not how you framed it. You implied I find my answers in a DND rulebook.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You think that dragons come from videogames. You're retarded.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Don't project that unto me, you're the gay who suggested I go ask /tg/

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No I'm not. Just pissed that you discounted European mythology because it appears in D&D.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not discounting European mythology, I'm discounting D&D, and per extension /tg/

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Just pissed that you discounted European mythology because it appears in D&D.
                I'd discount Euro mythology just because its Euro trash.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Because they're from fantasy fiction and not local mythology
            I'm curious what you think the difference is. Fantasy Fiction is nearly entirely based on local fiction from somewhere. 99% of what you'd find in a D&D book, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy or Dragon Quest video game, is just rehashed local mythology from somewhere else.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Silver for things you can touch, salt for things you can't.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just get salty silver knuckle dusters and solve all your problems like a man.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have it on good authority hollow points filled with liquid mercury kill the fuck out of demons.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >last weekend
    >resting in the bush during the day in back of my ute / pickup
    >hear something say 'whats this' right next to me
    >nothing there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >anon is getting stalked by wild furries

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >last weekend
      >resting in the bush during the day in back of my ute / pickup
      >hear something say "Oi, Cunt! Fancy a fook in tha bum?" right next to me
      >Turn to see two dudes wearing female wolf body suits with their cocks out.
      >yeah, sure. nothingbettertodo.webm
      >post fake story about what happened on PrepHole.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it happened but i was snoozing so could have been some half dream thing. don't think so though (carnt)

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fearsome_Creatures_of_the_Lumberwoods,_With_a_Few_Desert_and_Mountain_Beasts

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only way to kill tulpas is to burn them down

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never not the answer

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bunp

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://desuarchive.org/k/search/tripcode/%21KpuDfj7%2F2s/

    How would PrepHole this cryptic one?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cancer

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just b urself

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Ripple

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You realize wendigos don't exist, right? And even if they did exist, they don't go after humans. We just want to live peacefully. They're harmless, also.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://de.wikisource.org/wiki/Der_Werwolf_in_Thummlingen
    https://www.digitale-sammlungen.de/view/bsb11255980?page=72,73
    https://brema.suub.uni-bremen.de/zeitungen17/periodical/pageview/1311825

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